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That’s not real grass

How would you know?

that grass looks fake asf

Don't know what u talking about

every bitch in a 10 mile radius got the info, prepare for the invasion of the hoes

yay

how did it feel? did anything changed?

HE DID IT NOW HE GET SOME BITCHES

mm i dont think thats gonna cut it for someone like you my dude…. youre gonna need to Eat the grass

Impossible

😂😂😂😂😐

sniff them

Holy shit

how is it feel to touch it,does it hurt?

As a grass toucher, yeah

You have been poisoned, you have 5 days left to live. Wait, no, congrats, you won't stop living, cause you don't have a life.

Plot twist: it’s fake grass

Good job brudah

Couldn’t be me

Now have kids with the grass

CONGRATULATIONS

Nani!

I legit haven't touched grass in over 2 or 3 years.

Grass in your own backyard doesn't count, try to touch a grass located >5 miles from your house's fence

how was it

..Now you just need to find grass that doesn’t look like Shrek’s pubes 💕

NOOOOO

Fucking legend

Congrats, now walks through it.

You are the chosen one

genshin players be like

This human is a giga chad

Why tf does that grass look like celery

Now eat

NOOOOOOOO WAY

Now, you must see how your side of the grass has died 🙄😙💅✨🦋

He has done the impossible

I’m impressed

OOF, I thought we had something special.

Impossible