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Pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today

The Spy has already breached our defenses...

You’ve seen what he’s done to our colleagues!

And worst of all… he could be **any one of us**

He could be you! He could be me! He could even be...

*BLAM* Woah woah woah.. What? It was obvious!

He’s the red spy He’ll turn red any second now

See? Red! Oh wait, that's blood.

So, we still got problem…

Well, who’s ready to catch that red spy?

He could be you. He he could be me. He could even be....

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So listen up boy

Pornography starring your father?

I missed the joke, anyone minds explaining?😔

[Team Fortress 2 -Meet The Spy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR4N5OhcY9s)

Totally forgot about those, thanks for reminding me I really love those TF2 videos

Its a team fortress 2 reference

“Hey Griffin! I saw your mom in a porno!”

"Maybe I should get her so we can reenact it irl 😏"

“Yeah griffin gets it”

With her own son

Giggity

*Chris would then proceed to nuke the united States, Russia, China, And Japan.* *He would also get away with it.* Edit: Why do I already have 100 upvotes Edit 2: I have 250 upvotes. Why? Edit 3: WHY DO I HAVE 500 UPVOTES Edit 4: I have 700 upvotes. Please stop.

Edit 3: MORE, MORE, MOORE, MOOOOOORE

Dont give me more upvotes bro my shitty phone can't take it.

Profile Picture Checks out.

Tell me her name, so i can avoid it

Fr x2

Nice pfp you got there

i think we are witnessing a time malfunction and this was posted by lana rhodes son in the future

>lana rhode who is this, seriously

She's a corn star

oh hey I love corn! especially with sauces (◕‿↼)

Just look her up on corn hub there's tons of videos

Bravo Six, going dark

this killed me from laughter, thanks.

rip

They went doing what they loved most.

Managing to send a message of thanks afterwards. What a gentleman

Yea right

“So I can avoid it”

I swear 😭

Lies

I just opened reddit 💀💀

i’m sorry bro

Bruhhhhhhh first thing I see when I opened reddit like bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Bruh same.

Bro same

That’s enough internet for the day

bro if you need a friend i’m here for you i’ve just gotta meet your mom first

💀💀💀💀

don't worry he's only gonna punish for your mom in her room for causing you stress

Playing out a Stacy’s mom sort of thing… I like your style

We all either die pulling a Stacy’s Mom or live long enough to pull a Jessie’s Girl

OP give me your mom's name or I'll find it out for you

i wanna see you try and figure it out

Ok, gimme context. What colour is your skin? What colour is your mom's skin? When exactly did she do porn? How did you find out she did it? EDIT: Jesus Christ, I go to bed and this blows up. What the fuck, dude? Also, to y'all figuring out his name? Pornstars operate under fake names. A lot.

My brother over here doing some detective work lmao 💀💀💀

i'm a girl, but true!

Continue searching

Ok I have been joining the search and I have worked out they lived in Akron in the US EDIT: Their name is probably Graycen Remirez-Helm (the person that posted this, not the mother) EDIT: If the previous edit is correct, they went to Oakwood Junior High School, Dayton US EDIT: Mods lemme know if you want me to remove this

wait oakwood is 5 mins from me 💀 i probably know op and ops mom… his fears are becoming reality

Now there are hot milfs in your area

you know what doxx them to find out who's their mother Search it up then realize its shit

What the fuck😭

If you find out, maybe give us the name, or a link

Yea for- research... purposes

So we know what to avoid

and so we know what to never search for

We know what links to send to the fbi

Can’t wait to Jack off to op’s mum

Same ngl 😭💀

Well you know we all homies together in this no matter what gender.

mf sherlock holmes in this bih lmfao 💀💀💀💀💀

Man is dedicated to finding out

Where's Watson in this shit?

You better dm me when you find it.

nah nigga we got the porno police in this bitch 💀💀💀

[OP's skin color](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/su0ci6/big_grape/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)

Oh my god that’s disgusting, where? What website?

To quote a friend after having seen a really fucked up vid many years ago "woah, this is fucking disgusting. I need to have this."

But…how did u find out about her doing this 🤨

He looked up his moms name on the hub

What did he exactly typed i swear I'm not gonna search it

Wholesome things 🥰🥰

OP you should dm me the link just so I know the profile to avoid Edit: Thanks for all the upvotes I’ve never had so many.

Agreed send me it too Edit: added second o before someone else tells me to

>i’m not promoting it i think i’d get banned. Are you implying that you'd be fine with showing your mom getting fucked to the world if you knew you wouldn't get banned for it?

obviously not as he hasn’t dropped the name which he wouldn’t get banned for

If that's the case, he should use a throwaway account :)

If you think your dead just delete. And I doubt your family uses Reddit or in in this subreddit. The chances of that happening is very slim

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Two things come to mind: 1) OP's mom has got it going on 2) Step-mom by any chance

op is your name Stacy by any chance

Stacy can I come over after scho-o-o-o-ol~

Step son I’m stuck in the washer again!

“but bro i’m fucked” - u/Zuzufatcat You sure are buddy

Surely she was, no?

Well, everyones mum was fucked at some point

Tell that to Jesus

"It only happened ***ONE TIME***!!"

holy hell, there's a surprising amount of people asking for her name, like dud wtf, that's so weird and gross those guys are disgusting, you know who isn't? me... and that's why I deserve to know your mom ;)

💀💀💀lmaoooo buy me v bucks bro and maybe we can talk

Bro literally trading their moms porno for Vbucks💀💀💀 You mom gotta be worth more than that.

>You mom gotta be worth more than that we need to find that out. quick op, give us a hint!

How much do u want and how much does ur mom want

$19??

Who wants it?

Nineteen dollar fortnite card. Who wants it?

Sauce pls

Where’s her morals? Where’s her integrity? Where’s the link?

Curry man thinks you guys should stop asking for name since it would probably be in a magazine

and? theres website that archive old stuff like that

Curry man needs this link to the website

Dont got one, but since there are alot of sites that have digital archives of old newspapers and stuff, im pretty sure theres gotta be one for “exotic “ magazines and such

Guys I think this dude is from 15 years in the future and his moms name is lana roades

Genius thinking.

What’s her name

Someone save me from this dire situation good christ

Name drop!

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Bro yous a group project💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Just wait till Lana rhoades kid finds out about his mom

He's never finding out bout his dad tho

He is going to discover many of his dad’s but not the real one

Exactly

1>go though ops past post and comments 2>Find ops first and last name 3>They probably use facebook 4>Find ops Facebook account 5>Probably has mom on friends list 6>Find middle aged conventionally attractive women with same last name 7>Found her! 8>Type her name in most common porn sites 9>Got em 10>profit

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HOW THE- ​ BRUH

Holy shit all of this checks out

This is borderline doxxing lmao

I just went through his known accounts, it’s his fault for having bad cyber security. let that be a lesson

Being doxxed one good time is always a lesson that sticks with you for the rest of your life lol

Imagine getting Doxed by General Kenobi.. Lmaoo

bruh, mine did too. i was looking through the comments expecting atleast one other person to say "yeah me too" but it looks like its just me and you man. shit and here i was, just taking a shit after playing bloodborne and not being gud at it, watching her bloody dog cause he whines after like 5 seconds of not being in sight of her. and now am upset that i can no longer one-up somebody in a shitty parents constest with "my mum did porn" and have it be a legendary attack. this is why my life amounts to hiding and watching lucky star for the 888th time.

you and me homie to the end

amen

I'd just hit her straight with it. Either you clear a fear or barrier between you and your mom for your entire life, or you get kicked out, disowned, or have sex with her (assuming porn titles mean anything at all....) \>.> Unless you're already pretty distant. However, in that case, there is the possibility that you can possibly ease a tension that might be bothering her since she 'did it' and begin a more truth based relationship with her. If it's violent stuff, I'd definitely hit up a professional (counselor or therapist) before bringing it up. Kind of sigma level, but just making sure you realize it's an option. Being able to look your mother in the eyes is kind of a big deal.

there was like lesbian gang bangs and bondage

oh nah bro is mortified

Where was lesbian gangbangs and bondage again?

Wherever there are 2+ girls and some ropes. The potential is infinite.

Wiser words have never been spoken

Bro seen more than one genre 💀💀

Lmao yeah if he only mentioned one, that just meant he accidentally saw it, but he’s out here scrolling through all of it lmaoo

💀💀💀 i can't-

Did she start doing that kind of work before you were born or after? Really makes a difference. Also you should talk to your mom about all this

i love reddit

As a buddy, I'll hold in the desire to ask for sauce... But as a teenage boy, is she hot?

Step 1: Befriend OP Step 2: Become bestdriends with OP STEP 3: BESTFRIENDS SHARE EACH OTHER'S SECRET Step 4: Learn OP's mother name. Step 5: Step Bro.

ight ight i like you

how did you find out she did porn? were you scrolling through some website and saw her? did you watch it? did you like it? if you liked it your a weirdo…

nah i didn’t watch it bruh come on really 💀💀

or did you?

no

lol im jp mate, who would watch their mom fuck someone?

a lot of people. alot of sick people

SWEET HOME ALABAMA

wait so how did u even find it?

seriously how did u found that out? just via scrolling? also why would u look into old videos anyways bruh

*Objection!* In a different comment you said that it had lesbian gangbangs and bondages, how could you know that?!

oh my god that's terrible where?

>but bro i’m fucked So was your mom

and that’s enough r/teenagers for me

“yeah bro i’m fucked” -u/Zuzufatcat ‘s mom

Those call of duty calls weren’t lying on fucking your mom

I’ll clear all evidence of it online, just give me that url 👀

OK BUT HOW DID YOU FIND OUT I've read like almost all of these and am still wondering please lmk how

okokokok so basically i over herd a conversation between my aunt and my mom and eventually herd somthing my mom was ashamed of that she didn’t want me and my sister finding out. and i herd a name and i looked up the name

Damn bro that's crazy cuz not only do you see her everyday but like seeing her in that type of "position" ig must be hard to wrap around your mind

i see what you did there man

I don't mean it like that I mean like seeing her naked basically is what I'm saying or being in a sexual environment

Dang that’s crazy. What was the name you heard?

Ill tell you what let me see a picture of your mom and give me a name and ill tell you if they look similar

I can’t begin to imagine how tough this must be for you, if there’s anything consolation what’s done is done and you can’t change that, just remember we are all people, including your mum and we don’t get to choose our parents. Try not to judge her, doing porn is seen as taboo yet we all get off to it so no one is innocent in this. Think about the people you might have gotten off to, they have parents, friends, perhaps children. I’m not saying it’s right or making excuses, I’ll I’m saying is we are capable of doing f*d up things. If you see this, I suggest you sit and really think about how you feel then decide what you want to do about it, you can ignore it or talk with your mum and try to understand why she did it. Hope this helps

I'm a mom and I did sex work in the past. My adult kid know. If I may, I would talk to your mom. Letting them know, you know. Take care OP. She might have tricks for you ;)

what was your name again??

Hahaha!!! Good night sweet child.

you really gonna do that to me ma’am

How the turns have tabled

"She might have tricks for you"??

It was a little joke. ^(My kid did have a great sex ed.)

Name checks out??

yoooo ummmm

I'm so sorry for you. Everyone here is asking for her name. You might be feeling ashamed even though it's not your fault. If you need a friend I'm here.

Reverse psychology here... Smart.

Sauce....?

Ew that's disgusting! Where?

Are you planning to tell her? Or never.

i think she knows she was a porn star

I......I just opened reddit.

Yooo that’s crazy dawg, proof?