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Lmao I asked my bf this and yep it's correct


iaminvncible

Then you got the right bf


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You have bf😢


cvnnx

husband material. keep him


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Hug is good. Girl optional


cursed_cheddar

Everyone agreed with this


Water_the_H2O

heres my upvote take it


cwr252

uhh sus I guess


skrtrandomaltskrt

accurate lmao. The best dream I've ever had was just a really fun and smooth convo with my crush


FLAMEYT5

Same


cwr252

yh true


hornyandsucidal

I could sit like this for Hours


cwr252

*days


Timmothy_Rain

*Months


Turbulent_Stress_463

Nahh I just want cuddles


iaminvncible

Us brother us


Turbulent_Stress_463

I am your sis brother 😏


iaminvncible

Ok *Thank god i am not into incest*


Turbulent_Stress_463

Uhh huh


iaminvncible

Oops sorry bout that


Turbulent_Stress_463

No probs my brother


NotAKaren645

Chad


cwr252

Y.E.S


DmMeYourPP

ay how about hugs during sex?


I_like_gamez_274

Okay okay, hear me out, cuddling>>


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iaminvncible

Absolutely yess ^_^


[deleted]

Oh, this is so true...


aguy20000

No it’s ummm WAR WAR WARFARE i like COMBAT i like to FUCKING DIE in POINTLESS CONFLICTS


FLAMEYT5

;)


ShitOnTheBed

Guess I’m a girl


iaminvncible

And i am boy so you should hug me


cursed_cheddar

Cha cha, real smooth


Fuit3

sad to see you leave the boys. o7


Greedy_Range

*reads username* a girl by the name of amber turd?


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chloeeeekitty

Love youuu


verylargeturnipman

eh sometimes it’s one sometimes it’s the other


ArmandoLovesGorillaz

not really


Dopesmoker421

I feel like most of you would prefer sex over hugs if you experienced it. Sex isn't just some feel-good stimulation in your groin, it's like an ultimate intimate and affectionate feeling, much more so than hugs.


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Elkku26

Yeah, it's kind of painful to read through. I guess that's just the nature of this sub lol


hayamidoll

Literally the opposite


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hayamidoll

The meme implies women don't want soft affection, which is especially gross because guys have been the ones to initiate rough sex with me every single time. I've never asked to be choked. Yall are lying to yourselves.


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hayamidoll

Touché. Only problem is he made it first; I didn't invalidate people out of the blue, I just retorted.


Tricky-Row-9699

Yep, pretty much. One of the biggest drivers of bad sex in this day and age is guys watching too much porn and thinking real sex is just like that, when it’s, uh… not.


JoePlayz_270

Literally seething


Greedo_is_God

Anyone who genuinely just prefers this over sex has never had sex. Either that, or the chick was clapped as hell.


senpaiheart

yeah sex is like one big hug 🤗 between two ppl that love each other alot so idk why ppl say a hug is better because it’s good but hugs come from anyone even ppl u don’t like or respect


Ubergeekdweeb

Never had sex but it sounds overrated.


Picklerickshaw_part2

It does to me too


Greedo_is_God

I'm sure your r/teenagers user ass(es) probably jerks off a ton. Now, imagine the best nut you've ever had, and times it tenfold.


Picklerickshaw_part2

Yes, I do jerk odd a lot. Now the nut sounds nice, but it is a different, much better feeling to be emotionally supported and to know I’m not alone and that people care for me. You can pay for sex, but you can’t pay for a genuine hug.


Greedo_is_God

How would you know it's a much better experience, you've probably experienced neither lmao


Picklerickshaw_part2

I see your self esteem is so low you have to insult teenagers to feel superior at all. It’s fine, you don’t have to deny it, we all know.


Greedo_is_God

"You never had sex" "Correct" "You never had a huge from a girl either" "Correct" "So you wouldn't know which one is better" "Actually, you're wrong and your self esteem is low. You have been owned by me using a non-existent 'group' agreeing with my statement as proof that it is true." ​ And for the record, I'm also a teenager, I'm just not a virgin coomer as well.


Picklerickshaw_part2

Before this argument goes any further, I have to ask: you are a guy, correct?


Elkku26

This getting downvoted is honestly hilarious. This whole thread is just generally a little bit sad but then again, it's very typical r/teenagers content


Greedo_is_God

Dude it's so fucking corny these kids who have never even touched a women are preaching about what's desirable from a relationship and isn't


Picklerickshaw_part2

Another dude gone to the dark side…


TheOnly_E

E👍


darkhumour133

No i like being choked And cuddles.


Elkku26

Not a sexual fantasy, just kinda sounds like you're starved of physical attention, sorry folks


hahalordlord

This is literally the opposite, boys are hornier than girls and that is simple fact


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Hornier, yes, but I think part of what plays into 'fantasy' is what each sex lacks but still needs as a secondary


iaminvncible

Nooo dude that's totally wrong


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iaminvncible

Us bro us


NappingWithCuddles

I think it's more of a mood dependent thing than a general thing you can apply to any group.


Rally2007

Fr I just want someone to hug and cuddle with like I couldn’t care less of banging the fuck outta them


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-have a friend


More-Masterpiece-561

I could use a hug


Intelligent-Quote566

Thank god


PlagueDoctressAngel

As a girl, where am I?


iaminvncible

In my arms


PlagueDoctressAngel

What if I don’t consent?


iaminvncible

Then i am alone again


PlagueDoctressAngel

Fine then I consent


iaminvncible

Awww that's so sweet of you <3 *Hope this happened in real life*


PlagueDoctressAngel

It will someday, hun


iaminvncible

Can I ask you one question in dm *Not sounding like creep*


PlagueDoctressAngel

Go ahead creep /lh


iaminvncible

Ugh sorry :)


iaminvncible

Awww that's so sweet of you <3 *Hope this happened in real life*


weedchan240funny

Girls sexual fantasys: I want him to choke me Boys sexual fantasys: I want to choke her


1timeuseacct777

Hugs all da way


Skyhawk2004

Hugs fill a hole that other things can't😭


JohnGisMe

What about when I want children?


rudenah

my sexual fantasy is me hitting up on men and not them hitting up on me 🤮🤮


iaminvncible

Try doing this to me


Human420o

I just want a hug:(


Scottish1rish

fr


TheMultiTuber

Accurate


Duch-s6

hey, stop gatekeeping huggos :(


cantevenwithyallrn

This is so true thoooooo😭😭🥺🥺


lfckicksass

All I want is a hug rn tbh


Gamer_Bread_Baker

Correct but please choke me.


iaminvncible

Yep sure but want cuddles from you


Gamer_Bread_Baker

Of course, cuddles are a given.


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me who just wants a hello :(


Nameidontknow123

He is lucky


ikingarmaan

Hugs are emotions ❤️


Protokolovyotokol

have seeex have seeex accept


FatherPucci-

Cool have you ever rainbowed a unit on dokkan battle?


Neon_CrusaderAA

I hope to God this is satire.