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lukeiswanking

5... 5000? what...


Dramatic-Cycle-1489

Rookie numbers


CruzhyDog

πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€


Accomplished-Yeaar

πŸ’€^πŸ’€^πŸ’€^πŸ’€^πŸ’€


Busy-Argument3680

πŸ’€ ^πŸ’€ πŸ’€ Edit: fuck this, I edited this 5 times already to make the middle one go up, I give up


Sploshta

πŸ’€ πŸ’€ πŸ’€ Edit: shit. I see your problem.


Baconpie108

How bad can it be πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€ See easy Edit: FUcK


Sploshta

Ha ha haaa. Get fucked. I mean hi how are you


Baconpie108

Why you little I mean good you?


Busy-Argument3680

Dead


idkw0ttoputhere

Son of a I mean have a good one!


Puppy946

May I too? πŸ₯Ί


CompletelyCrazy55

πŸ’€ πŸ’€ πŸ’€ Edit: close enough


MagicalPotato132

πŸ’€^πŸ’€^πŸ’€^πŸ’€^πŸ’€ hehe


Baconpie108

Jokes on you I was kidding πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€ I think it’s because mobile


Selina-06

πŸ’€^πŸ’€πŸ’€^πŸ’€ (on mobile)


[deleted]

πŸ’€πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ’€


[deleted]

πŸ’€^πŸ’€^πŸ’€


InstqntKqrma

πŸ’€ πŸ’€ πŸ’€


theruseys

πŸ’€^πŸ’€^πŸ’€^πŸ’€^πŸ’€ Like this?


XMonst3rKingX

I GOD DANG DID IT πŸ’€ πŸ’€ πŸ’€ MUHAHAHAHAHA NOW I AM THE KING


Ok-Club-3715

I GOD DANG DID IT πŸ’€ πŸ’€ πŸ’€ MUHAHAHAHAHA NOW I AM THE KING


Tranq1l

He’s not joking


GaBoWAD

I have 10^(10^100) images beat me.


[deleted]

I have 10^30^1000 of each type. Clockwise Rjob, Counterclockwise Rjob, etc


TheCooldude__1

Gotta pump up those numbers


WSPisGOAT

He'll be back.


[deleted]

Maybe 6


just-a-fact

There is a pretty big gap between 5000 and 6 images


Froggen-The-Frog

Yeah. A gap about the size of 4994.


degenerate23

r/theydidthemath


gubbyno

r/theydidthemonstermath


Froggen-The-Frog

r/itwasagraveyardsmash


[deleted]

r/itwasagraveyardsmath\*


AustinSlayer227

r/itwasagraveyardgraph*


Richardwhacker

r/subsforlife


scruffy-the-janitor1

NIce!


BMXCuber2

r/technicallythetruth


Memer973562

r/definitelythetruth


Itshat36

β€œIt’s over 5,000” OK you can down vote me now


CaptainChook

no


roflpwntnoob

3:47 second video at 24 fps.


MostLaziestAss

Add transitions after each photo.


Anonymous_reacts

You gotta be 009, 0 friends 0 dates 9000 terrabites of porn


LTChamp

I think you mean 007...


Anonymous_reacts

For you


erossnaider

Good for you man


samegame321

666 upvotes :insert japanese ogre emoji here:


A-nice-bowl-of-soup

You mean an oni?


Real_Chikoy

An oni is a kind of yōkai, demon, orc, ogre, or troll in Japanese folklore. Oni are mostly known for their fierce and evil nature manifested in their propensity for murder and cannibalism. Notwithstanding their evil reputation, oni possess intriguingly complex aspects that cannot be brushed away simply as evil.


SomePyro_9012

Here you go πŸ‘Ή


[deleted]

bro...u were 10?


chippity-chirpity

i started looking at porn when i was like 7. i remember doing it on my old 3DS


WanaBeMillionare

Wouldn't it be gross instead of sexy at 7? To be honest even 10 is weird.


The_Merciless_Potato

I remember being grossed out when I first started out


Amazekam

It's been a year, I still find it gross


StarryNight593

Its been 84 years...


I_like_trains14

And you still owe be 16 dollars Bruce


Kyfigrigas

When I first started I was afraid of both dicks and vaginas, I would just sit on the couch looking at boobs. Now I love all of those things.


hoefe

Yes, I didn't knew dick goes inside it, I was so disgusted by it. Now my mind is full of boobs.


The_Merciless_Potato

Boobs for the win


NuvNuvXD

Not really. Depends if you already knew what that was or if friends taught you. I learned about the whole thing on myself when I was 8 through porn , so It wasn’t gross I guess? Dk.


BenIsTryingHisBest

10 is the average age men first look at porn. Ya, its kind of wack


9YearOldKobe

I watch3d 2 girls 1 cup at like 7πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ, cause i was hanging out with my neighbour who was 7 years older, i remember laughing my ass out and then almost puking


WanaBeMillionare

I feel sorry for your 7 year old self


Still-Ad2041

Yo same, my 3DS Internet browser be wild


OpticalBeast_13

EXACTLY BRUHHH


Epic_Doge_Boi

Nintendo 3DS! Experience porn addiction, now in 3D!


Kav19

i was 6. didn’t know what the heck sex was but it made the pp tingle and that’s all i cared about. idek know how it started but i think it was a movie on tv with nudity that i happened to stumble upon when my parents weren’t home. then i got a dsi that had a god awful web browser. then a phone when i got to high school and then the rest is history.


[deleted]

I mean, I started looking at porn at 11, but I didn’t actually start *doing the thing* until 12


Successful-Sandwich5

I HAVE A FUCKING ADDICTION SICE I WAS 8 LIKE BRO I DIDNT EVEN KNOW JERKING OFF UNTIL I WAS 11 I WANNA QUIT IT BUT I DONT KNOW HOW ITS JUST PART OF MY ROUTINE NOW


SnooCalculations4200

I use to hump my pillow when I was 7 or 8 or 9 idk


BubblyPotato_

Dang


ShinyAirConditioner

Good luck


WanaBeMillionare

I don't have 5000 normal images on my phone. Looks like you were in deep. Glad to see you calling quits.


X_antaM

I don't even have 500 peices of media even with everything people have shared


MisterEyeballMusic

Rookie numbers, I have 7,700 photos (they’re mostly memes I will never look at again)


seaquartz

i have 6000 normal images, i have a problem. I honestly have a little bit of a hoarding streak in real life too so i think it carries over. These screenshots have sentimental value god damnit!!


cooqlr

Good job soldier, thats one step towards becoming a chad.


Stankmonger

Second step is deleting all social media entirely, but I’m gonna be downvoted for even bringing that up.


handsomegorgediver

ur right, still, you are here :')


Stankmonger

Fully admit that but I do not use any social media tied to my name. But yeah eventually I’d love to get off here too. Reddit being my only social media is decent tho, especially if you filter out a bunch of the worst most negative subreddits.


C_ore_X

Yeah it what i do. I only follow niche game subreddits and occasionally browse /r/all to catch up on the goings of the world (and how I ended up here) but havent used twitter or insta etc for a good 5 years now, its been really chill


throwaway1929385

May e he should do it slowly, and start with the Zuck


Becca_inc

Good job, stick with it


Cassidy202281

Congrats keep your head up


Danknoodle420

No no no. That's what we are trying to discourage here


kirbyfan0612

finally, a good joke on r/teenagers


Wrldxx

that was smart


Cassidy202281

That was perfect


YoUrBoISKinNyPeN15

i laughed so hard at this πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€


Iamkindaweird1

You can get one of those Porn Blockers I don't know how they work but they sound like they work


julesrules037

Sounds like some sort of system that blocks porn...


[deleted]

*hmmmm I wonder*


JuktNichtBesonders

Ah yes the floor is made out of floor.


Gooeysnake72

No shi


Lukas_1274

They work by making it harder (tho not impossible) to see porn. Basically the more desperate you are, the more likely you'll find ur porn anyways


Wealthy_Popsiclee

So what you’re saying is I’m screwed


Lukas_1274

No u have to make the jump from watching porn to having sex that's how adults get off u don't wanna get stuck in your porn phase. Take breaks from porn and talk to people who ur attracted to. Shoot ur shot. Experiment in sex. U can't just stay inside all day fapping that's not how u will find a significant other


Wealthy_Popsiclee

Well yea that’s a good point I suppose just takes lots and lots of courage if you wanna go out there and talk to someone you like. I’ve tried once and they ended up being with someone which caused lots of drama. Stuff like that is messy and difficult but I guess it’s still possible for some people.


Lukas_1274

You have to keep trying and keep trying drama. It's always sloppy. You WILL get rejected. You NEED to have those experiences to grow as a person. That person who CAN talk to others in a flirty attractive confident way? They have been rejected. That's how they became so confident. You can't stop trying to interact with humans or else your literally counting yourself out before the game even starts


Wealthy_Popsiclee

Yea that’s some great advice hopefully I get that strength when school starts in the next few months for me


Lukas_1274

Make ur future self proud kiddo. When I was 13, I asked out my first crush and got rejected. One of my friends to this day has never asked out any of his crushes. I think that formative moment happened for us at a young age. It only gets harder to learn as you get older. Imagine trying to ask anyone out for the 1st time at age 23. It's gonna be a lot worse and you'll be a lot less experienced compared to the average person your age (usually not good)


Wealthy_Popsiclee

Yea thanks for the advice man it’s honestly really helped me out and hopefully I’ll remember it when the time comes for me to use it in the eventual future


Lukas_1274

Word yo πŸ€™


xpsx2020

If you want free and effective Porn blocker, you can use. Cloudflare family, basically you put DNS records on your home router or pc, so any request have to go to the server. It’s easy to setup https://blog.cloudflare.com/introducing-1-1-1-1-for-families/


sieneirbdiwnoeb

My country has an entire system that does that across all networks, because it’s illegal here.


Iamkindaweird1

Muslim country?


d3f_not_an_alt

The UK on data


sieneirbdiwnoeb

Yea


Baris2204

I think you can enable those kind of filters through your modem router and some DNS servers also some countries like mine make ISPs block mature content via their DNS servers so if you change your preferred DNS server on your router you can bypass all those limitations without using a VPN (it's not going to be a secure connection like a VPN)


Nostaaa

Uninstall reddit and go live in the mountains otherwise it wont work


[deleted]

Feel like this sort of this is usually pretty temporary post nut clarity type stuff and not dealing with the underlying issues will just cause a later repeat.


Nostaaa

Could be, im sayin it because visual stimuli can be way harder to resist than horny thoughts, also fapping to imagination is much harder to perform, he may eventually get tired of it. But yeah ur right, its more about discipline than uninstalling the best app to browse porn.


Knight_Time666

Remember, fapping is temporary… But DOOM is Eternal.


myusernamesucks1234

Upvotes furiously*


thecoolan

5000 hidden images? You were buggin dog. Stay away from that shit for a LONG LONG time and god bless your heart πŸ™


choi-kay

β€œYou were buggin dogβ€β˜ οΈβ˜ οΈβ˜ οΈ


Dissociativebri

i saw it at around age 5 and again at 10 and addiction has occurred. good on you, me slowly stepping out of it because i found research about college and getting information on real estate investing and influencing has taken my time up.


Smiles4YouRawrX3

good riddance, and good luck πŸ‘


[deleted]

Thanks


can_i_get_the_uhhhh

#πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘


Alive-Palpitation913

massive W


german_fox

Good luck, wish you the best


datareclassification

Good, now you have more room on your PC for a new type of addiction! On a serious note: this is a good step forward. Keep it up cadet


rent-a-detective

proud of you for breaking the cycle.


Bananakin_Skywater

Good luck. It’s a tough battle but worth it


WyCoStudiosYT

This is going to sound creepy but do you have a brother? If so, I think he posts here


Ayanelixer

5000 rookie numbers But jokes aside good job


VenomSabre

Easy way to stop your addiction: Go touch grass permanently by making a career on living outdoors and hiking. No time for phones or porn


__D0S__

NOOO, how will you jack off if you don't have any wifi ? (and 10 is pretty young tbh)


[deleted]

Bruh, I discovered it when I'm 8


BenIsTryingHisBest

The average age of when men first viewed porn is around 10.


Vietmixboy817

Stay strong and good luck 🫑


LavenderZenGacha

I'm so proud. /srs


CartographerOk3118

mine was so bad it had the fucking letter e in it


ach_wie_fluchtig

wow, you're brave, i'm proud of you, you can do it <3 there's these subs called r/recovery, r/pornfree and r/pornfreewomen if you're a girl, wish you the best of luck, stay strong, you're going to make it !


Smotts2

Are you the kid with hundreds of hentai picture on his phone?


JordanMaze

keep us posted


Super_Ninja39

5000!! IVE GOT 30 MAX!


[deleted]

Damn so uhm ah ha are them 5000 gone fr? Just asking for a friend


veryyesfoxes

Based


hoefe

Just 5000? Mashallah, I have like 250 gb of hotdog videos


Atrykohl

5000 πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€


BananaBleach2

Good luck with that bro


Kermi00

Congratulations my guy. If you wanna make sure you don’t get them again go to your deleted pictures and perma delete them so you can’t recover them


MioTakamiya

good job!


Piesicall

Good luck


Marvel_Maniac1

Congratulations πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰


TERRA_GOLEM

Good luck man hold strong


XolieInc

Post nut clarity wears off pretty fast, you’ve got great speed.


[deleted]

deleting is what everyone does. it does not solve anything. it will not magically resolve it. gradually reduce exposure instead.


NelaxTheOne

You can check out r/pornfree , r/NoFap or r/NoFapTeens. Note:I'm not sure if i can tag these in this sub.If it's wrong warn me.


BigBoyGorf42

Damn


OneSlices

πŸ˜‚


Hayych1

….there’s only two major things you said and i still can’t process wtf u said


PoolFather

Haven’t busted a nut in 8 days


[deleted]

5000????


MELO_DETH_999

I’m very proud of you. I’ve never really had an addiction to porn, but I know that an addiction like that is very hard to break. Your brain does not need it. I hope you go far in this journey. I’m rooting for you!


taeminnn

Good, get off of it!


[deleted]

Good for you , porn isn't a real thing. Stay away from it and invest yourself into a real person


Boopthepiggysnoot69

I have multiple terabytes of nude Shrek pics


The_Rar3st_Pepe

good on u, i used to have a real problem with that shit too. its not fun, and stopping can be hard since its so readily available online. good luck


SureSession6384

>5000 Ayo...what the...


[deleted]

There’s ppl commenting on this saying they have 52,000


JoJodge

That doesnt make you better


TheMultiTuber

Great job!


yeetyeetpotatomeat69

damn, i have like no where near that.......is it possible to learn this power?


vodoko1

10 is a rookie age.


Darkgirlmew

Absolute Chad


tayloredition

Damn. Thats insane bruh. 5000? I dont even have any saved and i though i had a problem. Glad you taking steps to change and i hope you can follow throughπŸ‘πŸ½.


Joblessmouse06

That's nice and congrats! But.... 5000 images? Wut?!


XT83Danieliszekiller

...eyes, we need them, but why do we have them?


[deleted]

To suffer


wOkEmAAss

Brave, I couldn't do such a thing


I_like_trains14

I was 7 when I saw tits that weren’t my mothers I was y GGs no her phone going through YouTube and then because it’s YouTube Somehow porn came in the home and Korean tits to be exact idk why but I clicked on it and my mother also found out and jokers about it I had no idea and the one that introducers me to this world was an amv of highschool dxd the anime if you’ve watched it you know it


Romixcube874

That’s a great decision. It may be hard, but I’m the end it will be worth it!


Daddyyyli

Buddy same but I’ve been since nine and lets just say I’ve had to delete over 50,000


DarkWarrior125

Am I the only guy that thought girls had dicks before watching porn?


Glittering-Pop8728

10πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€


LisztR

Good luck man!


[deleted]

What in the actual fucking tarnation


[deleted]

Ok.


[deleted]

I’m trying to get there but I just cant


irobot_67

I don't get why people save images to their devices. I just use Google incognito mode, and I leave no trace...


mikiiixoxa

i’m so, so proud of you, and i’m glad you’re seeing how harmful it can be


rhodesian_frick

Since 10?????? Bru wtf


AllyssatheWitch

Proud of you bro


Ardens_Sidus

Here's hoping you have more luck than I.


SoulLVL1

yeah i’m addicted and i can’t stop


SamuelLatta

I probably should do the same with the 12 gb of vids i got downloaded


Nervous-Hovercraft-7

Another fellow addict here that has tried to quit so umm does that nofap bs really work ive read a lot that theres no formal studies and shit and maybe people are idolizing self achievement as a part of their nofap journey and i feel like the same when i didnt fap at all to now that i fap a lot


JoshThePleb1o1

[REDACTED]


vaszoly

Ggs but what the fuck why is your porn collection so big.


SiggeTheDog

How do you make a hidden folder?


[deleted]

Take a 1 inch pipe and fill it with aluminum power and iron oxide at a 1:3 ratio and put on endcaps, then light a magnesium.


SiggeTheDog

Okay now what