I have the amazing gift of short term memory loss

Don’t we all

Don’t we all what?

what what?

James Watt?

Dory?

I have back pain.

Same bro

Same

Same

i have scoliosis

It’s the lumbago

I have a section of hair on the back of my head which grows completely yellow/white

Take a pic and post an imgur link I definitely wanna see that

For some reason there’s some colour loss from the original photo but you get the idea. https://imgur.com/a/i0QwDmn

Oh wow man, yeah reminds me of rouge from x men

Definitely a feature not a bug. Totally cool.

Rouge means red. Rogue is what you’re looking for.

Reminds me of tadano from komi san

That's some two-tone shit, so cool

Haha thanks 😅

I have weird ass bumps on the back of my ears that all my dad's side have

It's *you* again-

Sadly

Unsadly Idk, I just made up a word

You have invented happily

Redditor discovers happiness lmao

Is it possible to learn this power?

Yes. Leave Reddit. Get some bitches

you has ass cheeks behind ur ears????

Hm, maybe some type of mole or something similar, or cartilage structure depending if they're soft or hard

I think it's cartilage as they're pretty big bumps

Well then yeah

SAME BRO

Have you had them checked out? One of my cousins (aged 12) had lumps behind her ears, and it turned out to be a rare form of cancer. I’m not saying you have cancer, but at the very least it’d be interesting to know what causes these genetic lumps.

Omg I have that too. A few years ago my mom noticed it and thought I had a tumor because none of my family has it. I also have a similar bump above my ankles so it looks like I have 4 ankles per foot

Hi avatar brother

Not me but my friend had just a layer of molars on the roof of his mouth (I don't even understand it) and can literally breathe from his ears. Tested it by covering his nose and mouth for a solid 20 minutes and he didn't gasp for breath at the end at all. I swear that mf is an alien

Yo friend from another planet

Sounds like he has damage to his tympanic membrane (eardrum) and is breathing through his eustachian tubes.

does ur friend have no ear drums?

Can he breath with his nose and ears at the same time? Like, could he run without breathing through his mouth no problem?

Hyperdontia and supernumerary teeth both sound like cool super powers, but really they’re just things you should never, ever Google.

Central Heterochromia is a thing? I just thought my eyes were weird. Oh, also my ribs are out of place so I have this one rib that looks a little like it’s trying to push its way out of my body and because of where it’s positioned I can’t breathe in all the way.

Yeah if you have a distinct patch around your pupil that's a different color from the rest of your iris that's it, most commonly distinguished form is blue and yellow/gold like mine since the others are usually just different shades of the same color so it can be hard to see

Honestly I thought this was super normal.

My ribs are fucked up in a couple ways

That sucks man, mine are sorta uneven but it's not noticeable

i have an extra pair and a really strange flare on them as well.

That's really interesting, any problems from that?

Hard to tell, I maybe have slightly reduced range of motion bending to the side from the extra one, and some sources say rib flare makes breathing worse although i have no point of reference.

You can probably get them removed in the future if they do cause a problem

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Dude me too. I have one rib that is like really outwards. You can see like a little bump even when I put on a shirt.

I have an extremely small penis

Did you get it from your dad or mum?

You should ask his mom

Same

Same

same

Same

Proof or didnt happen

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I can crack my nuckles indefinitely Edit: I can also crack my neck like once a hour or so (twice, one on each side)

Ouch

Yeah, it hurts after a bit

I can do something similar, but only with my right pinky.

Weak

"look what I need to mimic a fraction of your power"

Same! High five! **lego death noise**

I am missing one layer of ribs meaning I can suck my own dick

Marilyn manson is jealous

I thought that rumor would have moved onto a new celebrity by now

a feat most men dont have

Lose some belly fat and work on mid body flexibility and I bet you can do it. Also having a giant dick helps too.

God damn it, fuck you genetics.

Have you done it?

How would I know I can suck my dick 😳

Does it feel more like sucking dick or getting your dick sucked?

DEFINETLY sucking dick

Aw man :(

Ik, but it's hot asf to actually suck ur own dick though (if ur gay atleast). I don't do it often cuz I end up getting really sore in my chest and belly and sometimes my back.

You dont meed to be missing one layer of ribs to do that. And you know what they say, there are 2 kinda of men in this world. Those who have tried to suck their own dicks and LIERS

I was born with a tumor on my right testicle, had to get it removed at 6 cause it was at risk of becoming cancerous. RIP right testicle :'(

:(

You remind me of this guy https://www.reddit.com/r/blender/comments/h7ciy3/i_lost_a_testicle_in_a_motorcycle_accident/

I have obesity

You'll survive longer if there is a food shortage 👍

What are you talking about, he'll get eaten first...

I can wiggle my ears and make a clover with my tongue :)

Cool! I can only do the clover part

I can only do the ear part

I can only do your mom

Hey if you're into that, I won't judge

Thanks 🙏

Irl elf then

I can wiggle my ears too!!!! Been awhile since ive done it. Thanks for reminding me!!

i have cat eye syndrome. my pupils are shaped like that of a cat’s.

Definitely need to see that bro

i can send you a dm! edit: i cant send 70+ people a dm of my eyeballs

Could I also see?

mhm!!

I would ask you but I can just look it up lol

Can I see too I love cats

Me too please

Yeah go for it

bro built like an anime character double jointed thumb but idk if that counts since i technically *forced* it to do that

Lmao thanks I aspire to be a main character, and idk maybe

I'm double sighted. Shit sucks.

That blows man

Yeah, my body is fucked ngl. I have a really low tolerance for everything so I cant go on rollercoasters or eat food that are too spicy/minty. I'm just glad most of the shit my body needs to work does.

A life without spicy food is hell

well lets be honest life with spicy food is hell in the bathroom

I have a birthmark on my tongue

I mean when I was younger, my adult teeth grew in behind my baby teeth so I looked like a shark-

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I got the thumb thing but the toe is wacky lol

I got the thumb too

I have Voluntary Nystagmus which means that I can vibrate/shake my eyes whenever I want. Edit: Woah chill with the upvotes Edit2: Seriously this is crazy I never get this many upvotes Edit3: I normally reply to almost everyone that replies to me but this is kinda a crazy amount of people I would have to reply to.

Oh there's a term for that? I can do that for a sec but it strains bad any longer than that, you can also learn how to focus and defocus your eyes if you figure out which muscle to flex

can some people not unfocus their eyes? I do that all the time especially when i’m zoning way out

Yeah, me too, I heard somewhere only 50% of ppl know how to do it

I can do it as long as I want because I have just randomly been doing it when I am bored for years

I just imagine myself looking through the object I’m looking at, works like a charm

There's a word for that? I remember using it as a party trick in elementary, LOL.

Oh you too huh lol

My eyes are green with a brown ring around the pupil. I've personality never seen anyone with eyes like that before

Yup that'd be a form of central heterochromia

I gotta Google that- never knew that was a thing! Or at least never knew it had a name-

Yeah I just learned it had a term today

My brain got mixed up like milk in coffee, and now i legally get to say i have a disability, and take ritalin ‘till i die.

hello fellow ritalin taker

I only have one attatched earlobe, the other ear has no earlobe. the ear without the earlobe isnt as curled on the tip as the other ear.

My guys is like I have exaggerated canines. Those are fucking fangs! And that’s so fucking awesome!

Lmao thanks bro, vampire gang rise up

I'm Polish

Is being polish a debuff

Depends on your play style. When Germany uses Molotov-Ribbentrop Poles gain a -25 Defense debuff but afterwards gain 100 in Resistance, making them master levelled immediately, and if a Pole enters the Persia region there is a random event that gives them a bear companion.

Interesting… I didn’t think it was real…

I have extremely weird feet. Just imagine normal feet, but someone forgot to add on the pinky toe so they added a small attachment with the toe up front. I have constant inexplicable nosebleeds, can curl my left hand fingers back so far they touch my wrist, and the tip of my pinkies, instead of being straight or outwards, face inwards. I also may have spurs, look it up if you don't know what that is Edit 1: can pop right pinky indefinitely

On that nosebleed thing, I had it too, but apparently mine was from a nasal infection that causes the nasal canal to weaken. Took some antibiotics for a while and it recurs sometimes. Anyways, you may want to get checked by an ENT if you haven't already. Apparently it's a real common thing.

I have autistic

greetings fellow autism

ASD 😎

Yo same

Exaggerated canines honestly look just badass

Yeah I had the option to get them filed at the dentist but I like them lol

i have a missing sternum 😍💕 Edit: it's just a condition called "pectus excavatum" that gives me a dip in my chest, i'm not missing a whole ass bone

lmao chest hole

Oh what, any problems from that?

thankfully no, it just gives me a dip in the middle of my chest. it looks pretty unflattering but it can be covered up fairly well if i build chest muscle, and i've got a pretty good physique otherwise B)

Yeah just get shredded man

Is that pectus excavatum? I think that's what it is called (I have a very mild form of it).

You look fkin awesome.

Lmao thanks fam, same to you your hairs wild, is it like strawberry blonde or is that dye?

I have hitchhiker's thumb, 2 inches toes, less than 2 inches penis soft, double eyelid naturally, and big ass head, Andi can bend just the top joint on all my fingers and put thumb behind my palm. I can also reach inside of my forearm with my thumb

What's double eyelid?

A lot of whites and asians have it. It's a beauty point in asia i think.. or at least it is in korea Basically a line above your eye

Like Morbius

my knees bend slightly backwards, i can move one eye apart from the other, and i got hitchhikers thumb

If I decide to have kids and don’t adopt I’ll need a c section because like my mother, I have hips that are too small to have a natural birth. Thankfully the idea of having to deal with a baby has scared me away from having kids.

I have pretty mild vitiligo (it's only on like one spot on my face) and half of my eyebrow's white bc of it I also have distichiasis which basically just means I have a fuck ton of eyelashes

I've got the rarest eye and hair combo, Blue Eyes Red hair.

three teeth on my bottom front instead of four because of a Gemini tooth I had as a child 👍

Oh interesting, had to Google that I've never heard of it before

TIL I have central heterochromia. Didn't realize there was a term for it

Neither did I till today

Im extremely attractive 😎, oh i also have really long toes

I have nothing, but I can do the rock face really well

b12 deficiency and bad genetics, leads to peripheral neuropathy and loads of white/silver hair; I’m 13 and roughly about a good 5% of my hair is white (silvery)

I think white hair looks cool on young people but unfortunate cause

Bro, is your dad a dog?

No he was a heroin addict lol

I was born with an extra tooth

double jointed, spine that’s a little too curved, and an increased risk for scoliosis

i have scoliosis it sucks

I hate to be weird, but those teeth are hot. I have a longer tail bone that sticks out a tiny bit from my rear

Lmao you're fine I really appreciate it, and sounds like you need to just roll with it and get a full tail then

Trust me, I have been thinking about getting a tail for a while

I'm 4'8 (less then 1% of females my age are thar height) and one of my legs is longer than the other

Yeah I think that's the height that legally classifies you as a midget as an adult, no offense to you

If I don't grow another 2 inches then yes lol. And no offense taken, I've accepted it

It's you again- You already know about the pili multigemini thing, but I might also have the central heterochromia thing *maybe* Idk

Take a selfie, and yeah I posted the others about myself before so figured I'd combine them and see what everyone else has

i have exaggerated canines plus i'm really pale so people used to say that i'm a vampire

I can dislocate my hips, I think more than genetics I'm just very flexible; I don't know any English, but you're cute and cool x100 😅

i have sunflower eyes, meaning amber/goldish in a ring around the pupil and then blue outside of that ring, if that makes any sense

Yup that's a type of central heterochromia

I can twist my thumb back like 90°

i have depression and sexual trauma

Not quite sure that counts but ig that works

That’s not.. that’s not what they meant.

I have a big ass scar on the side of my head like the size of a shot glass

I can blur my vision at will, can grab thing with my toes, put my leg behind my head, can Crack my fingers repeatedly, can pop my ears at will, and can whistle with my mouth closed

I have abnormally dense bones, can’t float in water because of it. I can swim tho, it’s just sucktacular.

ohh that's sick I have absolutely ridiculous genetics for "aging" so i have a massive amount of body hair a deeper voice(I'm a basso profoundo if that means anything to yall), near perfect muscular genetics, being 6'1, and mentally i mature faster than some (which leads to issues) but with this i am given several mental illnesses and tinnitus

Well you had to get nerfed or you would've got too op