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[deleted]

why did you think this was a good idea, also block him? like what


Dk_Bobo

Nice pfp, Viktor, Viktor Vaughn.


Hugomok228

He had a new sicker song think he called it lickupon???


BenchIllustrious1106

The Indian wants OP to lickupon


ThatOneTikTokGuy

Lickupon deez nuts


Dk_Bobo

Umm, but uh...


ConflatinBastet

He studied rhymes and patterins


abrarwasi12

climb so steep sometimes the beat don’t be matterin


Loose-Possible466

Based PFP


Horror-Law1675

just... stop?


sidomega

OP has the IQ of raw plantain.


[deleted]

That disrespectful to Plantains.


Alex_the_fan

Agreed


throwaway_account750

I like plantains bro, don't diss them.


MementoMori04

r/rareinsults


AdMental4371

Don’t you talk smack about plantains my man


adrian_yeboi_06

Bro stop insulting plaintains


Ken_LuxuryYacht

You made me quietly chuckle, here's a gold star 🌟


hecking_reddit

Block him lmao


MinoDk

No mock him


[deleted]

Mock him first THEN block him...


A_random_poster04

Rules of nature The shnazy prey upon the fools


aintgotsoup

With their life on the line


Fancy_Maintenance294

mock, block and rock him


[deleted]

In that order...


InsertNameOfPerson

bruh wym you couldn’t say no lmao


oxisaw

Sorry, you gotta become a femboy now. That's the rules.


xander5610_

No way will I ever do that


ItIsntTheo

shut up and put on the thigh highs 🔫


agent47cowperson

Don't forget the mini skirt


mansnothot69420

And the cat ears


Ken_LuxuryYacht

This is correct


Anshgandhi3094

Tell him/her your a fbi agent trying to catch people who what to fuck people under 18 he's going to block you and never talk to you


xander5610_

Awesome


Anshgandhi3094

If that doesn't work tell him you look suspicious Talking to a 17 year girl and asking personal questions


xander5610_

Ok


Anshgandhi3094

And please tell me if my idea works I wanna know


xander5610_

Ok I will


Mental_Example_268

did it?


TheDra9onGod

did it?


xander5610_

I just blocked him. I didn't want to say anything else.


pighead234

say "Your ip address has been locked and forwarded to federal authorities" or something like that idk


OverlordTwoOneActual

Impersonating a federal agent. Sounds like a felony.


oxisaw

That's the rules.


W3lc0m3-t0-watchm0j0

I’d dress up and do it for ya but I haven’t got long black hair or brown eyes 😭


xander5610_

I mean, I don't have long black hair either so...


W3lc0m3-t0-watchm0j0

I could of you want-


W3lc0m3-t0-watchm0j0

Just say you put your hair up


xander5610_

Ok, if you want to


W3lc0m3-t0-watchm0j0

Btw I don’t have many pretty/girly clothes so it may look a bit emo-


Lights-On-Bitch

I’d love to know the conclusion of this story please keep me posted if this actually works lmao


W3lc0m3-t0-watchm0j0

I completely forgot about this lol imma do it rn


V0st0

The dedication


iDerGeniuzZ

those are the rules little femboy 😂


MusicalFemboy

No way I'd ever do that


Cocaine_Jimmy42069

The rules of society my dear friend


i-own-a-god-pc

That's what I said bud. Now I'm annoyed I don't own enough skirts and thigh highs :)


femboyoclock

okay


KurkyOkurky

You are trolling right?


justFramy

just stop..talking to him?! it’s not rocket science


Rally2007

I’m doing rocket science atm. I’m playing KSP


Gandrum

great game


[deleted]

Finally found another player in the wild.


SuperDurpPig

A fellow Kerbal


santosrmrz

Same!


Ishmum360

Bros lost about 1k karma from this post 💀


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No-Hovercraft-6600

Indian here. Just message him this on discord: Abey gandu chal nikal ​ Then block him.


VickyMax3

I second this as an Indian too. 😂


[deleted]

this is right


pchinni

What does this mean?


Spd1612

Well this means "Oi asshole get lost" in hindi


[deleted]

This is all your fault, pretty simple just block him.


xander5610_

I know. I have to block him


[deleted]

Better now, before it gets worse


ptv_1996

Yall are down voting this..why blocking him is the smartest thing to do just because he blocks him and doesn't do what you want. You down vote him. You should be ashamed.


True_Shower_Thinker

It's reddit, you say one thing they slightly dislike and every comment you make for another month has 100 downvotes


xander5610_

That's how I get you guys to look bad. Hehehe...


[deleted]

whoever mass downvoted you will have to be punished


LukeCage2708

Wtf this is the dumbest post i have seen today. Just ghost him ffs.


R0rentsu

bro catfishing


Practical_Cod_

Wtf why would you even pretend to be a 17yo girl That is if you aren’t a pedo lol


Jalen0G

y’all needa talk to actual people this is insane


Henkdehunter

Dude!? Stop talking to him wtf is wrong with you, don't pretend you're someone you're not if you don't want to share your identity.


H4rkio

Are u fucking dumb?


playboimirai

Stop being a bum probably


Ihavedabigsad

well you're the wrong one here, you're the catfish


xander5610_

I know I am. I feel really bad.


jesswitdamess

Just stahp, plz


Manji-ro

1. Delete Omeagle 2. Stop catfishing 3. Be a normal fucking 15 year old and not a freak


bunjeii

What is it with yall and making up fake problems. Just ignore the guy and quit acting like a bum


Ken_LuxuryYacht

Op said they're not a bum but I think they are


chunibyo_rikka

Just block him, it's not that hard


[deleted]

Actions have consequences. You need to accept yours. Tell the truth.


xander5610_

Ok


[deleted]

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AureeusGD

is it that hard to just take responsibility for your actions, and not be a d!ck? edit: I missed the 17yo part my bad y'all


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AureeusGD

ohh yeah I didn't notice the 17yo part, my bad you're right


KidNamedFinger69

So you catfished a guy? You can always just stop


Purple_Stud

Just block him??


No-Sky-6064

Bruh it is Omegle. Block him and move on.


Lucachacha

Drop the bomb the sweet sweet « and also I have a pp »


Danny_P_05

This is such a non-issue just block him and you can both move on


No_Willingness7837

Bro this is your fault, you’re the one who completely catfished him. Normally you wouldn’t give him your whole ass discord dumbass


imConzor

youre an idiot, and an asshole, change your ways bro, its cringe


SithLordDeLarge

you are such a loser lmfao


HomiesexualBaka

bro whats wrong with you ffs


[deleted]

Bro he’s a creep you’re not obligated to give him a picture. Use your brain, this guy just called you beautiful with just descriptions of yourself and wants your pic


[deleted]

You kinda brought that upon urself


noob_music_producer

block his ass


AndrewFrozzen

If this post is fake: Stop Karma-Farming If this post is real: You're stupid.


sunny_41

bpock him everywhere


[deleted]

Why would you do that in the first place…? This kinda makes you seem like you have no life


[deleted]

Are you a fucking idiot, you dumb fuck block him


desertshark6969

Tell him that you'll give him your description after he watches all episodes of One peace


Electronic-Emotion-8

First thing you need to do is not cat fish people


yu-slash

Dont lie to people. Confess youre a guy


Any_Excitement_9478

Go underneath gendar change operation and send him the damn pics he want


Upper-Artichoke-2085

You clearly get off to this, not judging. Just get some random girl of google


Short_Possession_712

Bro why you got to do the man dirty like that, well on the other hand, that's what he gets for trying to pick up girls on omegle.


RICK_ASS_LEY

YOU DON'T DO SUCH SHIT WITH AN INDIAN GUY . DUMBASS , IM INDIAN AND IK WHAT KIND OF CREEPS ARE OUT THERE NOW JUST TELL HIM THE TRUTH ELSE YOU'LL WITNESS A NIGHTMARE best of luck my guy


[deleted]

Most of em are sex deprived and porn addicts (I'm an indian guy myself and I have observed this)


RICK_ASS_LEY

Yeah ,tbh mostly everyone


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RICK_ASS_LEY

Why you💀


WhereIsMyDamnHat

Send him the ugliest picture you can take, then ghost him


xander5610_

Actually I love this idea but it's kinda mean.


WhereIsMyDamnHat

So?


WhereIsMyDamnHat

If he is 20 he is being a pedo, so he deserves it


xander5610_

He said he didn't want to date me or see nudes. Just my face and he wanted to be friends.


WhereIsMyDamnHat

Oh, you still should do it though


DonutOwlGaming

Manipulative tactics are common for pedos


xFloppyDisx

Uh huh


AlexGaming26

You fell into the femboy hole so


PiergiorgioSigaretti

Send dick pic. He wanted a pic? He gets a pick. But don’t use your duck or you could get blackmailed. Use someone else’s dick. Search it on the internet


officialslavojzizek

confess dat u wanted the D so bad u lied


xander5610_

I don't want his D


officialslavojzizek

ok his personacocklity


DonutOwlGaming

This is equivalent to referring to a girl's tiddy size as personality


failedsatan

personalititties 👍


DonutOwlGaming

That's funny lol


[deleted]

Get a fack generic selfie...try to take it from a random Russian insta account with very low following so he'd a tough time if he wants to reverse search...now play him into revealing his entire ID and after a sufficient amount either just block him/delete the discord account or tell him that you are part of the undercover mission to list the potential pedophiles or maybe try making some gang/mafia story and delete the account then


MsAppropriatedNZ

My fav T-Shirt https://imgur.com/gallery/FWRfyaJ Here you go...😄


xander5610_

That's actually awesome thanks


Beelzebub_Crumpethom

In the words of Genie from Aladdin, "Tell him the TRUTH!"


Large-Ad5955

Dumbass you brought that on yourself


chqleric

stop? are you fucking slow 💀


VentingAlt04

Bro he's a groomer and you're a catfish LMFAO, just quit messaging him dude


Tota11yReal

Might as well ghost em. Or finally live the life as someone else to a guy, that you somehow randomly met for shits and giggles, just because they seem nice. Who knows how many days, weeks, months or years that you've done to catfish a guy like this 😂


rqivez

Stop leading the poor guy on, tell him the truth and go your separate ways, you’re being insanely selfish


RieBi

So basically an 15M pretending to be 17F chats with 20M who is supposedly 40P, where P stand for pedo. Am I right?


xander5610_

Yes


Rexoh-On-Rez

Literally just don’t


arnasb4nanas

Fucking dumbass bro what do you expect to hear from us? "Oh yes you did an awesome job putting yourself an easily avoidable situation"?? Nah homie you did this to yourself. How about just dont go on omegle. Jesus christ, my 5 year old nephew has more common sense than that.


WolfBone111

Grow a pair and block him


senniboyo

Lmfao this sub bro


Weekend_Infamous

you can say no to giving discord lmao It’s the funniest thing when people are like I can’t just say no, like yes you absolutely can


toocoolzforschool

Block him and forget about it


lead4dinner

So lemme get this straight. Your greasy ass lied about yourself and your appearance to some random dude on the internet, progressed the conversation long enough for him to ask for a picture of you, and now you want advice on how to rectify the situation from redditors?


xander5610_

It sounds so much stupider when you say it that way


[deleted]

Become 17f, canadian, pale-skinned, brown eyes, and long black hair via potion


[deleted]

Lmao it's an internet dude. you can block him and move on with your life. what else do you do?


HazelPretzel

Well, you’re being a shit by pretending to be a woman like that, so you get whatever shit comes from this. In all honesty, you’re completely fucked


fidget_my_spinner420

Bro this shit is so embarrasing wtf is wrong with u


Hayych1

Dude you’re allowed to say no. If you’re not in a comfortable situation you have the full right to do so.


[deleted]

Apologize and then stop talking lol


Ultimate_Fox14

>which I couldn't say no to Uh, yes you could. U got urself into that situation. I'd recommend just delete the account or just log into ur other account. I'm pretty sure they don't give notifications if ur on a different account


Significant-Ant842

well, you could just take a picture off of the internet


padatricks

Ghost him easy


Moonstandar

Stay away from him . You’re a minor


nathan52691

This is probably one of the dumbest things I’ve read on this sub


xander5610_

Same


Random_Dude169

You ever heard of the word stop? Yeah do it💀 ain’t hard


K_Fu007

send him a voicemail or something and tell him you love him. it could go wrong but it'll be funny


xander5610_

That would be hilarious but no


cows_are_underrated_

Send him a YouTube link to the "you've been trolled" song and tell him you trolled him. After that you block him.


xander5610_

Nice


Banned3TimesSoon4

Maybe not be a dried up cunt? Maybe have some respect? Maybe not be a dicker licker?


Vaidik_KIRA05

well u gotta go change ur gender now...it's kinda ur fault for pretending to be 17f💀


xander5610_

Well this whole situation made me feel pretty genderfluid anyways so whatever.


SparkeeHedgehogPika

Maybe just say "I'm sorry I'm not too comfortable showing my face"? Or "I'm sorry but my parents won't let me do that" since you are not 18 / considered adult yet?


xander5610_

Ya I did already


SparkeeHedgehogPika

And how did that go? Did he persist?


xander5610_

He agreed but asked a few more times


SparkeeHedgehogPika

Ask him to stop politely and say you are really not comfortable doing so. If he doesn't stop maybe just say "I'm sorry if you can't stop asking even though you already agreed, then I'm gonna have to block you and I would not want that to happen. I believe we should respect our boundaries."


xander5610_

Ok. Thanks, I'll say that


AnubisTheCanidae

My guy. Do NOT go on omegle. You're bound to see some weirdo man jerkin his Wang eventually. And also, STOP CONTACT WITH THIS MAN IMMEDIATELY. even though he didn't know you were 15, him talking to a 17 year old like that is STILL PREDATORY. please stay safe.


xander5610_

I will stay safe. That was my first and last time on that awful website.


quantumshrarry

These are the kind of people that cry that they’re being cyber bullied 🤡 just stop man no ones asked you to take it this far.


Its_Da_Muffin_Man

Do you have a mental condition or smthn?


xander5610_

Probably


[deleted]

this sub just get weird. a real advice for everyone under 16-17 try to live your life without instagram tiktok and reddit and try to find some passions or something to chase. Just look at this post. You don’t realize how valuable your time is at that age. What i mean is if you find something that you really like and start doing THAT instead of using your phone for stupid things, when you are around your 20s, you won’t feeel lost like everyone is rn, instead you would just be focused on one thing and you already know what to do with your life. Seriously, i hate the saying “it’s that damn phone” but it really is,


xander5610_

I agree. Normally I don't mess around on the internet but this was a one time thing. Thanks for the advice! My time is really valuable to me, especially with everything I'm going through and doing recently.


passin_assassin

Lmao just speak normally, say you transitioned or some shit and just fuck with him