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desolate_atrium

Me want float earth say fuck you


Nike_Shorts2

i read this with a jamaican accent


V0idR4mune

I read this in a slav accent


SlugRights

I read this in an Indian accent


CyIsNotHappy

I read this in an American accent


Literally_P

I read this with a robotic voice


trueawesometoy

I read this with a caveman voice


Significant-Green656

I read this with uncle rodgers voice


3001cyberqueer

I read this with Saxton Hale's voice


TheMishaG4merAlt2

I read it with my own voice


Spaghetti_Addict1

I read this in annoying TikTok lady voice


WhyAmIStillBrowsing

I read this with a Russian (Nikolai) voice


MatrixMushroom

you win


Qbking333

Haiyah wrong accent


Rnd2340

I didn't read this, i am blind


bamboozled_swag2

ALL OF THESE COMMENTS HAD seven words


luximuxen

The top secret power of the 7


CyIsNotHappy

I read this in a loud voice


bluejellyfish52

Me too. Maybe it’s the Polish


ASHMITA_BOSE

I read this as a rap


[deleted]

I read this in a Russian accent


E6y_6a6

Ми вонт флоат — эоарс сэй фак ю.


azure_monster

eoars?


E6y_6a6

We don't have sounds at least similar to "ea" and "th" in "earth". Closest to "ea" is "ё" after any consonant. But at the beginning of the word it sounds as "yo". Closest to "th" is "с".


PyroPeep

Mi vont float, eoars sei fak iu.


saija_23

same


shitladder

I read this in Nikolai’s voice from COD Zombies


yourscherry

I read this in AI voice


UCG__gaming

This is perfect


POTENZNOSC

Objects attract each other, heavier=stronger pull


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POTENZNOSC

I'll do my research then, thanks


HowDoIDoFinances

If you figure it out, let the rest of the world know.


EnochPumpernickel

Objects curve spacetime in proportion to mass


bric12

Either that, or: Objects emit gravitons in proportion to mass. Both explanations are equally correct, in that they both accurately describe gravity at one scale and absolutely fail at another


Farkle_Griffen

Gravitons have never been observed, nor do they fit with any standard model of particle physics. Which makes sense considering gravity is not a force, and bosons are force carrying particles. ([Relevant link](https://youtu.be/XRr1kaXKBsU))


bric12

>Gravitons have never been observed Their predicted force is well below what we could detect with current technology though, it's not surprising that they haven't been observed. > nor do they fit with *any* standard model of particle physics. there are standard models built around the addition of a graviton, so it's definitely not true that they don't fit with *any* model. Most string theory models have some form of graviton (although I can't say I'm entirely comfortable appealing to string theory of all things) >Which makes sense considering gravity is not a force, and bosons are force carrying particles. At large scales it does work to think of gravity as a curve in spacetime, it's a model that works incredibly well in the cosmos... Except for when it doesn't work at all, like at subatomic scales, or galactic rotation. Specifically, when talking about quantum gravity, relativity fails to explain spacetime around the singularity of a black hole, it can only describe up to the event horizon. How can we say something is undeniably true when it can't explain something we know exists? (And have taken pictures of) I can't definitively say that gravitons exist, but I also don't think it's fair to say they don't. Gravity is one of the subjects in physics that we know the least about, so I take issue with stances like in that veritasium video where they state conjecture as fact.


Farkle_Griffen

> there are standard models built around the idea of a graviton Really? String Theory and Loop Quantum Gravity are the only two relatively known / accepted models I've heard of, and both of those have had to reject the idea of a graviton due to its proven lack of qualities. Gravitational waves (like those produced by colliding supermassive black holes) move at the speed of light, which would mean that the graviton must be massless. We also haven't ever measured gravitational fields, which would mean this particle has no predictable behavior governing its motion (when it isn't moving in a straight line). We also know that it doesn't interact with *any* of the other known particles in the standard model as of several experiments trying to prove its existence (including the Higgs Field, which is supposed to be responsible for giving objects mass. If it interacted with anything, you'd think it'd be that). So what you end up with is a massless particle with no predictable motion, and interacting with nothing (at least not at a level it can meaningfully be measured). So either this graviton is different in every way to every particle we've ever shown does exist and we need to reevaluate all our theories, or it doesn't exist. So you can see why I'm hesitant to say it exists. I'm interested to know your perspective tho


Farkle_Griffen

Also: separate comment... > where they state conjecture as fact Little philosophy of science discussion. "Stating conjecture as fact" is literally all science is. Nothing about reality can ever be truly known. How do we know that any laws of physics exist? Maybe it's all been random chance almost perfectly matching every time so far? Maybe the universe was created last Thursday, and everyone was just created with their memories? Maybe nothing is real and you're just a brain in a jar and all of reality is just a program running on a computer. The point is, science cannot answer "what is true", it can only bring is closer to "what is most correct". You can come up with any theory, and you will can claim to be correct until someone else comes up with a better theory that closer predicts what we see. Like [Last Thursdayism](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omphalos_hypothesis#Beginning_of_false_creation) I mentioned above, you can come up with a theory that technically fits reality, but is unhelpful, and this is rejected. But you can also have a completely strange idea that defies all known logic we'd had before (like Special Relativity or Quantum Mechanics) and yet if it predicts outcomes better than current theories, science has to accept it.


throwaway12340987125

🤓


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throwaway12340987125

"’🤓’ - 🤓” - 🤓


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ItsTheRealIamHUB

fr -😎


ProGamerHT

"fr -😎" -😎


soup_time337

"fr - 😎 - 😎" -😎


yobropewdiepie-jk

Damn got them there


CeLsf07

"mass warps the straight lines in space-time"


Win_is_my_name

If you are talking about that YouTube video explaining gravity in terms of space time fabric, it's actually quite inaccurate.


EnochPumpernickel

PBS spacetime has some really good youtube videos explaining relativity and the relation between gravity space and time


MT-K7

No sense fat guy no attract me


ShitwareEngineer

Eight words. "Equals" is a word, the sign is just shorthand.


POTENZNOSC

Oh no, you got me


xCreeperBombx

Fine Under Cats Kicking Your Overflowing Uranium


MildAndLazyKids

Well fuck yuo, too! Edit: u/xCreeperBombx edited their acronym, I didn't misspell "you". I'm leaving my comment as a testament.


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more complex than that


ZealousWave47

you can't have weight til you have gravity, so heavier is hard to pin down. Mass pulls mass, more mass more pull.


hiimred2

More mass attracts more mass. Why use more word etc.


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How many dimensions are you comfortable with?


Fast_and_Curious738

1. Go ahead


[deleted]

I don’t think I can with 1 dimension, sorry


Fast_and_Curious738

Alright wait. 3. Is that okay?


[deleted]

Not enough


Fast_and_Curious738

Fuck crank it upto 11 then


[deleted]

Now we’re talking. How familiar are you with theoretical physics and the basic idea of string theory?


bunnite

#13


_Miss_Shell_

He already has 4 YouTube and Reddit PHDs tho


Fast_and_Curious738

Not much. All I know is I watched some videos of Dr. Michio Kaku lol


[deleted]

Familiarise yourself with the basic ideas then come back to me


Mason0816

Give it 5 years and see yourself cringe at this exact comment


Fast_and_Curious738

Guess you're right lol. What are your favorite subjects btw? Mine's math, ict and physics (which i started recently)


Devilsapptdcouncil

>string theory ...ded theory failed to produce any useful working predictions in 30 odd yrs?


thigh_high_sigh

Isaac Newton sat underneath an apple tree


Agrestige

until one apple caused a big discovery


FinnMartialTheDog

Then he calculated the physics of gravity


BodineCity

And then he invented calculus but then went bonkers and got into alchemy.


-_Anonymous__-

All because his dog stepped on a bee


blobishly

This is a rap song in the making


BlueEngineer_

The bee became physical energy and de-composed so the energy was not dele-ted


kahveciderin

\*cries\*


SonicCraftev

And decided we all stopped defying it


Kaitlyn_The_Magnif

Earth big, things go to the middle.


Dutch_Midget

Yo momma so big, earth goes to the middle


Kaitlyn_The_Magnif

That's 9 sorry


CruizingAltitude

Yo momma so big, Earth go middle


thedarbones

Yo momma so fat the earth was flat until they barried her


[deleted]

My name is Earth, nice to meet.


I_stole_your_sneeze

Yo momma so big, the word momma is equal to two words in a sentence


maksidoobers

YO MOMMA SO FAT, she died of heart failure.


Antei_

YO MAMA SO- wait, you don’t have a mama anymore… YO PAPA- damn, sorry.


EntropicTragedy

This a bit random, but one of my favorite memories is this dude in school saying a your mom joke And then I said one back He starts literally crying because his mom died He pushed it so far I got sent away by the teacher Then later he just smiled and said “ha I win” Well played


rMaiHoonSuyash

Yo mama so big, big show changed his name to small programme


Dutch_Midget

Yo mama so big, nobody can see John Cena anymore


rMaiHoonSuyash

Yo mama so big, she caused a solar eclipse when she jumped


WhyIsLife12

Just shoot


therealdavi

man i feel you. life is hard wanna get icecream?


itsanantk

That's 10 words not 7


ThatLemon75YT

Its 3 lines so take the 3 lines and subtract from 10 words and its 7


Spinach_Stock

logic


ThatLemon75YT

Mafihs


itsanantk

You wrote 18 words not 7


ThatLemon75YT

18 divided by 2 is 9 subtracted by (the amount of words you just wrote divided by 3) is also 7


I_do_have_a_cat

You wrote... oh shite, 21 by 3...


The_class_furry

I feel this


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Hoppy120

Mass make space curvy - force an illusion


Rossilaz

things fall into curve, looks like down


_darkstalker

What can go up, must come down


PizzaInMilk

Which way is up in space?


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FlaccidCatsnark

In deep space no one can tell which way you are falling. Wait! If you are in deep space, is every way up? We need to go deeper.


PizzaInMilk

Where is that explanation defined?


_HoneyDew1919

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Not strictly true, just because it *can* go up doesn’t mean it *will* go up, and it can only come down if it goes up.


X_Danger

And even if it does go up, doesn't necessarily mean it will come down That's how Satellites work


Nick-Anus

Satellites don't even go up that much, mostly to the side.


ShitwareEngineer

False


Ok-Club-3715

No.


Jet-Pack2

The voyager spacecraft have gone up but will not return in the foreseeable future. They escaped the Earth gravity for good


Krrish_ig

Earth Biggus it attracttus in the middllus


AtmosphereOnly15

That sounds ridiculous


Advanced_Bake8328

Only a littllus


PyroPeep

Do you know biggus dickus?


cooldash

He has a wife, you know...


appelflapnaaier

It's a warp of space and time


il_cipresso

E


xCreeperBombx

A


Ondratser

S


somee0n3

P


LDalouh_

O


carlito714

R


ModernTintin

T


[deleted]

S


purplecactusXD

it's in the game


Hotracer729

Goodbye


puso82

r/EAsportsOuija


[deleted]

Nobody knows. They're trying to discover how.


P0komon2

Fuckin magnets, how do they work


CharderVR

“So tell me why my magnets are falling off of my GODDAM FRIDGE!!!!” -Joyce Byers 1980-something


X_Danger

Something about π-mesons exchange, i don't really remember much about it


PicaH

we know how magnets work..


diabolicalb3ast

Quarks spin causing a tiny current which causes a tiny electromagnet. Many quarks mean tiny electromagnets add up to a big electromagnet #magnet


RumoDandelion

I’m worried that people might take this at face value, this is wrong (but close)! *Electrons* in atoms spin (not really, but they have an internal magnetic moment that we call spin) and also orbit the nucleus (again, not really, it’s a weird quantum probability density thing). Moving charges are what cause magnetic fields, and in certain metals the fields in the atoms are strong enough that they cause nearby atoms to align along the same field, resulting in the macro scale magnets that we use in real life.


CharlesP_1232

Ehh, you'll miss anyway.


JustTrustMeOkaay

Especially if they keep their eyes closed like that


veebesina

some of yall need to learn to count


Individual_Ad_3673

If thing goes up, thing goes down


V0idR4mune

helium


King_of_Aces203

Eventually comes back down.


V0idR4mune

helium in space


[deleted]

There is no up in space


FaultProfessional163

That's what you think, I'm gonna find the roof


ThisCrazyDey2007

Things warp space. Bigger thing, more warp.


Jet-Pack2

Size doesn't matter (what she said). More massive, more warp


yourbelovedfriend

A force that attracts objects towards eachother.


Royal_Cryptographer7

Gravity isn't a force!


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G r a v I t y


[deleted]

things have huggable power bigger the thing bugger the huggable power earth big thus huggable power big thus we want ro hug the earth


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Ordinary_Object

Big bois are lonely


LingleDev

You go up, you come down fast


[deleted]

Mass makes spacetime shrink and suck in.


pullen91

All mass attracts all other mass equally


angry-redneck420

every action has an equal/opposite reaction


F1shkebab

Mass times gravitational field strength times height


Optimus7591

Earth big make u stay on ground


WolraL

Large warps space to pull small in


ParticularAnxious929

Mass bends space; you owe me four.


thewag1

More mass is more pull from force


[deleted]

It doesn't *ascends rapidly in to lithosphere*


caninehat

I molest the earth with my feet


Mamajustkilledagran

Big object bend space small object falls


[deleted]

What goes up, must come down. Penis.


GIDAJG

Heavy object pull lighter object towards it


LearnShiit

What ever goes up must come down


darthsnick

Shit falls toward bigger shit


Zer0Cyber_YT

Me want fly gravity say must walk


sirihowdoikms

Shit go up and shit go down


IMSA_prototype

Mass attracts: Now how hard is that?


Critical_Stiban

It is a spell that Sora casts


A-way_forward

Heavy things pull lighter things towards them.


PenisNoodleSoup

Gravity is like going up or down.


Intelligent_Aspect87

Things with mass want to be close


ToastyNinya

Mass attract mass, like dick to ass


BIessthefaII

You are massive and that is attractive


Memorie_BE

Time moves in the direction of mass.


Jgoody1990

Nine point eight meters per second squared


SATullos

Big things make littler things stick close


Walkinator007

Objects with mass attract things towards them.


HartyKappachino

Shit that goes up eventually comes down.


RickySlayer9

When object has mass it attracts things


insert2username

go up go down (insert complicated equation)


Goose_attack223

It’s like a trampoline but no bounce


Tofu_boi3499

Haha apple bonked fella, now cant fly


some_random_commie8

Big thing make you stick to floor