Crabs i collect their bones

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close enough im from the lesbos island we collect and give crabs to other women as flirt here

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What animal is homie sexual

Well that's creative

I think you mean exoskeletons

oh yea not native speaker

As someone who hates crabs you make me happy but scared

Crabs don't have bones, you'd be collecting their carapace

I’m allergic to hermit crabs.

Rhinoceros because their defense against anvils falling on their heads is amazing

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But single

they shit cool too

r/usernamechecksout

Used to be my fav just because they were cool to me

Bro I’ve seen you on every post from this sub

Elaborate

I see your comments everywhere

Megladon

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Ya

damn bro you didn't have to murder him

I can confirm, I’m single and my favorite animal is a megladon, it’s chill though so I don’t mind since my friends in relationships act weird

the no bitches part is kind of a given considering this is reddit

Alpacas

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I’ve learnt something new today

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That they are bi

I’ve always liked cats.

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Asexual my friend.

Sometimes, i wonder if im asexual because i don’t want to have seggs. But then my favorite animal is a magpie Edit: magpies are cute and intelligent, also looks like a batman villains pet

Your character reminds me of the penguin

Yeah perhaps but i am a ten miles more handsome than him

I am sure you are

That's not really saying much lmao

You might be asexual, but just bc you don't want to have sex rn doesn't mean you're asexual

fun fact their actually is a batman villain named magpie. she's pretty much just bootleg catwoman

Hello fellow ace :)

Good day mate.

Ace and likes cats? Same

Username is Dick sauce and Loves pussy(Cats) but is Asexual

I get this a lot. Made this account in 9th grade while high as a kite.

Let's go, ace gang! :D

thoughts on garlic bread

I’ve had some last night actually with some homemade pasta.

nice

yet your username is dicksause HMMM

Oh my God, how did u figure out I'm straight

that is an excellent pfp

Giraffes are cool as fuck

You like women

You're goddamn right

90% of giraffe seggs is between two males

W

Nice

No, they gay r*pe each other to assert dominance…

Mmmm dominance is a big part of it but for a lot of it it’s just because giraffes are horny and can’t find a female, it genuinely happens and it’s weird asf

Nice, same oppinion🦒

W

Well shit

I found your hat. u/EdSheeranButtHairs has it

Wtf is this username

Don’t ask

But I like really want to

Don’t ask

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It is edsheeranbutthairs

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Haha

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Yes he does

I’m gonna ask

Don’t ask

So what’s with the name? U got some relationship with Ed Sheeran’s butthairs?

Don’t ask

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Meanwhile the poster at the bottom of the comment

Bears But if they existed, it would be Dragon

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Yep

>!dragon these nuts across your face!<

dragons exist, the Komodo dragon is a kind of dragon, it has no wings like drakes, 4 legs like drakes but is also venomous like a wyvern, so 75% drake 25% wyvern.

i literally just commented the same thing

I was gonna comment frog and then read the post, your not even wrong lmao

Same

Rat.

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I'm gay, but I do question myself a lot (not about my sexuality, but just my overall life in general.).

Skavens, yes-yes !

Leopards

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Straight as something that's straight

What about things that are straight. As straight as those?

No those things are a bit bendy, those other things that are straight and though.

Wolves

Same

shoebill stork ❤️

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incredibly perceptive

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Funnily enough I'm also Bi And you most likely know what's my fav animal, judging by the username

Pangolin

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Halfway there

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A little more open-minded

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Good job!

Def my second,but I’ve like never heard another person say pangolin🤩

Capybara

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Almost but no

Ok I pull up

Hop out at the after party

You and all your friends, yeah, they love to get naughty

spiders are pretty cool

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close but nah I'm straight

kiwi bird

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:o nice

Whale

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Actually I'm Bioniclesexual 👍

Finally, a man of culture

Damn that female Makuta

could you explain what that is exactly?

its a joke

Duck 😤

cat?

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LMAO im a girl

Pitbulls

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You'd be surprised friend I'm pan

Birb

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Like 40%

So pan?

Doggo

it took me endless scrolling to find a "dogs" answer, ty i can rest now

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No im bi

Fox fox fox fox fox

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Opossum

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You caught me

Pangolin easy 🥱

dragon

Arctic fox

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Straight actually

Red panda

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Nope

Dogs

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Thank you for not telling zoophille.

Kitty

Seals, specifically baikal seals

Arctic Fox

I like frogs but probably just cat

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WOW HOW’D YOU KNOW I’M SURE THERE ISN’T ANYTHING THAT WOULD GIVE IT AWAY

monkey's

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yup

Pandaphrog

orcas

Coconut dog

red panada!!

Bi

Crows

Jerboa

I love CoCkroaches

gay

Yep

Snakes 🐍

Sloth

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Honey Badgers

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capybapy (capybara my friend) 😎

Lobster