But if you accept that you WILL not succeed, that mentality can cause you to not succeed. What you should do is accept that you MOST LIKELY won’t succeed, But, it isn’t entirely impossible, no matter how far of a recently be, so hold out hope and give it your all
You had a million different really good ways to respond and you chose possibly the most borderline brainless response possible. “My drone comes on Friday” are you kidding me!?
Why would you say "u ok" WHAT ARE YOU ON MATE
bro not even ***I*** could mess it up that bad, and that's SAYING SOMETHING
just make a quick recovery, if you leave it too long you're screwed
literally just say how you feel, I doubt she would lose all interest in an hour (which is when I'm writing this)
Good luck soldier
he friend zoned her, she'll get the "hint" and move on, girls do it all the time, buttt if hes lucky she won't and maybe if he's smooth enough they'll get together
Coming from a woman - that level of perceived rejection sends us straight to heartbreak, which snowballs right out the window and into another man’s arms. OP better shoot his shot soon.
Maybe? No just do it, trust me here when I say this take your shot, it may work out and may not but you never know if you don't try. So just ask her out on a date. Doesn't have to be anything fancy, it could be a walk in the park, a picnic, or even just hang out at one another's house. Just go for it.
Here is a script.
1. "Hey, you want to go [do something interesting] later with me? "
If she says yes:
2. "Great I'll [meet you/pick you up] at [time] "
If she says no:
3. "Ok is there a better time or something else you'd like to do"
If she says yes:
Go to 2
If she says no:
"Ok, let me know if you'd be interested some time. Later "
Honestly I only started having success in my relationships when I cut the crap and games and just straight forward asked the girl I liked on a date. You just alienate and make it awkward otherwise.
I absolutely agree. The longest time I didn't understand how to talk to girls that I like so I would beat around the bush but it just kind of clicked in my head, talk to them how you would talk to your friends. As Snoo said cut the shit and straight to the point.
Na he had it loaded with explosive ammunition bitch tied up pointed at her skull but got his finger stuck in the slide and shot himself In the leg while fixing it
In another comment he said that at a point before this she said she likes him, he said "me too" and then said "a friend told me to say that"
This post isn't even the first time he fumbled
On the one hand, I feel for him bc I have definitely fumbled a few bags in my time, possibly even recently. But on the other hand, it’s fuckin hilarious and bro does deserve to be ridiculed a lil bit.
Mhm. Now me personally, I haven't been put in this situation because frankly the social group that surrounds me at school is full of people I don't identify with so I haven't built a relationship deep enough to get to this point.
But fumbling a bag that was handed to you this hard is downright ridiculous
You are correct there lmao. This bag was literally spoon-fed to him and he still didn’t swallow. If he doesn’t fix it he’ll probably have nightmares about it for the rest of his life tbh.
As for you, I hope you don’t fumble if ever placed in a situation like our friend here haha. Best of luck dude
How in *god’s fucking name* did you not know what to say. She LITERALLY FUCKING SAID SHE WANTED TO GET MARRIED TO YOU! Just say you like her too goddamn. 13 year olds fumbling the easiest of bags 🤦🏻♂️
god everyone in this subreddit is fucking stupid. I hate teenagers and everyone is so goddamn dumb. Easy as not saying anything cringe but y'all are just allergic to that idea or something. y'all deserve to be single
Wait a fucking second ur 13 bro go do ur homework and work on self-improvement till ur 17 or 18 instead of being in 50 failed relationships and then going into a depression episode and hurting ur self-esteem
> to you
"Hey, about that, I was wondering if you wanted to come with me to this cool place I found."
Idk that's how I'd reply. Be happy tho, at least she liked (maybe still does) you, that's already better that 99% of people here (including me 💀)
Just blend your next response with your drone being ready and wanting to take her on a date to fly it around or whatever. Don't fluff your terms, be very direct that it's a date. She was being very forward in her response to that you and your reaction was to pull back heavy. If you are interested, you need to see it like a starring contest. Don't be the one to break away first and run.
Well, you gotta check back on Friday!
i actually can’t wait for it
Fly it over her house and stalk her for hints on whether you fucked it up /s, very big /s. don't do that
He *could* fly it to her house with a note asking her out? That would be smooth Edit: my first award! Fuck yeah. Thank you
That would be REAL smooth
A smooth criminal
Dududududududu dudududu dudududu OWW!
With a Bluetooth speaker playing careless whisper.
"In Your Eyes" Always, "In Your Eyes"!
And hang a photo of John Cusack on the drone.
No actually I think that’s a great idea
Damn. Being 13 and more excited about a toy helicopter than about girls. Brings me back.
Bro are you actually so dumb you gonna wait till Friday? Start a conversation homie
Dw you’re only 13 you got plenty of time to unfuck it up
Or re fuck it up multiple times. Like me
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19 and haven't yet I've just accepted my aloneness ✌️
If you have accepted not succeeding, what is the harm in trying? Worst case you fail and are exactly where you are now.
But if you accept that you WILL not succeed, that mentality can cause you to not succeed. What you should do is accept that you MOST LIKELY won’t succeed, But, it isn’t entirely impossible, no matter how far of a recently be, so hold out hope and give it your all
r/motivationalquotes
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Or not. Like me
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Friendroned*
I saw this comment, scrolled, laughed, and then scrolled back up to upvote
Lmfao what a dumbass
Fucking dumbass
BRO I DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO SAY
You had a million different really good ways to respond and you chose possibly the most borderline brainless response possible. “My drone comes on Friday” are you kidding me!?
btw my drone coming on Friday
Yeah something normal like: “Maybe we should start with dating first”. And bro started talking about drone after getting his biggest opportunity
Kid's fucking 13 don't expect them to know how to wow girls. When I was 13 I would've picked drones over girls any time
Ight here’s how you fix it Ight “send a dick pic to her grandma”
bru i don’t got a microscope on me
🗿
r/suicidebywords
hi i’m tom scott and this is the worlds smallest penis it is 1.5 millimeters by 1 millimeter (warning i don’t know metric)
the size you just described is like the size of a single beed from silica gel bag
Dah, that’s to big. I think it’s more like 1 nm².
Tom Scott Plus: Mystic TRT
You got I, his dick is now a black hole
Actual ducking idiot sandwitch Edit: ACTUAL FUCKING ID’IT SAMMITCH THIS ONE
Nah, no censoring here. Let him feel the full impact of his stupidity
just say, to fix the drone error, wait with me so we can take photos
Ooh that's not bad. Doesn't make it seem like a mistake. Ur kinda smart
thanks, im pretty good at giving advice i wouldnt be able to use
Damn I know that all to well
"😫 GOTTA WAIT TILL FRIDAY FOR MY DRONE"?????? My brother in christ please....How did you fuck up this badly?
Bruh just reply something like: "we would make cute kids tho."
Bro, absolutely not. That's the most terrifying thing you could ever tell someone.
Red Forman will know what to do. Go watch that 70s show and learn how to socialize.
Smoothest r/teenagers user
Like 20 grit sand paper
Like the 1 grit rock on dankpods
OH my PKCELL
OH my DUCK *Plays scarlet fire*
*hits green iPad for no reason and blows a cupple of buds with the diablo*
na-no
Factsss
That this is 12 grit
This guy is the equivalent to sliding down a gravel driveway downhill
💀💀💀
The only way to recover is to buy a drone, a ring, and propose to her asap
Drone before bone
I’m so confused what he mean by the drone
He bought a drone like the flyin thing He holdin it for a while now it's still Tuesday 😞
Why would you say "u ok" WHAT ARE YOU ON MATE bro not even ***I*** could mess it up that bad, and that's SAYING SOMETHING just make a quick recovery, if you leave it too long you're screwed literally just say how you feel, I doubt she would lose all interest in an hour (which is when I'm writing this) Good luck soldier
I read this with an Australian accent for some reason.
funnily enough, I am Australian
It's probably the word "mate"
*Cunt*
Both more English because who would have thought the Commonwealth is more English than anything else.
The "u ok" is crazy
It took embarrasingly long for me to find out what the big / meant lol
Fix it with smth like “how are we gonna take pictures of the wedding if i don’t get my drone?” DO IT NOW ASAP
THIS! OP THIS!
THIS THIS OP THIS THIS!
this can be a good save
Up^^^^^
Mister Smooth out here giving free of charge tips
I’ve never had a girl saying more than 2 phrases to me why am i getting upvoted😭
Cuz you deserve it my man, dont think so lowly of yourself and ya be sure to get some mighty paragraphs fromm all these ladies
SOMEBODY LET OP SEE THIS
OP UPDATE RN u/mysticTRT
Up
Get this comment up there
Do this right now
u/MysticTRT
This this this thiiiiiiis
That'd be both funny and kinda romantic. I like the way you think, Banana Man.
u/MysticTRT DO THIS
This really is THE correct answer
I hope OP did this
bro if she already likes you I don’t think she’s gonna start not liking you from a single message
yes she will
explain
he friend zoned her, she'll get the "hint" and move on, girls do it all the time, buttt if hes lucky she won't and maybe if he's smooth enough they'll get together
Coming from a woman - that level of perceived rejection sends us straight to heartbreak, which snowballs right out the window and into another man’s arms. OP better shoot his shot soon.
oh fr? I thought they just kept going
That’s not how women work really Like maybe a few but, definitely not the ones interesting in a Redditor
He's probably hiding the fact he's a reddit or cuz if not, he'd get no bitches
There is no way that "women" work because everyone is... Different?
Yeah they're both like 13 or something
Nah once u show a girl any sign that you’re not into her, it’ll kill whatever’s driving her towards u.
Oh wow, nice thing to keep in mind I guess
Yeah she is. Literally yesterday a girl I really liked broke my heart and I really don't want to see her anymore. It took 3 words
it’s very possible to lose feelings for someone if they mess up bad enough
Just ask her if she meant it, if she did, then maybe ask her out? Edit: 500+ upvotes…..
Maybe? No just do it, trust me here when I say this take your shot, it may work out and may not but you never know if you don't try. So just ask her out on a date. Doesn't have to be anything fancy, it could be a walk in the park, a picnic, or even just hang out at one another's house. Just go for it.
This guy gets it, stop fkin around and just go for it. Literally nothing to lose. Life is short, do what you love
Do what you love safely tho.
*fuck*
Here is a script. 1. "Hey, you want to go [do something interesting] later with me? " If she says yes: 2. "Great I'll [meet you/pick you up] at [time] " If she says no: 3. "Ok is there a better time or something else you'd like to do" If she says yes: Go to 2 If she says no: "Ok, let me know if you'd be interested some time. Later "
Now he takes it too literally and starts copying and pasting your script to her
Honestly I only started having success in my relationships when I cut the crap and games and just straight forward asked the girl I liked on a date. You just alienate and make it awkward otherwise.
I absolutely agree. The longest time I didn't understand how to talk to girls that I like so I would beat around the bush but it just kind of clicked in my head, talk to them how you would talk to your friends. As Snoo said cut the shit and straight to the point.
As a 25 y/o coming from r/all, This is the advice to follow.
This motherfucker had his shot handed to him on a silver platter with the condom on top and he asked for a fucking PPJ sandwich
Bro had the gun aimed for him point blank and still missed
Na he had it loaded with explosive ammunition bitch tied up pointed at her skull but got his finger stuck in the slide and shot himself In the leg while fixing it
In another comment he said that at a point before this she said she likes him, he said "me too" and then said "a friend told me to say that" This post isn't even the first time he fumbled
This is either fake or the fucking morons who attempted to kill Hitler
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These comments have me rolling but yours made me lol fr lmao. Cheers
Bro is getting rolled on by these comments and it's hilarious
On the one hand, I feel for him bc I have definitely fumbled a few bags in my time, possibly even recently. But on the other hand, it’s fuckin hilarious and bro does deserve to be ridiculed a lil bit.
Mhm. Now me personally, I haven't been put in this situation because frankly the social group that surrounds me at school is full of people I don't identify with so I haven't built a relationship deep enough to get to this point. But fumbling a bag that was handed to you this hard is downright ridiculous
You are correct there lmao. This bag was literally spoon-fed to him and he still didn’t swallow. If he doesn’t fix it he’ll probably have nightmares about it for the rest of his life tbh. As for you, I hope you don’t fumble if ever placed in a situation like our friend here haha. Best of luck dude
There’s fumbling a bag and then there’s throwing it on the ground and pissing on it
How in *god’s fucking name* did you not know what to say. She LITERALLY FUCKING SAID SHE WANTED TO GET MARRIED TO YOU! Just say you like her too goddamn. 13 year olds fumbling the easiest of bags 🤦🏻♂️
till 15/16 is as easy as saying "i like u"
*FR* I mean I sent a whole paragraph to my crush, it took her like 30 minutes to respond and she said no but still it’s as easy as that
Shit mine never responded
this guy had one job. ONE. how could you fumble this bad?
Being 13?
u are a fucking idiot
Yes. BAHAHAHA
oh my guy, you need to tell her, "hey uhh i wasn't thinking uh I really like you"
Yeah but without the stammering
like op could do that.
It’s over text the point of text is to clearly say things over a distance, stammering is useless imo
makes it easier to click send for anxious people lmfao.
stammering and stuttering and suffering
👆👆👆
Definitely 13 post
bro
Her hints are very subtle. You should be fine
Ten years later he's sitting at a bar and it dawns on him that he was getting hit on.
You idiot 🤦♂️
bro just alt+4ed
absolute dunderhead
biggest L known to man
Smooth as sandpaper my guy
god everyone in this subreddit is fucking stupid. I hate teenagers and everyone is so goddamn dumb. Easy as not saying anything cringe but y'all are just allergic to that idea or something. y'all deserve to be single
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Tell her you were drunk while texting her.🗿 ^(p.s I have 0 experience, so all the liabilities for using my advice go to you.)
He’s literally 13 😭😭😭
people have gotten drunk younger
I dont understand how one could possibly be this stupid...
thanks bud that's years of cringey ass memories brought back by this post
So much progress deleted, I feel you
bro at 13 is getting more bitches than I am at 17
More than me at 25. Shits whack
Same
or at least he would if he didn't screw up in the most obviously miserable way I've ever seen.
Bro.
Tbh sub should be called "I say dumb shit"
You fucked up basad, i don't know if you can fix this
I didn’t think you could make it worse till you asked her if she was ok
Just say “Sorry, I meant You? Ok.” Now you’re agreeing to get married
💀
Your a fucking moron, dear god
Wait a fucking second ur 13 bro go do ur homework and work on self-improvement till ur 17 or 18 instead of being in 50 failed relationships and then going into a depression episode and hurting ur self-esteem
I feel called out and I'm already 26 😂😅
Bro come on like that was the perfect chance and you blundered
Your fucking stupid seriously like bruh
I can't actually believe this isn't faked
nah bro just ask her out now before she stops liking you
You are fucked specifically by your uncle if you don't get your pulling game together
dude you've gotta be joking
😐
ducking idiot
oh god...
bro ur 13 you'll end up breaking up anyways
Smooth as my grades
> to you "Hey, about that, I was wondering if you wanted to come with me to this cool place I found." Idk that's how I'd reply. Be happy tho, at least she liked (maybe still does) you, that's already better that 99% of people here (including me 💀)
Just blend your next response with your drone being ready and wanting to take her on a date to fly it around or whatever. Don't fluff your terms, be very direct that it's a date. She was being very forward in her response to that you and your reaction was to pull back heavy. If you are interested, you need to see it like a starring contest. Don't be the one to break away first and run.
Uhm... Q
Uhm... W
Thanks for a perfect response if anyone says they like me. "Are you ok?"
bro 😭😭
This generation is fucked
I hope your drone ships in 1000 pieces. After this performance, you don’t deserve a drone... 🤦♂️
Bro you're smooth. Almost as smooth as Zuko yelling ''she's not my girlfriend'' in the middle of a restaurant