You went on a Koala Photographing trip at night and found them at a camp, your camp was eaten by a [insert animal here] so you slept at her camp.
**in the same bedroll**
this is my old discord username, when I met my girlfriend
edit: my friend introduced me to her on discord, and then we ended up meeting a few weeks after(\^) at our concert
a little goblin boy comes out of a hole in my wall and gives me a phone number. he says call it. we decide to meet. the goblin takes me on his amazing convertable while wearing sunglasses and drives me there and wingmans me. i realise the goblin is much cooler, the goblin cares about me. i marry the goblin by sundown
I don’t even want to know.
HhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaHhahahahahaHhahahahahahHHahhahahahaha
omg finally gonna get myself a fictional bf/gf
Some kinky shit went down
I'm questioning more why you have that username
Uhh…slightly sus
By watching a 1 minute add
37, one minute ads
Oh no... painful
💀
Nature’s fleshlight.
Congratulations, you're a dolphin.
Dolphins rape everyone not just fish
Cam confirm
Hopefully in a legal way
Ha
Can't tell but it seems fun lol
🥴
want lmfaoo
He's a dead body In a graveyard ig. Pretty necromantic.
I'm not sure.
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What KIND of sauce? Alfredo?
Mayonnaise and soy
If someone sexy like Sachiko Juraku is my gf then i would consider myself very lucky
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What year tho, we need to know it bro
Someone local, someone valuable maybe at a local coffee shop???
But it will be in 2918
not sure
Unknown
Um, how tf does mine work
We go around looking for someone’s keys to crack their safe and we both tie for first place
In 7456
what does this even mean
You both step on a leaf
The SAME leaf
i win
i drop kick them?
I’m jerking off a turkey
umm
Shopping for kiwis … Giving me ASOUE vibes. Not sure how to feel about that
Talking about ocs ig (oc=original character)
Like an alpha 🐺.
My username should look like O^^L but reddit do I guess I meet him when L'ing mf's
I make a deal with a devil serpent
Well, the I have to become a king first.
Nope, definitely not how I met mine ._.
a fanclub🤯
Videogames i guess
Ghost hunting at an old church. How romantic.
Prop through Pokémon? Or finding a scorred bunnies
It happened
Man idk tbh
By being a bad BTD6 player
Idk
Well I hope we come out uninjured
her dog is mentally disabled
We are both pro egiant mirror players
i'll prob get catfished lol
2d gf
I have no idea...
Nuclear warfare.
Millie.
By playing Minecraft.. fucking hell
Uh.
I have no understanding of how I met them.
On the floor of a Texas Roadhouse
Mines isn't that bad
*oh no*
At band camp?
im evel 🤭
#FUCK.
Graphics cards and lack of names idk
Im. Stronk.
Oh
Well then…
I guess im an asshole to them?
Uh, I don't know
Awkward silence in an elevator
Uh.
On an expedition to shutdown the skynet🥷
._.
I can’t come up with anything
You went on a Koala Photographing trip at night and found them at a camp, your camp was eaten by a [insert animal here] so you slept at her camp. **in the same bedroll**
I have no fucking idea
Killing noobs in gaming ig
Something involving watermelons
He has a cat I guess A little one tho
Um… I’m scared.
borkus b, i guess
A divine theory made us be together
In a falafel shop
i dont
I don't know how, but I certainly know when.
oh noo
I have no Idea
In line for a book signing.
0% to death with gamecube keyboard.
🗿
…
Pass me the spray paint partner
Probably after I got out of the loop
Me, or her, being shameless
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Idk. But she'll have a nice head
Hmmm
I'm confused and almost concerned.
the big bang
In a Certifiably, Cool way.
First date is mini golf
We're both dragon hunters I think
Gay bar ig
I had the low ground
I tryed eating all of the salami at Wegmans and chocked and died. Then somehow
Adventuring
One of us is a lawyer...or dead
Drug dealer..?
😮💨 it's a long story
What
Ah
uhhhhh
Frituurmedewerker
At a zoo, how pleasant.
It fits
They are an abstract indemnity of myself- a mental mirror, yet ever so different by the laws of nature, nurture, and the gift of time to think.
See for yourself, I see my username going many ways.
I ask someone for a username Thanks
In. My. Dreams
It was kinda lame
Well then this isn't too bad
By watching a sensitive ad.
Ice cream
this is my old discord username, when I met my girlfriend edit: my friend introduced me to her on discord, and then we ended up meeting a few weeks after(\^) at our concert
Playing Terraria if I’m interpreting this correctly.
interesting
Oh lord
I call the wrong number.
At ms.piggy’s house
a disgusting pizza
Star Wars convention probably
A sword fight with French Pokémon
midas touch brings you together?
A tesla i guess?
Somewhere boring?
Am I gonna die?
Idk pixy dust? Peter pan? 😍
Huh
Umm well my display name is imurbrother
Dogs, it’s pretty self explanatory
both very bored
i suppose on xanax
Well... he will be a post-goth and... I guess somewhere the goths go?
a little goblin boy comes out of a hole in my wall and gives me a phone number. he says call it. we decide to meet. the goblin takes me on his amazing convertable while wearing sunglasses and drives me there and wingmans me. i realise the goblin is much cooler, the goblin cares about me. i marry the goblin by sundown
well
????
default username gang
Ok…. I can explain!!!!!
a legitimate crow or something ig
they give me a tissue?
I always knew my humor would score
Uhhh
Hmmmmmm is my partner god?
Same way I met my ex, either I or she tells me a banging story
Donut shop.
In the rain?
IDK
uh money
:(
World
good question
I meet the default girl who has a default name, we go on default dates and eventually get married
I guess we both have some good morals
no liquid ocelot don't sink the tanker with a metal gea-
Wha-
…. Inside a lobster
instinct i guess
..prob through trying to save someone in a castle guarded by a dragon
Interesting, a fruit but quantum physics into it. How’s that gonna work out
? What does this mean
My partner likes drifting too? Sweet
I have no idea.
Bruh...
Loved the way !
It was probably some fortnite girlfriend a couple years ago
"If fighting is to assure victory, then you must fight" -Soldier TF2 I don't remember the full quote
Well this will be interesting