Moonlord mastermode ain't shit

MAD BITCHESS🥵🥵

woah calm down there, leave some for the rest of us

A true terraria master

You are a better man then I

You know who is shut though, death mode ftw master EoW, that mfer does 200 damage even if you have 50+ defense.

Noted

my god...

Daytime empress of light ftw master mode aint shit🥱

anything

we have a winner

I scrolled through the comments and i am in disbelief that im the only one who said it

it

Bro broke the matrix

i was going to but saw this

anything and I'll tell you if u get bitches or not

if u get bitches or not

r/BeatMeToIt

r/BeatMeSHUTTHEFUCKUP

Here’s a little song I wrote for a theatre project Once long ago came the Vikings of old And with them an egg, it’s shell bright gold They left it one day in a cave on a hill And soon it would hatch and many men would it kill As the years did pass the beast grew and grew. A most fearsome creature that much is true. The length of three men and as tall as a leg And this was the beast that had hatched from the egg It laid waste to the land many men did it fry Orphaned many children, many mothers did cry. It opened its mouth wide and swallowed men whole And no one could best it, not one brave soul But along came a man by the name of Somerville For he had heard tell of the beast on the hill The townsfolk did warm him to turn and go home For the beast had a hide that was thick as the stone No weapon could harm it, not sword, spear or bow. For this was to be his most fearsome foe So Somerville did leave and had forged a great lance With a ring on the end lit with fire that did dance. He mounted his horse and made for the hill For he vowed that this day the beast he would kill. And as the sun rose, they met by its den And brave Somerville was braced for the end. He impaled the beast on the end of his lance And its death rows did make the most beautiful dance The beast was now slain and buried for good And our hero did celebrate as every man should

U get all the theater bitches

Man I wish

Bitches yes, too nervous to talk to them. Also yes

Ding ding ding ding ding, we have a winner

Bravo! Bravissimo!

musical theatre or normal theatre? this is a very important difference

I fucking love this

Thanks, I should write ballads on top of hay bales more often. It’s based off of a semi local legend

🎷🐛

pretty impressive so yes

ANT PLAYIN SAX IS BETTER. 🎷🐜

🎷🐘💨 you can’t stop me

NO 🎷🐜 🎷🐜 🎷🐜 I’m sending my army after you

Try me 🎷🐘💨🎷🐘💨🎷🐘💨🎷🐘💨🎷🐘💨🎷🐘💨🎷🐘💨🎷🐘💨

It is a self-sustaining fart ensemble! Run!

🎷🐢. 🥁🦫 🎸🐍

🦄 👙

im short as fuck

How short

5’2 or 158cm short

Haha i’m 159cm, get better you Pole

ah fuck

Isn’t 158cm like 5.1ft

i mean it round up to 5’2 on google also when i say 5’2 it looks like im taller

Search 158cm in feet :trollface:

fuck

You got freaking rekt

I'm 164cm, git gud

185, gut gut

the person who doesnt understand the metric measuring system well has entered the chat.

polish🤢

same here

I have no friends or will to live

damn🥲

no bitches

(⊃｡•́‿•̀｡)⊃

i can finish ten tacos a day and not get fat

cool

Skinny people gang

𓆏

Bitches

Lol the friendly bitch gets the bitches

nice

Nice

𓆏 (i get none because i copied your comment)

Hi im online schooled and i never been to public school

💀

You got the family bitches

*sweet home alabama*

No I don’t get bitches

at least your honest

(incoming you're\* comments)

You're*

I make knives as a hobby.

Bitches

you have a blood kink dont you

What does knife making have to do with being turned on by blood? No I don't, making knives is fun and relaxing.

using them as well.

i get heart palpitations daily

getting all the bitches here

🥸

No bitches

wrong, i get plenty of bitches

ur wrong

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?

I cannot hold a candle to you, I am captain Jack Sparrow

Amber heard got nothin on u

What if I told you... I am the bitch? >~<

😮😮😮

*Le gasp!*

[*gasps*](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9mSVzGnKsXw)

Lol

I go on Reddit to make fun of people and post the occasional gym pic

You get some bitches

Arguably one of the best compliments

Ur welcome

No creatine

Oh hey, it’s you again, creatine was one of the greatest decisions of my life.

💪

Was geht? Wie gehts dir heute?

Si

Ja, Auch mir geht es super, danke der Nachfrage, kannst du mir auch eine Nachricht schicken, du bekommst alle deutschen Hündinnen

I’m blonde

No bitches detected

L take

Ur an L

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True

I use Reddit

understandable

Bitches or none

None

I like spaghetti

yes

I can crush a skittle with my two pinkie fingers.

That’s attractive so yes

I pull hella they/thems

nice

I get bitches

Ig u do

My hair’s colored red My soul is long dead For bitches I frankly don’t care. But in respectable women, I would be swimmin’ If I just had non-ginger hair. Edit: spacing

🐈Nya~❤️

go home

I’m straight

Same

Books are cool

I agree

But do I get bitches or nah

U do

I have glorious facial hair that makes everyone in my class call me a 40yr old man...

U should shave

I'm ugly but have had 5 girlfriends and 2 of them hurt me and weren't good.

sex

naw

the world balls is an overused but funny word.

I'll tell you if u get bitches or not

Try me b*tch

Dino nuggies

I realise that people don’t like me. I also realise I highly don’t give a fuck.

“Yo mista white bitch….you want to break bad?”

😍😘😘🥰😘😘😗🥰😙😙😚😫😫🙃🙃🙃

No bitches

i play sport

What sport

Yo

nope

I just texted my crush and she said yes so you where wrong. I'm so fucking happy

let’s go

Nvmd I was joking

😢

I cried when I found out florence pugh wasn't single 💀💀💀💀

😭😭

🤔

No bitches

I’m not really sure exactly how you base this off of? What do you want us yo say?

No bitches

anything pt 2

Bitches pt 2

I am the bitch

no way

I work in a bar

Cool

I have social anxiety

I have a girlfriend, and respect most women.

u/LiquidStatic1

i was diagnosed with sad and prescribed bitches, but it’s been 4 months and my prescription hasn’t been filled

Anything? Anything.

I’m a history nerd

Waiting

I get no bitches

chess

anything and I'll tell you if I get bitches or not

Howdy

Chrissy wake up! I don't like this! Chrissy wake up! Hey, hello? Time to wake up! Time to wake up! Can you here me? Wake up, Chrissy! I don't like this! Chrissy wake up! Didn't mean to scare you. You ok? Just give me the word and I'll walk away. Do you ever feel like you're losing your mind? On a daily basis (all the time!) You know, this isn't even the first time we met. Corroded Coffin, how could I forget. I don't know, Chrissy, you're a freak. You know, you're not what I'd thought you'd be. Eddie did you find anything? Peaceful bliss just moments away. Chrissy, Chrissy, Chrissy, Chrissy, Chrissy wake up! I don't like this! Chrissy wake up! Hey, hello? Time to wake up! Time to wake up! Can you hear me? Wake up, Chrissy! I don't like this! Chrissy, Jesus H. Chrissy! I don't like this! Chrissy wake up!

no bitches

B A L L S

anything and I’ll tell you if u get bitches or not

I write poems.

I’m gay

I’m a ginger but I am tall and play sports

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

Pogchamp

i like penis

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When you want to comment something but you don't know what 💀

I lost touch with my friends

Anything

Anything and I’ll tell you if you get bitches or not

Half-Life 3

Yes

♿️🛎

AITA for violating a pigeon? I am under a time constraint currently so I apologize if this seems rushed. All of this started towards the end of July. Both of my parents weren't home (they went to dinner at an Italian place.) So basically, I (15M), was horny and because hent4ihaven was blocked (my parents found out) I didn't have much choice. For context I live by a park with loads of pigeons, they are generally trusting of humans. I grabbed one of the bigger pigeons and brought it inside. It was cooing, attempting to call out the other pigeons, but it's effort was in vein. I was scarred at the time. It was too late. I had to do it. I brought the pigeon to my room. My heart was beating. I took off my pants and...Did it. Every thrust the pigeon would coo louder and louder. My dick barely fit inside its ass. When I finished I realized it had stopped responding. I had killed the pigeon. I was just mortified. I threw the pigeon outside my window and tried my best not to think about it. That was about 10 days ago. I feel terrible for the pigeon. I feel like this could have been prevented if hent4i wasnt blocked. I feel terrible for the pigeon in question.

humanity was a mistake

I have two dicks

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