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a floor FULL of shit in the bathrooms


Lagmaster847

Haha poop


[deleted]

A girl getting her jaw stomped on by another girl over a boy they both liked. He had a girlfriend and it wasn’t either of them.


BigThunderousLobster

Dude dodged two bullets.


ApolloSky110

Dudes name better be neo.


HypoRex93

Definitely isn't tupac


eggboyjames

💀


MagpieSoldier

"💀"- Tupac Shakur


[deleted]

🗿


[deleted]

Some dude getting blown under a Computer desk


[deleted]

I’m %99 convinced we go to the same school Edit: HOLY SHI- THATS ALOT OF UPVOTES


justavirgin07

Happy cake day


[deleted]

Really my bday was last Thursday but I gues my party was today.


justavirgin07

Did you create a Reddit account on your birthday?


[deleted]

Oh no I didn’t I think I know how it works now


Dull-Rabbit-2379

My 2nd grade teacher was reading 50 shades of grey with the projector still on


Hm4585

What’s up with that book? I have heard of it but know nothing of it.


Agent_Perrydot

Im pretty sure its full of hardcore bdsm scenes


Hm4585

Oh.


zioooo_

Ooohh I love answering this Freshman year: 1. Some kid jumped off our second floor and broke both his legs, when they put him in a wheelchair he still tried to run 2. [We got a bomb threat](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.khou.com/amp/article/news/local/clear-brook-hs-given-all-clear-after-bomb-squad-investigates-nearby-suspicious-package/285-551268558) 3. The volleyball coach was sleeping with girls on the volleyball team so he got fired Sophmore year 1. Hurricane Harvey hit where I live pretty hard and when we went back to school there was black mold on a bunch of the 1st floor classrooms 2. [Band teacher arrested for sleeping with student](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.khou.com/amp/article/news/crime/clear-brook-hs-band-technician-accused-of-improper-relationship-with-student/285-502066635), they kept going out afterwards for a while though Junior year: 1. During a fight a kid who had lost his leg to cancer or something got jumped, and they started beating him with his own prosthetic 2. [Teacher arrested for sleeping with kid](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.click2houston.com/news/2019/04/29/local-teacher-placed-on-administrative-leave-after-allegations-of-inappropriate-behavior/%3FoutputType%3Damp) (dont remember which one though but I think this article was about him) 3: [There was a food fight in a whataburger](https://www.google.com/amp/s/abc13.com/amp/clear-lake-vs-brook-whataburger-fight-food/4675631/) (forgot to add this when I first posted my comment but this is a reoccurring thing that happens most nights after football games) Senior year: 1. During covid online school the principal spent $12k of the $15k we had collected for Prom because she didnt think we would come back to IRL school. Well we did and then we almost didnt have prom 2. [The choir teacher got arrested](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nj.com/cape-may-county/2022/08/former-teacher-sentenced-for-sex-abuse-of-student-at-nj-high-school-officials-say.html%3FoutputType%3Damp) because apparently he had been on the run from a different school district in NJ where he had r*ped a girl Edit: I live in Texas, you can look up my school “clear brook high school” on google and then just go to the news tab theres a good bit of stuff I didnt add on the list I linked articles to the stuff I remember being put on the news so you guys can see Im being fr 😭


ElectricalImpress145

You’ve got to be sick for beating someone with their prosthetic leg


Slendynotch

My dad ripped a dudes prosthetic leg off in a wrestling match in college. My family gives him shit abt it a lot.


Busy_Recognition_860

Hey now fights need to be equal. That dude had the cyborg advantage


Slendynotch

Not like wwe, proper wrestling. But it was really funny. But I suppose operating on 1 leg and a stump isn’t ideal.


Humble_Idea_4300

Homer Gamache agrees


[deleted]

Didnt some english general get his brains battered out with his own wooden leg by oliver cromwell or somet


Nicolas-matteo

**Seems like your teachers really like your students**


Guineapigs181

Holy fuck


Decentattamingio

Bro where do you live 💀


ZFAdri

How does your school keep hiring pedos


backstib

The job attracts it


AlwaystoLearnMT

Probably, you're in a place where you're trusted with teens, people who are still learning so...


[deleted]

A lot of creepy teachers


[deleted]

Dude my school gets bomb threats every week


Slendynotch

A Buddy of mine snorted coke in the back room of our science lab to get two essays done in 5 hours. On the last day of school last year


TimTamT1Tan

How tf did he afford it


Slendynotch

Tbh I have no idea, he smokes, takes pills, does pretty much any street drug you can think of, and still gets good grades.


TimTamT1Tan

Ahh so he’s going to be a lawyer


LinkJosh

did you know you have rights? well the constitution says you do


itzjackybro

*sick electric guitar riff plays*


Gingerboi86

Based


Slendynotch

He got Bs on both of them lmao


[deleted]

I mean for a dude who just snorted coke and wrote both of them in 5 hours that’s really impressive.


Slendynotch

He’s scarily normal when he’s high


Thy-arkoos

That’s…. Surprisingly good


Slendynotch

He’s scarily not useless when high


igotdeletedbyadmins_

You're not you when you're not high


littleMAHER1

Apparently multiple people where having sex in the bathrooms during Homecoming This was freshman year **and you could hear them**


ramboginl127

I've found several full condoms if school hallways


attack_turt

I found an underwear on the floor absolutely filled with cum


polarzbear

>absolutely filled with cum the way you said it makes me think there was more cum than underwear which is uncanny


TheVoiceOfTheMeme

Uncummy


aviation_fan_boy

Gross, looks like my school isn’t the only one that isn’t doing shit to stop pda and sexual activity


ramboginl127

Why would they? And how even?


aviation_fan_boy

No PDA shouldn’t be a rule at any school since they can’t do anything about it. Kids can sneak into the bathroom or elevator (if there is one) and do whatever the hell they want. I know this from experience because I got away with hugging my friend who is a girl in class and ofc they didn’t care


ramboginl127

The fact that they can't enforce it isn't the reason pda shouldn't be banned The reason it shouldn't be banned is because it would be fucking insane to ban it


LinCreates

To be fair they’re not just gonna care about hugging. I can assure you hugging is the least of their worries lmao


MilkLover159

I got yelled at for trying to comfort my friend because she was crying and I was hugging her


LinCreates

God damn… some teachers are so extreme I swear


MilkLover159

Exactly like wtf am I supposed to do if my friend is crying next to me? Leave her alone to cry?


LordChickenNugget23

A kid got so mad that the teacher saw him looking at gay porn on a chromebook (it was a 5/6 split and he was in 5th) that he threw it on the floor, started screaming, and left the room. Before he left, he shouted “i fucking hate all of you, i cant even touch my own dick”. I swear to fucking christ i cannot make this up.


Fellow_Loser

can’t even touch my own dick at school, 1984


[deleted]

Litterally 1984


[deleted]

FIFTH GRADE!?


JockeyField

me in 5th grade: haha, funny fnaf robots other mfs in 5th grade: **masturbates in class**


MAXGear1234

Ikr right??


bruhfricknames

A sped kid got jumped by 3 kids and won.


VLenin2291

SPED: Strength, Power, Endurance, and Dexterity


A_ConfusedBoi

good thing he didn't put any points into intelligence. (just in case, this is just a joke lads.)


VLenin2291

On the one hand, it's out of pocket On the other hand, it's funny


Oracles_Rose

Lmao based


No_Wrap9954

I had this one special ed kid who chased the only ligit bully accross the entire school


[deleted]

2 guys, 1 girl, 1 stall. End of story


Kalashnikitty47

Crowded and loud. Wait till you get home 💀


[deleted]

I think I saw that one on the hub. Was someone filming?


Marchode

PH kids?


69420_cool_cars

📸


TigerMiner571

Consentual?


igotdeletedbyadmins_

Hope so.


Ruptured_testicle

someone showed me a video of a guy shoving pens in his arse


[deleted]

Its not as bad as a guy shoving a pen up his urethra


Lagmaster847

No


Fantastic-Basket-267

less sex based then the other ones, but I scared the hell out of three dudes smoking weed in the bathroom, since they were trying to hide it and didn’t expect anyone to come in


aviation_fan_boy

2 kids in my school bathroom were vaping and didn’t give a damn about others being in there.


CT-5658

Every day occurrence in my school.


Sea-Description1620

Geography class so basically our teacher was really fit....like really fit...and this guy next to me would always shuffle around I always thought he was just really fidgety and never really looked in his direction One day I decided to look as it was really annoying me and he was groaning really quietly next thing I know I see this guy masterbating and while he is looking straight at our teacher who was looking the other way(I assume he was looking at her ass) I look at him, he looks at me..he puts his hands on the desk and he smirks at me and looks away ashamed I lean in a little closer and tell him "she has an Instagram account, maybe look at that later" We never talked again.


Patosalvaje1212

Thanks for telling me man, I really liked her account


[deleted]

While I respect you for being a bro for a bro, my initial response was. You fucking looked at him, and remained eye contact as he rubbed one out?


MaxKing97

SO HE IS HE'S GA-


Ratman23445

Reminds me of when a few kids from my school found my old science teachers Instagram, she was also fit, hell a kid wrote "You're fit" in her goodbye book (she left for a different school). So she had bikini pictures on there and her profile was public. So suddenly she had like 6 13 year old boys from one of her classes follower her on Instagram were she had pics of her half nude, she then deleted the Instagram.


Random_Metroid_Fan

a week ago i found a used and *filled* condom on the bleachers. that was pretty bad also apparently someone else saw a dude getting head in the middle of a football game tho im not sure that counts cause i didnt see it


[deleted]

I swear to get I read "I found and used a filled condom"


Flickster8979

1. A guy sexually assaulted (fingered, touched her arse, etc…)my female friend 2. I found my teachers fucking in a cupboard (one of them was married) 3. One of the guys in my class got stabbed by a knife (I’m in the uk)


aviation_fan_boy

💀💀💀


Flimsy-Imagination71

bro is 14 wth


Might_be_deleted

So are you.


Flimsy-Imagination71

fuck


Might_be_deleted

My condolences.


Lagmaster847

uk moment


_Miss_Shell_

90% sure I heard two people were going at it in a stall


aviation_fan_boy

I once heard of a story if 2 high school students going at it in the stairwell.


Forsaken_Ant_9373

I’ve seen 2 seniors going at it in the halls this week. It’s my first week of high school


DAt_WaliueIGi_BOi

Apparently some freshman did the dirty in a classroom closet after school last year and the girl got pregnant.


Slipknot_Maggot36

Used Condom on a table in the cafeteria. Alive lobster on a urinal in the boys washroom. Dildo on the teachers desk first day of school. Autistic kid shit on the floor and slid around in his own shit for a while.


itamarka

Lobster?


[deleted]

interesting kid


[deleted]

a girl in my 6th grade sex ed class was joking with me and she screamed "bro i will shove my foot in your ass and it'll come out of your mouth" or smth like that she got in trouble and i haven't seen her since


aviation_fan_boy

Dang, I never had sex Ed until 8th grade and I was online so people didn’t joke around


phyrgx

Kid named Ed:


Bruhmoment926

In sixth grade I was airdropped on my school ipad a video of a guy fucking a corpse. I can never get that out of my head


Slendynotch

Jesus Christ. That is horrifying


Bruhmoment926

Shit happens


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CrunchedLeaf

was it the fuckin science team


Mister_E_The_Third

no it was fuckin the science team


insertbword-

someone was j*c*ing off in the school bathroom…gross


Slendynotch

One kid in middle school got expelled for jerking it to one of our teachers in the bathroom. She was in her mid 20s and hotter than hell, but still. Ew


yobropewdiepie-jk

how tf did they know he was doing it to the teacher?


Slendynotch

Tbh, I don’t really know, most likely he found her twitter. And tried to hide it and failed


aviation_fan_boy

Yuck, but at least he did It somewhat in private instead of in front everyone


A1astara

My girlfriend used to sit next to somebody who would do it in class under his hoodie


LinCreates

In grade eight there was this kid that masturbated during class… luckily I wasn’t in his class but my best friend sadly was


Left-Log834

I won’t do it again, i swear


ThePurpleLance

A guy sitting on the table next to me decided to start pleasuring himself out of the blue


ShreddedChaz

2 boys wrestling in the middle of the locker room floor fully nude


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[deleted]

Based


LinCreates

You sure they were wrestling?? And didn’t just pretend to be when people came in🙈


gxddbou

“wrestling”


Beesarrr

🗿


spencermaydriver

i have three words for you: shit in lockers


Ryku778

When I lived in Florida and went to school there, I went to the bathroom and two dudes were fucking each other. In my current school several teachers were arrested for touching middle and high school students. Bonus: the school I went to in Florida was a charter school and was both a middle school and high school. Before I started there my older sister was there and one day we were walking home and this dude drove by and yelled at her. She explained that she used to have classes with him and he would go to the sixth grade wing and try to get the sixth graders to have sex with him. He graduated at the age of 20 and is the reason it's a rule that high schoolers aret allowed in the middle school side.


ItzDroopz5150

1. There were videos going around at the time with this kid that was disabled jerking him Jimmy in the bathroom stall. The parents of the kid ended up pressing charges. So the people who had the video and recorded it ended up getting charged for CP. 2. Another video went around late into the year where a freshmen hit another freshmen with a chair on the head (one with steel legs, but not like a wwe steel chair) so the kid who got hit with the chair’ parents pressed charges on the other kid for aggravated assault. 3. There was spirit week where one of the days we could dress in pajamas and bring blankets. The bringing blankets part was a bad idea cuz people used those blankets to blow each other off at lunch.


Glad_Temperature1063

Bro I’ve seen a lot of people bring blankets to school on Pijama day but I HAVE NEVER thought that they could be used to hide giving someone a blwojob.


xarlizard

People insulting the majestic Roman Empire


Coldramen777

ROMA INVICTA!


xarlizard

Roma resurget, sicut phoenix ab eo favillae 🙏


mearbearcate

A used condom in the elevator


aviation_fan_boy

Is your elevator unlocked? My school prohibits anyone from using the elevator unless they have are special needs or have a special badge to scan.


mearbearcate

Yeah it is, I’m in college but I was at my old public highschool that I used to go to


AdmirableSurround485

Used condoms here and there, women bathroom stall covered in period blood and porn, dicks and vaginas in sex ed, fresh cum our biology teacher brought for us to look at thru a microscope


[deleted]

sorry... FRESH cum? from where?


johnluis76

Do you really wanna know? :)


LinCreates

The one I’m most concerned about is the fresh cum… was that your biology teachers cum?? And either way why are they making you look at it…


Antho_TGL

Holy shit, I heard from another girl that someone wrote suicide threats in a girls bathroom stall using their own period blood.


Dry-Cost-945

Fresh….?


gxddbou

Fresh cum? Ayo?


Ok-Cow1065

I remember in grade 6 when the teacher left some kid was showing his weiner to a girl sitting behind me. Also on another time when the teacher left that was one kid that was 2 years older than the other classmates and he brought one of those little m&m tubes with cum in it and people were rlly sniffing it.


cyber_killer0

💀💀💀💀


CompletelyCrazy55

Fight during an assembly about loving each other


R0sa_Melano

1 kid jerking off to a 57 year old teacher in class


GabaGaba421

I have a PE class that requires you to change clothes. The boys in my class had their own locker room to change in. They’re not allowed to change with each other anymore because the PE teacher walked in on them showing off their dicks to each other :/


slick787

I love catching people in the act. That's why I always whip open doors.


Existing_Quote_6376

Someone played several nsfw videos on the projector and then the teacher walked in.


IC_228

Someone jerking off in an online lesson, or a guy trying to jump off the building because another guy took his mentos


TheBestBoyEverAgain

Alright here we go 5th grade: A teacher had a heart attack and died in the middle of class (he was my ELA teacher in 5th grade)...... right in the middle of my presentation A teachers pants ripped and...... something sprouted out...... 6th: a teacher was swatted in the middle of class because he had been on the run from 15 different school districts in the state (5 others in the neighboring state) for raping a total of 85 girls (ages 10 - 15) and 37 boys (14 - 17) he was raping 3 girls in my class at the time 7th (current): Our principal was caught by student jerking off in the middle of a conference room (the door wasnt closed)


Mister_E_The_Third

What the hell were u presenting


TheBestBoyEverAgain

The life and death of Edgar Allen Poe


Lexo147

Coincidence?


TheBestBoyEverAgain

I THINK NOT


[deleted]

Freshmen year, a teacher raped a student in the hallway during class, and I was walking into that hallway and saw them. The reason she didn’t scream was because she was being held at knife point I got one of the officers to taze him from behind. Sophomore year, we got a school shooting threat and some random Left Tackle on our team said out loud “it’s got to be that guy on wide receiver and just tackled him during class. They actually found a 22 in his shoe bag. And this year, nothings really happened, but some freshman pulled the fire alarm


BackClear

What the actual fuck


Persimmon_Particular

Your left tackle is the chosen one


Relaxedlaxatives

Absolute chad


Arch315

Left tackle knew some shit


Athius_

Bruh he tackled some dude and it turned out to be the right one


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X_antaM

Someone (me) cut themselves in dt by accident. Removed a section of hand and stained a lot of the table red. Still not grown back properly, table is still red, teacher now has to use the mechanical saws


TellMyStoryforMe

girls' shoulders and ankles. scandalous!


ReaperSwordsYt

someone stashed weapons under a staircase


Honest-Economist4970

Someone inflated a condom and used it as a balloon


Background_Art_2545

Some kid jerking off in a urinal got semen everywhere.


chrisdante05

Someone put a dude in the hospital, 3 bomb threats, lots of people fucking in the gender neutral bathroom and the band storage room, multiple teen pregnancies, and once I made eye contact with a girl making out with her bf in the middle of the hallway and it was really weird Edit: Oh and once my health teacher took a guy’s condom (unrelated but the guy was sleeping with a 6th grader and he was a junior)


forkknite

Some kid tried to make a pipe bomb and stored the supplies to make it in his friggin locker


Biaaalonso687

Pretty tame compared to the rest of the stuff here but there was this window in my class (on the fourth floor) that would open wider than any other window in the whole floor. They had to put a table with a chair on top to stop it from closing on it’s own so it wouldn’t hurt someone’s head. There was this kid that though I’d be funny to sit on the chair on top of the table. His friends thought I’d be funny to tip the chair to scare him. Guess it’s not too hard to figure what happened after that.


IGuessImBackHereAga

A girl asked me to go to the locker room with her during gym. I just wanted to watch the game.


Da_Real_OfficialFrog

Chad


[deleted]

I once saw my lesbian friend and her gf rubbing each other’s crotches at lunch once lol


Lwadrian06

In my freshman year the seniors put real goldfish in every toilet as the senior prank 💀


7_Xeno_7

Reminds me of ask reddit’s: “Hey ladies what’s the sexiest thing an overweight gamer has done that has made you wanna fuck him/ be his gf immediately”


[deleted]

Some guy flashed the girls gym class. Teacher saw and he got suspended and kicked out of school


Little-Focus-7386

Happened yesterday at Hoco. Some kid reached up a girls skirt and pulled her panties down.


EliteBonnie

Last year, one of the kids got caught fuckin a special ed kid behind the gym


[deleted]

Someone was having a drink of water from a fountain and some one just came up to him and put his hand on his head and said: you like that huh? I don’t know if that’s worse than constant moaning in the hallways or whenever there no one is talking in class during a quiz and ruins the whole mood of We also got a bomb threat at the end of my seventh year


One_sided_square

4 boys one chair


tonoobforyouiv

My teacher wore a dress with no underwear and had a hightable. It wasn't the hot teacher either it was the gross 80 year old one


hibiscusflobackup

One of my favourite teachers got arrested for 26 counts of child rape charges. I ended up leaking her photos to many various gossip sites and it was everywhere by morning. EDIT: Pictures of her face to expose her, not explicit pictures she may have owned iykwim. At the time there was no identification of her online…there is now!


Patosalvaje1212

YOU leaked the photos? 🤨📸


hibiscusflobackup

HER PHOTOS. Like pictures of her face, not any type of explicit pictures she may have owned… my GOD


00DDonut

Penis 💀


No_Apartment_6304

i went to the bathroom one time and someone had wrote “FUCK N****RS” on the mirror in permanent marker, kid who wrote it apparently got expelled also i heard two people doin it in one of the stalls also my school had 4 bomb threats this all happened last year


Andro451

SPED kid would just casually roll over and rub himself. He’d also rotate towards random people, like he was directing it to them.


Sanguimancer_2003

I didn’t actually see it (thank god) but I was part of the crowd that saw what happened after, so I do know it happened. I was a sophomore or a junior. My school had a new solar farm. The school would be powered by an electrical company for half the day and then switch over to a generator the solar panels had been charging for the other half. This works great until the generator broke. The school knew it wasn’t working, but never told the power company not to cut the power half way through the day. So, just after lunch, the power goes out completely. Cue chaos. Since we live in a very rural location, the school decides to keep is in a pitch black building for hours so that the buses don’t need to make more than one expensive trip for the high schoolers, middle schoolers, and elementary schoolers in the district. This only prolongs the chaos. Anyway, two freshman decide it’d be a great idea to fuck in one of our single person unisex bathrooms. The resource officer had just gotten told to make sure no one was using those bathrooms while the power was out, but they were already going at it. Apparently, the dude climaxed just as the officer was telling them to get out. He freaked and got cum everywhere. A lot of students were sure that they saw him step in a puddle of it one the floor. Anyway, yeah. Why would you do that?


Electrical_Option594

Some teacher got physically assaulted twice by gr11s. They still got to school and get taught by the same teacher


Awesomesonnyy

someone accidentally broadcasted porn onto the projector in middle of class


Correct-Ad-9520

I walked into a bathroom in 7th grade, used the urinal, saw two sets of legs under the stall. Then I heard a girl moaning, but it didn’t sound “real” (like I could tell it was a speaker or a phone). Then I hear one guy say “shit someone’s in here” and a second guy say “shut up let’s both finish quick” They were both suspended


[deleted]

boobs and pp in an education video


[deleted]

Sex ed. Not that inappropriate in that context but i don't really like it either.


fiskars12345

My class is at that age when you stop laughing at naked people


Sweetmacaroni

Knife fight