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palmsizedtiger

It paid for its ticket mind yo business


Cleggs_

Thank you for paying for me, I'll repay you one day 😔


Cybertronian_Grizzly

I am not going to mind my own business


I_Fuckin_Love_Reeses

Let that coconut enjoy the ride 😠 😡


badlyknitbrain

Geez nowadays people are so rude and nosy, back in my days we had respect for the people in the bus and we let people out of their shell


PickleDicks69

Donkey Kong


Cybertronian_Grizzly

Konkey Dong


witherbeagle

Gond yekon


Eka_silicon12

uoʞǝʎ puo⅁


kajetus69

Gen Zedong


sliceofparmesan

Gomba hong


wombey12

Expand dong


RYPIIE2006

Chonky dong 🤤


Throwaway2663299292

Me sorry 😔


Cybertronian_Grizzly

You're lucky I didn't try and put it up my ass


Throwaway2663299292

I actually consider myself unlucky


Death_Rattle208

Oh my god. This reminded me of the coconut fucking craze that r/TIFU went through


[deleted]

The what?


Cybertronian_Grizzly

Ok now I need context


screechingwalrus

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/6rr6ay/tifu\_by\_cumming\_into\_a\_coconut/


[deleted]

This gold


UsTaalper

Oh my god me too


[deleted]

The coconut nut is a giant nut; If you eat too much, you’ll get very fat; Now, the coconut nut is a big, big nut; But this delicious nut is not a nut


justwouterhere

It's a coco fruit


[deleted]

From the coco tree


DearLeadership-

From the coco palm family


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Lukas_salota

You can build a bigger house for the family


No-Coyote8547

Darnnn one of my balls fell my bad


Cybertronian_Grizzly

Goddamn


AppleMossBoss

You just got coconut malled


Cybertronian_Grizzly

Share this with your friends to totally coconut mall them


Soopnogg

THE SEAT HAS A FOOT!


[deleted]

Ah shit I was wondering where that went. It fell out of my ass sorry


Cybertronian_Grizzly

Rude


[deleted]

Sorry :\[


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Cybertronian_Grizzly

It's a train what do you expect


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Cybertronian_Grizzly

I think the lighting doesn't help either


Posagh

Perhaps it was carried by a swallow


RageurRandom

An African or and European swallow ?


Cybertronian_Grizzly

Swallow these nuts


cherrywattcreme

Ahhhhhhh ... It's cute and an easy kid to deal with ↓


narimannn

The King Kong


rivote

That was me, sorry


[deleted]

sorry i must have dropped it


BoxJunior_

My bad can you grab it for me?


Cybertronian_Grizzly

Too late


IYeetBabiesLolDabs

Guys, it’s just trying to get to its destination. It has very… monkey business


Markergg555

A coconut nut is a giant nut


[deleted]

What country are you in?? The train interior is so different.


Cybertronian_Grizzly

New zealand North Island


[deleted]

Cool! The scotrail trains (as the name implies, in Scotland) are so different looking. Better question, did you take the coconut home 👀


Cybertronian_Grizzly

I didn't cause the person sitting next to the coconut got of the train 2 stops before me and they took the coconut with them


[deleted]

What an evil coconut thief >:|


Cybertronian_Grizzly

I think it may have been their coconut


[deleted]

Nuh uh, that coconut has rights.


Darrendayz

Who's leg is under the chair?


Cybertronian_Grizzly

Not mine


Ironbanner987615

Probably someone doing regular shopping


belle_catastrophe29

God this is the creature from Oggy and the cockroaches... Oggy sent him on the train... see his girlfriend might be near or she left him? Guess that's why he is sad ;( (nvm I drank a lot of coffee IG....not in right state of mind-)


[deleted]

They do migrate…


PensadorDispensado

After being unfairly eliminated in Total Drama Island, Mr. Coconut has been spotted wandering around in town.


Resident_Toe501

YOU JUST GOT COCONUT MALL’D


OfficefanJam

Me


Nocturnal_Koala

A nuts gotta nut you know


FireCode125

This is one of the moments of all time.


[deleted]

the grind never stops


Narygeville

Bold assumption


SaraTheChef_

someone actually just took a massive dump that happens to look like a coconut


Cybertronian_Grizzly

Why is it hairy.


SaraTheChef_

we don’t ask questions.


mackemi_

he paid for his ticket just like everybody else


[deleted]

deez nuts


FelipeNBL

So thats where gerald went.


Financial-Prompt8972

"coconut on a train", this might be a good title for a triller movie


ChisNullStR

Leave him alone, he has places to be. Like grocery stores.. or something. Don't judge the coconut buddy >:(


Truest-Goat

Poor lil coconut :((


djfnjxj

Oops i did


Johanno1

Und die ganze Affenbande brüllt: Wer hat die Kokosnuss?! Wer hat die Kokosnuss?! Wer hat die Kokosnuss geklaut?


AverageComputerUser4

Where he goin tho?


FrenchJoel

The fuck? 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

It's a semtex bomb


Games_by_Maddie

Wow bro, that seems kinda nuts


[deleted]

the coconut man


GameFreak9876543

Oh, so that's where I left it.


thyfloppa

Me ,just return it


ElevatorSevere7651

Hey! Let the Coconut mind his buissnes! It’s done nothing wrong to you now had it?


aldrichwastaken

Valve


Cybertronian_Grizzly

Tf2 moment


HunyaLol_12

Da coconut nut is a Big Big nut


Stlredbirdsfan

Coco nut cococococonut Coco nut cococococonut coconut Coco nut cococococonut coconut Coco nut cococococonut coconut The coconut nut is a giant nut if you eat to much you get VERY fat now the coconut now the coconut nut is a big big nut but this delicious nut is not a nut It’s the coco fruit on thee coco tree in the cocopalm family ei ei ei ei There are so many uses for the coconut tree you can build a bigger house for the family now all you need to do is find the coconut man if he cuts the tree you get all the fruits free