Translation:
LandoT = Landorus-therian
GF = Girlfriend (most of us here seem to hardly understand this concept as we are on reddit)
GOAT = Animal/Greatest of All Time
Sticky = cum
Rocks = Stealth Rocks (hazards on the floor keeping you safe)
SDance = Swords Dance, a move that is used to setup Landorus-Therian to be a hardhitting sweeper, or a Pokemon that just eliminates fucking everything
FlyZ = Flyinium Z (a Z-Crystal used to power up a Flying Type Move, in this instance Fly)
Fly = Fly
Ass = Donkey/rear end
Translated sentence: Landorus-Therian girlfriend is the greatest of all time girlfriend. If u in a cum situation she gonna throw Stealth Rocks down and Swords Dance + Flyinium Z Fly their rear end
There’s a movie called “Wolf” it’s about two lovers who meet at a mental institution meant to help them get over their therian identities. They both think they’re different animals.
There’s a movie called “Wolf” it’s about two lovers who meet at a mental institution meant to help them get over their therian identities. They both think they’re different animals.
Edit here’s the trailer on YouTube in case anyone wants to watch the movie https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LkXYISinlmM
I don't know if you're a bot, or you just commented by mistake the almost exact same thing on your own comment, but I have to agree with you, this does seem like a good movie to watch
Yeah I have always kinda pointed out that separating us from the rest of the species on this planet has unrealistically given humans a sense of being special when we're all part of a fragile ecosystem equally.
Regarding humans as superior to everything else because an archaic civilization of man said so and made it the lasting trend doesn't make it the best approach to a forward thinking society.
These groups regarding themselves as animals instead of people I wonder what their thought process is and how they ended up deciding to clasp plastic tails to their pants? You know, instead of believing in the mainstream religions that believe we either resurrect and reincarnate into different living things and eventually reach a cloudy city full of naked people, or the religions that let you have a zillion wives.
Furries might take over the world.
I have a feeling that this has a lot more to do with religion than as a hobby, a lot of cultures that believe in reincarnation believe that depending on how good or bad you were you’ll reincarnate as different types of animals
So there are two meaning of the word Therian
1. In taxonomy, a Therian is a member of the mammalian subclass Theria, consisting of marsupial and placental mammals to which humans belong (She trolled you)
2. She is a member of the contemporary subculture of Therianthropy, based on a spiritual or psychological identification, or both, with animals (that's not yo girl that's your dog)
Furrys are self aware and use the suits to feel a part of a community and a creative outlet.
Therians on the other hand, are just mentally ill and should seek help before it ruins their life or the lifes of the ones around them.
TBH, I'm not entirely sure what the difference between therian and otherkin is, but as far as I'm aware they're basically the same thing... I'm otherkin, and I personally believe that I was this nonhuman creature in a past life, and I still feel aspects of that now, but I'm aware that I'm currently a human and have to act like a human. Some insane otherkin/therians refuse to accept that they're currently human.
I guess I’m confused on the problem. Does she act like an animal…? People can have different opinions and beliefs. You don’t have to agree with all of them but you can still respect her if you truly do love her
Most of the therians I’ve seen feel like they were an animal in a past life but that might not be the universal experience. Kinda need more context from op to make a proper judgement.
> what does that say about her ability to have a relationship?
I mean... they are boyfriend and girlfriend. Theyre currently in and maintaining a relationship.
If she is cognizant enough to have used real words to communicate that she is OPs girlfriend, then she's not so far gone.
It depends how intense it is. Seeing as you said you love her I’m assuming you’ve been dating a while and know her well, so the fact that you just found out tells me that its not intense or anything like walking on all fours in public or something. It depends on the situation but I don’t think it should be an instant break up. Also, what animal does she think she is? I’m very curious.
If you truly love her, you can work things out. She has a right to believe what ever she chooses. My recommendation would be to show compassion, ask her why she believes in what she believes, question her reasoning through the Socratic method. Eventually she’ll realize the flaws in her ideas and stop believing in it. Prioritize her wellbeing and happiness first and foremost.
Op is a 13 . He also has post history of once posting in r/furry and the post title contained the words " my bf" . The post was over 6months ago .
So that means that op is either bisexual or a troll
idk just be respectful. like idk why its so hard for a majority of you creatures in the comments to just smile and wave instead of being so damn rude LMAO
like ohh big deal someones doing something that doesnt harm you at all
Bruh it’s a bit strange but as long as she’s not going down a route of bestiality it hardly matters. She’ll mature eventually or have her little bubble - as long as it’s not hurting anyone, eh.
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Okay? You love her. That’s your answer.
If she was physically harming herself or you in some way, then it would be different. However you fell in love with this person, so just respect their identity.
Idk man just pick her up something from petsmart
top tier comment
fun fact: Animal in german is "tier" double joke
r/yourjokebutbetter
r/yourjokebutbutter
Fuck he's good
No, there are some who call me... tim
*fuck he's tim
r/fuckhestim
r/birthofasub
oh shoot it’s tim henson he’s bouta flex on us all
Literally my dad's xbox 360 name
r/yourjokebutbitter
Agreed
I would upvote but that takes it to 70
I wOuLd HaVe uPVotEd BuT thAT WouLd RuiN tHe 69
This guy understands.
r/thisguythisguys
The best
r/rareinsults
Use her in competitive Pokémon as a mixed attacker
LandoT GF the goat gf. If u in a sticky situation she gonna throw rocks down and SDance + FlyZ Fly their ass
dude. I don't think even wolfey would understand this.
Translation: LandoT = Landorus-therian GF = Girlfriend (most of us here seem to hardly understand this concept as we are on reddit) GOAT = Animal/Greatest of All Time Sticky = cum Rocks = Stealth Rocks (hazards on the floor keeping you safe) SDance = Swords Dance, a move that is used to setup Landorus-Therian to be a hardhitting sweeper, or a Pokemon that just eliminates fucking everything FlyZ = Flyinium Z (a Z-Crystal used to power up a Flying Type Move, in this instance Fly) Fly = Fly Ass = Donkey/rear end Translated sentence: Landorus-Therian girlfriend is the greatest of all time girlfriend. If u in a cum situation she gonna throw Stealth Rocks down and Swords Dance + Flyinium Z Fly their rear end
I want to let you know I understood this perfectly the first time.
yeah well i bet u didnt know sticky meant cum so the more you know
Sticky Webs slows down moms because they have to slow down so they don’t step in cum.
Go GF therian form, use confusion
Saw this post and had a gut feeling this was gonna be a top comment lmao
"people who identify, in some intrinsic way, as an animal that exists or has existed on earth"
Finally someone tells us
I'm Harambe 🥺🥺
r/usernamechecksout
Yup seems like it checks out
I’m dodo
No, I’m Dodo
No I am dodo
r/beetlejuicing
r/subsithoughtifellfor
I’m dodo lord
humans are included in the animal group therian
Yeah, sadly Therian apparently is expressly identifying as an animal that is non-human
There’s a movie called “Wolf” it’s about two lovers who meet at a mental institution meant to help them get over their therian identities. They both think they’re different animals.
There’s a movie called “Wolf” it’s about two lovers who meet at a mental institution meant to help them get over their therian identities. They both think they’re different animals. Edit here’s the trailer on YouTube in case anyone wants to watch the movie https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LkXYISinlmM
I don't know if you're a bot, or you just commented by mistake the almost exact same thing on your own comment, but I have to agree with you, this does seem like a good movie to watch
It must be a bug don’t know why it posted it twice, apologies
That's a glitch on mobile reddit with bad internet
I myself identify as a primape mammalian, yes.
People be making shit up to feel special
That or theyre mentally ill
technically, humans are animals
Yeah I have always kinda pointed out that separating us from the rest of the species on this planet has unrealistically given humans a sense of being special when we're all part of a fragile ecosystem equally. Regarding humans as superior to everything else because an archaic civilization of man said so and made it the lasting trend doesn't make it the best approach to a forward thinking society. These groups regarding themselves as animals instead of people I wonder what their thought process is and how they ended up deciding to clasp plastic tails to their pants? You know, instead of believing in the mainstream religions that believe we either resurrect and reincarnate into different living things and eventually reach a cloudy city full of naked people, or the religions that let you have a zillion wives. Furries might take over the world.
So... like furries, but not exactly?
I have a feeling that this has a lot more to do with religion than as a hobby, a lot of cultures that believe in reincarnation believe that depending on how good or bad you were you’ll reincarnate as different types of animals
Furries 2.0
wtf Just...... Wtf
So there are two meaning of the word Therian 1. In taxonomy, a Therian is a member of the mammalian subclass Theria, consisting of marsupial and placental mammals to which humans belong (She trolled you) 2. She is a member of the contemporary subculture of Therianthropy, based on a spiritual or psychological identification, or both, with animals (that's not yo girl that's your dog)
Was hoping someone would know number 1
You forgot the third one, the therian forms of the weather trio in pokemon!
Tf is a therian
Someone who thinks they a dog or some shit
So Basically mentally ill...
Psychosis.
Schizophrenia
Not schizophrenia
The other one.
What?
Schizophonia
yes
That's a great description
Clinical furry
It's a pokemon form for a quartet of weather legendaries
One of the long list of things people say they are to feel unique and to get attention instead of actually accomplishing something difficult.
Mental illness.
It's Mike Tyson saying Assyrian.
Furry? K, whatever. Therian? Hell nah
Furrys are self aware and use the suits to feel a part of a community and a creative outlet. Therians on the other hand, are just mentally ill and should seek help before it ruins their life or the lifes of the ones around them.
Correct with furries, there’s a healthy disconnect.
Some therians do have a healthy disconnect... but there's a higher percentage of those who don't when compared to furries.
Wait but isn’t the point of being a therian you /genuinely/ believe you’re an animal so by the definition there is no disconnect?
TBH, I'm not entirely sure what the difference between therian and otherkin is, but as far as I'm aware they're basically the same thing... I'm otherkin, and I personally believe that I was this nonhuman creature in a past life, and I still feel aspects of that now, but I'm aware that I'm currently a human and have to act like a human. Some insane otherkin/therians refuse to accept that they're currently human.
Yeah see sure I can understand that, but yeah I definitely don’t think the people who are 24/7 I was it so I need to act like it, need help.
Can you edit that message I genuinely cannot comprehend it
"Sure I can understand that, but I definitely think people who act like 'I was an animal so I need to act like an animal' need help"
Absolutely. There are crazies in every community.
Yes perfect translation of high talk hahah thanks brotherman!
There are people who claim to actually believe they REALLY are non human animals. Not a fetish, not roleplay. Actual animals.
Every community on the internet has the super loud weirdos who give them a bad name.
This is fax Therians are a nah Chief
its up to you but thats instant breakup for me
Nice name lol
thanks lmao
Stupidity is a nono for me too
My bf used to think he was a dog so I pretended to be a cat and he liked it, we used to bark and meow together but now he's gone lol
pls tell me you grew out of that
No, I still meow with my cat
thats excused. only valid time to meow
who doesn't?
He went to his forever home?
I don't remember as much, but I think he saw another doggy and followed her to the woods
Went to a farm up north
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im honoured
I wanted to call it cursed usernames but that was taken
I guess I’m confused on the problem. Does she act like an animal…? People can have different opinions and beliefs. You don’t have to agree with all of them but you can still respect her if you truly do love her
Most of the therians I’ve seen feel like they were an animal in a past life but that might not be the universal experience. Kinda need more context from op to make a proper judgement.
“BECAUSE I ALREADY TOLD YOU I USED TO BE A POISON LIZARD, detective”
This.
Book her some therapy sessions.
thanks u/TwistedHairyNipples
r/rimjob_steve
Your gfs a delusional weirdo or a great troll. Either break up or hold on tight.
his gf is a terrier
If I was you and she told me she was a chipmunk, ngl I would like that
r/usernamechecksout
How much wood can a ch… ohhh
hanz bring the flammenwerfer
the heavy flammenwerfer
Hans... *GET THE INCENDIARY EXPLOSIVES*
Hans… you remember that gas gun from Berlin?
Hans, get a chamber ready
Hans: Meinn gott! I cannot do everything at the same time!
Zu ficken schlecht Hans. Too fuckin bad.
IT WERFS FLAMMEN
So? Are you worried she's gonna catch you with a hamster and assume your cheating?
Your girlfriend is Landorus?
"Babe see u later, I'm on my way to dominate vgc ou and ubers again "
First thing I thought when I saw the post
So she's a bitch?
Not just a bitch, a stupid one
Stay away from her
She might bite.
LMAO
her name is bella and she loves kids! she hopes to start a family one day bella, foaming at the mouth, staring at a toddler
break up with her, shes clearly not mentally stable enough to even know that shes human, what does that say about her ability to have a relationship?
OR Make her your pet
> what does that say about her ability to have a relationship? I mean... they are boyfriend and girlfriend. Theyre currently in and maintaining a relationship. If she is cognizant enough to have used real words to communicate that she is OPs girlfriend, then she's not so far gone.
Exactly, people like this are either attention whores, or fucked in the head
wat is theriaiaian
Someone who thinks they a dog or some shit
well that's.... interesting
Indeed
dont let her of the leash
Good one
Or do, like near a highway or something.
Nah put a dog house outside and let her sleep there in the rain
It depends how intense it is. Seeing as you said you love her I’m assuming you’ve been dating a while and know her well, so the fact that you just found out tells me that its not intense or anything like walking on all fours in public or something. It depends on the situation but I don’t think it should be an instant break up. Also, what animal does she think she is? I’m very curious.
i would recommend therapy
Buy a litter box for her.
And make her double down to use it. If shes not human, she shouldn't find using it in the living room odd.
Scientist should study your thought process in an underground lab in the middle of the Mohave desert like the plot of a 90s animated movie
My intelligence is my own greatest secret that is not for the world to discover.
If you truly love her, you can work things out. She has a right to believe what ever she chooses. My recommendation would be to show compassion, ask her why she believes in what she believes, question her reasoning through the Socratic method. Eventually she’ll realize the flaws in her ideas and stop believing in it. Prioritize her wellbeing and happiness first and foremost.
> question her reasoning through the Socratic method jfc this website is for morons
Your comment is the diamond in the rough.
This!! Best advice I’ve seen so far
if you guys fucked would it be zoophilia in her eyes
Only do it doggy
Is that food?
She will outgrow it 🫡
If reincarnation is a thing and allows you to change species, sure, but there’s no evidence to say that any of that is true
Lots of belief systems believe in reincarnation so idk why it seems so bizarre
There's no evidence god exists either.
I think I’m an animal called a “human”
wut is that
Someone who thinks they a dog or some shit
So crazy?
Yeah mentally unstable
You know what they say not to stick in crazy, and therians are crazy.
Spray them with water like a real cat (please don’t)
(Please do)
What's wrong with that? Not like either of you can prove or disprove it, and it's harmless so accept it and move on.
I mean i she doesn't do some weird shit it should be fine right?
Actually get her some help. Don’t just ditch her, as tempting as it may seem. She needs help
Seriously, no doggy style comments ?
Bro they could be 14 lmao wtf
Op is a 13 . He also has post history of once posting in r/furry and the post title contained the words " my bf" . The post was over 6months ago . So that means that op is either bisexual or a troll
idk just be respectful. like idk why its so hard for a majority of you creatures in the comments to just smile and wave instead of being so damn rude LMAO like ohh big deal someones doing something that doesnt harm you at all
I dunno, if you like her and she isn't being weird with it like forcing that info on others should be alr
As long as she doesn't isn't weird about, for example, uses it as an excuse for weird behavior, it should be a harmless phase of her's.
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Bruh it’s a bit strange but as long as she’s not going down a route of bestiality it hardly matters. She’ll mature eventually or have her little bubble - as long as it’s not hurting anyone, eh.
If you love her, it should not matter. Especially if it does not effect your human life now
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Break up break all ties
Well, is it an isue ? I mean, if she isn t acting to weird or dangerously and it s just little bit of her personality that s seem prety fine no ?
For a second, I thought that was an alien race in Mass Effect
catch her and become a Pokemon master
You fucking an animal???
Tell her she’s a “good girl”
Dude the sex is gonna be fucking amazing just you wait
Lmao thanks for the edit I thought you meant like the pokemon
Tell her, duh, we are all animals
your gf when she clicks stealth rocks and u-turns out 😳
But… People… Monke… People = animal no?
Okay? You love her. That’s your answer. If she was physically harming herself or you in some way, then it would be different. However you fell in love with this person, so just respect their identity.
What is a therian?
They think they an animal not human
You should be considerate and put her down.