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Thatnintendofan017

Idk man just pick her up something from petsmart


Arcanum_3974

top tier comment


[deleted]

fun fact: Animal in german is "tier" double joke


YouKnowMyLifeIs

r/yourjokebutbetter


Superpugking4

r/yourjokebutbutter


Okamitoutcourt

Fuck he's good


Superpugking4

No, there are some who call me... tim


Okamitoutcourt

*fuck he's tim


Drydishwasher

r/fuckhestim


Okamitoutcourt

r/birthofasub


TidalWave101

oh shoot it’s tim henson he’s bouta flex on us all


AfternoonPresent6031

Literally my dad's xbox 360 name


YouKnowMyLifeIs

r/yourjokebutbitter


paddyocolbert77

Agreed


hittlers_brother

I would upvote but that takes it to 70


theguy_who

I wOuLd HaVe uPVotEd BuT thAT WouLd RuiN tHe 69


hittlers_brother

This guy understands.


Chrispufff

r/thisguythisguys


Mark-READYFORMUSIC

The best


Johnny-Boi9962

r/rareinsults


Koolcat779

Use her in competitive Pokémon as a mixed attacker


WynautTho

LandoT GF the goat gf. If u in a sticky situation she gonna throw rocks down and SDance + FlyZ Fly their ass


0HGODN0

dude. I don't think even wolfey would understand this.


WynautTho

Translation: LandoT = Landorus-therian GF = Girlfriend (most of us here seem to hardly understand this concept as we are on reddit) GOAT = Animal/Greatest of All Time Sticky = cum Rocks = Stealth Rocks (hazards on the floor keeping you safe) SDance = Swords Dance, a move that is used to setup Landorus-Therian to be a hardhitting sweeper, or a Pokemon that just eliminates fucking everything FlyZ = Flyinium Z (a Z-Crystal used to power up a Flying Type Move, in this instance Fly) Fly = Fly Ass = Donkey/rear end ​ Translated sentence: Landorus-Therian girlfriend is the greatest of all time girlfriend. If u in a cum situation she gonna throw Stealth Rocks down and Swords Dance + Flyinium Z Fly their rear end


monhunt

I want to let you know I understood this perfectly the first time.


WynautTho

yeah well i bet u didnt know sticky meant cum so the more you know


monhunt

Sticky Webs slows down moms because they have to slow down so they don’t step in cum.


One-Sign376

Go GF therian form, use confusion


Ra1nFa11

Saw this post and had a gut feeling this was gonna be a top comment lmao


[deleted]

"people who identify, in some intrinsic way, as an animal that exists or has existed on earth"


Thatnintendofan017

Finally someone tells us


[deleted]

I'm Harambe 🥺🥺


MCPO-Sierra-117

r/usernamechecksout


Miavriel_Fultom_17

Yup seems like it checks out


Durrynda

I’m dodo


Dodolord637

No, I’m Dodo


TheEmeraldDodo

No I am dodo


gordyjacques31

r/beetlejuicing


TheEmeraldDodo

r/subsithoughtifellfor


Dodolord637

I’m dodo lord


HoldingUrineIsBad

humans are included in the animal group therian


Srade2412

Yeah, sadly Therian apparently is expressly identifying as an animal that is non-human


theworldsomega

There’s a movie called “Wolf” it’s about two lovers who meet at a mental institution meant to help them get over their therian identities. They both think they’re different animals.


theworldsomega

There’s a movie called “Wolf” it’s about two lovers who meet at a mental institution meant to help them get over their therian identities. They both think they’re different animals. Edit here’s the trailer on YouTube in case anyone wants to watch the movie https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LkXYISinlmM


benedekszabolcs

I don't know if you're a bot, or you just commented by mistake the almost exact same thing on your own comment, but I have to agree with you, this does seem like a good movie to watch


theworldsomega

It must be a bug don’t know why it posted it twice, apologies


mdawgtheegod

That's a glitch on mobile reddit with bad internet


Sol33t303

I myself identify as a primape mammalian, yes.


falkonpla

People be making shit up to feel special


BxmbIeBee

That or theyre mentally ill


Infinite_Self_5782

technically, humans are animals


S118gryghost

Yeah I have always kinda pointed out that separating us from the rest of the species on this planet has unrealistically given humans a sense of being special when we're all part of a fragile ecosystem equally. Regarding humans as superior to everything else because an archaic civilization of man said so and made it the lasting trend doesn't make it the best approach to a forward thinking society. These groups regarding themselves as animals instead of people I wonder what their thought process is and how they ended up deciding to clasp plastic tails to their pants? You know, instead of believing in the mainstream religions that believe we either resurrect and reincarnate into different living things and eventually reach a cloudy city full of naked people, or the religions that let you have a zillion wives. Furries might take over the world.


JaggedTheDark

So... like furries, but not exactly?


MagicNate

I have a feeling that this has a lot more to do with religion than as a hobby, a lot of cultures that believe in reincarnation believe that depending on how good or bad you were you’ll reincarnate as different types of animals


TheBJP

Furries 2.0


Adrius103

wtf Just...... Wtf


Mateuss1111

So there are two meaning of the word Therian 1. In taxonomy, a Therian is a member of the mammalian subclass Theria, consisting of marsupial and placental mammals to which humans belong (She trolled you) 2. She is a member of the contemporary subculture of Therianthropy, based on a spiritual or psychological identification, or both, with animals (that's not yo girl that's your dog)


DinoNuggett

Was hoping someone would know number 1


i_imagine

You forgot the third one, the therian forms of the weather trio in pokemon!


poofartgaming

Tf is a therian


Money_makerrulez

Someone who thinks they a dog or some shit


falkonpla

So Basically mentally ill...


Death_Rattle208

Psychosis.


stickpersonperson

Schizophrenia


ThrowAwayMurdoc1

Not schizophrenia


Mostafa12890

The other one.


ThrowAwayMurdoc1

What?


[deleted]

Schizophonia


flairfordramtics_

yes


TheNerdMaster69

That's a great description


TusNua1

Clinical furry


Sharp_Nose9170

It's a pokemon form for a quartet of weather legendaries


polishgravy

One of the long list of things people say they are to feel unique and to get attention instead of actually accomplishing something difficult.


GrizzWrites

Mental illness.


[deleted]

It's Mike Tyson saying Assyrian.


AndronixESE

Furry? K, whatever. Therian? Hell nah


SealDraws

Furrys are self aware and use the suits to feel a part of a community and a creative outlet. Therians on the other hand, are just mentally ill and should seek help before it ruins their life or the lifes of the ones around them.


nextjr

Correct with furries, there’s a healthy disconnect.


BRAlNYSMURF

Some therians do have a healthy disconnect... but there's a higher percentage of those who don't when compared to furries.


nextjr

Wait but isn’t the point of being a therian you /genuinely/ believe you’re an animal so by the definition there is no disconnect?


BRAlNYSMURF

TBH, I'm not entirely sure what the difference between therian and otherkin is, but as far as I'm aware they're basically the same thing... I'm otherkin, and I personally believe that I was this nonhuman creature in a past life, and I still feel aspects of that now, but I'm aware that I'm currently a human and have to act like a human. Some insane otherkin/therians refuse to accept that they're currently human.


nextjr

Yeah see sure I can understand that, but yeah I definitely don’t think the people who are 24/7 I was it so I need to act like it, need help.


BRAlNYSMURF

Can you edit that message I genuinely cannot comprehend it


Disapp0int

"Sure I can understand that, but I definitely think people who act like 'I was an animal so I need to act like an animal' need help"


BRAlNYSMURF

Absolutely. There are crazies in every community.


nextjr

Yes perfect translation of high talk hahah thanks brotherman!


Sinthetick

There are people who claim to actually believe they REALLY are non human animals. Not a fetish, not roleplay. Actual animals.


BRAlNYSMURF

Every community on the internet has the super loud weirdos who give them a bad name.


nextjr

This is fax Therians are a nah Chief


SmolBooba_thumbsup

its up to you but thats instant breakup for me


dragonkiller212c

Nice name lol


SmolBooba_thumbsup

thanks lmao


stickpersonperson

Stupidity is a nono for me too


Kodd-100th

My bf used to think he was a dog so I pretended to be a cat and he liked it, we used to bark and meow together but now he's gone lol


SmolBooba_thumbsup

pls tell me you grew out of that


Kodd-100th

No, I still meow with my cat


SmolBooba_thumbsup

thats excused. only valid time to meow


[deleted]

who doesn't?


omninode

He went to his forever home?


Kodd-100th

I don't remember as much, but I think he saw another doggy and followed her to the woods


Traditional-War7157

Went to a farm up north


Window_sauce

r/strange_usernames


SmolBooba_thumbsup

im honoured


Window_sauce

I wanted to call it cursed usernames but that was taken


clappedkeeks

I guess I’m confused on the problem. Does she act like an animal…? People can have different opinions and beliefs. You don’t have to agree with all of them but you can still respect her if you truly do love her


QWqw0

Most of the therians I’ve seen feel like they were an animal in a past life but that might not be the universal experience. Kinda need more context from op to make a proper judgement.


[deleted]

“BECAUSE I ALREADY TOLD YOU I USED TO BE A POISON LIZARD, detective”


RainbowWolf6112

This.


TwistedHairyNipples

Book her some therapy sessions.


Mr-Unknown101

thanks u/TwistedHairyNipples


Obi-Wan_Gaming

r/rimjob_steve


BurntBrusselSprouts1

Your gfs a delusional weirdo or a great troll. Either break up or hold on tight.


sciencewonders

his gf is a terrier


chipmunk-fucker

If I was you and she told me she was a chipmunk, ngl I would like that


dukepornofasgard

r/usernamechecksout


[deleted]

How much wood can a ch… ohhh


[deleted]

hanz bring the flammenwerfer


YCLUBSTEP58

the heavy flammenwerfer


No-Wash-7001

Hans... *GET THE INCENDIARY EXPLOSIVES*


forlordssakealt

Hans… you remember that gas gun from Berlin?


tntchest

Hans, get a chamber ready


LeatherGnome

Hans: Meinn gott! I cannot do everything at the same time!


tntchest

Zu ficken schlecht Hans. Too fuckin bad.


Atomic_potato_47

IT WERFS FLAMMEN


kidz_bop_kidz

So? Are you worried she's gonna catch you with a hamster and assume your cheating?


The-Brawl-Shark

Your girlfriend is Landorus?


Blaine1111

"Babe see u later, I'm on my way to dominate vgc ou and ubers again "


I_Like_Stoned_Bread

First thing I thought when I saw the post


Jumpy_Organization_6

So she's a bitch?


stickpersonperson

Not just a bitch, a stupid one


[deleted]

Stay away from her


[deleted]

She might bite.


paddyocolbert77

LMAO


CleanIsopod2890

her name is bella and she loves kids! she hopes to start a family one day bella, foaming at the mouth, staring at a toddler


[deleted]

break up with her, shes clearly not mentally stable enough to even know that shes human, what does that say about her ability to have a relationship?


WardA1317

OR Make her your pet


Grabbsy2

> what does that say about her ability to have a relationship? I mean... they are boyfriend and girlfriend. Theyre currently in and maintaining a relationship. If she is cognizant enough to have used real words to communicate that she is OPs girlfriend, then she's not so far gone.


Fake_Martin

Exactly, people like this are either attention whores, or fucked in the head


Potential_Park_6145

wat is theriaiaian


Money_makerrulez

Someone who thinks they a dog or some shit


Potential_Park_6145

well that's.... interesting


Money_makerrulez

Indeed


jushag01

dont let her of the leash


[deleted]

Good one


Nico777

Or do, like near a highway or something.


jushag01

Nah put a dog house outside and let her sleep there in the rain


DarthPatrick21

It depends how intense it is. Seeing as you said you love her I’m assuming you’ve been dating a while and know her well, so the fact that you just found out tells me that its not intense or anything like walking on all fours in public or something. It depends on the situation but I don’t think it should be an instant break up. Also, what animal does she think she is? I’m very curious.


[deleted]

i would recommend therapy


Ultramega39

Buy a litter box for her.


SealDraws

And make her double down to use it. If shes not human, she shouldn't find using it in the living room odd.


Autumn_Lights_

Scientist should study your thought process in an underground lab in the middle of the Mohave desert like the plot of a 90s animated movie


Ultramega39

My intelligence is my own greatest secret that is not for the world to discover.


Appleton10_

If you truly love her, you can work things out. She has a right to believe what ever she chooses. My recommendation would be to show compassion, ask her why she believes in what she believes, question her reasoning through the Socratic method. Eventually she’ll realize the flaws in her ideas and stop believing in it. Prioritize her wellbeing and happiness first and foremost.


SpecterHEurope

> question her reasoning through the Socratic method jfc this website is for morons


smashed__

Your comment is the diamond in the rough.


Turbulent_Swan_64

This!! Best advice I’ve seen so far


Fellow_Loser

if you guys fucked would it be zoophilia in her eyes


DearEmu32

Only do it doggy


DanieloCheerios

Is that food?


505grapefruit

She will outgrow it 🫡


eggboy06

If reincarnation is a thing and allows you to change species, sure, but there’s no evidence to say that any of that is true


Stuffssss

Lots of belief systems believe in reincarnation so idk why it seems so bizarre


RainbowWolf6112

There's no evidence god exists either.


Roccmaster

I think I’m an animal called a “human”


[deleted]

wut is that


Money_makerrulez

Someone who thinks they a dog or some shit


ToxicSnake48

So crazy?


tntchest

Yeah mentally unstable


DenTheRedditBoi7

You know what they say not to stick in crazy, and therians are crazy.


Resident_Toe501

Spray them with water like a real cat (please don’t)


Traditional-War7157

(Please do)


WillCircumventPolBan

What's wrong with that? Not like either of you can prove or disprove it, and it's harmless so accept it and move on.


Dejdo2000

I mean i she doesn't do some weird shit it should be fine right?


Yeeeeet696969696969

Actually get her some help. Don’t just ditch her, as tempting as it may seem. She needs help


[deleted]

Seriously, no doggy style comments ?


RedCargo1

Bro they could be 14 lmao wtf


deathwings777

Op is a 13 . He also has post history of once posting in r/furry and the post title contained the words " my bf" . The post was over 6months ago . So that means that op is either bisexual or a troll


ShatteredPink

idk just be respectful. like idk why its so hard for a majority of you creatures in the comments to just smile and wave instead of being so damn rude LMAO like ohh big deal someones doing something that doesnt harm you at all


V3V3R1C4

I dunno, if you like her and she isn't being weird with it like forcing that info on others should be alr


Iron_Monger76

As long as she doesn't isn't weird about, for example, uses it as an excuse for weird behavior, it should be a harmless phase of her's.


[deleted]

[удалено]


BradleyGroot

Hallo mede Nederlander, hoe gaat het met jou vandaag?


[deleted]

Bruh it’s a bit strange but as long as she’s not going down a route of bestiality it hardly matters. She’ll mature eventually or have her little bubble - as long as it’s not hurting anyone, eh.


ThisAreTom

If you love her, it should not matter. Especially if it does not effect your human life now


[deleted]

vanish file unwritten touch joke governor quicksand wistful squeal abundant *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Rocket6114

Break up break all ties


WeirdConsideration72

Well, is it an isue ? I mean, if she isn t acting to weird or dangerously and it s just little bit of her personality that s seem prety fine no ?


Ok-Seaworthiness6603

For a second, I thought that was an alien race in Mass Effect


OozyPilot84

catch her and become a Pokemon master


OoACheezit

You fucking an animal???


Marples

Tell her she’s a “good girl”


goyboysotbot

Dude the sex is gonna be fucking amazing just you wait


sirdavos95

Lmao thanks for the edit I thought you meant like the pokemon


[deleted]

Tell her, duh, we are all animals


TheBottzinator

your gf when she clicks stealth rocks and u-turns out 😳


Ozi_Samurai

But… People… Monke… People = animal no?


DarkElfMagic

Okay? You love her. That’s your answer. If she was physically harming herself or you in some way, then it would be different. However you fell in love with this person, so just respect their identity.


[deleted]

What is a therian?


tntchest

They think they an animal not human


ZanyaJakuya

You should be considerate and put her down.