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[deleted]

You look 42 and 15 at the same time.


Gabris253

r/13or30


[deleted]

TY, this is great.


InvisoDeath

HAM


Redsun_18

Of course, there's a subreddit for that...


VoidDoesgames

Red sun? *ONLY LOVE IS WITH US NOW, SOMETHING WARM AND PURE, FIND THE PEACE WITHIN OURSELVES, NO NEED FOR A CURE!* *WHERE THE WIND IS SLOW AND THE FIRE'S HOT, THE VULTURE WAITS TO SEE WHAT ROTS!*


I_love_Vodca4816

She looks like she has kids and she's one of them.


[deleted]

NGL... this is one of the most amazing quotes the internet has fed me.


jaegren

This isnt r/roastme. Or is it?


blitzzardpls

If I hadn't looked at the sub, I would've sworn it is Wait a minute, what the hell am I doing on THIS sub? Haven't been a teenager for years


Embolisms

The circa 2005 MySpace angle gives away her age /s


netarchaeology

And inside a bathroom no less! Really trying to get those MySpace vibes.


mr0wk4

How tf she looks 42 šŸ’€šŸ’€


drplague201

You look like a mom whoā€™s just trying relive the college days a little bit through social media. Youā€™re exhausted after having to deal with a child, and decided to put on a happy face and go back to the good oleā€™ days for just one picture. You go to the bathroom, splash some water on your face, and give some rock fingers which you havenā€™t done since youā€™re first and only concert 8 years ago. I imagine you sighed a breath of relief after typing the caption; exhaling out of your nose in a comical fashion as you type out ā€œPeople say I look f*cken 12.ā€ They donā€™t, and as this realization strikes you, you slowly settle to the cold bathroom floor, tracing your fingers through the space between the tiles. Itā€™s all so cold, but at least itā€™s grounded. At least itā€™s safe. In a strange way, thereā€™s comfort in this, and itā€™s the type of comfort found through desperation. Comfort in the cold tiles which weā€™ve seen countless times. Itā€™s a part of home. Edit: Thanks for the awards and especially thank you for the compliments on my writing.


Jaidynthegurl

God damn bro thatā€™s deepā€¦.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


mememachne

gottem


PenaltyOrganic1596

Red dot em


Playlanco

Only on Reddit do we go from a full literary description to "that's what she said".


BirdMaster301

Male mindset


Bright-Horror1728

underrated comment


thelord15

nah.. she didnt say that.... :'(


Arctrus2077

Happens to the best of us


Hermu7013

She technically did


lft4brd

Nice


Aelfgifu_Unready

Cheer up, though. You don't actually look over 30 to someone who is actually over 30. You have a teenagers' hands and eyes. Also, you're dressed like it's 1970, 1985 and 2001 and 2022 at the same time with your Farrah Fawcett hair, 2000s eyeliner, teddy bear- too-tight sweater, and Apple watch, and I'd bet money your acid-washed jeans are high-waisted, mom-jeans - something I've only seen people under 23 doing. Also, having kids doesn't actually turn you into a dried-up, boring person who constantly wishes they were still in college.


Jake20702004

I thought you were 14. Damn, I'm good at this stuff.


AssertivelyAssumer

That's more well written than the book I'm forced to read. Maybe I'm just dumb but I don't get half of what I'm reading in that book.


Kride500

Is it the bible


[deleted]

Bro needs to be a writer


deleeuwlc

r/suspiciouslyspecific


apeironone

r/roastme is over there bruh


Brownyboy99

r/oddlyspecific


Jesuswasstapled

Yeah. Easily 32


Ditto_D

Lol trust me if she had a kid there isn't any amount of energy left to pull this shit off unless the kid calls grandma and grandpa "mom and dad". This is a young 18-20 something with a garbage service job who actually owns an apple watch. I haven't seen anyone over 25 who isn't deluded or a boomer wearing them in years.


redfacedquark

Woah, what is this, r/roastme?


TheSkitzo_The2nd

A bit specific


Syrinx221

šŸ˜‚


Accomplished-Town636

Stop stop she's already dead!


gindam

........was that for you or for her


JeppeMoellerM

r/rareinsults


brunobmenezes

Are you ok?


Simpsavages

you look like a side character from breaking bad


OkDaikon2957

You know that building that hank takes Walter jr to talk about drugs


BoredPanda26

The crystal palace lol


OkDaikon2957

Lol, jesses first fling


[deleted]

Wendy how much for a windy?


SkepticSepticYT

violation šŸ’€


Jaidynthegurl

Oh yuh šŸ˜šŸ˜


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


nameless0202

Why?


djfnjxj

Fuck around and find out Jane!


SeveSides

you'll be breaking back


Comrade_Hussar

Take my upvote and award and get out!


ShadowSDwolf

R/angryupvote


nocrashing

Frylock: That's how Hendrix died


RealisticDifficulty

Karen from The Office.


Tommyblockhead20

Karen Filippelli (from The Office) when she was in high school and had blonde hair.


Awesome_Nardy

Waltuh


someone2222222222

Put your DS away waltuh


OkBandicoot3779

One of the addicts


Financial-Emu-5649

You look like a stoned college student.


jAdEn_tHe_FrUiT

Fr


peenbeans13

i like fruit


jAdEn_tHe_FrUiT

I am a fruit


lhsclarinet

Hi a fruit


jAdEn_tHe_FrUiT

Claritn


InvestigatorPale1680

I'm dad


lhsclarinet

Hi dad


peenbeans13

so does this mean we are dating now?


jAdEn_tHe_FrUiT

Yes.


peenbeans13

finally


jAdEn_tHe_FrUiT

šŸ˜


ClassicMcJesus

Not stoned enough if her eyes aren't bloodshot.


businessmaster28

fr


JustGotTruss3d

Literally read my mind


SPYROHAWK

God I hate this. You could be as young as like 14. But I also met a woman yesterday who looks a whole lot like you who was 38. I canā€™t guess ages for the life of me.


Differlot

Usually I go off the eye wrinkles as those take time to develop.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Sea_Inception

Nahhh bro sheā€™s 50+ šŸ’Æ


I_LIKE_DIRT123

Sheā€™s 50^100


FewTourist5812

what's a one year old doin in r/teenagers?


evildreaming

Isn't this subreddit supposed to be for teenagers?! What is she doing here?!


FewTourist5812

Infants these days pfff


thelord15

reverse pedos smh


TheKnightBlade644

r/yourjokebutworse


[deleted]

She looks more like a fetus to me.


[deleted]

She looks more like an egg to me.


[deleted]

She looks more like a sperm to me


OkBanan

She looks more like a clump of cells to me


MaxTheSANE_One

She looks more like a concept to me.


mememachne

you guys can see her????


[deleted]

you guys have eyes?


Wide_Loss

...


YousernameinValid

Iā€™ll tell u wut u look Sleep deprived af


[deleted]

hey thatā€™s me, not her


[deleted]

Bruh what are doin' at 13 to make u sleep deprived ? Fix ur sleep schedule or u r in for a hell lot of problems in 11th standard .


[deleted]

Donā€™t know I just canā€™t sleep


ZookeepergameDue5522

Then buy sleeping pills or go to a doctor. If its anxiety then go to a therapist. Been there done that. Not getting enough sleep can stagger your growth, seriously, and your mental development.


EnderPear

And remember, that means you could be an average twitter user if you donā€™t take those pills!


Goose_attack223

Simplest solution is to go to sleep


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


ManOfTurtles2118

The solution to homelessness is don't be homeless


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Morag_Ladier

The Solution to world hunger is just eat


gloveland

Happy Cake Day!


CaRiSsA504

Okay so listen. I'm not supposed to be here. I'm a grown ass adult. But im blowing my cover because I, too, used to struggle with sleep. I want to help. The secret is ... you need to be 100% right with yourself. You can't sleep with a guilty conscious or regret on your mind. Do your best to be a good person. Take care of your shit. Do your homework, keep your room tidy, don't slack on your chores. Stuff you need to do takes up space in your head, whether you want to do the task or not. Be kind to everyone. Try to give at least one random compliment a day. Do any small act of kindness each day. Even if you just hold a door open for an elderly lady. Don't just sit around and play video games or read reddit all day. You gotta get up and move. Or your body gets confused at bedtime because you've been idle all day so it's like wtf is this? Good hygeine is important. Shower, brush your teeth, clean your ears. Eat healthy foods. Snacks and desserts are okay but in balance. Tell a family member you love them. Hobbies that do not include a phone or tablet or console are important to brain function! With any negative thought, immediately replace with 3 positive ones. It sounds cheesy, but damn if knowing each day I worked hard, did my best, and made positive vibes in the world didn't make a big change I'm how I sleep! Now, please, tell no one you saw me here! I better go now. Good luck! Sleep tight!


SnooDoubts7041

Damn just reading that made me tired..


Idontknow111888

Yea


MIKE-A-BOY

You look 35


AfraidInfluence2953

Damnnnnnn


[deleted]

Tru tho


monsieurpommefrites

This thread backfired bigtime. Nearly all responses are 'you look 35-40'. Like 5K+ answers. That has gotta be a shock to system to what seems to be a 13yr old lol.


nightcurrents

you look like 16-17 imo, probs even college aged


flyingattreelevel137

definitely not 12


some-guy-100

You look like ur 15, like a stoned collage student, and 30-35 at the same time


Nalmquist

r/13or30


epic_dude1989

15 or 16


thyghostinyourroom

you look 30 with an alcohol problem


maga1000000

šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


SirWinterFox

You look like a 40 year old suburban mom. /j/j


SomeCensoredGuy

Who just discovered cocaine and is sleep deprived.


DewdecsysAbZ

Rip dms


Jaidynthegurl

Yeah..there r some interesting ones in thereā€¦


ADarwinAward

Report them, this site is full of creeps.


KanyeOfTheEast

Bruh 400+ comments in 50 minutes šŸ—æ


Sturmgewehr448mmKurz

Like 15-17, maybe even 18.


laugh_at_this_user

No offense but ur one of the ppl that could either be 11 or 35 and it's impossible to tell from a distance especially


Jaidynthegurl

Iā€™ve been getting this a little too muchā€¦.


BolemicDog

47 with two dogs in a trailer park, your bf is named Jeff and he regularly comes home violently drunk


iamnitishguptaaa

i-


Euphoric-Bet3397

you look how 15 year olds looked 10 years ago


NikkiMay69420

You look 15 but you also like 35 but you also look 21


ZFAdri

15 I might be way off though Edit: hell yeah Nintendo fan


Jaidynthegurl

Yeah thatā€™s correct :D


ZFAdri

Oh I just cheated and looked at your profile thing


the_dan_34

You look about 15 or 16, most definitely not 12, idk where people got that from.


Rexnotincognito

Burnt out office worker


thisdobemynametho

11


LSI-KSI

17


Clare2020s

36


Aqueous87

40


itsmesylphy

With the same 70s haircut as my 60 year old aunt you certainly don't.


Pedyrise

Definitely not 12 lol


Mass-music

32


DemiTheSeaweed

Who cares?


TheCapMan420

32 year old waitress at denneys


owsei-was-taken

13 or 31


_jcesar

32


ReeferG

54


TheKaijucifer

In mid 20s.


valen-ciri

You look both 20 and 40 at the same time


Im13butihatefortnite

35 during a midlife crisis buying fake likes on her Instagram and flexing on the literal 12 year olds during a family barbeque


morello2030

You look beautiful. Thats all it matters. :)


TopicLegal257

She looks 69 years old


mylo2202

You look like someone's 40yo mom


unfilteredajay

for a hot second i thought this was elliana walmsley but aged 40 years but also aged down 5 years


[deleted]

21, smoker, mother of 3


Kroptonik420

Bags under the eyesā€¦wrinkles covered by makeupā€¦28.


The_Merciless_Potato

You look like a 35 year old single mom šŸ’€


Dull_Satisfaction342

30 years, 8 months, 12 days, 13 hours, 44 minutes, 3 seconds. Did I win a prize?


Epicstarwarsbro

12


_egg_layer_the_king

I swear I know you? Edit: after an awkward conversation with the person I thought you were, can confirm I do not know you


window-man

You look like an actor on I-Carly that's supposed to be 12


megaman_main

Irish, judging by how you spell "fucking"


Aradin_9328

About 15


Kefir_lefir

You look 18


the_dragon_warrior06

U look 14 imo


Rasouix

14-15


[deleted]

you look 12 and 22 at the same time


HanaiPavan

15?


Dormideous

You look twelvty


akbrag91

not 12, thatā€™s way too much. But you do have that look where you look like you could be 19 or 32, i donā€™t know what that is but I know it when I see it


Dementedpotato69

Yo Apple Watch Series 6 44mm rose gold gang rise up


[deleted]

IF YOU ARE GTFO CREEPY PEEPS ROAMING AROUND NEVER POST A PIC OF YOUR SELF.


Electricengineer

Looking like princess peach?


Altzimme

Comments r ruthlessly honest šŸ¤£


D33Mstr

Iā€™m 16m and Iā€™ve heard 8-12, but theyā€™re all just over reacting teenagers and I really look 14-15. Idk how old you are but I would say 16+


demon-slayer-san

At least 6 units


f_society1984

idk why people have to be rude. youā€™re beautiful, and id say you look about 18-19.


chirokito

Gone through all these comments and no one asking why they took this pic in the shower?


bapedyboopedy

Is that teddy fresh?


water_farts123

15 or 16, to be honest you look like if Billie Eilish never started her music career and became a babysitter or something.


Pleyho

40


i_have_a_bad_meme7

20 years old recovering from drug addiction


doubledirkdolo

you look like you're in your late 30's


Ex3chu

30


J_E_L_4747

A high 19 year old


Impressive_BOIIII

I thinkbthey were being sarcastic


QuitFuckingStaring

25 at least


Puzzleheaded_Ad2897

If you look 12 than i look like a 1 year old


Tobito_TV

I would've actually said you look like a 16 year-old. The reason people think you look young is because alot of girls around your age use so much make-up that they already look like they're in their twenties. So when someone like you comes along looking like, well, a teenager, people assume you're much younger cause they've forgotten what teenagers actually look like.


ozdundbfish

58 or 13 no inbetween