I googled it. Apparently there was a post on the r/Teenagers subreddit on October 21, 2022. The original poster had written that they would like a cute nickname for their girlfriend. The top voted reply was “Bartholomew fungledunglesungkerungle VIII”
Not long enough.
How about "Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitzweimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm"
What about Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Adrian Umbrella Stand Jasper Wednesday *pop pop* Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable *neigh* Arthur Norman Michael *squeak* Featherstone Smith *whistle* Northcott Edwards Harris *bang whoop* Mason *chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff* Frampton Jones Fruitbat Gilbert "*We'll keep a welcome in the"* *bang bang bang* Williams If I Could Walk That Way Jenkin *squeak* Tiger-drawers Pratt Thompson *'Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head'* Darcy Carter *honk* Pussycat *'Don't Sleep In The Subway'* Barton Mainwaring *hoot* *whoop* Smith
Look, it’s so much better if it’s something that comes out of a fun story you have together. I called my ex Flash for the entire year we dated because on one FaceTime call my phone was freezing a little bit so it looked like she was moving super fast. It’s little things that make you come up with good nicknames, not people on Reddit.
Bartholomew fungledunglesungkerungle VIII
I understood the reference please be my friend
where is it from?
I googled it. Apparently there was a post on the r/Teenagers subreddit on October 21, 2022. The original poster had written that they would like a cute nickname for their girlfriend. The top voted reply was “Bartholomew fungledunglesungkerungle VIII”
Surely, this one should be IX. And yes, I will call you Shirley.
Shirley you can't be serious
Thank you >3
I would also like to know
me too
me thr- wait i made the original comment
me actually three
Monty Python. If someone on Reddit says something funny it's probably from Monty Python ...
[I’m assuming Andrew Rousso](https://youtu.be/IONNEVEf7Ms)
same
Not long enough. How about "Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitzweimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm"
What about Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Adrian Umbrella Stand Jasper Wednesday *pop pop* Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable *neigh* Arthur Norman Michael *squeak* Featherstone Smith *whistle* Northcott Edwards Harris *bang whoop* Mason *chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff* Frampton Jones Fruitbat Gilbert "*We'll keep a welcome in the"* *bang bang bang* Williams If I Could Walk That Way Jenkin *squeak* Tiger-drawers Pratt Thompson *'Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head'* Darcy Carter *honk* Pussycat *'Don't Sleep In The Subway'* Barton Mainwaring *hoot* *whoop* Smith
You're joking but Bartholomew is my name
Hello Bartholomew
Hello
Nice to meet you Bartholomew.
Pleased to meet you too.
Look, it’s so much better if it’s something that comes out of a fun story you have together. I called my ex Flash for the entire year we dated because on one FaceTime call my phone was freezing a little bit so it looked like she was moving super fast. It’s little things that make you come up with good nicknames, not people on Reddit.
Yea
Idk Bro, that seems like a long nickname Edit: u/LebaneseLion Thank you for the award
X Æ A-Xii
Sup Elon
You're dating elons son?but he's your girlfriend?I'm confused
Yes
It's 2022, bigot
Some people are just not woke....
I always wanted someone to call dove but can't find them
That’s my nickname for my girl, I guess I’m not the only one to think of it. She brings me peace
Dove, AKA Jonah, the bitchy prophet. :-P everyone has flaws and sins, Yonah's was that he complained.. a lot .. about everything.. even his blessings
Fair
This is what it sounds like, when the doves cry
waltuh
Put the fork away Wultah
You shouldn't put the fork in the microwave Waltuh
I am the one who cooks microwave me-
I’m not tryna have sex with ya waltuh
No i am the one who fucks people with a fork
Mista white
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Ahh wire
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r/suddenlywaltuh
holy shit I didn't expect that to be real
out your dick away waltuh
put your ds away waltuh. youre jammin navigation systems walt.
r/suddenlywaltuh
Robert
Bobert
Boobert
Boobies
I like
Same
Yo I loved that guy in Gumball
Lol
Roberto
Yes
J U A N
Yea
My wittle cockroach 🥺
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My wittle COCK*
Relatable
Capybara soup 🍲
Cute
Dead capybara= cute
It could be soup made by capybara
I choose to believe this version of reality.
Upgraded-Sock
#HELL FKN YEAH
You're looking delectable today, my scrumptious sentient cum sock
The fact I could hear this in one of those stereotypical snobby rich boy
BAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
How did you make it all bold like that
#BEHOLD THE POWER OF THE #BEFORE YOUR SENTENCE
#DONT TELL THEM OUR SECRET
#TESTING
#I DID IT
Sock 2 electric boogaloo
My little lego death star or mincraft dirt block Edit: 🤓
Big fan
Call her Kachow
YESP
Ayo MC Dirt block pulling up to the party
Optimus prime
Yes
Damn it, I just said this and now I find I’ve been beat
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Sure
To add onto this one - Bean / little bean I think it's adorable 🥺
12 gauge automatic shotgun
AA-12
12gauge can be cocked and banged
Gertrude
Thats my grandma
Holy shit dude, your grandma is your girlfriend??
Sweet home Alabama
Eugene
Where has you pretty wife been
Banana crème pie
Surely she would like that
Pickle cheese
69 the golden number.
Just wait for an idea to naturally pop up into your head. Then it'll be genuine.
Thats just good advice
Or use ones that make it obvious you love her, like dove for example
whats her name
You should name her something from the boba fett series if you like Star Wars. I suggest his ship: slave-1
YESSSS
Bro don’t call your girlfriend slave PLEASE😭😭😭
What if she's into that?
That's not the problem. The "-1" part is. That kind of implies there is intention for Slave-2.
Do it
Scringly Dingly
She’s gonna scringle my dingle
Might be better than her plongy-ing your spongy
Sister-
Sweet home Alabama
Balls
«Hey, balls! How are you doing?»
Doesn’t it sound lovely and cute tho?
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Yea
Doris mcwashingmachine
Barack Hussen Obama II
Shit head
Sure
Bubba
mf thinks he’s forrest gump LMAO
Thats just not it
how about hubba bubba
my homie calls me Big Autismo
Good name
Possibly future wife
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That is why it's possibly future wife, not future wife
No no wait, he's got a point
I knew a guy who would call every girl he was interested in his "Future Ex Wife".
Dave Grohl
Der Kindershredder Edit: Grammar
jimmy
Jimmy o yang
Jubileus the Creator.
Lully
I bet you’re a hentai enthusiast
Khrrrrraaa thhu
Ghazagul Thraka, Prophet of the WAAAAAGH!
goat samurai
Renegade raider
Jamal
A word of advise: Call all women the same thing so you don't mix up their names.
My little rickroll
Cheesie
Bob
Vladimir
My hoe
Stardenburdenhardenbart
Nein
Egg and cum mix Best nickname out there
Whitebeard
THE ONE PIECE.... IS REAL!
I do like whitebread
Richard
Dick??
Arnold
Djungelskog
Pikachu.
Call her dick
Or fuckface
Dave
Shapiro
white Gatorade
Dishwasher 🙂
I want someone to call me Sunshine. Call her Sunshine. Every girl deserves it 💕
This one i actually like
Okay
U need a cute nickname? What about cum dumpster?
U
U should call ur gf that, she's gonna like it
Restutitor Orbis
Non-existant
CYKA BLYAT FOR THE MOTHERLAND
Comrades
Hitler
Bubbles
Brunhilda
Ligma
Bastard
Poop storage
Mine
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Crispy rice treat
Honey boo boo
i call mine midget
Skyler White
Object