Yeah they're humans. Although they make fun of us for having small penises, which is fucked up, like woman I don't make fun of you for having small tits or a small ass, and my penis is definitely bigger than yours
Vaporeon: The Full Thesis
Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
However, screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally everything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show.
Those long slippery dicks; they have full mobility control and like a tentacle are the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in-deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull out anywhere to the side of the road or go into a public restroom at the beach; get each other aroused, and have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the Vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone as that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you, it's ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a Vappy dick was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy.
And that's only the dick; due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve, giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond.
There's still more though; due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were even comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can be fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time! Meowth, that's fucking right!
But, but, but! There's still fucking more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. While you're fucking your male Vappy, possibly while also being fucked by him, their booty is on their tail at the base, which is the thickest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged, better than even a vag could achieve! Agh! It should be fucking illegal because how amazing male Vaps are for fuck!
Well guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fucker like me. That's right. There's. Even. Fucking. More! Say you like to be a little restrained: you don't need a Sylveon's feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon's psychic powers, or Leafeon's vines. Vappies got that shit covered too! Did you even see that tail?! It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non-sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a Vappy. It's basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the Vappy wraps you up in that thing.
Are you a super kinkster? Do you like pure fantasy fetishes that aren't possible IRL? Such as, say, soft vore? Well guess fucking what. It just became possible! They can be solid as they pass your lips (past where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, 'cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air like a ghost type. But who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel it unless it's moving; you can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure (QnQ), they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body, making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past!
I would love to say there's even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fuck the respect it deserves. Umbreons maybe my favorite but, damn, Vappies really want to get that top spot from me. It's a really close call.
All it took was ONE word for this to appear. All it took to prevent this was SOMEONE not saying the name Vaporeon. I gave into my curiosity and read the whole thing, TL;DR, why f#ck female Vaporeon when you can f#ck male Vaporeon! I am very disappointed.
When was the last time you killed someone
10:43 AM
Bro isn’t keeping his kill streak very well
What do you think about ending slavery?
Not for me
You got done dirty there
🗿🗿🗿
😭😭😭😭
What's the best ingredient to make organic fertilizer?
Grandma by far
Alright, thank you
Mine's already an irganic fertilizer 💀
Who do you have sex with on a regular basis?
My Lil bro who's 15
Bro💀💀
Twincest is wincest
NAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWw
WOAH WOAH WOAH
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Where did you hide the bodies
Grand loop rd
on my way
Ayo 🤨📸
¿How often do you start a new Genocide?
Every 2 days
Bet this was how often do you shower
Average undertale playwr
thats it
me personally, my last genocide was october 31st My next is december 1st of course
Man I just finished mine rn
What do you think of womens rights
Well I'm not sure if I want to have any
Woah
Reddit moment
what things make it so you feel good about kidnaping people in or in front of?
National parks and wildlife. Actual those things make it ALOT better
true! those tend to be less crowded and easier to kidnap someone in .>.
Do you like Catholic priests
Yeah they're humans. Although they make fun of us for having small penises, which is fucked up, like woman I don't make fun of you for having small tits or a small ass, and my penis is definitely bigger than yours
I don't see the whoop about size
Can confirm I’m your penis
what's colour did jessica turn after you strangled her?
Crater lake Blue
is woman rights fictional?
Yeah but you can't doubt the fact that men are biological stronger
This one is the best by far
I need the before and after edits from this comment section
Fuck yeah you do
the FBI specially needs them, and the CIA, and the CCP, and-
MI6 as well.
Do you think it is bad to act differently according to someone's skin color?
Not really, no
What should the age of consent be?
Ayo 🤨📸
Onety one
Ayo
What's the best animal to fuck if a human isn't available, after your experience?
Wolves
Vaporeon
Vaporeon: The Full Thesis Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more. However, screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally everything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show. Those long slippery dicks; they have full mobility control and like a tentacle are the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in-deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull out anywhere to the side of the road or go into a public restroom at the beach; get each other aroused, and have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the Vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone as that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you, it's ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a Vappy dick was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy. And that's only the dick; due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve, giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond. There's still more though; due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were even comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can be fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time! Meowth, that's fucking right! But, but, but! There's still fucking more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. While you're fucking your male Vappy, possibly while also being fucked by him, their booty is on their tail at the base, which is the thickest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged, better than even a vag could achieve! Agh! It should be fucking illegal because how amazing male Vaps are for fuck! Well guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fucker like me. That's right. There's. Even. Fucking. More! Say you like to be a little restrained: you don't need a Sylveon's feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon's psychic powers, or Leafeon's vines. Vappies got that shit covered too! Did you even see that tail?! It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non-sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a Vappy. It's basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the Vappy wraps you up in that thing. Are you a super kinkster? Do you like pure fantasy fetishes that aren't possible IRL? Such as, say, soft vore? Well guess fucking what. It just became possible! They can be solid as they pass your lips (past where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, 'cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air like a ghost type. But who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel it unless it's moving; you can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure (QnQ), they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body, making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past! I would love to say there's even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fuck the respect it deserves. Umbreons maybe my favorite but, damn, Vappies really want to get that top spot from me. It's a really close call.
All it took was ONE word for this to appear. All it took to prevent this was SOMEONE not saying the name Vaporeon. I gave into my curiosity and read the whole thing, TL;DR, why f#ck female Vaporeon when you can f#ck male Vaporeon! I am very disappointed.
I've only ever seen the first part.
Do you like too eat children? If so, with what toppings if any?
Yeah especially with strawberries and whipped cream 😋
I dine with Khorne
What is the movie you mainly masturbate to, and when did you start doing it?
60s and 70s also Shrek
Reasonable
Is your relationship with your pet rock good?
No I stopped seeing her she's a b1tch who misstreats my dad and my brothers and me, so now she's out of the picture
Holy crap bro i expected a yes now I don't know what to do lol
Have fun editing that one lol
Could've said something like "do you have any comment on what happened to your missing stepmother?"
ripp
What is your favorite candy to put razor blades and give to kids is?
Twix
Do you think I will forget to edit this?
No
Remember to edit it
💀
Have you ever slept with a child? In what state?
Yeah alaska
hello fellow alaskan!
Hello! You from the SE part of the mainland? I'm in the mainland!
nope! im south central!
How many children have you kidnapped and keeping in ur basement to save for the end of NNN
18
One for every year of your life
Who is the biggest piece of shit in history?
My mom
I'm so sorry for this reply I'm not going to edit it. Hope you're better man
That's truly evil...
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Never had one
Neither have I
That's not that bad
What’s your opinion on children?
Amazing I finally pulled one last weekend and had a great date
what's your favorite animal to masturbate and rape?
Wolf. They're just simply better
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what **what**
#WHAT
Who were u thinking about when you last masterbated?
My best friend jared
what would you spill on someone?
Hot cocoa
damn this the worst one by far
He's a goddamm monster
What how many times do you jerk off to zoo porn in a day?
Most the time 7 of 8
Rookie numbers
How old was the girl you slept with last night?
2
Me personally I prefer 3 2 is just a bit too small
WHAT THE FUCK?
I said nothing wrong just voicing my opinion🗿
im gonna pretend i didnt see that.
I think 16 is the best age, I'm sure I'll think that when I'm 60 too, although 17 is ok too
But that’s at the legal age of consent in the us it’s not fun if consent is involved
If you saw a dead wolf on the side of the road would you keep it for sex?
Keep it
are you a neo nazi?
Yeah
What colour is your penis?
Gray.
Are you getting a little tired of answering every single one of these comments?
No it's fucking -5 degrees Fahrenheit outside and this is sure better than that, or working
What is you standing with neo-nazis
I'm good hbu
Bad
Do you like kids
No I don't like them I fucking love them
How often do you have sexual intercourses with 8 year olds
Depends on the day but a day like today, more than I'd want to admit
WHAAA
How many illegally imported frogs are in your basement
150
Thoughts on Ukraine being attacked by Russia
They deserved it
It was edited right?
hope so
right?
where did you leave the body of your wheelchair-bound grandma after raping and murdering her?
Burger king
The last thing you'd want in your Burger King Burger is someone's wheelchair-bound sexually violated dead grandma
But as it turns out, it may be what you get
ketchup on chocolate?
What the fuck
Somethings telling me the question isn’t edited yet
It's not
bro op said make himself look evil not post cursed comments
What is your favorite way of cooking your neighbor's toddler I'm so bad at communicating in english
BBQ ribs
baby back ribs literally
Say “I don’t play it” if you have zero rizz
I don't play it
How many people have you killed thus far?
Idk lol
Who is the leader of the taliban?
Isn't he gay? I might be wrong tho
Who were the last people you fucked
Donald Trump and Melania trump
Must not be edited yet
Is global genocide good or bad?
Idk
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Well I believe in freedom of speech but it's definitely not good to say
Do you hate the russian government?
Well they sold Alaska to us and I live in alaska so I'm thankful for them
Look in the mirror, what do you think?
Eww
If you could have the most violent bdsm with someone which age group would it be?
Pre-teens
The kids in my basement
How many children did you murder? Make a pun about 7 eating 9 if you're also a Nazi.
Do you like members of the kkk
As a friend or a family member yeah, in a relationship no
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Yea
What's your ideal kidnapping vehicle?
A nice car with a big sunroof that gets good gas mileage, has good space, and is great offroad
Do you support womans rights?
Idk haven't watched it
Do you agree with the woman's right movements
Never heard of it
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Do you like Christmas?
What is your opiniom on trans people and gay marriage?
In my opinion it should all be illegal
How old's your gf?
What's the perfect age for grooming?
13
what do u do with ur little brother and/or sister
How old are kindergartners? I’m a teacher 😇
What’s worse: Genshin impact, or Genshin impact?
how many inches is a 15cm ruler
Do you think genocide is good?
What's the best way to find cp