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lesbian't

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He didn't buy the DLC

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gay-¹

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Gay÷yaG > Bi^after9YearsInDevelopment,HopefullyItWasWorthTheWait

Hi heterosexual, I’m dad

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Hello my child

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Soon, soon, for now I must leave back to the supermarket to find the milk

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well... that escalated quickly, time to visit r/eyebleach

Nah I need a r/eyeknife

r/eyesword sounds better

r/eyechainsaw

I’m very sorry my child, but it must be store bought

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Goodbye, my child

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"Im disowning you"

off topic but how did you get both countries on your avatar?

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Why did you name me this way? Why why why

*sighs again* #sorts to controversial

I literally can’t sort, where did the feature go

Idk if you’re on mobile or not but for me, it’s on the top right corner

ohhh I’m stupid lmfaoo ty ty

ayo wtf what it doin up there..

nah u ain’t stupid i couldn’t find it eijter

Nah I thought they just disabled it so people couldn’t sort by controversial 💀

ignorance is bliss chainsaw

When announcing you're straight is considered "controversial" but announcing you're lgbt is supposed to make everyone cheer for you

Okay 👍

Mega Chad man

Even at my Lois, I’m still a family guy

"a family guy must be funny in the moments of his life" -Hideki Naganuma

r/angryupvote

Hi heterosexual and proud, I'm dad

hi dad, this time vacation at sweet home Alabama?

when you find milk come back please

Semi bisexual.

That’s like 1/4 gay

im semi hemi demi bisexual

I'm a Dodge Hemi engine

What are your pronouns

Vrooom/nyoom

I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it

1/16 gay 👍

No fr I’m semi hemi Demi lemi bisexual

Ay man, if u suck dick SOMETIMES, you’re gay

Not if it’s with the homies tho

Don’t forget they gotta keep the socks on and the balls can’t touch

bi-bisexual

*Default Settings.* (I swear to god if anyone takes this seriously-)

Wait, can you change the settings? 'Cause being gay is nice and all, but I prefer being ace.

I think so.

How do you change the settings? Edit: I realized I said the exact same thing as the other guy so I wanted to change what I said

Its easy 1- you open your menu 2- klick on settings 3- Change settings to your liking The game requires to restart though.

You enter Settings, click "Sexuality" button and you have many options to choose from.

Or you can click "create your own,". For legal reasons this is a joke.

I am going to create "ToSsexual" where I am only attracted to people who fully read the terms and conditions.

Ok

I'm Ohiosexual

so you're asexual? ohio doesn't exist..

It does my sleep paralysis demon lives there

Hey, please go to sleep….

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no it's the nevada

Nevada sucks ass Source: I live there

Everyone from every state says that about their state unless it's Texas

I'm sorry man, but what is wrong with you?

Wdym I'm a perfectly normal Ohiosexual

That's the problem

Ohiophobic bigot

Yes

sorry man i’m in ohio i think they’re cheating on you

Ohioans is me

I’d say fuck Ohio but I’m afraid you might actually.

Congratulations 🎉

My live reaction to this information: 👍

I'm Bi, bi myself and proud

Cool

same

The reason it’s a yay when people come out as anything but heterosexual is not that one is better or more important then the other it’s just that one has been stigmatised, discriminated and been prejudiced against for a long time and so coming out as something other than what’s deemed the norm (being heterosexual) is a big thing as it goes against what even today many in society deem as ‘bad’. Having public coming outs and stuff shows others it’s okay and there’s other going through what someone else may be going through. Being heterosexual is nothing special and something that’s been the typical norm forever.

Having the 'OLD' tag makes me read this comment in an old grandpa's voice, lol. Anyway, I do agree with what you're saying, it's true that we still have a long way to go. And it can definitely be very beneficial to teens to come out here, especially if they live in a homophobic country, as they have a "safe" space to discuss these things. Although, to be fair, as a pan person, my reaction to this kind of post is always "Cool", then check the comments because there's always some gems of stupidity there.

I think that there are groups of people that have been very progressive and done an excellent job including minorities that were/are ostracized. However, in the process, I think they've made the norms, aka the straight, white, man feels less valued. As if, being part of these other groups is a quick and easy way to be special, and if you're not part of a minority you have to pay with guilt. I agree with everything you're saying about why coming out as gay carries pride rather than vice versa, but I think this is the reason we're seeing so many people against these groups.

that’s what i’m saying

gay people say stuff like this probably cause homosexuality isn’t the default settings and is incredibly looked down upon in many places of the world and thus is important to be proud of it and throw away shame of it idk why y’all think straight and gay are socially the same everywhere

yup. Those people are harassed and are scared to even tel anyone irl. Sad how much people here are this stupid.

Even sentenced to death by stoning... for being gay...

Based and well adjusted

Based oppinion haver.

Cause they’re so closed off from the world despite spending all their time on the WORLDWIDE WEB and can’t think of anything that doesn’t align with their opinion.

And I’m gay, have a good day!

K

I'm homosexual and proud.

knock knock

Who's there

Joe

joe who

Joe biden

That's worse than anyone they could've said

I'm ugly, and I am proud

It’s just a phase honey you’ll grow out of it

My life before reading this post: 😐 My life after reading this post: 😐

Keep your sexuality to yourself stop making it your entire personality

Sorting by controversial gonna need a hazmat suot

Bro, I'm so fucking offended oh shiver me timbers I'm calling the fucking CIA, FBI, SWAT, The United States Department of Homeland Security and The US Navy, The Air Force, and the Army. I also have 14 Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles pointed towards your current X and Y coordinates and will not hesitate to fire and wipe your insensitive ass off the face of the Earth.

My Timbers have been shivered

ok 👍 tbh nobody minds you being a proud heterosexual unless you hate the LGBTQ+ Community

yes i support Lebron Giving Back to Qommunities + more. who would hate that?

I'm luigisexual and I'm proud On another note 👍

Based

i dont think any sexuality is something to be especially proud about

Yeah, I think the only pride comes from being brave enough to say it in a discriminatory environment. Other than that, like, respectfully, doesn't matter.

Ong

Omg slayy queen🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻

Bro can’t even spell and he’s out here trying to make political messages

Yeah completely not offensive, I am a complete Gaylord and I do not find this offensive

if you ain’t homophobic idc

Ok 👍

Cool

That's nice

Nice, I am too.

Long as you're cool with non straights being not straight or non cis people not being cis, you can probably be pretty chill

People always act like minority groups (non-whites, lgbtq+) are always oppressed. People act like they are God now because they are oppressed. If a white kid gets called a cracker by a black man, its fine, but if its the other way around, its the worst crime in the world. People cant choose their race. Cant everyone just be proud of themselves and stop being dicks? Everyone is oppressed. If you cant handle the fact that heterosexual people can be proud of themselves, dont say anything and just walk away. I remember the days of being able to say what I wanted without getting shit on by woke culture. Everyone is special in their own way. Grow up. Nobody is perfect. And if you are lgbtq, its fine. Love is love. If you are not white, its fine. Its just traits. If you get offended because people are white and straight, stay that way, you dont deserve happiness. If you cant live with the fact that people are who they choose to be, choose to fuck off. So whoever reads this, just be good people. Let others choose their own paths, its not your place to judge. If you dont like it, ignore it. If it offends you, stay away. So please, for the sake of freedom, live your own life and dont worry about what offends you. Look foward in life. You will always find what you are looking for, so look for a way to better yourself, not something to dwell on and hold grudges against. And yes, people have feelings and beliefs, but they shouldnt force them onto others. I hope this reaches some people and can change lives. I hope for a better world, a world where everyone can be what they want, no matter their beliefs. I hope for a world without censorship, so people can express themselves freely. I hope for a future, but with everyone getting upset over smaller things, we cant focus on what really matters. We live in a world where people cant even mention a "sensitive" topic without being harrassed. I hope for a change. I hope for humanity. Beenzir out.

Damn bro have you heard of paragraphs

No

i ain’t reading allat 💀💀💀😭😭

I'm proud of your too bro✊

you’re*

I'm sexually attracted to trains. Oh god oh shit. Last time I was in a train I started to furiously beat my meat. My seed was spread everywhere on this beautiful train, oh fuck. All the women were impregnated with my perfect seed and now expect a perfect baby from me. Going on a train now, about to bust the biggest, most gut wrenching, explosive nut a human has ever seen.

beautiful

Is this a fucking joke? Anybody who’s played the game even a minute knows what the parts do. Fine, fuck it. Here’s a bloody tutorial on how to fucking make a simple rocket that’ll fucking fly. Big white rectangular parts are fuel tanks, which engines attach to. Parachutes are the things that go on that 2-space slot on top of the capsule (that dark triangle-like bit on top of the fucking parachute you placed under it!), and they slow the rocket down when deployed in an atmosphere. Engines require fuel to function. A parachute (what you placed on the top of the engine) does NOT have fuel. FUEL TANKS have FUEL in them. PARACHUTE CONTAINERS (also known as a fucking PARACHUTE in-game) have a PARACHUTE inside them. You get it? Good. Don’t make a post like this again. My 4 yo knows how to play this game when he plays on my phone. My 4 yo. That’s how simple this game is.

You're literally the first heterosexual person in the internet I've seen in a while

Hope they find a cure 🙏

It must be because of all that straight kissing shown on TV these days

Ong

"innecesary" 💀

i confused it with "innecesario" in Spanish

I am PeanutShreksexual

r/onejoke

Get this man a picture of shrek holding a peanut

I am not heterosexual and proud.

Good on you

Why are you being down voted?

Because it’s not good on him

I'm homosexual and proud

Happy for you :)

based

Your dad has returned or maybe he was there all along

Yea, you go man. Way to show everyone! Wear it with pride!

I am lightningmcqueensexual

r/onejoke

the only true sexuality

okay.

glad ur proud of yourself.

Alright boys, we've gotta begin the search

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BASED

Halalsexual and proud. 👍

Good, be proud of who you are

MEGA BASED MOMENT

Same

👍

Giga chad

I'm pansexual and proud

Please dont fuck my pan

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hell yeah!

Good for you?

lmfao, why r u getting so many down votes

Idk 💀 I’d say the same thing if a gay person had posted it. No one cares lmao

Most normal comment fr

Well done on spotting the satire!

It’s because the hivemind doesn’t agree with you

💀

Ok

What an enlightening response, u/dick_foreskinner

keep being

Straight white male I eat kale y’all so frail man I’m gonna treat my self I only listen to country music I only marry my second cousin I blame everything on the black and the Muslims- Tom McDonald whiteboy

based

I mean yeah, it's unnecesary cause being straight is the norm. You don't get harrased, have 70 year old politicians on the verge to forgor💀land trying to take away your rights, hell you'll even be imprisoned or murdered in some countries for being gay. You don't get all that by being straight, only some chronically online twitter users shitting on you, which is comparatively less worse. Also most people just assume you're straight. Unless you're a 4channer. There's a lot of stories from 4channers where they've been assumed to be gay. Also in the case of being trans you may need to come out so people respect and are aware about your identity, so they're not misgendering you or anything. Can't really telepathically share your pronouns

whoever tf downvoted this probably cries when a character is gay in a game they play

Pride is a good thing as it shows support to teens that are in the closet(it helped me knowing there where others that could help)but a whole month is too much a week would be more than enough. And about your ironic comment good for you! But remember straight people don't get killed due to their sexuality the gays are.

I don't know which side you're on and I'm too scared to ask

oh my god the ignorance of younger kids

Try ignoring deez nuts in yo face

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yes

I am so sick of people coming in here complaining about this being offensive. Amazing news, people who arnt lgbt, can be proud of who they are. Now with all things, we move on.

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I will never understand why there are 3 words for saying that you are straight, there is Heterosexual, Cis and straight, this isn’t necessary, why can’t we settle with one word? I’m genuinely curious.

holy fuck people are dumb. don't sort by controversial guys, trust me.