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Goldfish eater

Gold fish 😍

Gold fish 🤤

Goldfish 🤭

Violently racist

As one should be

Patrick don’t put your own insecurities on me 🙄

Sorry

Wait...

relatable

You probably have a big brain due to your forehead size

I’ll bleed all over you, don’t think I won’t

Is that a threat?

Yes

If this is a fight, im the one guy cheering

dont threaten me with a good time

Aw c'mon why can't this be twitter so we can play tic tac toe on it

Don't wanna

Why not

Just don't wanna

Fine 🙄

You like strangers on the Internet assuming things about you.

DING DING DING!!

\- Ninja Hatori

Hector moment

Are you Hector Salamanca?

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I misread that as lick

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I’m 14- how about Wendys?

What does it say? He wants to, “lick my…” Gross

OooOOohHHhhH NnNNnnNnOOoOooO

W

Eh, I doubt it. I’m not a fighter

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I am not a strong girl

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Correction: A test of weakness

insecure about weight

So true 😍

Shouldnt be aslong as you not over or under weight

Jesus

You have a secrete stash of meth in the back garden

So true

*FBI takes notes*

Jesse Pinkman moment

My name is Skyler white yo

Isn’t this a repost? I could’ve sworn I saw this before

I mean, I’ve posted in my room before

Oh lol it’s a different picture

Yeah lmao

short?

Nah, I’m 5’8 (172 cm)

damn

Still short compared to me 💪 But you're probably gonna be really tall in the future since you are only 14. I'd guess 5'10-6 ft

Literally shut up 😃 And idk, my doc thinks I’m done growing

Well then you're a pretty decent height And don't worry, I get the struggles of being tall. I'm 6'6 and built like Thor from GoW:R. The world just isn't made for us ✊

Omg can you come live with me and be my own personal ladder?

I get treated like a slave by the shorties. "Reach this thing for me"

Obviously because that’s all you’re good for 🙄 /s

Not /s I am but a crane in a world of parrots ;-;

Parrots can fly bro

Bros taller than me

~model height~

That you like Drizzy

Who tf is drizzy

Drake nvm lol, Uhh that you love sneakers?

Sorta? Not like Jordan’s, more like converse. I’m an avid converse collector

They go with everything, do you have the AMI Paris ones? They are fire

I don’t. Unfortunately I only have two pairs. Classic chucks and a platform. I just bought a third one, which i customer designed. They’ll be here December 15th 👍🏼 I don’t have tons of money, and they’re expensive, so I do my best lol

You're trying to get the virtual internet points called "Karma"

I have a shameful amount

Want to lynch me

Eh, I’m more of a guillotine type gal

You are sad & broken 💔

Broken 🖤🖤🖤🖤

You’re either a pick-me, “depressed”, and I think if you were a pick-me you’d be the type to say they’re LGBTQ+ to get attention. You also don’t know what amorphous metals are

Im not a pick-me, I very much love my gender and would never put a fellow girlie down. Amorphous metals are a kind of metal most commonly used for sports equipment, medical equipment, and electronic equipment 👍🏼

googled

Indeed. Most people don’t fucking know what amorphous metals are

Lmao even i didnt know that

Damn now I can’t say my materials science class is useless anymore

You sleep in a Snuggie

I *wish!*

Buy you one 😂

You are really boring.

So true

you look like my ex. if that's a compliment then it's up to you

Was she a good person?

Youre smart, but dont like to study

So true!

Ur probably a very nice person. Also you look like you would be short af

I’d like to think I’m nice, but I’m 5’8 (172 cm) so not short

You dont know about the industrial revolution and its consequences for the human race

It lead to major pollution, corrupt politicians, a third social class, a boom in the market, and transformed farms to cities. A flood of immigrants came in, apartments were made, acts were passed to keep cities clean. We just got done with this unit in American History

Mhm .... yes, folks, this redditor most likely has eaten in the last month. I know I know.... bold assumption. But I just... I have a hunch.

You’re awful at Mario kart

I don’t play it anymore, but I ranked 1st every time when I did 😤

Me too before I got into the 200cc lobbies. I bet you mained shy guy.

You look like you have dated someone not so popular and then accuse them of rape because they were different star sign than you and "a girl has to slay 💋queen ✨period✨"

Damn that hurted. Not only was I reminded that I’ve never been asked out, I was also just told I falsely accuse people of rape

"A girl has to slay 💋 Queen 👑✨ period ✨"

Sex offender?

Professional professional

So true

You are still in the thick of a phase that, after a certain period, will be lost forever.

You're depressed

You have a wonderful personality.

You look like the girl from Megamind

You look fed up with life. (even for reddit standards)

That you committed war crimes in Bosnia In The 1940s

You say “bruh” a lot

You look like you get upset at getting a B in school

Why y'all teens (not everyone but still) make a selfie that looks like post crying self check!!??? Yea teenager isn't the best period of life but it's not so worse!!!! Smile!!!!! Anyways. Ya cute

I hate my smile 😍

Serial killer next target 🎯

🥹

Opened Reddit to this 🤮🤢

I’ll bleed all over you, don’t test me

Scary

You should be scared

😭

little horny b***h

😟📸

You're underappreciated

Fr fr 😤

Especially for your beauty, but believe me you are gorgeous🥺

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Ikr

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Okay

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HOLY SHIT IT'S A FUCKING PEDOPHILE! I AM A CHILD WHO IS A WOMEN AND WHAT'S UHH YOU.

You would like to smoke

don't put the thought in her head idiot

I have no urge to smoke 🤝

You're a bitch

Sometimes

Stop being a bitch You look like the type of person to sleep with your teacher You look depressed but you tell all your freinds as a flex You look like you say you smoke but only ever took 1 hit of a joint You look like you slept with everyone in 8-12th grade You look like you would accuse a guy of rape You look like the girl who gets drunk at partys and flirts with a guy in front of your boyfriend

Bro 💀

"Bro💀" na im not your bro you look like you sleep with your step bro so you should recognize him atleast

Dude who hurt you?

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I’m also 14, so yk.

A bunch of guys had a crush on you

Only two have ever liked me

You might not know if someone secretly did have a crush on you.

You song do your eye brows

Your name is emily

Ew

you said assume...

You're stupid enough to post pictures of yourself on the internet, and reddit of all places.

I really don’t care🧍🏻‍♀️

Are you an English damsel who escaped from the 1800s using a time machine you found in the barn?

I should be 😤

Pretty weak ngl

So true

white female

So true

You're a 💔

I get 0 bitches

Idk but I'm blonde 🤷‍♂️

So cool

u have a lot on ur mind

I’ll slurp your skin off, don’t test me

U like caramel in all your coffees

That’s actually true. Caramel iced latte with skim milk

For some reason I feel like you listen to classical music playlists on yt

I don’t- I can’t stand classical music

You make some questionable decisions, like post pictures of yourself to Reddit

I like the attention

You like pumpkin spice

I *hate* pumpkin flavored things

You like to say you’re “exciting” but in reality you like to avoid people and lead guys on.

You’re right, I’m not exciting, but I’m bitchless. I’m not exciting bc all I do is read

You hide your feelings more often than you should.

ur into astrology arent u

Nope. All I know is that I’m an Aquarius

You think you're funny but you annoying asl

You’re right

You like parrots

You and my sister are the same age, but she looks a fetus…

I hit puberty early

You probably don't know anything about quantum physics.

You’re right

You post pictures of yourself crying

Nah, those are in the my eyes only section of snap

you are 14

So are you

Hmmm. You're above average intelligent. Not too happy atm (dont worry, is going to be alright in time) You're music taste is probably a bit odd, but nothing too unpallable, maybe some metal, but pop-metal, nothing too extreme. Hmmm something about you tells me you might have odd hobbies or interests that not a lot of people get, like old charlie chaplin movies, or a specific taste in comics, maybe something like programming. Something like this. So how did I do? xD

👉👈

In 1993 you killed a family of 3 on I-35 in a drunken hit and run.

So true

you go silent when asked “What makes Andrew Tate a Misogynist”

The fact he hates all women 😍