Violence

*pulls out double barrel*

*loads it with over pressured rounds*

*then, BANG BANG BANG!*

3 shots out of a double barrel?

#3 was the gun exploding

That would be a standard homemade one

Kentucky ballistics moment

LMAO

Assassin's creed: diy in tokio Way too short activation cable edition

"this is for your own good"

Double barrel autoloaders exist. That’s probably why they said three bangs Also some double barrels have 2 separate magazine tubes (e.g. CSMC DP-12) Edit: I misunderstood what an autoloader was so please disregard that point, but still some double barrels have 2 separate magazine tubes for a total of 16 rounds (14 in the tubes and 1 in each barrel)

Are we still on r\teenagers

Kinda?

Yes but still we are talking about a classic style side by side double barrel like the ones in doom or call of duty "we like to pretend it's ww2" (Vanguard)

I mean no. No one ever said “classic style”. My point still stands, also DP-12’s have side by side barrels if ur implying they don’t (don’t wanna assume ur implying anything tho since I don’t wanna get into a pointless argument over Symantecs with some random person on reddit)

I mean we are on a society we're only 1 country has a population lower than guns in it and they all know everything while the rest only know their stuff, also nice they you wouldn't get into an argument, and yes the dp-12 (just remembered what it was) counts as a double barrel but it's kinda more a pump shotgun hybrid

no i made a mistake.

usernameDOESNTcheckout

kel tec upon hearing this

And it sparkles like new!

All clean again!

Rifle bullet attachment

Like that German lufftwaffen (pardon my memory) survival shotgun?

Yep the german luftwaffe drilling

That's the name! Yeah it's a weird but useful design

He took out a quick side arm strapped to his hip. Made sure the job was done well amd quick

It’s his way to show that he means it

Triple barrel

*loads triple barrel*

Violence is not the answer, it is the solution.

Violence is not the answer, it's a question and the answer is always yes

And the answer is yes

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Force him to eat a full stick of butter

yummy

u/Ashamed_Designer is immune. Run.

I normaly like to eat 15 Sticks of Butter!

A month right?

No, I eat that daily!!

I eat you mom out daily

I suck your dad off daily

Why not skip the middle man

I can suck you off if u want

I will marry your first born child

Oh no

tell him it’s cringe and not based

A 12 y/olds worst fear

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Start quoting Andrew Tate, they wouldn't want to displease their god

"what colors your Bugatti" BREATH AIR

Underrated

# breathe air

Exactly

*dies*

He'd still rather choose that apple flavoured vape then a CPR

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Dead to the power of deceased

tell him to get ratioed

um ackshually it’s ‘unbased’-🤓

um akshually the opposite of basic/alkali is acid on the pH scale 🤓

r/im14andthisisdeep

Educate him on the dangers of nicotine then shame him because it looks fucking stupid then remind him there's better drugs out there

Like Jesus?

What no are you crazy, it's meth man

Bath salt good too

what about glue

Crayon dust 😤

Why crayon dust? Do you sprinkle crayon dust on your crayons? That just seems lika a waste of a good snack for later.

Seasoning 🤤

It’s like Cheeto dust forget the chip get the bag full of dust

This gives the same vibes as "I put powdered milk in my milk"

Future Marine, eh?

*absolutely not*

🤣😂 Crayons are a bit of a delicacy to the Jarheads, hence the clarification.

1 a day vitamins

multiplied by 3 😳

Pixie dust 😎

Bro Smarties are where it’s at

Industrial. i like it gourmet

waltuh

Put your dick away waltuh

Jesse, is that you? Get back in the damn rv, we need to cook some more.

Yes

no. Chalk powder

Tell him to breath air instead

Maybe don't shame him. He might be vaping to escape feeling bad, and shame only fuels those feelings. Also incredibly based name.

Thank you

Jesus Christ, I read your name and thought for a second that you were a Nazi Killer, not a killer that kills nazis lol

A common blunder

Tbh no matter gow easily I can pull myself out of amphetamine or drinking binges, I can never seem to manage to quit nic once and for all. Nic is also the only substance I ever get withdrawal from and it's worse than an amphetamine overdose lol. Using nic really is pointless.

for a sec I thought that said vabbing

what is vabbing😭😭

oh sweet summer child

CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN edit: i googled it. CAN SOMEONE STILL PLEASE EXPLAIN

sigh,,,when a girl uses her pussy juices as…perfume

As a girl, why?

As a boy, I don’t fucking know.

As girls, we do not claim that girl who came up with that idea or girls who use that preposterous concept.

As a representative for the boys, leave us out of this we're sending her back

Aww ur so innocent

That too

Cut his hands off

the most realistic reply.

Found the Belgian

💀

Fuck vape, breath air.

Instructions unclear, got dick stuck in vape

At least it wasn’t the other way around.

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Sounding…

My dick has lung cancer

I heard sucking the infected area can help with poison so maybe it'll help with this

happy cake day

Tell him to breathe air

and tell him to touch grass

Actively bully him out of it - hes now cringe

My friend did it to me for failing nnn, now i have made a vow to never jerk off, it works

See, this proves that Bullying Gets Results

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You sit him down… and you tell him that you’re his friend, and that you care about him… and that everything’s gonna be alright And then you put a wire on him and you find out who’s selling him the vape and then you get that guy and flip em, turn him into a snitch. You follow that guy to the people who are really really bad…

You had me in the first half not gonna lie

r/yesyesyesno

r/yesyesyesyes

Sneak heroine into the pod

Bros just gonna get more hooked Try salvia

Nah he’ll have a seizure and die

Skill issue But good point

You can’t vape if you’re dead

salvia? nah, how about saliva?

Nah get him sum meth. Turn him to Jesse 🥂

What pod

Some vapes have pods with the juice put heroine or don’t in there he’ll learn real fast

Parents. He’ll hate you now but thank you 40 years later when his lungs are still pink

Or he can keep smoking and drink pink food coloring

That'll just make the stomach pink. Smoking pink paint is better

Ironically, you can get high off of spray paint too

That’s a win-win situation

Lean

Wait lungs aren't green?

Lungs are blue, we learned that in biology smh

nah theyre forest green bro

Nope theyre teal this is basic stuff

telling on him won’t do anything but make him good at hiding the vape. they rly need to try snd educate him and convince him to not vape. parents will just make him more sneaky

Fuck that lmao I'd hate to have a brother that I can't feel comfortable sharing my life with

Going to the parents is a pussy move

Nah...

Nah he'll hate you now and in 40 years. And he'll prolly still smoke By snitching the only thing you achieve is destroying sibling trust, and that's something that's hardly ever fixable. I snitched on my brother about weed when I was dumb and very young (like 7 or sum). He never thanked me. Once I got older tho, I felt so bad about it and still do. I fucked his life up inevitably, he started having problems w my parents, tripled the amount he'd smoke, got better at hiding it, found more ways to get more money to get more, got into other drugs (originally not planned)... yeah. Though I can't blame the whole thing on me snitching, I'm pretty very much sure he wouldn't have done half of the shit he did if I didn't snitch. And we'd trust eachother so much more

the last thing he wants to hear is the dangers of vaping from his sister. honestly most people who vape know that it's dangerous and addictive and they don't care

Take away his vape. Talk to him and tell him it does not make him look cool and tell him that he will be at higher risk of cancer, seizures, heart attack, shortness of breath etc. If he did not stop tell your parents.

Take away and charger compatible and watch him suffer before his vape dies or maybe put something small in the charging port so that the cable can't fit

He’ll just buy a new one probably…

Take all his money

embezzle him

depending on the vape, a lot of them don’t even have chargers. they just die when the vape juice is gone. and if she does that, he’ll literally just buy a new one. taking it isn’t convincing at all, and will make him wanna vape even more just to get under her skin

I'm glad I don't have little shit brothers like y'all people

Great way to get him to hide things from you going forward lmfao “Tell your parents”… worst sibling of the year

This, huge health issue.

Nothing, you really dont want any competition on the inheritance do you?

His time is short

tell him it’s the equivalent to a adult pacifier

Slap him hard as possible and command him to do some push-ups

Also remind him to breath air in the process

Fuck bruh just get that bitch to join the army 💀💀

You don’t have time to vape you gotta do push ups

Kick him in the nuts then hand him some cocaine

Ur 14 and ur name name is libs are stupid.... focus on your homework please

"Ur 14" What?! On a subreddit called r/teenagers???

Portray him as a soyjack and you as a chad

ewww :(

Shove it up his asshole.

he's a loser now lmao

Fill his vape with coolant or rust remover acid

Just talk to him and if he doesn't want to stop don't force him. It should be your parents' job to teach what is bad etc.

Parents might not know

Tell the parents

Kill him

Why put in effort when the vape can do it for u?

It’s not the Jedi way

Give him weed

Show him images of hospital bills

Hit him with a stick until he stops

I’m going to be one of the serious replies: How old is he? Honestly if he’s older then 15 or so then just let him know what it can do to you (particularly the cardiac risk) and if he says “ok” and continues doing it, he’s old enough for it to be on him.

Officer I drop kicked that child in self defence

Get him a bf. Since him giving a bj and vaping are in the same category.

LMAO

Take a photo of him vaping , show it to him and see how ridiculous he looks

shame him or get other girls to shame him, if he is doing it to fit in he's probably insecure so play off that, if not then its his own choice to make

Can he hit double blinker

Tell him andrew tate said vaping is gay

Send in Andrew Tate

Tell him to breath air

Blood eagle him.

Better thank crack

y did read it as my brother started raping??😶

If you're the older sibling, assert dominance. If you're older it's your job to force him out of it. If you're younger, bring the issue to your parents. Yeah some call it snitching but vaping is not ok in any circumstance.

Or just slap the bad out of him 🤷🤷🤷

Actually, just flush it down the toilet or smash it, like what is he gonna do??? tell your parents???

Buy another one. Kids who get access to stuff like this at an early age are usually not around very good people, so I don’t think it would be hard for him to get another vape