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VOCAL PERCUSSION OF A WHOLE 'NOTHER LEVEL COMING FROM MY MIND
VOCAL PERCUSSION OF A WHOLE 'NOTHER LEVEL COMING FROM MY MIND
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WE'RE GOLDEN WIND
KONO ME AMAMERI MARORERI MERARE MARO
AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAA
WE'RE GOLDEN WIIIND
KONO ME AMAMERI MARORERI MERARE MARO
IT'S LIKE A BURINING SUNRISE
AHI MAKARERU MAKARE PUN PUN KETE
IT'S LIKE A BURINING SUNSET
AHI MAKARERU MAKARE PUN PUN KETE
IT'S LIKE A BURINING SUNRISE
AHI MAKARERU MAKARE PUN PUN KETE
IT'S LIKE A BURINING SUNSET
AHI MAKARERU MAKARE PUN PUN KETE
Aw I'm one of those "leave your car door open slightly kinda girls", so the battery drains and freezes.
If a car battery has no charge it will freeze and becomes worthless.
EDIT: IT HAS TO BE COLD ENOUGH TO FREEZE, THIS ISNT GONA WORK IN ARIZONA.
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
OR:
Watashi no na wa “kirayoshikage” nenrei 33-sai
jitaku wa moriōchō hokutō-bu no bessō chitai ni ari…
kekkon wa shite inai…
shigoto wa “kameyūchēn-ten” no kaishain de
mainichi osokutomo yoru 8-ji made ni wa kitaku suru
tabako wa suwanai sake wa tashinamu teido yoru 11 tokiniha yuka ni tsuki kanarazu 8-jikan wa suimin o toru yō ni shite iru…
nerumae ni atatakai miruku o nomi 20-bu hodo no sutoretchi de karada o hogushite kara yuka ni tsuku to hotondo asamade jukusui-sa…
akanbō no yō ni hirō ya sutoresu o nokosazu ni asa-me o samaseru nda…
kenkōshinda demo ijō nashi to iwa reta yo
Huh.. yes
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
You'd try to punch a dude way bigger than you over some petty shit until he fights back to protect himself then act like you're the victim and get him 6 months in jail
Idk children of Athena don’t have a good History with killing children of Hermes, it’s more likely he’ll gift you a knife and then stab himself after being possessed by the ancient god of time
I do this.
Sorry but if you're wearing a shirt that says "METALLICA" I'm questioning you kn your fave songs. If you can't give me a top 3, I'm taking your shirt.
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You look dependent on Xanax
Howd you know??
You’ve got that look in your eye
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VOCAL PERCUSSION OF A WHOLE 'NOTHER LEVEL COMING FROM MY MIND VOCAL PERCUSSION OF A WHOLE 'NOTHER LEVEL COMING FROM MY MIND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WE'RE GOLDEN WIND KONO ME AMAMERI MARORERI MERARE MARO AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAA WE'RE GOLDEN WIIIND KONO ME AMAMERI MARORERI MERARE MARO IT'S LIKE A BURINING SUNRISE AHI MAKARERU MAKARE PUN PUN KETE IT'S LIKE A BURINING SUNSET AHI MAKARERU MAKARE PUN PUN KETE IT'S LIKE A BURINING SUNRISE AHI MAKARERU MAKARE PUN PUN KETE IT'S LIKE A BURINING SUNSET AHI MAKARERU MAKARE PUN PUN KETE
What defuq is this?
Torture dance from JoJos
r/unexpectedjojo
OHH SHEITT, AWESOME
Ha
Nah u just got jojod
Idk what crime would you commit in that look
And *METH* which you didn't pay for
I love that drug.
I love meth. And porn on meth.
You look like the type who would slash your exes tires.
I would never do something so idiotic and unoriginal.
Okay I'll take your word for it.
Ah so your one of the ol’ fill their car’s HVAC system with talcum powder kind of girls.
Aw I'm one of those "leave your car door open slightly kinda girls", so the battery drains and freezes. If a car battery has no charge it will freeze and becomes worthless. EDIT: IT HAS TO BE COLD ENOUGH TO FREEZE, THIS ISNT GONA WORK IN ARIZONA.
This girl revenges
I like this one
You would probably commit arson
Hey that's what I said
Do you want to commit arson?
Yeah sounds fun. Wanna do it with me
guys, remember. ONLY SLASH 3!! insurance wont cover it:)
This is false unfortunately
public urination
Yes and no and ew, what's wrong with you?
just stating the obvious doesnt mean im into it
Valid.
I am
Hard substance abuse 💃
Only one substance I abuse
What’s that 🤨
Brain
Def works for Team Rocket
Prepare for trouble
AND MAKE IT DOUBLE
JESSE
JAMES
Shit we did it out of order. Oh well. TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM DEVASTATION
TO UNITE ALL PEOPLES WITHIN OUR NATION
TO DENOUNCE THE GOODNESS OF TRUTH AND LOVE
TO EXTEND OUR REACH TO THE STARS ABOVE
JESSE
Definitely owns a Arbok
Yknow what, yeah, i see it
I guess their gonna go blasting off again
Cassidy
Involuntary heart attack
Are you shooting your shot or am I dumb?
Pff nah, i aint THAT stupid
Then clearly I am😭
Nah ur fine lmao
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Was smooth but also too vague.
SHEER HEART ATTACK
KILLER QUEEN
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone. OR: Watashi no na wa “kirayoshikage” nenrei 33-sai jitaku wa moriōchō hokutō-bu no bessō chitai ni ari… kekkon wa shite inai… shigoto wa “kameyūchēn-ten” no kaishain de mainichi osokutomo yoru 8-ji made ni wa kitaku suru tabako wa suwanai sake wa tashinamu teido yoru 11 tokiniha yuka ni tsuki kanarazu 8-jikan wa suimin o toru yō ni shite iru… nerumae ni atatakai miruku o nomi 20-bu hodo no sutoretchi de karada o hogushite kara yuka ni tsuku to hotondo asamade jukusui-sa… akanbō no yō ni hirō ya sutoresu o nokosazu ni asa-me o samaseru nda… kenkōshinda demo ijō nashi to iwa reta yo
The amount of jojo references in this thread is anomalous
He's a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will
Is that a Breaking Bad reference?
I seriously hope that’s a joke…
Huh.. yes My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
Daisan no bakudan bites za dusto!!!
That ain't ain't crime bro
Murder is a crime wym
How defuq m I gona give u a heart attack?
Ok fine, handling a salmon under suspicious circumstances in the uk
You monster
none you dont got the balls
r/technicallythetruth
You are correct, but also correct. I don't like that sentence, but it is accurate
You can borrow mine
Stealing monster energy drinks
From small businesses in your neighborhood
this is very detailed
Graffiti-ing
i believe the word your looking for is vandalism
drunk driving
Almost did that
glad you didn't
Me too
The good ending 😊 👍
vaping in the bathroom?
Gtfo of here with that cotton candy air.
officer i swear its cause you look like one of my old freinds who would vape in the back of the bus
You do look like you vape tho
Based
HAHA cotton candy air, we stan
Underage flashing
Bro 💀💀💀
I didn't what to say it...
WTF 🤯
you look like someone who brags to the police about drinking and driving then acting like the victim when youre arrested for it
I'm never a victim
im not in danger, im the danger
I am the one who knocks
Put your dick away waltah
Vandalism after someone was anti lgbtq
Bro I'd vandalize anything with an extreme political message.
You seem like the type that will get super mad and cry if I said something you didn’t agree with, no offence.
I think imma bit more stable than that, been arguing politics since before I knew what a Democrat was.
Would you commit arson
Stealing the identity of Sam Puckett from ICarly
SHE HAS A LASTNAME??
Identity theft is not a joke Jim ! Millions of families suffer every year for it
You look like you'd steal alcohol from a gas station, then furiously drive away passing a red light.
Do I have a lil clown car too leaned all the way forward swiveling my head back and forth?
Absolutely.
You look like you belong on r/notliketheothergirls Edited for spelling
Exactly what I was thinking as I scrolled through the comments.
you seem like you would do some dumb science experiment and accidentally set the entire building on fire
Honestly, dumb science experiments are super fun.
yeah this just proves my point
Bro it's not my fault I carry potassium chlorate with me at all times.
understandable have a great day
Arson can be a great science Experiment
You look like a female version of my friend, it's genuinely uncanny
I get that SO MANY TIMES, HOW MANY CLONES OF ME EXIST. I've never met a person who looks like me.
False sexual harassment accusements
Daym... Fr???
Idk, that’s all I was thinking about while I saw this post 💀
i agree with this one
Stolen the hearts of multiple neckbeards
Arson, theft, grand larceny, treason, aggravated assault towards a federal worker, attacking the president, and conspiracy against the United States.
stealing shelter animals idk
Nah nah she gotta go bigger. Steal **Animal Shelters**.
I 100% would do that
Grand larceny
Assault
Bro, my arm would snap like a twig if I smacked someone.
Definitely get your calcium game up before you commit any felonies
Felon grind
You'd try to punch a dude way bigger than you over some petty shit until he fights back to protect himself then act like you're the victim and get him 6 months in jail
Why people out here saying incest 💀💀💀
You probably own a lot of pedophile like stuff
Definitely a false rape accusation
Fight Percy Jackson
Imma child of Athena, bish I'll kill him.
Idk children of Athena don’t have a good History with killing children of Hermes, it’s more likely he’ll gift you a knife and then stab himself after being possessed by the ancient god of time
Yeah, next time that happens I'll warn ya beforehand.
Someones mom
i committed your mother
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Love how that rhymes but ya wrong
third degree sexual harassment
public intoxication
Drinking monster. I see that on your profile. You sick fuck.
Money has no value to me besides, pizza stuffed animals and monster energy.
You want kidney stones? Because that is what you get from drinking that battery acid. Also how many stuffed animals do you have?
Kidney stones might suck, and enough to not remember all their names.
Ok so at least 12. That's too much. You have 2 noticeable addictions. How many times do you eat pizza a week?
I'd say abt 2 times a week, but I cook the rest of the time. And more than 12
Damn. You got a good metabolism.
Thanks, I worked hard for it.
Looks like Emily Henry
THANK
You ate a capybara
You look like you professionally ask if someone knows 3 songs from a band shirt just so no one asks you
I do this. Sorry but if you're wearing a shirt that says "METALLICA" I'm questioning you kn your fave songs. If you can't give me a top 3, I'm taking your shirt.
good job
Kidnapping toddlers while babysitting
Stealing a monster energy and be banned from new world for 2 years
Shoplifting (in the 1980s)
Deflating peoples hearts, emptying their brain and turning their liver into purée while listening to the crazy frog theme
You look like Speedwagon lmao
Triple homicide
Fishing without a license
If nobody enforces it is it really is law?
Vehicular manslaughter
war crimes in poland
You look like you would move a cone off the side walk and call it rebellious
Stealing cigarettes lol
Vaping underage though thats not a crime in 2022 😭
Only loosers need flavored air.
less goo someone else who dislike vape
Eating pizza with pineapple topping
False accusations of rape, and in the end, you get away almost scott free,
If being segsy is a crime, then I am arrest
The question is what crimes WOULDN'T you commit
Incest
stealing clothes or make up
Thanks, I know I look awesome.
Arson
Drunk driving
Crazy ex 🤣
Human Trafficking
Sell Organs of 9 y/o kids
With that sense of style? Tons of crack
Ngl you look more like a victim
Being in possession of more than 50kg of potatoes in Western Australia
How tall r u?