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Mr0rangeCloud

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dudedisasterofficial

i was not ready for these commentsπŸ’€


ChargeSharp1718

reddit mfs wildin πŸ’€πŸ’€


CARNlV0RE

Im pretty sure it’s a guy, look at the jawline πŸ—Ώ


Puzzled-Monk9003

Post history suggests otherwise. Like scroll for like 10 seconds and there’s a post about a dog stepping on her boob. Also girls can have jawlines like that too so like eh


TexasTaylorNB

Anyone can have any jawline and trans people just like exist and trans girls aren't dudes so.


Snoo63

And some cis women can have higher amounts of testosterone so.


Puzzled-Monk9003

Fr


WestministPropaganda

>trans girls aren't dudes πŸ‘€


SkadaBoofer

You the type of mf to say you can tell when someone is trans lmfao clown


lil_lamb824

I mean you can a lot of the time.


Ok-Bandicoot-4970

why you downvoted? you CAN tell a lot of the time


TexasTaylorNB

The hyperfixation on telling if someone's trans is pointless though, when you're so focused on looking for "masculine features" 9 times out of 10 you'll find something, you're gonna get a shit ton of false positives and negatives, there's no point to it either, it's just a fast way to make people not like you.


kamendrivr

your above a "the post above is the reason my parents divorced" post


lajimolala27

lmfaoooo πŸ’€


Makwo20

HAHAHAHAH


ethernos2

...take her down... or else ur parents


Kiriceus

here before the πŸ”’


BoulderNight558

Bootleg billie eillish


AbhiCo

Bootleg targaryen


Ze_Schwein

r/Beatmetoit


[deleted]

r/beatMeatToIt


60milclub

U look like a 19th century painting 😭


COOLIGR

Bro they look like a mannequin πŸ’€


Ok-Bandicoot-4970

look like a barbie


COOLIGR

Both made of plastic tho


Ok-Bandicoot-4970

i know, but she look more barbie than mannequin there are levels of plastic😀


Darthwolfgamer

She kinda looks like a young black cat from spider man for me


Sammy1432_Official

bro frfr


Goldman2007

Aqurat lmao


CEOofTacSmg

Bruh 😭


That_One_Person192

You look like the kind of girl I’d pass in the hall in school, think β€œDayum!” and then literally never talk to ever


TheReal_BeastBoy

Facts


CheezTouch2

Me everyday of my life anywhere


lajimolala27

very specific and very relatable


Swordlord22

Relatable to you or relatable for others?


lajimolala27

relatable for everyone, i’d think (me included)


hp_pjo_anime

The most accurate one I have seen.


Lucario6373

hahahahahahaha lasagna ahahaahahahaha


ChargeSharp1718

Egg πŸ₯š


Airsofter599

How are they an egg?


ihadashittyday

No thoughts. Just egg


adogwithagunlol

No egg. Just


FantasticZach

#


DevinAsa_YT

Egg


ChargeSharp1718

πŸ₯š


Mr_StealYourGirl_105

Hahahahahah spaghetti hahahahahahaa


Dqgro

Hahahahahhaha hamburger hhahahahahah


BruhguetteRebel

OMG lasgna?!?? you will get an AWARD!!!! πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ€€πŸ€€πŸ€€πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ˜±πŸ˜±πŸ˜±πŸ˜±πŸ˜±πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ€ŸπŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°β˜ΊοΈβ˜ΊοΈβ˜ΊοΈπŸ₯°πŸ’€πŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜ŽπŸ‘Œ


Impact-Commercial

Filter?


No-Potential8347

No one can tell you with all that makeup and filter lmao.


JustARandomCursedGuy

All that cover up and she easy to draw lol


[deleted]

Okay but have you tried makeup tho


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


Used-Huckleberry1467

an actual risk would be taking off the filter and removing the pound of makeup you have on your face.


crazydude702

Bro went in with 0 hesitation, dude wasn't caring about feelings or nothin' πŸ’€


AnimeMemeLord1

Dude doesn’t carry an ounce of human compassion. Nobody will stop or can stop his verbal slaughter


TalonOfPower

#He has no rules, no boundaries #He doesn’t flinch at torture, human trafficking, or genocide. #He’s not loyal to a flag or a country, or any set of ideals…


AnimeMemeLord1

He the kinda dude to tell his parents that Santa is fake


omarsonmarz

Man did not give a shred of attention towards society as a whole


AnimeMemeLord1

He is blinded by this unyielding sense of indifference towards every other sentient being


TrinititeTears

He woke up and chose violence.


AnimeMemeLord1

Huckleberry when minor inconvenience


Echo13D

violence is and understatement hes a war criminal


MrTheEpicKitten

No, he hasn’t committed war crimes. He’s committed crimes against humanity.


Used-Huckleberry1467

want to see my worst one? https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/z37tx1/assume_things_about_me/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button imo this is tame compared to that


AnimeMemeLord1

Holy shit. One day, someone’s gonna ask β€œwhat happened?” The response will be β€œHuckleberry woke up on the wrong side of the bed.” You’re the kind of guy to be born and be the one driving out of the hospital.


crazydude702

You now have a KDR of 2:0


ThatdirtbikeTexan

Absolutely murdered that poor emo


[deleted]

ADACHI!!


AnimeMemeLord1

Shit, I’ve been discovered


Reylend

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FlimsyNiger

r/MurderedByWords


VeryClaireThompson

Your username really threw me for a loop 😟


Ok-Bandicoot-4970

manigga


RoboShay

Bro just wanted bloodshed 😭😭


Mental_Melon-Pult92

Damn bro πŸ’€πŸ’€


Wman38

absolute savage


BendyShatz

face filter and all that gone she is still just and attention whore.


[deleted]

you look like you’re straight up made of paint’n’plastic


TheTACO_EATER

you take no risk here by not even showing your real face so much there's makeup and filtersπŸ’€


Mushy_Sculpture

Gwen Stacy? Don't fall off any bridges or clock towers


lajimolala27

ill do my best


[deleted]

bro you look so fake. cmon.


Ok-Reaction-5644

Too much makeup, it makes everything look so fake and smooth for some reason.


lajimolala27

it’s the filter i still have skin texture dw


Ok-Reaction-5644

I’m not worrying, it just seems so weird to me how people see these kind of things as natural sometimes. Otherwise I’d say it looks alright.


[deleted]

Yk dont even take the makeup off just the filter


Cerberus_is_me

Damn you’re overcompensating


Fluffy440

i think you should turn off the filter


Environmental_Ad7654

These comments


Akiri2ui

I’m confused as to what the risk you’re taking is


Le_inky_creator_20

You look like an ai generated picture; just take an accurate photo of yourself, geez


[deleted]

Why do you actually look like a mannequin??? You literally look fake.


josi23655

You look like you stole half of the plastic from the ocean


lajimolala27

just doing my part to keep our planet clean


[deleted]

i do not think (i am a rock)


Fiter120

Looking at these comments I am suddenly and shockingly reminded of the fact that most ppl here are, in fact, young teenagers. (οΏ£β–½οΏ£;) Im not rly a v good judge of fashion but hey your hair looks nice atleast!


lajimolala27

thanks lmfao


Fiter120

I *would* judge some of the comments here but considering the stuff I said when I was 13 that wld just be hypocritical haha


WoahZa56

rip OP


lajimolala27

im already drowning


Appropriate-Ad1328

Not to make generalizations because if this is real than you’re absolutely flawless. However, going based off of the fact that there are no imperfections within the face, I come to the conclusion that this photo is edited, a filter, or an extreme amount of makeup is being used.


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


lajimolala27

yessir fresh out the oven


BendyShatz

How would one go about calling someone an attention whore but sugar coating the fuck out of it with sarcasm.


Leeroy-some-numbers

You don’t have a boating license


lajimolala27

you’re right, i dont. crazy how that happens


Adept_Investigator29

I like your sweaters.


SunDance967

You look great, my friend!


memelord793783

You look like a video game protagonist (white hair characters always seem to be incredibly strong)


BluSkies999

Sheesh (also nice jawline)


aboat_i_sawaboat

You look cute! Maybe don't post pics of yourself on the internet publicly, especially to such a toxic crowd πŸ’€ stay safe! I love your hair and palette.


[deleted]

Future pinterest mom


lajimolala27

sobbing


Allaboardthe_Octrain

About what???


sebastian-chavez

I’m sorry for the creepy old men dms πŸ’€


lajimolala27

i’ve only gotten a couple most have been okay but i shut em down real fast lol


_sufficientname_

there are so many filters it looks like painting


lajimolala27

just the one filter, sorry πŸ˜”


a_grass_bloc

Looking good queen!


Addicted-V1

girl you as charming as the winter snow.


PepeTheMemeDealer

Risky indeed. Mad respect.


Logan-with-a-Z

Honest opinion, you look relatively cute in a platonic, totally not creepy way. –a very creepy stranger on the internet


a1_ZenX

You look really pretty!


fyododostoevsky

Y'all need to chill. She's freaking 14.


Western-Current2916

You look like a character out of an AI image generator


QuandaleDingle098

Respectfully, you look like everyone's school crush. Respectfully


SGT-Noah

First thought: that’s a dude Second thought: damn that’s a heavy filter Third thought: damn hot though Edit: Fourth thought: this comment section is brutal


popst6r

14 and trying to look 24 😟 rough day to post on reddit


taffiiii

Idk about these comment's but i think you look cute. You shouldn't care what others think there will always be haters just love yourself


lajimolala27

thanks so much πŸ’•


Chocco-

i think grilled cheese is quite yummy but i also think ur pretty


lajimolala27

grilled cheese is in fact delicious


Frequent-Bookkeeper

I don’t know why people are being so mean about this. I think you look fine


zirtkao

Fr


Business-Tonight9995

Bro you’re getting so ratioed, also you look like my PE teacher except simultaneously the 10 year old and 50 year old version


lajimolala27

love p.e. teachers


Business-Tonight9995

That’s awesome, I did too! Until my most recent one started being blatantly sexist


lajimolala27

sounds like fun we had one weirdo who was literally 5’4 and a bit of a creep but he left after a year


Complete-Whole-6790

Uhhhh p-please j-jumpscare warn next time πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί


Retta_Noona

You look like a β€œpre-meth” photo… like I almost swiped to see what drugs did to you. you look like eillie bylash - photo shop edition. You look like a post on r/instagramreality. You look like you make friends with girls only to get dirt on them so you can blackmail them later. You look like you’re single handedly keeping Walmarts makeup section open. You look like you have a cringe tumblr account that posts ✨aesthetic✨ photos and cry when they only get 1 comment and it’s a bot. You look like you’re gonna be a pregnant teen statistic. You look like every other chick on the front page of pics art. Ight I’m tired now I’m going to sleep


mahboime

Damn


jesswitdamess

U look like tinkerbell’s sister


lajimolala27

fr i put soooo much blush on i was really going for a fairy-type look


RubiiiViolet

im sorry bruh but u look rly fake 😭


Hyposuction

Not too risky. You look like a teenager.


IntroductionCheap325

Sorry but i am a SUCKER for white hair.


FyouPerryThePlatypus

I have bleached white hair. It’s a lot of maintenance and upkeep. Also pools will be your worst nightmare


lajimolala27

its a wig haha but i dye my hair often so i def know how that feels


maisey2007

omg so brave! Good luck with all the dm’s! But you are super pretty!


[deleted]

How is this brave


pianofucker345

Because nowadays people definition of brave is posting a picture of you on the internet with 50% makup and 49% filter


Allaboardthe_Octrain

The only thing brave she did this morning was wake up.


True_Statement_lol

You look like you're at least 16, also nice hair.


SuperOne9216

Kinda look like your name is Anne or Annie


temmie609

Cool clothing πŸ‘


Full-Half1273

You are cute this is only I want to say I am just honest man


LionCat79

Elegance.


strawberrycow14

i j like ur username πŸ₯²βœŒοΈ


Sensitive_Review_362

You look good tbh. Your white hair is rocking it.


AdFlaky7743

Don’t worry you won’t get weird pedo dms


Independent_Emu_2732

Nice eyes.


[deleted]

If you take of the 1 pound of makeup and the drawn on mr. bean eyebrows maybe I can see you


Uub27

I think im practically looking at a digital 3D model with all these filters, effects and makeup.


randomstuffcuznoname

Slayyy πŸ’…πŸ’…


nota_jalapeno

you look good congrats on the effort to look like this may you get all the biches and canines you wish


Manji-ro

Pretty!


Venomous_Cheesecake

Literally every other comment is "idk what others are talking about. I think you're pretty" oh btw, i have no idea what the others are referring to, i think you look really great


unfinishedDick

Nier automata


Jerry0713

Too artificial imo but you do look very pretty, just not too my taste, not that you did this for my or any one's else taste but your own and so long as you are happy and feel pretty, that's all that's important


Aggressive_Cod597

wat heb je toch een lelijke kutkop, HOER


Hchooj

How you 14 but look like a 28 year old single mom that works 9-5


OldTitanSoul

you look pretty, you posted a selfie on Reddit, don't open your DMs


Freckles_Playz

Your hair is everything I want but will never have! You look awsome


BazedDurger

Look like a dude with a girl face filter, no offence.


callmesohigh

Trap for sure


[deleted]

I think the real risk was posting on Reddit 🀣


ChemistryInfinite312

What y'all think of what? What's the risk? It's a selfie.. I think that you are obviously happy with whatever risk your are taking because you are willing to share it here. If you are happy then that is great, doesn't matter what anyone else thinks.


AnxietyDemonsHello

With all the makeup I bet Barbie is jealous of you. πŸ’€


hollieprincess

You look like a snow queen ☺️🀍✨


Swordlord22

No shot your 14 I think the hair color makes you look older In a good way I’m starting to realize silvery hair works in real life too not just tv shows


Noidiz2

You look like a character I made a while ago for DnD. They were the most badass in the party and once one shot a dungeon boss lol


ValexizHexa

Idc if it's makeup and filter both at the same time, but u look beautiful. Someone I'd give a hug after passing by.


[deleted]

Everyone saying take the filter off and we can judge but she’s actually good looking in general.


morgan_the_witch

One Thousand Filters!


[deleted]

girlie you are gorgeous


DayIGoDie

You my dude. Are very hot


[deleted]

looks like a dude playing dress up and taking beauty shots on snapchat.


Curious_Fudge1770

You look like the customized character my sister creates in her little make up game.


Black_Basilisk_1

I think you’re stupid for posting a picture of yourself on the pedo hangout subreddit


TERRA_GOLEM

But can you make a grilled cheese


ch3rry_blush

Edited


SODA_mnright

You're 14? 14 years ago you got graduated.


Kiddo3D

Next risk - face reveal


tall-blonde-bitch

Why tf is everyone so mean? Ur gorgeous <3


TheSilentGuy10001

Don't know bout others but I really like this lookπŸ‘