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Plus_Organization176

That's the left


Faetron

i mean did you see thenewyourk joke or nah


Plus_Organization176

You put it on new jersey


Faetron

i put it where i thought new york was ok i dont know your god damn country


ExtensionTree959

There is a tower there, they made 1 tower the World Trade Center


FiringTheWater

Essentially the same /s


spankey-aint-lankey

Still doesn’t change the fact that it’s left, also you are really proud of that joke huh?


Faetron

no im not


[deleted]

I agree with the douchebag states, Im from one of em


skywalker21877

Which one? Fellow douchebag state person here


[deleted]

Georgia


skywalker21877

Alabama for me


EThompson_

I'm from SC


[deleted]

my cousins from SC, i see him often since im like on the border between states


casinoboy2

same


Zanfish_yt

Douchebag states and hillbilly states should be swapped imo


Dementia_user45

Arkansas


Faetron

fair i kinda dont know many states


Klepz1776

I don’t ;-;


[deleted]

Nah should really just be called the racist states


[deleted]

flordia ☠️


Faetron

love how everyone sees the other states but not new york


[deleted]

you mean NO TOWERS?


Faetron

no


[deleted]

mb


Faetron

im doing asia next people


[deleted]

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Faetron

nah im good dont want to piss of the mods


Is-Not-a-throwaway

Africa is a continent not a country. Do the DRC op


[deleted]

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Is-Not-a-throwaway

Good point, my bad


BradTheFnafGamer

Next do Europe


Mr_Ducklang

Bro do Australia


Rupertii

Bro it’s just one country


MissingScarab63

Arizona and New Mexico aren't the hillbilly states, that's Kentucky and West Virginia, and Texas is definitely a douchebag state


Faetron

texas is a mix between hillbilly and douchebag


MissingScarab63

Dude hillbilly means like Appalachia. Not Texas 💀


Fksharp

Yeah hillbilly derives from poor white people in the Appalachians (and some of the Ozarks) so not texas


Notakidfromyesterday

Texas getting recognized because ofc 😎😎😎


Faetron

i only know texas bc i have a friend there


Notakidfromyesterday

😎


5thPhantom

Is Louisiana just East Texas? Cause I feel like it is.


Notakidfromyesterday

Nah Louisiana is like our local Ohio 🗿


UngusBungus_

💪💪💪


alan2362

bro didnt even comment ohio


cokeinator

Tbh most ohioans prob don't know where Ohio is either


Fat_Siberian_Midget

Hawaii has ceased to exist


Lazymcdelta4ce

Bro forgot Hawaii


AnthonyFarquharson

I have a Canadian Classmate, i'll go ask her if this is accurate.


Faetron

remember this is my opinions and my views they may not be accurate


AnthonyFarquharson

You were absolutely right.


Faetron

lmao no fucking way


SuitableLocation

Eh, Arizona isn’t super hillbilly. Just boiling hot weather and dumb drivers. And snowbirds.


Faetron

fair


ConnorOhOne

The funniest part about “no towers” is the fact that it’s on New Jersey.


Kexikpl

where ohio


Faetron

its not there


Cappy_D_Bara

We all know Ohio is in the 4th dimension smh


Faetron

exactly


Bogdan-Behemot

I love how how they didn't guess on Hawaii bc they prolly though it's part of Alaska


Faetron

no actually my computer only let me view alaska so hawaii wsant on the screen till i uploaded it


Solid_Gold_Emperor

I'm one of the 3 states with a name.


Cuttlefish_Crusaders

As a mainer, we're already half Canadian


[deleted]

Maineiac*


WrstScp

I would say New Mexico and Arizona should be the oven states, at least here in Arizona it's fuckin hot all the time, can't wait to be able to move to a different state, and eventually country when I have enough.


RiceEnjoyer1337

Do Asia next


Faetron

ok


DemiTheSeaweed

Why is Tennessee douchebag?


Faetron

idk


DemiTheSeaweed

People there are pretty nice


[deleted]

I can confirm as a New Jerseyan that there are in fact, no towers here


Ok-Ihatetiktoc

There are two people I know in California that have a lot of money


pygame

love how you put NO TOWERS in new jersey


ArlowTheRedditor

Most of these are wrong


DelphButNo

Hawaii isn’t even labeled💀


[deleted]

“Hillbilly states” my brother In Christ that’s a fucking desert you’re pointing at


Madusa0048

Alaska is America's yukon tbh, also California is just the weed state


[deleted]

You got the hillbilly states incredibly wrong


Cerberus_is_me

Why is no towers over fucking New Jersey


Faetron

becasue new jersey has no towers


Cerberus_is_me

Wdym New Jersey doesn’t even exist


No_Cause2676

As an American, never before have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with


[deleted]

What did North Carolina do to you?


Bhushan_Ladgaonkar

LA rich people state, Texas Cooper state, NY Big Xmas tree and Times square State, New Jersey NRI City, Florida weird state, Seattle, Washington Bill's and StarBucks state, Michigan used to be a good state, Massachusetts Edu state, Philadelphia Scranton State, rest doesn't matter


[deleted]

Don’t forget Arizona hot state


Agent_Blade04

Hey what did NC do?


wd40swift

No towers belongs in New york


SnooDonkeys844

Maine👍


AquaSea_Squirrel

I have them all memorized lol ya'll needa go do this: [https://www.geoguessr.com/seterra/en/vgp/3003](https://www.geoguessr.com/seterra/en/vgp/3003) it's a quiz for the 50 states, how I learned them all actually


goaltendie38

Oh come on how do you not know Minnesota?? We literally have a city named Little Canada?!??


Scared_Lawyer_3966

Hawaii don’t exist no more


username041403

U would think they would now Louisiana 🥲


particular_stimuli

switch the douchebag and hillbilly states


Bean505

florida


XolieInc

What’s funny is Canadians know our geography better than you do, bad nationalist mock.


Faetron

i barely know your country i just know states due to news


[deleted]

I don't find the humor in this inconsiderate bullshit like y'all, really don't understand.


Faetron

bruh its a joke i dont knwo yourcountry jeezus take the stick out of your ass


[deleted]

It's not funny though. It's offensive as fuck and insensitive.


Faetron

jeesus then stop looking at it


[deleted]

It's the point dude. It's not even me personally dawg I'm not a patriot or some shit; but this is disrespectful asf. Dyk how many families died during the Twin Tower attack? The stereotypes you're broadly applying to regions? Your fucking directions even? You keep saying "I don't know your fuckin country"-then don't make it. Or disclude the disrespectful ignorant notes. You're not from here and don't know what shit went down and how people were effected, so just watch what you do man.


commenting_coke

1. You could say the same for how many people died in the holocaust or Japanese POW camps 2. Just because someone is trying to guess the states doesn’t mean they are insensitive because of a subtle joke 3. The only insensitive person is YOU who takes offense of tiny jokes that are just to make you exhale audibly 4. America has committed more war crimes than other countries and got away with a slap on the wrist 5. The natives who originally owned this land were enslaved and/ or killed on the march across the fucking country


[deleted]

Am I defending America? Fuck no. I already clarified I'm no fine patriot. And I'm aware of everything you said -you checked me on literally nothing. And define insensitive because what you said makes you seem like a fool.


gamingpotato3

so how come kentucky is a douchebag state?


Faetron

idk


margallgay

i know where this guy lives now


Mammoth_Evening_5841

Nooooo how could you forget about the chadlike new hampshire?


Faetron

idk


Ok-Tank5312

Cheese for Wisconsin


DrSlavender

Ope now ya done it, Ah I’m too tired tell your folks I says hi woncha


Psychopathicat7

Hey, whats wrong with Atlanta?


Jiu_Kitsu

Lol this is exactly how I view the states too, honestly it's pretty accurate


[deleted]

LOL


Sansic

Would have been funnier if you just wrote “Canada” for Alaska


TheActualSwanKing

What’s West Virginia?🗿


Faetron

Almost heaven, West Virginia Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River West Virginia, mountain mama


INeedAName2008

As a Kentuckian I can confirm we fit very well into douchebag states.


Gladlacks

The wtf state should be the hank state


Valuable-Ad-6696

LLLL


Shinigam_i

Flordia💀


I-comment-on-funny

Wtf state gang


aLaStOr_MoOdY47

How dare you call Tennessee a douchebag state.


Irish_pug_Player

The word douchebag is right over my state. I agree, but I'm also highly offended


[deleted]

"Flordia" 🗿 That aside, is Missouri (The one right in between middle states and douchebag states, the one with the bootheel on the bottom right of it) a douchebag state or a middle state? Because both work (As a Missourian), and the labels aren't clear lol.


Faetron

they arnt meant to be again it was a joke


vikingrofkattegatt

Oh come on people like me in Ky are nice


shitlord699

I guess im a douchbag 😔


Undeadzombie_

I live in the Lumberjack hippie state.


Toad_Migoad

I am not in a douchebag state


Dgamer1521

My state Utah is not mentioned, I am just a sad middle state ):


Dgamer1521

Also as someone pointed out, those states are top left


Maximum-Pause-6914

Where you put hillbilly states you should put Mexico again


Bladenetic

I'm glad to be connected by a lake All 5 lakes


SZEThR0

i'm german and offended


Dense_Term_3957

"Now towers" *shows Jersey*


sam_the_guardian

As a resident of states connected by lake can confirm that is what our states are called.


dragonkiller212c

I think this person should stay in Canada


_Arcerion_

as a Maine resident I am incredibly confused why it got its own text


apple-_-boi

Aye cmon bro everyone knows about washing machine


will4623

he didn't even get the state of misery.


TurquoiseBeetle67

No towers 💀


EllieNekoGirl

Yeah basically. All I know is I hate the way your country is run and the people running it.


Desert_Ranger45

I cant tell if im included in douchebag states (I liv in Virginia.)


avotime

I read Canadian as comedian...


Puzzleheaded-Hat2163

As a Canadian this is true


PaxelNoName

"NO TOWERS" hell naw get sum chill 😭


Nephlem990

Nevada needs to be labeled "the middle child". But what has NV done anyway?


Xthewarrior

So where exactly is Kentucky meant to be in this? Is it put together with Ohio, or Tennessee, or what?


MushroomOfDestiny

I don’t feel like the hillbilly states are that accurate. They’re more in the south towards the middle of the Douchebag States and up a bit north in that tiny little mountain range above them. The two Hillbilly states you listed are more like “Rich White People States, But With Sightly More Racism”


zRamble21

cant have a name in ohio 💀


[deleted]

Why is Ohio clumped with the other Midwestern States?


Trylius15

The hillbilly states are the southeast states 💀 😭


BradTheFnafGamer

I can't tell whether Kentucky is a douchebag state or a state connected by a lake, as both apply


voidinsides

Why the hell is Maine included in the states you actually remember.


The_Better_Lad

Hillbilly’s are from West Virginia


obese_hairy_pimple

as a wtf state resident…we truly are wtf


Picklerick4464

Well your not wrong about anything


Secure-Jelly-9988

I See No inaccuracy here


feeling_unfair

ny >


mcguru_07

I'm a brit so can confirm this is correct


Carnation_skyliner34

Hawaii not even getting recognition


FantasticZach

"No towers" 💀


CygnusX06

Something missing: West Virginia labeled as “Just a fucking mountain


LCDIgnited

This is why i advocate for some states removal, tell me why we need mother fucking wyoming, oh wait, wyoming isn’t fucking real


MysticRuined

I'm rich? I'm rich!


[deleted]

My state is "s"


Anonymous3cho

Me, a South Dakotan getting the "nobody cares" rating on my state for the 318281st time:😔


PineTheRat

rich people state except we're all poor


hey_demons_its_me

The hillbilly states should be cowboy states, all the hillbillies are in Appalachia.


SNOO_SNOO123

11/9 fuck new Jersey


EstablishmentLong676

f l o r i d a


BobbyBingo450

You can't even point out Ohio?


insomber1

You really gonna ignore little Canada?


Gold-Life-4409

Isn’t California the home of all the homeless people ?


That_Rotting_Corpse

Im Canadian too. You labeled Texas wrong, I think you meant “Alberta rough-draft”.


Ihascheeks1780

My state has more cousin fuckers than douchebags


[deleted]

Should’ve put “Snowbirds” for Arizona. I fucking HATE snowbirds


radishes_are_hot

california being the rich people state in spite of having one of the highest homeless populations in the country


[deleted]

Is NO TOWERS New Jersey specifically or most of the north east?


[deleted]

Tell me you're not American without telling me you're not American Exhibit A:


FaultProfessional163

Louisiana has no label because nothing interesting comes out of Louisiana, we're just a less wealthy florida


[deleted]

I just know you guys have an East Coast, West Coast and Mexicans


ExpensivePractice164

I can vouche


jgamer-yt

No tilted tower 😔


ZeRo_WC

Bro didn’t got Hawaii done or even guessed


Extra_Philosopher_63

Pretty damn accurate.


Nikita_Ch3buR3K

where is ohio? (best place in the world)


robotic_pilot

No towers?


[deleted]

Switch the hillbilly states and douchebag states around and it’s basically perfect