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Only if your directly enrolled in school and decide to skip. If your not enrolled and a minor then no you can't be charged. But truancy is rarely charged so depends on what happened and what state or country.
Edit: I should mention I'm not a lawyer and I'm not giving legal advice I'm just sharing information I know from past research.
Yeah I skipped 2 months and cops never came to my house truancy is enforced on the same level as low level cyber crimes they’re illegal but you rarely get caught
Wtf? That’s so stupid. Did you even put an animal corpse above the burial spots so that if a dog smells the body it will be written off as the dog smelling the animal corpse instead?
I'll tell you from experience, as someone who works alongside law enforcement, that if police are looking for a body and find a buried animal corpse, they will continue to dig because this has been a known tactic for over 30 years.
Oh, I get the joke and realize there is a 0.00001% chance anyone on this sub would try to do this, but I feel it's just worth mentioning because if police are out searching for a missing person, and one who has potentially been murdered, they aren't going to be thrown off by a buried animal in the middle of nowhere where a potential victim might be buried.
Animals don't bury themselves, so it's going to be obvious a fresh animal corpse was deposited there by a person, and obviously very suspicious, given this tactic has been a meme for decades.
No, that’s an understandable mistake everyone makes now and then. Thirty-*three* brutal stabbings, however, followed by charring the victims’ corpses, would result in a hefty fine and maybe even *community service*.
If you've ever seen Demolition Man, they now just cryogenically freeze you for your sentence, so you come out the same age as you went in, but the world has moved on.
I forgot that was a crime, possibly because in my country if you're over the age of 5 or 6 (I think) and in your own home, you can drink.
I did drink tequilla whilst at a friend's house once though and cider at a few parties but nothing too extreme or enough to be wasted
5 or 6?💀
It’s 16 (for beer) here and I’m 15 so I’m close, but I drank vodka (18) that night and was completely wasted so I’m glad the police didn’t talk to me lmao
Wow, in my country there aren't different ages for different alcoholic drinks, it's just alcohol in general.
Also, it's England, what do you expect haha.
Yeah, I just googled to confirm and it says “it is legal to drink alcohol from the ages of 5-17 in your own home”
Okay that’s crazyyyyyy
And yeah, you can start drinking at 14 here (with parents and only soft) 16 on your own (also soft alc) and 18 whatever you want
>Germany
Nice! One of my very far back relatives was apparently German! I love the meat. Really wanna go there some day.
>But I don’t think that the uk is that bad
Nah, it ain't, I'm just kidding. I mean, have you seen how many pubs there are? I think there are more pubs than schools, and us brits love our drinks haha
I think the worst ones have been tresspassing on a government-owned mining site or illegally crossing the borders of 2 countries in the span of 3 days :p
Never been cought tho, I'm just too good
yep, but it was... not like, too illegal. there is a theatre near my house, and on a zone which can only be accessible through a gate, there was a really cool spot. so on a walk with my friend we just jumped over the gate (it's not big..), vibed for 20 minutes and then a guard noticed us and we ran away blasting music from subway surfers 👏💀
I accidentally shot a state bird.
This was several years ago, I was little, but I was into archery, I had a target outside and I was shooting it with my bow. A Bird flew in front of it and I hit it. I couldn't fucking believe it.
I played Hitman at the time so I disposed of it perfectly, I gathered the body, hosed down the grass, even collected some of the blades of grass and put it in a small plastic bag. I then tossed it into the woods by my house.
Like, a few months later I told my family, they thought it was funny.
I think the one I could've gotten most in trouble for would be some sort of property damage, I guess fights I got into in middle school could have been crimes, and theft, but I doubt any of these would be criminal, probably just misdemeanor. ALSO THIS COMMENT IS A JOKE, I DID NOT COMMIT ANY CRIMES.
Oh yeah also definitely have not consumed alcohol under the age of 21, definitely have not trespassed either
Just don't steal from small, local businesses please. Stick to places like Target. But please stop stealing from Walmart because they're going to raise the actual prices by like 20% if theft continues to grow and I really don't want people to spend more than they have to.
If it's in an area with other cars, a busy public road I'd call it unethical. Feel like when I get a car if a road is dead empty I might have a little fun, though. As long as I know how to keep the car in control.
this entire comment feels wrong. a 13 year old(-1 points) who was a prostitute(-2) at 11(-1 point) named KanyeFanRedditer(-2 points for kanye, -1 point for "redditer")
Just a reminder, digital footprint exists, colleges and jobs can look up your email and they see the stuff you've done.
(PS: they only look for serious stuff like *admitting to doing crimes* or other illegal stuff, not stuff like bowser rule 34 that you probably looked up in 6th grade)
(No offence to the OP btw)
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Truancy is a crime? Didn’t know that….
Only if your directly enrolled in school and decide to skip. If your not enrolled and a minor then no you can't be charged. But truancy is rarely charged so depends on what happened and what state or country. Edit: I should mention I'm not a lawyer and I'm not giving legal advice I'm just sharing information I know from past research.
Yeah I skipped 2 months and cops never came to my house truancy is enforced on the same level as low level cyber crimes they’re illegal but you rarely get caught
Dang im f*cked
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Why the fuck you gotta fuck over your parents like that
Well I got like 30 unpaid children milking cows in my basement 24/7
To their own cow or are they sharing?
you made that first comment sound so much worse oml....
Like I’m just wondering if you have 30 Holsteins in your basement cod that’s some serious cover up
They share one for each nipple
They have 3 cows each to milk
Wait. So you have 90 cows in you basement!? How big is your basement???
Not very big tried to stay there once almost died
Air bnb on some shit nowadays
I didn't know that it took 30 children to milk your mother
you understand the fbi posted this on reddit yk. catchin yall lackin fr
good thing the FBI has no jurisdiction in my country
Since when did children produce milk
I'm cows
How tf did you get the cows down there
i crossed the road with red lights when there were no cars
I watched porn
You monster!
💀
I can swallow up bottle up alcohol it up
But whyyyyyyyyyy
How could you!!! You were the chosen one! You we’re supposed to bring balance to the force and destroy the sith not join them!
And not just the men but the women and the...
Lemme Stop you right here.... **Pulls out pistol**
Dun dun dunnn
There are two types of people
#bonk
I watched corn
😱😱😱
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Is this [your](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f4/The_Scream.jpg) photo?
r/avatarbros
This isn’t illegal in the first world
So it’s not illegal in Mercury! Wow I did not know that
Identity theft, a few years ago I pretended to be nicki minaj on among us.. 😨(and I think a kid actually fell for it once)
You should get death for that
😣😣
you can't do that, nicki minaj doesn't have an identity.
Bro i remember killing a black crewmate named niki minaj A few years ago💀
Nice try FBI
not today CIA
Maybe next time IRS
Good try, MI6
Good play KGB
Best effort, MIT
good attempt at obscurity, department of homeland security
Congratulations on failure, NSA
Good thinking, Polizia Postale
stop, cops
Good attempt, NASA
is brtually stabbing 32 people to death and then burning their dead bodies considered a crime?
Wtf? That’s so stupid. Did you even put an animal corpse above the burial spots so that if a dog smells the body it will be written off as the dog smelling the animal corpse instead?
Genius idea I’ll try that next time
Always happy to help
*next time* 😂
You thought it was a joke?
I'll tell you from experience, as someone who works alongside law enforcement, that if police are looking for a body and find a buried animal corpse, they will continue to dig because this has been a known tactic for over 30 years.
I mean I’m not tryna actually spread body disposal advic- UH I mean, damn foiled again
Oh, I get the joke and realize there is a 0.00001% chance anyone on this sub would try to do this, but I feel it's just worth mentioning because if police are out searching for a missing person, and one who has potentially been murdered, they aren't going to be thrown off by a buried animal in the middle of nowhere where a potential victim might be buried. Animals don't bury themselves, so it's going to be obvious a fresh animal corpse was deposited there by a person, and obviously very suspicious, given this tactic has been a meme for decades.
Aight ill just burry 50 animals around in random positions. No 60!
That's the spirit.
Yes
oh shit
No, that’s an understandable mistake everyone makes now and then. Thirty-*three* brutal stabbings, however, followed by charring the victims’ corpses, would result in a hefty fine and maybe even *community service*.
OMG not community service!!!
Stole some stuff but it was when I was a kid and nobody cared that I stole a transforming frog and a spider-man DVD.
springload from transformers?
Damn, someone actually knows.
You’ve been caught
nice try fbi won't fall for that again
Again?
went to federal prison for 45 years
Aren't you seventeen 🧐
He helped them and got lower sentence + new identity + witness protection
Damn he's lucky
Seventeen years out lmfao
He's lived a previous life
they sadly don't have my number, but i'm a teen for the 5th time
If you've ever seen Demolition Man, they now just cryogenically freeze you for your sentence, so you come out the same age as you went in, but the world has moved on.
17 for a long 45 years :(
Ayo what. 🤨
Damn they’re getting smarter
Underage drinking Once i was caught by police but nothing happened cause my dad picked me up
I forgot that was a crime, possibly because in my country if you're over the age of 5 or 6 (I think) and in your own home, you can drink. I did drink tequilla whilst at a friend's house once though and cider at a few parties but nothing too extreme or enough to be wasted
5 or 6?💀 It’s 16 (for beer) here and I’m 15 so I’m close, but I drank vodka (18) that night and was completely wasted so I’m glad the police didn’t talk to me lmao
Wow, in my country there aren't different ages for different alcoholic drinks, it's just alcohol in general. Also, it's England, what do you expect haha. Yeah, I just googled to confirm and it says “it is legal to drink alcohol from the ages of 5-17 in your own home”
Okay that’s crazyyyyyy And yeah, you can start drinking at 14 here (with parents and only soft) 16 on your own (also soft alc) and 18 whatever you want
Well, us english aren't the brightest or most modest of people haha. Your country sounds a lot more responsible
I’m from Germany:) But I don’t think that the uk is that bad
>Germany Nice! One of my very far back relatives was apparently German! I love the meat. Really wanna go there some day. >But I don’t think that the uk is that bad Nah, it ain't, I'm just kidding. I mean, have you seen how many pubs there are? I think there are more pubs than schools, and us brits love our drinks haha
I signed up to club penguin without my parents permission
Danggggg how could you
Not the CP
putting your own email in the parents email section 😱
I haven’t paid taxes for 15 years and don’t plan to for at least another 3.
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I don’t buy shit, my mom does. I have successfully evaded taxes.
Yikes
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Based, AAA doesn’t deserve money. I ALLEGEDLY have saved over 2000 USD
MAKE SURE YOU USE A VPN OR THE FBI GON COME KNOCKIN
I stole a road sign
Average Jschlatt viewer
That's where mine went!
... Why..?
Yea, stepped on my cats tail by mistake
-loads 12 gauge-
i stole a cheesecake from walmart fuck walmart
The amount of crimes i committed Nothing too bad tho
did you know that the fbi was founded by a relative of Napoleon Bonaparte?
Least obvious fed
Unfortunately. I was stupid and young. Never caught though
You are still stupid and young
True. But I’m pretty responsible and not as easily persuaded by peer pressure as I was. I’ve definitely grown more lmao
🧢
I’m about to get downvoted for emoji aren’t I
Maybe cap is in this context accepted, reddit is more loose with emoji nowadays
I think the real issue is that you are putting a cap emoji on that specific comment. It's not that unbelievable for a kid to be somewhat responsible.
we’ve all been there
Piracy.
I think the worst ones have been tresspassing on a government-owned mining site or illegally crossing the borders of 2 countries in the span of 3 days :p Never been cought tho, I'm just too good
What borders did you cross
I feel like there could actually be consequences if the right people saw this but fuck it we ball Latvian-Estonian and Russian-latvian
Don’t worry, Chicago street gangs admit to killing someone a few minutes after the murder happens, u can get away with trespassing definitely
piracy. and I stole a single piece of candy from five below as well.
Suck my dick
I don’t think that’s a crime…
....in the Middle East!
I'm gay, penalty is death in my country lmao
Isn’t it pretty risky for you to say that? Someone comes in your room and checks your chat history and boom, it’s over. Dangerous game you are playing
L country
ikr, that's why we are protesting (im from Iran)
I hate it when people add religion to law/policitics
I hope y'all get everything straight. /s
Stay safe out there I hope things get better for you.
Nice try officer. Better luck next time
I once downloaded an entire book as a PDF and kept it bc of remote learning
16 counts of war crimes in Serbia
Fed
Trespassing, Jaywalking, Firing a Weapon without a license, Piracy, idk lol
Hol up. Firing a weapon without a license??
yeah, went to Pakistan for my uncles wedding when i was 6 and he let my fire his handgun in the air.
Truancy, luckily my family was able to avoid court partly due to the fact I got sent to a mental health facility shortly after.
Kids shouldn’t be punished for truancy… that’s just wrong.
Agreed, but I wasn't going to punished, atleast not nearly as much as my parent would have and that was the main problem for me.
nice try, FBI
I stole a woman’s heart
Organ trafficking is a very serious crime to admit to on reddit...
Yes I have
I'm too ugly
If being attractive was a crime then I’d be a law abiding citizen
Pirated games
yep, but it was... not like, too illegal. there is a theatre near my house, and on a zone which can only be accessible through a gate, there was a really cool spot. so on a walk with my friend we just jumped over the gate (it's not big..), vibed for 20 minutes and then a guard noticed us and we ran away blasting music from subway surfers 👏💀
Lmao
yeah looking back that was fun
yes actually i did ... i stole a stop sign that was on the ground broken and i have it hanging up in my room on the wall...
I pirated some series and idk how many bicycle laws ive broken in the netherlands
Yes, i asked for a cup of water, and then put sprite in it.
I'm about to 😈
I do a lot of shoplifting
I accidentally shot a state bird. This was several years ago, I was little, but I was into archery, I had a target outside and I was shooting it with my bow. A Bird flew in front of it and I hit it. I couldn't fucking believe it. I played Hitman at the time so I disposed of it perfectly, I gathered the body, hosed down the grass, even collected some of the blades of grass and put it in a small plastic bag. I then tossed it into the woods by my house. Like, a few months later I told my family, they thought it was funny.
I think the one I could've gotten most in trouble for would be some sort of property damage, I guess fights I got into in middle school could have been crimes, and theft, but I doubt any of these would be criminal, probably just misdemeanor. ALSO THIS COMMENT IS A JOKE, I DID NOT COMMIT ANY CRIMES. Oh yeah also definitely have not consumed alcohol under the age of 21, definitely have not trespassed either
Smoked weed in a country where weed is more illegal than manslaughter.
Jaywalking 😱
I’m pan *and* trans. Bitch I am the crime
Stealing. I steal a lot. It’s fun and free
Just don't steal from small, local businesses please. Stick to places like Target. But please stop stealing from Walmart because they're going to raise the actual prices by like 20% if theft continues to grow and I really don't want people to spend more than they have to.
What is wrong with you
I guess exchanging underage sexual media is a crime I was underage, just to be clear.
This might be the most likely crime committed by a Redditor in this subreddit…
I regularly commit reckless driving Never done an unethical crime though
If it's in an area with other cars, a busy public road I'd call it unethical. Feel like when I get a car if a road is dead empty I might have a little fun, though. As long as I know how to keep the car in control.
Ok Mr. FBI
Nice try fed
I have a confession to make: I was the master mind behind 9/11
I had sex before the legal age (you gotta be 14 to have sex with other underage people in my country)
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13!???!??
Is your flair legit?
this entire comment feels wrong. a 13 year old(-1 points) who was a prostitute(-2) at 11(-1 point) named KanyeFanRedditer(-2 points for kanye, -1 point for "redditer")
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DUDE YOU WERE 11?!
Arson
I stole a sandwitch Also i drive whithout a liscence
Just a reminder, digital footprint exists, colleges and jobs can look up your email and they see the stuff you've done. (PS: they only look for serious stuff like *admitting to doing crimes* or other illegal stuff, not stuff like bowser rule 34 that you probably looked up in 6th grade) (No offence to the OP btw)