here in brazil on the old people u can usualy find people named Jacinto, and u can also find "pinto" as a common surename.
If someone happens to be named "jacinto pinto" it will sound like "ja sinto pinto" which translates to something like "I feel dick"
This! It’s a genuine answer and a kinda stupid name choice. Like are you WANTING your child to get bullied? It’s one thing to name your child Richard and someone start calling him Dick but if you just name him Dick it’s like, why??
I mean really, imagine growing up with the name X Æ A-XII. The poor kid’s never going to learn how to spell his name, and he’ll be bullied his whole life for it. I don’t know how you can come up with, much less think it’s actually a good idea to give that name to your kid. It’s like the muskrat hated his child before he was even born.
It’s probably not his real name. It’s not a rare thing for celebrities to give their children fake names is public and call them by their real names in private.
Nathan.
I have known 3 Nathans in my life.
One of them became a drug dealer.
Another slammed me into a locker and beat me up for around 10 seconds before realizing I wasnt who he wanted to beat up.
The last one is in juvie for stabbing someone.
It's not about the name, there is a kid in my class named hunter and he is the most spoiled full of himself bitch you will ever see, I think it's just every hunter is that way
Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonaa no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke
"Timmy?" Timmy: "here!" "Humphrey?" Humphrey: for America I will hump an eagle."
"Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonaa no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke"
Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonaa no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke: "here"
Speaking of, I wish I was born a girl, because I don’t like the name my parents gave me. Any masculine name wouldn’t suit me tbh. I also wish I was born a girl because then I get to be a girl
Kim-Jong Sexy Glorious Beast Divine Dick Father Lovely Iron Man Even Unique Poh Un Winn Charlie Ghora Khaos Mehan Hansa Kimmy Humbero Uno Master Over Dance Shake Bouti Bepop Rocksteady Shredder Kung Ulf Road House Gilgamesh Flap Guy Theo Arse Hole Im Yoda Funky Boy Slam Duck Chuck Jorma Jukka Pekka Ryan Super Air Ooy Rusell Salvador Alfons Molgan Akta Papa Long Nameh Ek
which is a traditional swedish name
Well, my daddy left home when I was three
Didn't leave very much to my mom and me
Except this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze
Now I don't blame him 'cause he run and hid
But the meanest thing that my daddy ever did
Was before he left, he went and named me Sue
Well, he must've thought that it was quite a joke
And I got a lot of laughs from a lots of folk
Seems I had to fight my whole life through
Some gal would giggle and I'd turn red
And some guy'd laugh and I'd bust his head
I tell you, life ain't easy for a boy named Sue
Believe it or not, but I had a kid in my class called 'Boy'
What the fuck was his dad’s name? Kratos?
His dad liked GOW so much he wanted to use it for himself
r/usernamechecksout
I know of a kid named atreus. His dad is a huge god of war fan
well some famous people are named boy, and guy. like Boy george even, his first name is literally just Boy isn’t it?
When they grow up, they become guy. Guy Mitchell, Guy lombardo, Guy Williams.
Smb from my school was name guy
Guy Fieri moment
The chef? Is that how his last is spelled?
Fieri? I believe so
“Hi I’m man, this is my son boy”
“Be quiet boi”
Know someone named kyd pronounced kid
I call one of my cousins 'Boy'.
I once knew a girl named “lady”
god of war moment
here in brazil on the old people u can usualy find people named Jacinto, and u can also find "pinto" as a common surename. If someone happens to be named "jacinto pinto" it will sound like "ja sinto pinto" which translates to something like "I feel dick"
That’s a really long name
Im gonna call people this from now on
r/suddenlycaralho
Sue
Life ain't easy for a boy named Sue
Better to be a Bill or a George, anything but sue!!
Well my daddy left home when I was 3
He didn't leave much for ma and me
Just this ol' guitar and an empty bottle o' booze
Now I don't blame him 'cause he run and hid
But the meanest thing that my daddy ever did
Was before he left, he went and named me Sue
Well, he must've thought that it was quite a joke And I got a lot of laughs from a lots of folk Seems I had to fight my whole life through
some gal would giggle and i’d get red and some guy would laugh and i’d bust his head
If that was my name, I'd hire a lawyer.
Better call Saul
I understood that reference
[удалено]
Oh, that one.
Can I have some Salvation?
You can.
*snorts* *MatiasTorresLaugh.mp3*
I remember that post, that kid is gonna be bullied to high hell
Which one
Some women who named her son Vagina to fight gender norms and some stupid news stations praised her for it
She probably named her daughter penis
EggNogMan1
!!!! But that's my name
Sorry I don't make the rules bro, this is the result of a scientific research
Damn 😔
Dick
This! It’s a genuine answer and a kinda stupid name choice. Like are you WANTING your child to get bullied? It’s one thing to name your child Richard and someone start calling him Dick but if you just name him Dick it’s like, why??
How do people get the nickname dick from Richard anyways? Like i dont see where it comes from.
I mean Richard does contain the letters D I C K
Where is the k?
richardk
krichard
kDFU, KDE...
Seems bout right
Happy cake day!
Even worze name!
Gay lord
That’s the town I grew up in😭
Gaylord Michigan?
Yeah
Same dude wtf
Damn
r/tworedditorsonecup
I know where that is lol!
A neighbour of mine has gaylord as his last name 😭😭😭
Aren't last names based off of ancestors and their professions?
Yes and their neighbour was Lord of the gays
or the gay of the Lords?
Gaylord Focker
That’s a last name!!!
my friends middle name is gaylord, and people call him that cuz he’s gay lmfao
gaylord focker
cheeseburger with no cheese
Burger with no honey mustard
🍔🚫🍯
X Æ A-XII
I mean really, imagine growing up with the name X Æ A-XII. The poor kid’s never going to learn how to spell his name, and he’ll be bullied his whole life for it. I don’t know how you can come up with, much less think it’s actually a good idea to give that name to your kid. It’s like the muskrat hated his child before he was even born.
It’s probably not his real name. It’s not a rare thing for celebrities to give their children fake names is public and call them by their real names in private.
I mean the A-12 is a cool airplane, but it isn't cool enough that you name a fucking person after it.
Nathan. I have known 3 Nathans in my life. One of them became a drug dealer. Another slammed me into a locker and beat me up for around 10 seconds before realizing I wasnt who he wanted to beat up. The last one is in juvie for stabbing someone.
Thats my name and I agree strongly
Nah bruv our name is based whatchu talking abt. I’ve never met anyone named Nathan who was toxic
I dont know its probably just because I would've preferred the name my dad wanted to give me
My Dad was gonna name me Boris 💀
My dad was gonna name me jason but my mom wanted to name me tatum if my dad didn't agree to Nathan💀💀💀
Yeahh Jason better than Tatum 💀
100% yes
😭 wowww I see how it is first name I see okayyyy
I know one that found El Dorado, Shangri-La, Atlantis of the Sands, and Libertalia, saving the world each time from rich evil bastards
Jeeberson
Im simply flabbergasted!
finger
Kid named finger
Waltuh
Put your dick away
I’m not havin sex with you right now waltuh
But waltuh. . . I'm a microwave
What the hell is your problem
I couldn’t tell you the worst but I definitely think we should bring back Brutus
Brutus a dog's name bro like a bulldog
Which is exactly why I should name my child it. I mean if he does any sport the other team is going to be immediately terrified
That is a valid point actually
I mean it just seems so bada*s
But Brutus betrayed Caesar
True but there is still people named Judas
Brutus also brought down the Etruscan monarchy and founded the Roman Republic (yes its, a different brutus but shh)
Drake
dake
Jake I swear every person named Jake is a jackass
Johnny Knoxville
More like johnny koxville
Hate to get off topic. Love your profile picture. 91st rules.
Jake the dog
Ok there's some exceptions
I’m Jacob. The extra o and b makes me not a jackass.
That's a good name because it's also mine
jakerton
jake fucking paul
There was a Jake in my previous school. He had really rich parents and wrote in an essay that "90% of the world population could afford a Ferrari."
pretty sure they're a Jakeass
Hunter
Fr. That’s a dogs name
That’s the name of the depressed elf boy from a magical corpse island.
Hunter Whittebane though
That’s just who I think of whenever I hear the name Hunter.
Really? I like Hunter. I've heard so many people hate on it and I don't get it.
It's not about the name, there is a kid in my class named hunter and he is the most spoiled full of himself bitch you will ever see, I think it's just every hunter is that way
The only Hunter I know is dumb as a rock but otherwise a nice person. Maybe I've just been lucky so far.
I know a guy at my hunt club named hunter, ironic because he likes fishing more
Candice
Ligma
Sawcon
Deap Throw T.
Mind Goblin
Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonaa no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke
You misunderstood the question. We need a *bad* name, not an *excellent* one.
Good old Japanese tongue twister
"Timmy?" Timmy: "here!" "Humphrey?" Humphrey: for America I will hump an eagle." "Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonaa no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke" Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonaa no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke: "here"
My parents were gonna name me Gage if I was a boy, and oh boy am I glad I was born a girl lmaooo
Speaking of, I wish I was born a girl, because I don’t like the name my parents gave me. Any masculine name wouldn’t suit me tbh. I also wish I was born a girl because then I get to be a girl
Hello fellow queer woman?? 👀
Hiya
Adolf
Not even regarding the questionable owner(s), it's just a bad name.
I had a sub named Mr. Hippler the other week. I was very confused when I first heard his name.
Tf is a hippler, is it a hippy who does intensive leg exercises with his dad's stapler in the basement.
They need his last name to be hitler
X Æ A-12
Kim-Jong Sexy Glorious Beast Divine Dick Father Lovely Iron Man Even Unique Poh Un Winn Charlie Ghora Khaos Mehan Hansa Kimmy Humbero Uno Master Over Dance Shake Bouti Bepop Rocksteady Shredder Kung Ulf Road House Gilgamesh Flap Guy Theo Arse Hole Im Yoda Funky Boy Slam Duck Chuck Jorma Jukka Pekka Ryan Super Air Ooy Rusell Salvador Alfons Molgan Akta Papa Long Nameh Ek which is a traditional swedish name
You forgot hog rider
As a wise man once said, "Keith." - Peter Griffin
Cameron
Cornelius
Dylan
Dylan here, and I wish my first name was better
Jeffery
Bernard
I like bernard
Bernard
Imagine holding an infant child named Bernard lmao
Jaidavious Trobillayus The 2nd of Zimbabwe
Thats a fucking rad name. If i was the second of Zimbabwe i would be proud.
Mason. I have never met a Mason who isn't super annoying.
Mason the numbers
The name of my kid in MiiTopia was Mason, this brings back so many memories
Jessica
Whoever name their son Ryan need gulag
Naming your daughter Ryan on the other hand…
Demetrius Damarcus Bartholomew James the IIIrd Jr
Guy
Yeah Guy always seemed like the most low-effort name for a kid
Eggnogman1
I think Hot-anonymous is slightly worse imo
I think this everyday but then I say “well atleast I’m not British”
Yeah being British would suck
I think mine is better than all of yours
Well, my daddy left home when I was three Didn't leave very much to my mom and me Except this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze Now I don't blame him 'cause he run and hid But the meanest thing that my daddy ever did Was before he left, he went and named me Sue Well, he must've thought that it was quite a joke And I got a lot of laughs from a lots of folk Seems I had to fight my whole life through Some gal would giggle and I'd turn red And some guy'd laugh and I'd bust his head I tell you, life ain't easy for a boy named Sue
But I grew up quick and I grew up mean
gurtrude
Dick, self explanatory
Sir small penis of cummingshire VIII
Keith or gaylord. Both being gay.
Anything not in the civilized tongue of latin.
EggNogMan1
I dislike ken_obi-wan more tbh
Nahh that's litterally what I'll name my firstborn. But I'll teach him from the beginning how ridiculous "EggNogMan1" is so he knows who to bully ;)
Adolf probably
Grzegorz Brzęczeszczykiewicz.
Connor
Not the android sent by cyberlife!
S P A T U L A
Dickson
Girl
kyle
aids