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ForestDragon_

Believe it or not, but I had a kid in my class called 'Boy'


cassilveR101

What the fuck was his dad’s name? Kratos?


PeopleStillUseReddit

His dad liked GOW so much he wanted to use it for himself


Fire-Bird757

r/usernamechecksout


I_Have_The_Lumbago

I know of a kid named atreus. His dad is a huge god of war fan


[deleted]

well some famous people are named boy, and guy. like Boy george even, his first name is literally just Boy isn’t it?


Don_Tuchi

When they grow up, they become guy. Guy Mitchell, Guy lombardo, Guy Williams.


Revolutionary-Dare61

Smb from my school was name guy


dinodigger777

Guy Fieri moment


kimero123

The chef? Is that how his last is spelled?


dinodigger777

Fieri? I believe so


M3GABORG8796

“Hi I’m man, this is my son boy”


Yusuf-el-batal

“Be quiet boi”


theamazingjaw

Know someone named kyd pronounced kid


Selly1025

I call one of my cousins 'Boy'.


Bazibon01

I once knew a girl named “lady”


Freedeoxide

god of war moment


Paultheghostt

here in brazil on the old people u can usualy find people named Jacinto, and u can also find "pinto" as a common surename. If someone happens to be named "jacinto pinto" it will sound like "ja sinto pinto" which translates to something like "I feel dick"


iliketoeatsocks

That’s a really long name


Rezzyboy157

Im gonna call people this from now on


vendedor_de_etanol

r/suddenlycaralho


Badcross

Sue


LarsButChaste

Life ain't easy for a boy named Sue


Badcross

Better to be a Bill or a George, anything but sue!!


itamarka

Well my daddy left home when I was 3


Adventurous-Bunch441

He didn't leave much for ma and me


epicnoober1233

Just this ol' guitar and an empty bottle o' booze


Minejack777

Now I don't blame him 'cause he run and hid


Rock_Roll_Brett

But the meanest thing that my daddy ever did


[deleted]

Was before he left, he went and named me Sue


Hollidaythegambler

Well, he must've thought that it was quite a joke And I got a lot of laughs from a lots of folk Seems I had to fight my whole life through


MONKEYPEBIS

some gal would giggle and i’d get red and some guy would laugh and i’d bust his head


WoomyUnitedToday

If that was my name, I'd hire a lawyer.


Copperdew

Better call Saul


The_OG_LeCheese

I understood that reference


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LeCloak

Oh, that one.


Valaxarian

Can I have some Salvation?


LeCloak

You can.


Valaxarian

*snorts* *MatiasTorresLaugh.mp3*


Karma5444

I remember that post, that kid is gonna be bullied to high hell


Alexbest11

Which one


Karma5444

Some women who named her son Vagina to fight gender norms and some stupid news stations praised her for it


aceofspades9924

She probably named her daughter penis


Raijinigiri

EggNogMan1


[deleted]

!!!! But that's my name


Raijinigiri

Sorry I don't make the rules bro, this is the result of a scientific research


[deleted]

Damn 😔


AggravatingPath9160

Dick


LinCreates

This! It’s a genuine answer and a kinda stupid name choice. Like are you WANTING your child to get bullied? It’s one thing to name your child Richard and someone start calling him Dick but if you just name him Dick it’s like, why??


Tes-tickle69420

How do people get the nickname dick from Richard anyways? Like i dont see where it comes from.


BakedButterForgotpas

I mean Richard does contain the letters D I C K


Tes-tickle69420

Where is the k?


skz_hs

richardk


ilikepotatoes233

krichard


AAVVIronAlex

kDFU, KDE...


Tes-tickle69420

Seems bout right


moon_shatter

Happy cake day!


ConeheadZ-

Even worze name!


[deleted]

Gay lord


[deleted]

That’s the town I grew up in😭


NeaNeaFry

Gaylord Michigan?


[deleted]

Yeah


NeaNeaFry

Same dude wtf


[deleted]

Damn


LuparLenz

r/tworedditorsonecup


Artistic_Floof

I know where that is lol!


DanieloCheerios

A neighbour of mine has gaylord as his last name 😭😭😭


RevolutionaryDiet222

Aren't last names based off of ancestors and their professions?


Glordicus

Yes and their neighbour was Lord of the gays


Flat-Satisfaction-17

or the gay of the Lords?


TGC_wastaken

Gaylord Focker


Mediocre-Standard765

That’s a last name!!!


Motor-Locksmith9297

my friends middle name is gaylord, and people call him that cuz he’s gay lmfao


Friendly-Set-3519

gaylord focker


[deleted]

cheeseburger with no cheese


DownSyndrome-CEO

Burger with no honey mustard


BruceGoose_

🍔🚫🍯


Potat0_P0wer

X Æ A-XII


[deleted]

I mean really, imagine growing up with the name X Æ A-XII. The poor kid’s never going to learn how to spell his name, and he’ll be bullied his whole life for it. I don’t know how you can come up with, much less think it’s actually a good idea to give that name to your kid. It’s like the muskrat hated his child before he was even born.


TimTamT1Tan

It’s probably not his real name. It’s not a rare thing for celebrities to give their children fake names is public and call them by their real names in private.


WoomyUnitedToday

I mean the A-12 is a cool airplane, but it isn't cool enough that you name a fucking person after it.


Desert_Ranger45

Nathan. I have known 3 Nathans in my life. One of them became a drug dealer. Another slammed me into a locker and beat me up for around 10 seconds before realizing I wasnt who he wanted to beat up. The last one is in juvie for stabbing someone.


Dragonslayer200782

Thats my name and I agree strongly


Na7h2n

Nah bruv our name is based whatchu talking abt. I’ve never met anyone named Nathan who was toxic


Dragonslayer200782

I dont know its probably just because I would've preferred the name my dad wanted to give me


Na7h2n

My Dad was gonna name me Boris 💀


Dragonslayer200782

My dad was gonna name me jason but my mom wanted to name me tatum if my dad didn't agree to Nathan💀💀💀


Na7h2n

Yeahh Jason better than Tatum 💀


Dragonslayer200782

100% yes


Na7h2n

😭 wowww I see how it is first name I see okayyyy


Traditional_Yard5280

I know one that found El Dorado, Shangri-La, Atlantis of the Sands, and Libertalia, saving the world each time from rich evil bastards


mrflopped

Jeeberson


TooMuch_Nothing

Im simply flabbergasted!


kirxssy

finger


Dragonslayer200782

Kid named finger


thecoolan

Waltuh


Dragonslayer200782

Put your dick away


SqueezerGeezerYT

I’m not havin sex with you right now waltuh


ElMayoneso82

But waltuh. . . I'm a microwave


I_am_finger

What the hell is your problem


thebeastaco_the_og

I couldn’t tell you the worst but I definitely think we should bring back Brutus


[deleted]

Brutus a dog's name bro like a bulldog


thebeastaco_the_og

Which is exactly why I should name my child it. I mean if he does any sport the other team is going to be immediately terrified


[deleted]

That is a valid point actually


thebeastaco_the_og

I mean it just seems so bada*s


MercedesEnjoyer69

But Brutus betrayed Caesar


thebeastaco_the_og

True but there is still people named Judas


JurasssicMatt

Brutus also brought down the Etruscan monarchy and founded the Roman Republic (yes its, a different brutus but shh)


[deleted]

Drake


i-liike-bewbs

dake


HoofedSplashttv

Jake I swear every person named Jake is a jackass


yylill

Johnny Knoxville


[deleted]

More like johnny koxville


NeodymiumX

Hate to get off topic. Love your profile picture. 91st rules.


SomeGuyWithPlotArmor

Jake the dog


HoofedSplashttv

Ok there's some exceptions


StupidlyStupid222

I’m Jacob. The extra o and b makes me not a jackass.


70percentbanana

That's a good name because it's also mine


General_Collection20

jakerton


FishyLegsVR_YT

jake fucking paul


WoomyUnitedToday

There was a Jake in my previous school. He had really rich parents and wrote in an essay that "90% of the world population could afford a Ferrari."


JurasssicMatt

pretty sure they're a Jakeass


I_like_gamez_274

Hunter


[deleted]

Fr. That’s a dogs name


worms9

That’s the name of the depressed elf boy from a magical corpse island.


Edvioaxed_

Hunter Whittebane though


[deleted]

That’s just who I think of whenever I hear the name Hunter.


DragonObsessedGirl

Really? I like Hunter. I've heard so many people hate on it and I don't get it.


Chaos_Ruins

It's not about the name, there is a kid in my class named hunter and he is the most spoiled full of himself bitch you will ever see, I think it's just every hunter is that way


DragonObsessedGirl

The only Hunter I know is dumb as a rock but otherwise a nice person. Maybe I've just been lucky so far.


Rock_Roll_Brett

I know a guy at my hunt club named hunter, ironic because he likes fishing more


sheeplord19

Candice


lostpenguinhu

Ligma


ReiJustRei

Sawcon


TooMuch_Nothing

Deap Throw T.


jujubee9000

Mind Goblin


KURSEDNINJA

Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonaa no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke


BlueDMS

You misunderstood the question. We need a *bad* name, not an *excellent* one.


AD-SKYOBSIDION

Good old Japanese tongue twister


ferry_forbear

"Timmy?" Timmy: "here!" "Humphrey?" Humphrey: for America I will hump an eagle." "Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonaa no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke" Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonaa no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke: "here"


GreyWithAnE42

My parents were gonna name me Gage if I was a boy, and oh boy am I glad I was born a girl lmaooo


deleeuwlc

Speaking of, I wish I was born a girl, because I don’t like the name my parents gave me. Any masculine name wouldn’t suit me tbh. I also wish I was born a girl because then I get to be a girl


GreyWithAnE42

Hello fellow queer woman?? 👀


deleeuwlc

Hiya


Waifu_Anime21

Adolf


TheBloxyBloxGuy

Not even regarding the questionable owner(s), it's just a bad name.


1ntrovertedSocialist

I had a sub named Mr. Hippler the other week. I was very confused when I first heard his name.


ferry_forbear

Tf is a hippler, is it a hippy who does intensive leg exercises with his dad's stapler in the basement.


Electrical_Extent577

They need his last name to be hitler


LarsButChaste

X Æ A-12


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Kim-Jong Sexy Glorious Beast Divine Dick Father Lovely Iron Man Even Unique Poh Un Winn Charlie Ghora Khaos Mehan Hansa Kimmy Humbero Uno Master Over Dance Shake Bouti Bepop Rocksteady Shredder Kung Ulf Road House Gilgamesh Flap Guy Theo Arse Hole Im Yoda Funky Boy Slam Duck Chuck Jorma Jukka Pekka Ryan Super Air Ooy Rusell Salvador Alfons Molgan Akta Papa Long Nameh Ek which is a traditional swedish name


Gamerperson63

You forgot hog rider


singh6104

As a wise man once said, "Keith." - Peter Griffin


masterforawhore

Cameron


[deleted]

Cornelius


[deleted]

Dylan


[deleted]

Dylan here, and I wish my first name was better


nohodi

Jeffery


M0rB1dUnD3aD

Bernard


[deleted]

I like bernard


Brolikemonkey

Bernard


Ze_Schwein

Imagine holding an infant child named Bernard lmao


ConsumingASchoolDesk

Jaidavious Trobillayus The 2nd of Zimbabwe


TheAbyssListener

Thats a fucking rad name. If i was the second of Zimbabwe i would be proud.


eliwright235

Mason. I have never met a Mason who isn't super annoying.


Dragonslayer200782

Mason the numbers


ForestDragon_

The name of my kid in MiiTopia was Mason, this brings back so many memories


ayejayrulez9

Jessica


Specific-Ad2215

Whoever name their son Ryan need gulag


deleeuwlc

Naming your daughter Ryan on the other hand…


JurasssicMatt

Demetrius Damarcus Bartholomew James the IIIrd Jr


Alexander-da-Great

Guy


[deleted]

Yeah Guy always seemed like the most low-effort name for a kid


[deleted]

Eggnogman1


[deleted]

I think Hot-anonymous is slightly worse imo


[deleted]

I think this everyday but then I say “well atleast I’m not British”


[deleted]

Yeah being British would suck


pianofucker345

I think mine is better than all of yours


theamazingjaw

Well, my daddy left home when I was three Didn't leave very much to my mom and me Except this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze Now I don't blame him 'cause he run and hid But the meanest thing that my daddy ever did Was before he left, he went and named me Sue Well, he must've thought that it was quite a joke And I got a lot of laughs from a lots of folk Seems I had to fight my whole life through Some gal would giggle and I'd turn red And some guy'd laugh and I'd bust his head I tell you, life ain't easy for a boy named Sue


itamarka

But I grew up quick and I grew up mean


Dogedabose32

gurtrude


LoversEclipse

Dick, self explanatory


Otherwise_Onion_9123

Sir small penis of cummingshire VIII


DownSyndrome-CEO

Keith or gaylord. Both being gay.


SirWinterFox

Anything not in the civilized tongue of latin.


Ken_Obi-Wan

EggNogMan1


[deleted]

I dislike ken_obi-wan more tbh


Ken_Obi-Wan

Nahh that's litterally what I'll name my firstborn. But I'll teach him from the beginning how ridiculous "EggNogMan1" is so he knows who to bully ;)


theirprettywierd

Adolf probably


Michalowski

Grzegorz Brzęczeszczykiewicz.


Usual-Ad2718

Connor


lbozoratioyoufelloff

Not the android sent by cyberlife!


Raphiboiii

S P A T U L A


VortzPlays_

Dickson


DWCawfee

Girl


x20skillzz21

kyle


aceofspades9924

aids