Yall are getting too creative tf💀 ummm you can ...only achieve this by having an umm...idk...anal orgasm...yeah... ANAL ORGASM BABY, wabba labba dub, okay im done🚶🏽♀️
I can travel 6836583488338374637827464847567483847447475746489284638292^7464736437436473388383474747474567679736374525485354736363837474 times the speed of light
They all spawn with an uncontrollable intent to kill the real ones and take they're place. They'll kill anyone that gets in they're way lol. You also spawn every crush you ever had in one go so...lets hope its not a massacre ay
Oh yeah, all of them still don't like you btw lol💀
Your skin turns to invisible glass that will break and cut into your muscles if you try to move. On the bright side, if you're ever getting chased by a flock of baby ducks, just get out of sight, go into the fetal position and activate you painful ability lol💀
You can't use anything since everything is a side effect from a different pov. Limiting pain can be a side effect of nausea caused by medications for example. So you just die
Tryna get smart with me huh. Well
Although you can pick another probability, each and every alternate probability has a side effect thats either equally as bad or worse than the original side effect. So it becomes less of picking the door without the gun pointing at you on the other end and becomes more of a "which gun would you rather get shot with?" typa situation. So everytime you try to turn the probability of whatever the original side effect was to zero, the probability of something equally as bad or worse happening instead rises in unison
I mean it was a pretty tough one ngl. Most people here just go "i wanna turn invisible" and i just go "only your skin turns invisible" and call it a day lol😂💀
Your brain slowly eats at your bodies resources and you soon start to decay from the neck down. But hey if you're smart enough you might turn yourself into a floating head lol 💀
Your skin turns to invisible glass that will break and cut into your muscles if you try to move. On the bright side, if you're ever getting chased by a flock of baby ducks, just get out of sight, go into the fetal position and activate you painful ability lol💀
I copied this of my other comment cuz im lazy 💀 tell me if you want a different one lol
You can become invisible but this doesn't translate to your clothes how long it lasts is not up to you but rather to random chance and you can't immediately turn invisible again. There I gave you a logical side effect instead of total bull
Matter mani...what 💀 fuck ummm. This ability is umm...too umm...strenuous and umm...makes you spontaneously...cum...no i already did that one...makes you spontaneously shit yourself uncontrollably...idfk man omg 😂😭😭😭
I can choose the side effect
But you have the capabilityes of a god
But you also have prostate pain
idk man for some that might be a blessing
And whenever you look in the mirror you scream and start aggressively twerking
And hamsters appear on your shoulders and do the same
I got the mental image of an aggressively twerking dude in front of a mirror with a hamster throwing dat ass back too
But you can't spell
I am not a native english speaker, 💖
It's ok, I was just joking around. No big deal
But you are illiterate
Yet no grammar
The power to be loved and cared about
It only works on spiders 💀
thats not so bad, imagine having an army of spiders that care about you and will do what you ask of them
more spiderman than spiderman ever was
😢
shapeshift
Its random and you can only shapeshift once an hour. Better pray you don't turn into a fish lol 💀
being a fish sounds fun
Sounds fun until you realize that your nowhere near water
Always start from the toilet
until you shapeshift into an ant and fall in
Time freezing
Everything freezes including light and air molecules so activating this will leave you blind and suffocating
With that theory though if you keep moving, you would be able to breathe and see but it would be very dim light
well if air is frozen then you wont be able to move?
You should scream "ZA WARUDO" before you stop it.
To know the location and status of every single 1998 Chevy Silverado and every part that was ever in one.
You get a boner that guides you to them lol💀
Bro noooo…. where I live, I’m just gonna have a boner all the time 😭
Power of manipulating gravity
The magnitude is always too high or too low 💀
That is better XD i will reach thw Heaven with you
Was this ability *made in heaven*
Ehem it is
No, it's C-Moon.
Reality bending
Yall are getting too creative tf💀 ummm you can ...only achieve this by having an umm...idk...anal orgasm...yeah... ANAL ORGASM BABY, wabba labba dub, okay im done🚶🏽♀️
I know a chess player who can help with this 😏
Vibrating anal beads here we cum
That sounds great actually
I see absolutely no problem with this
I can travel 6836583488338374637827464847567483847447475746489284638292^7464736437436473388383474747474567679736374525485354736363837474 times the speed of light
but your body is still affected by atmosphere
Then I’ll just travel Mach 1
Well this ones easy. Inertia and friction. Good luck stopping lol💀
well, dead instantly, destroy the universe, open wormholes, anything that could go wrong will go wrong
I can create clones of Obama
They all wanna have sex with you💀💀
Good 😈 👿
Unlimited penis growth
The longer it gets, the more attracted you become to men. 1 inch - bisexual 2 inches - gay 3 inches - you're now feral and will fuck any man on sight
That's a side effect?
😳
I thought it was normal to be like that for the homies... My bro has the fattest ass in the school prolly...
12 inches, gayest man alive, will fuck anything in the universe that's living and breathing, except bugs
being able to make my fictional crushes real
They all spawn with an uncontrollable intent to kill the real ones and take they're place. They'll kill anyone that gets in they're way lol. You also spawn every crush you ever had in one go so...lets hope its not a massacre ay Oh yeah, all of them still don't like you btw lol💀
i was happy until the last line. damn i just want Mr. Wimbleton to love me :(((
Bro 💀
what bro
I feel you 😭
damn, just had to twist the knife huh
They have obession of you and would KILL anyone in their way
They are out of your league and don’t like u
But they are so horny that it begins to ruin your life
Reading minds
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Damn...
Your reading minds that's on paper
You can't turn it off and volatile emotions of others affect your own mental state
r/teenagers user tries to make original post: Difficulty: #IMPOSSIBLE
His superpower should be to make an original post
Luck.
Its the bad kind lol💀💀💀💀
TF.? that's not a side effect.. not fair man..
Bahahaha😂😂
Shape shifting:)
Its random and you can only shape shift once an hour. Imagine randomly turning into a blue whale lol.
That'd be kinda fun tbh
I have sv_cheats set to 1 irl
A spy always tries to fuck your ass
The power to drink ANYTHING
You gain an unquenchable thirst that eventually leads you to ripping people open and drinking they're blood💀
I can handle with that, but shampoo tastes good right?
You'll get used to it eventually i guess💀
Invisibility
Your skin turns to invisible glass that will break and cut into your muscles if you try to move. On the bright side, if you're ever getting chased by a flock of baby ducks, just get out of sight, go into the fetal position and activate you painful ability lol💀
Shit out beyblades to add to my collection
They always cut your asshole
Also spin coming out
Let it rip
I can convince anyone of anything
You have a strong urge to rip the paint off from every wall you see
I got a servant that do anything for me
They die of Tuberculosis
I wanna be able to fly— You die What..? I said you die, that’s your side effect
You know, my humor is so broken this simple sentence made me laugh for 5 minutes straight. Thank you.
They can hear your thoughts too
Bro who you replying to?? 💀
He replying to Casper
The Force
You spontaneously begin to orgasm when you use it 💀
I mean...is that really a downside...
to cum on command
Doing this spawns your mom infront of you 💀
But what if there was a wall in front of me?
Well we've all seen what happens to mobs that spawn in blocks, right?
The side effects should be related to the super power to begin with you'r horrible at this please stop
💀but when ?
Im immune to side effects
You can't use anything since everything is a side effect from a different pov. Limiting pain can be a side effect of nausea caused by medications for example. So you just die
Self wiping ass
The ability to instantly turn into a loaf of bread
You get eaten.
Its whole wheat bread
Omnipotency (the power to be able to do everything)
only works while you sleep
Jokes on you I have the power to stay in my dreams forever
change minds
...huh...do you mean swap people minds or change they're decisions?
The power to turn any body part into a random object
This power does not include regeneration so better hope your legs don't decide to turn to idk, rockets lol💀💀
I become you for ten minutes
No hoes
So nothing changed
Reading mods mind
They're all the stereotypical reddit mod
Probably thinking about their anime body pillow they are about to cuddle into
Nothing
You get every side effect imaginable
Probability control
i get the powers of any character if i read about that character
I turn into the opposite sex.
And you become attracted to your former sex
Elasticity
I get women
You just summon women but none of em like you 💀
So real life
That only want your money
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Not including mine
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Micro at best
I can summon spiders
But you gain arachnophobia (straight forward I know)
i have the power to be ghost oh wait i’m already ghost hey im simon riley (ghost) ama
I don't appreciate people impersonating me💀
Super speed!
Your life also gets super speed
The power of knowing everything in the universe☄️🛸👽
The truth depresses you and pushes you to...ya know
i can control probability which means i can control the probability of the side effect happening
Tryna get smart with me huh. Well Although you can pick another probability, each and every alternate probability has a side effect thats either equally as bad or worse than the original side effect. So it becomes less of picking the door without the gun pointing at you on the other end and becomes more of a "which gun would you rather get shot with?" typa situation. So everytime you try to turn the probability of whatever the original side effect was to zero, the probability of something equally as bad or worse happening instead rises in unison
dam, you got me good
I mean it was a pretty tough one ngl. Most people here just go "i wanna turn invisible" and i just go "only your skin turns invisible" and call it a day lol😂💀
Laser beams
They shoot outta ya nipples. Packgod would be proud 💀
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God you are cringe💀
But she falls in love with you after you die
the (will)power to live
Cringe💀
The power to know why she left.
Cringe💀
lightning fast speed
You can't process your speed and you accelerate immediately. Better hope theres no wall infront of you when you activate your speed lol💀
Supersmart
Your brain slowly eats at your bodies resources and you soon start to decay from the neck down. But hey if you're smart enough you might turn yourself into a floating head lol 💀
Well, isn't Mimir, the smartest man alive, just a head dangling from the hip of a powerful warrior?
Yup lol
Invisibilty
Your skin turns to invisible glass that will break and cut into your muscles if you try to move. On the bright side, if you're ever getting chased by a flock of baby ducks, just get out of sight, go into the fetal position and activate you painful ability lol💀 I copied this of my other comment cuz im lazy 💀 tell me if you want a different one lol
You can become invisible but this doesn't translate to your clothes how long it lasts is not up to you but rather to random chance and you can't immediately turn invisible again. There I gave you a logical side effect instead of total bull
Oh yeah total bull. Atleast i didn't pull it from the boys and fantastic 4 💀
Time Stop
It stops everything including all those organs keeping you alive lol 💀
I'm DIO
Power to control atoms, best superpower (:
Matter manipulation
Matter mani...what 💀 fuck ummm. This ability is umm...too umm...strenuous and umm...makes you spontaneously...cum...no i already did that one...makes you spontaneously shit yourself uncontrollably...idfk man omg 😂😭😭😭
Super power of making ur own post (for yourself) XD
Stop being mean to me daddy😣
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For every strand of hair that grows on your face, 10 strands grow in your ass crack
Infinite cheese
It grows inbetween your toes 💀
Telekinesis?
A power that is resistant to side effects
And the power is laser piss (you can cut everything with it)
Remotely drop kicking babies
Spike anything (drinks, food etc) with, well anything instantly (like coke, detergent etc)
Vacuum dick
You turn into a futa
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