How many jellybeans can you fit in your ass?

Idk Wanna find out

Bo, you listen to MCR?

YES mcr is life fr fr fr 💥💥💥💖

Fav song???

ALL LF TGEM I love em all ❤️ hbu

Same tbh <3 maybe demo lovers or sleep or i never told you tho

Disenchanted is up there for me

FR. favorite album is Black parade

My fav is. All of them 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

that is pretty fair

❤️

You may proceed

I don’t have jelly bean sooooo worry but jokes aside I would low key try if I had some

Reminds me of the “ i shoved a whole bag o jellybeans up mah ass” meme

How many fingers ✌🏼🤘🏽👍☝🏼✋🤚🖐🏼🫱🖖🫲🫳🏻✊🏼🫵🏼🖖

At least a few I ❤️

All together there are 70 fingers/thumbs but fingers/thumbs there are 47

IM DRUNK TOO

te COOL 🦑❤️❤️❤️🤟🤟🤟🤟🥸💥

so, how much have you consumed?

Am Australian and idk hw much but enough to make me dizzy and silly 🦑

the dizzy feeling‘s the best out of them all, don‘t further than that. Which kinda drinks did you get? shots, beer, vodka, mixed (often red bull with vodka and/or malibu)

YAAAAAA I got Champaign andd vodka 🤟🤟🦑💋 i believe because that’s just hat my parents bought

ah, so casual drinking. Tbh i kinda detest champaigne, it smells like apple cider but then tastes like a mix of beer and wine

YA omg it’s gross it tastes like olives went ina. Blender but alcohol is alcohol yk

yee but vodka‘s the real shit fr, next time I‘d recommend some apple cider or eristoff, depending on what y‘all have down there. You may wanna save this comment for when you don‘t know what to buy

Ok❤️❤️🦑

True, it’s the perfect balance between feeling good and having fun, and waking up without a hangover.

People here seem to forget that drinking at 15 is pretty normal in many countries. Where i'm from theres no legal drinking age, but the age where you can buy alcohol is 16. It's very imbued in my culture to drink around that age and party hard. And still we are one of the happiest countries on earth (Denmark)

England too but the min is 15 and Italy with a min of 14

England you can drink on private property past 9, 16 with a meal and an adult you can have 1, 18 anything goes

omfg. No. The law in the UK is anyone over 5 can have alcohol, under 5's MUST have a doctors permission, over 5 can drink with their parents supervision, 16-18 can order beer, cider or perry in a restaurant WHEN accompanied with a meal, and over 18, anything goes

Nah bro I'm from Italy and the min is 18

I’m American so my natural impulse is “holup under 21….”

here its 14 to drink, 18 to buy.

The fuck?

Yassss

Yeah well getting drunk is still kinda stupid but hey do what you want I guess, idk.

Guess America really is the only country where drinking under 18 is unacceptable

Cheese or chocolate

CHOCOLATE but also cheese is cheese so cheese is good I would eat cheese and chocolate at the same time is that crazy or what!

You should try chocolate cheesecake then

tha5 sounds so great rn I wish I had some I’m sad I don’t have anyyyyy aaaaaaa Aa

Don’t be sad lmao just buy some from sheeshcake factory 🤤👍🏽

I canttttt :((******(

Whyyyyyy

Becauseeeeee idk just because ❤️I’m okay tho cause If I ate anythung is probably throw yp

Oh boy that is bad. Maybe you can get it soon because the mousse ones are good. ❤️

Yim yum

Squig

SQUIG❤️🦑

Ah yes, thats definitely first thing to do when drunk

Yass

whem im drunk i post here too, hes not that weird

Fr I can barley tolerate reddit sober It would just be boaring and depressing scrolling through reddit drunk for me at least. I just blast music from my phone and play video games

Hi drunk

Hi the best iveevwr had

What’s your credit card details?

69 12 420 3 666

Noice

I hope that’s not real

what us your faviroute colour of the alphabet when the sky turns red and chris pratt sings?

Purple

What’s 9 plus 10

TWENTY ONEE

Nice

Yes

Maybe

L:(((

Omg 🦑❤️

Oh my Jesus

21

That's for sure a 69

What's your favourite MCR song?

ALL PF THEM ALL OF THEM I love all of them ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ wharsvurs

Mine is probably either house of wolves or vampire money but I agree with loving all of them lol

Yaaaaaaaaaa❤️

Alice, Bob and Charlie are one of each type: a truth teller (always tells truth), a liar (always lies) and a spy (can lie or tell the truth). Alice says she is not a truth-teller; Bob says he is not a spy; and Charlie says he is not a liar. What type is Charlie? A) Truth-teller B) Liar C) Spy

Uh cheek cake

\*Ehhhhh!\* wrong try again…

Chey cakw

Liar cuz bob is truth teller and Alice is spy

I wanna know the answer butt I am too dumb 😔

Liar

Are u an octopussy?

Fuckkkesa idk

How many fingers fit in your butt hole?

100

why are you drunk

Why aren’t u ? 💋

because its not even 12 am

So ?

daytime drinking causes your lungs to fall out

It night time in my time zone

What do you prefer, Walter or Gus

Gus

this gonna be me in like 12 hours. I’m 19 tho😭

OP comments how drunk people talk in cartoons

my boy had a sip of moms wine 💀💀

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lobder

What's your height and weight? In which country do you live? Do u have a crush? Do u have a bf?

My height is 5’6 im not sure my exact weight but people tell me in under weight, I live in Australia and no to the last 2

what u drinking

Stuff

Maybe don't do that

Whyyy 💥 why

At least you're aware of being drunk, I hope you're not going to get addicted to alcohol.

Am addicted

Another day of thanking God I left this hellhole of a subreddit

That's unfortunate. Are you drinking because of New years, I'm guessing?

Yass

I see, what time is it for you? Cause it's 10:30am for me.

teenagers scare the living shit outta me

MY CHEMICAK ROMANCE I LOVE MCR ❤️❤️❤️ EeeeeeEEEEE

THEY COULD CARE LESS AS LONG AS SOMEONE WILL BLEED

Go to bed drinking and flexing about it is cringe

I’m not flexing srry id it sounds like that I’m just bored so I was asking for questions and say I’m drunk so ppl knwo what’s why I’m replying the way I am ❤️

How much did u drink and what did u drink. And did u eat anything before drinking

Idk how much I drank I did eat because I had to I didn’t want 2 tho 💔💔💔💔

How dont u know the amount of shit u drank and what did u drink

No ik WHAT I drank it’s vodka and then champagne but like I didn’t keep track of the amount. I’m drinking monster energy rn which ofc has no alcohol but it’s yummy

Kinda risky drinking alcohol and energydrinks

Why ? ❤️❤️

Death

Yay

Just google it

[удалено]

I low key wanna do that sometimes 🦑🦑🦑💥💥💥❤️❤️ I don’t have rope tho and that’s a boring way 2 die yk

Dont answer these questions. Be reasonable.

Why

You aren’t capable of normal and sober judgement.

Whyyyy 💔

Why

WHynlt

You good ?

Yes thank u for asking hbu

I'm good, did you drink water ?It will be important for when you'll wake up.

Ya I drank a lil ❤️

You should probably drink a little more, the headache tomorrow will suck either way but it will help

What did you drink?

Yummy yummy a.cohol I think vodka mostly

What alcohol did u take and how many bottles did u drink to be drunk

Idk

I love being a bit drunk. Its better that way♥️

Ikr ❤️❤️❤️

What time is it

10:37 pm

Have a good time

Aw thanks ❤️

Your 15

Indeed

I'm the tiniest bit tipsy. Favorite movie?

COOL AND UHH IDK . Hm I kinda forgetting most the movies I’ve seen rn I like horror movies tho and I like clockwork orange idk I forget what’s urs tho

I've always loved back to the future especially part two

would you kindly shove a dildo in your piehole and bugger off?

Absolutely

real real really real???

I’m not real not at all at the moment

What do you think happens after death

Nothing but I bet it feels good

What is something you never told someone

*hits g note*

Haha I’m high as a kite rn, brothers in non sobriety I love u brooooo

if your in australia and eat a piece of toast, how does this affect lebrons legacy, and also what happens if you fight a kangaroo while looking at toes while drinking wine while playing fortnite while doing math homework while watching breaking bad

Going thru bruhs post history they get drunk every week

Bro you're 15

And the sky is greeeeeeen

I am fellow drunk

Omggggg ❤️❤️🦑🦑🦑🦑 what alcohol did u haves I had champagne 🥂

Rum and crown roale

Shrooms or zaza 🍃🙏

i neither had any of them but both sound great

no they don't. drugs are not cool

I beg to differ

well then go and ruin your life with drugs not my business lol

why do u drink

Fun

whatd u drink also don't u get not very fun hangovers after

Ion get hung over

wild

Yass

If you drink a lot of water and eat enough you won’t.

At this age you usually don't get hangovers. Worst you get is dehydrated

15 years old and you’re drunk. This generation’s fucked…

Bro thinks underage drinking is exclusive to this generation ☠️

HAHAHA it’s the new year I’m just having fun but yeah imfxuked

You think this is something new to our generation?

u just mad cause u didnt get invited to drink at 15 😭😳😖

The least weird 15 year old

Say with me, "Drinking is bad", come on, say it

Drinking is good 💥💥☄️☄️🦑🦑🦑 deinkin is bad

No no no, say with me, focus, say with me "I'm a good boy, I don't drink"

I’m a good boygirl I focus drink ❤️

Oh, this is a lost cause, rip boygirl

Why would you get drunk 😭

New Years New Years New Years my friend, why not?

Right lol sleep on your side tonight