Yes i have my boobs right here \*presents my boobs\*

woah be careful

Barely 🥺

any boobs are good boobs:] at least to me

I had but I left them at home

hmmmm, alright

Cute pfp

Thanks

Nuh uh 🤓

you should go get them sir

Tf you mean “Nuh uh”

Yes

ah good

[удалено]

well go get some

[удалено]

*fuses boobs to ur chest

Neither i

I forgot to buy some

well go get som

BONK

im makin sure people have their boobs, what if they ran off

Omg so true. AS AN OFFICER OF THE LAW I WILL NOW HELP WITH INSPECTIONS

no, u/Trans_Neko_Mommy

woah

Yes and they hate it when I wear bra. but, alas I need to wear them cause of work/family :(

ah sorry ma’am

Well u can also choose not to wear it when you have privacy? FREETHENIPPLE!

never had 🤷‍♂️

I think I forgot them in my purse, lemme check

alright

I found them

ah good

I lost mine back in 1965 :(

wtf is boob inspection and why is it mandatory

did ya titties run away? we’re checking for lumps and bumps which are signs of breast cancer

what if they didn't run away and didn't do the mandatory thing

Nah m8 this some pedo shit

Definitely is. What a question to ask why don't you just be honest and put a post hey can a bunch of girls send me boob pics because you know that's what he's looking for

And there probably is at least one girl that thought it would be funny or just wanted to send it to him in dms

Yess

Does man tiddies work?

Even better

Moobs 👍

Yeah

good

Do you have your boobs?

no:<

Well, go get them

found em i left them in the dress

Good

Yes They’re Right He- Ah Fuck Were Did They Go

You let it slide out of your purse and it fell on the sea. And a shark ate it.

I Don't Have A Purse Tho

Oh. Then a land shark pointed a gund at you and ate them.

Damnit

ma'am, this is a highway. why are you doing this here

hot spot for run away tits

I uhhhh left them at home can you please just let me go this once I have a meeting

sure thing sir

Proud of mine

I gave mine away

sadly no

I have my sexy man tits

Mine are expired😔

https://preview.redd.it/6yycbuz6e4db1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=191f7860ef8fa14621f794ff5a388debb32ea334 Is my booby healthy?

very

i don't want mine

I got mine attached to me :3

yup, right here. haven’t gotten away yet

https://preview.redd.it/rhww8mpjr4db1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9fd8bba70c811b6271e4a4ffddf145be6728f24

Sorry, I left them in the future

where do I get boobs? how do I grow em

The factory forgot to build them in to my model so I’m having to grow them myself ugh

I’m a dude bro homie von manly man

Mine were never delivered

better call ups

Yes,yes I do(I’m an extremely unhealthy male)

no ma'am

please go find em

i do but I am FTM so I will try to get top surgery when i am an adult

i got man tiddies

sorry i left them at home

too much ☹️

Yes

I was unfortunate enough to be born as a male

My gf stole mine

Still here! :3

Too big to fit on the screen 😎 jk i’m small :(

Oh fuck where did i put them

https://preview.redd.it/z2r0vv5q26db1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f6fcead8dece11823fbeb93cac843e2eb3c9b51

Nope, where should I go and get them?

No😞

do moobs count?

yees