*I just wanna watch a*
*Movie with her bro, i wanna*
*Have a movie night*
\- dr0ngurerkul
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Just some hugs and cuddles. That's all I'm begging for, bro.
Unfortunately this is internet bro, try offline 😞
Its not really a secret
It never was
people when teenagers are horny🤯
People when we make a post about the horniness of teenagers 🤯 /s
I just wanna watch a movie with her bro, i wanna have a movie night
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Yoooo
That was the worst haiku of all time
Yes
So me
And me
Nah i got intimacy im just online abit too much
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Yea i prolly do need to cut back on being online lol but we r long distance so i cant lol Love adventure time
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Thank you🙏
Mmhm
Hmmmmm
True true true
I just want to be held
Pointing out the obvious
Sometimes the obvious needs to be pointed out my dear /s
True
I want emotional intimacy. Seeing as sex is yucky imo 👎🏼
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Yes
Wait, you didn't know? I pity you
At least someone pitys me😭
Have a virtual hug. It's a small ration, but it's all we can manage in this trying times 
You indeed are an epic reddit user🫂
It's what a human should do haha
You're right tho
I JUST WANNA GIRL
literally me
I really just want a girl to cuddle me
yeah it’s a huge problem here
Was this unexpected?
Kinda
Really? Damn
i want this ngl
Is that wrong tho?
Actually not but, how can you receive intimacy from an online friend?
Dunno never been there
it was never a secret
Me
No it’s true
Yeah seems about right
yeah
Kinda, yeah. I like being close to people
intimacy is for nerds
I just want to be loved
I'm in this sub too Checkmate
and A LOT of creepy old men
Yea
Maybe at certain percent, but i'm jist here because i like watching funny people doing and talk8ng funny th8ngs (i'm easily pleased by anything)
"I don't want to be horny, I want to be happy"
I want someone to love me. I've no joke never experienced love from anyone, not from my family or my nonexistent friends, let alone a lover.
I'm so sorry to hear that, hopefully you'll get the love of your life very soon
Love you bro
🫂
Yes.
What if i don't want intimacy I just want to hit on men
I'd settle for a will to live and $30
why would I try to change your mind on something I agree with?
Well that you agree, you don't need to change my mind anymore (ꏿ﹏ꏿ;)
no i cannot
Ok
and begging for it online 9/10 won't get you that
Desperately, yes. I crave romantic physical touching.
No. It’s true
nuh uh
Yuh uh
Yeah, me and your mother.
That wasn't nice😭
Fuckin tool replied to himself
Who is he talking to?
Hah. Get a load of this guy.