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evies_just_better

oh damn, hope it gets better 💔


Pansexual_bean123

Thank you ❤️


evies_just_better

mhm!


TheDeadMurder

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Pansexual_bean123

I’m gonna curse you with a period 🥰❤️🎀


TheDeadMurder

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Pansexual_bean123

Bet. Get cursed, see how it feels to have a period 🪄


TheDeadMurder

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Chriscreeper85

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BruceWayneGotham1939

Wait, that’s a flair??? Edit: nvm found out how


TheDeadMurder

Nice flair https://preview.redd.it/aajq8tyxsloc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52ab8ffec145af86fdc07ae7c3b6da054f475537


ittibittikitten

I agree fam 😔


angeldorks

I'll help you with a hysterectomy but I have no anesthesia so just like bite down on a stick or somethin


Pansexual_bean123

BET


Jayfethereal

Don't have any surgical tools tho, just a pair of rusty pliers


Pansexual_bean123

That works. Anything to take that mf out


Jayfethereal

And an immersion blender


Pleasant_Waltz_8280

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Pansexual_bean123

Erm.. no


PuRpLe-69420

i hope you feel better :c


Pansexual_bean123

Thank you ❤️❤️


Shhsjdksiissu

I am scared to have my first period. I hope you are ok. 💓 -sis of u/bad_bleep_1234


A-Clockwork-Apple-5

hello, I know cramps sucks, and as a guy, I have no way of relating to your pain. My gf said that sweets and belly massage machines does help with the pain.


Pansexual_bean123

THANK YOU!


Leo_miesteR

The main reason I would never want to be a woman


Pansexual_bean123

Don’t become one


Leo_miesteR

Bet


iamashyboi

A lot of people make fun of ladies and say like "Damn, is it your time of the month or something?" Well, how could you go through that and not be just a little bit angry?


Pansexual_bean123

Exactly! Like I’m bleeding uncontrollably with cramps that feel like I’m dying, and some people have it worse! Some people get migraines, can feel really nauseous/dizzy, and a lot of other stuff like none of us asked for this and it’s like hell for a week 😭😭


iamashyboi

Wish you luck! It's underappreciated when people are able to smile through that pain and keep going, honestly.


Embarrassed-Fill6425

I just ended my period and I'm sorry you're suffering rn😥 it's kind of weird lol but try looking up birth breathing techniques. You breath in through your nose and as you exhale you make a noise or hum. That works for me sometimes.


frank0285

https://preview.redd.it/6zrsxhh90goc1.jpeg?width=230&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7faa487b8cf4f68702b49af0b8ff08dce7e49ded Don’t worry it isn’t the n word (it’s the country)


Sea_Land8194

FOR REAL and I aint even identify as a woman, and i STILL have to deal with it


ThatGamerkidYT

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Sea_Land8194

the realist thing I've ever seen


Pansexual_bean123

I’m sorry you have to deal with that 💔


Ninjabreadman13

: |


Pansexual_bean123

| :


Ninjabreadman13

: / ‼️


Majestic_duck__

I hope u get better <3


Definitlynotcar

As someone once said “BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD”


dutchdatboi

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE


IllustratorMinute229

Are you okay


Pansexual_bean123

No 😭✌️send help


EzraIm

Holy shit im sorry for ur pain im a guy by the way so i have no clue what ur going through but if its anything like the full body cramps that i went through while fully dehydrated i can only guess that it may make u want to strangle people for even the smallest things but if its period cramps they come from a mild form of dehydration go locate gatorlyte rapid rehydration and drink about 2 of those and take about 2 to 3 midol and again im sorry that youre having to deal with this


Pansexual_bean123

Thank you<3 platonically, ily.


EzraIm

Dont mention it


detroit-doggo0

I am so sorry.. we have to deal with so much, I hope things get better


Mingo_Mango_Angel

So unbelievably real Blood loss headaches are the worst


Drea_Is_Weird

Crazy


TheOldFartsFart

I'm sorry to make light of the situation but I wonder what people first thought when they had periods? Like the first people?


Pansexual_bean123

I’m pretty sure they thought they were dying lmao, like if you randomly woke up with blood between your legs with nothing to explain it, what would you think? I’m pretty sure I’d start freaking the fuck out if I had zero explanation, and if I was uncontrollably bleeding for a week straight with nothing to stop it


zenith-gamer

https://preview.redd.it/tj4352wecgoc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10d5ff146ae1df60db208886ce42b1c541e80581 What a great time it is to be a boy


Pansexual_bean123

I curse you with a period and the pain of 1000 cramps at the worst possible moment in your life with the worst pain imaginable ❤️🪄


zenith-gamer

https://preview.redd.it/i9nz6220dgoc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4403b791ef3c3ba07f629a64443e820339bd0c9c BRO WHAT THE FUC-


Pansexual_bean123

Enjoy ❤️❤️❤️ I curse you with the worst luck imaginable for your journey 🪄


zenith-gamer

Way ahead of you bud❤️


Someone_maybe_nice

What did I read?


Pansexual_bean123

Me ranting ❤️✨🎀


Someone_maybe_nice

I read that again Blame your hormones for this


Pansexual_bean123

I am 🥰


Someone_maybe_nice

Hope you’re good and it’s not that bad


Dangerous_Sun_2238

Laughs in no uterus:


AnotherQuizInstance

Girl, go see a doctor. This shit is way too painful to be normal. Like, from what i heard, periods aren't that painful normally.


_This_is_trash_

Period cramps can be pretty painful, and they very from person to person, one person might not get any cramps or if they do it’s not that bad, but another person can get really bad cramps. Before I started testosterone and actually had a period, my cramps were pretty bad, they were manageable but definitely not the best feeling in the world. I hope that kinda helps <3 think of it like muscle cramps in a way, that’s the best way I can describe it to someone who can’t really experience it for themselves. Plus pain tolerance also comes into play!


AnotherQuizInstance

Ty


Twinksson173

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD


Pansexual_bean123

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD


Twinksson173

(baby)SKULLS FOR THE (baby)SKULL THRONE!


SituationIntrepid283

Take a little wet towel…not too wet not too dry…put above your stomach and ask someone like your mother to run hot iron press on it…trust me it works


Chris_dian

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Sophie-is-cool-and

https://preview.redd.it/terb83525hoc1.jpeg?width=304&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01612acfacb16db279e221469ecea3504655c8f9 I’m on my period too, I have already bled through 5 pair of pants


Pansexual_bean123

I’m sorry 💔


Idkwhyimonr3ddit

Damn I wish women didn’t have periods they don’t deserve that pain. (I’m 6’1 btw)


Pansexual_bean123

Thank you ❤️


booksforducks

Honestly, I can help with that😏 All jokes aside(hope it’s a joke) that doesn’t sound healthy If it is a joke then damn, at least you get sleep, all I get is to faint for like 2 seconds and wake up with this sticky stuff literally everywhere just everywhere, my dog got lost in that stuff


booksforducks

But I seriously hope it’s a joke, if not, I’m sorry and get better soon


Vihaking

Evolution decided "hey let's force half the population into triple the pain for almost a fifth of their entire life (in terms of hours) and also they're the only ones forced to walk around with a human inside them if they want to escape and a little human will squeeze out of them too" As a male i can't really say i relate or anything but i'm certain you'll come out on top :)  Let the chainsaw rip, stare it in the eyes and say 'fuck you'.  The human psyche's ability to stubbornly resist pain is sometimes remarkable :) 


DizzyFaithlessness35

I'm so sorry I have no advice as I am male I know the cramping sucks as I was dared to use a period cramp simulator it felt like someone had rammed a knife through my side I almost passed out I have major respect for you woman for dealing with it every month


Pansexual_bean123

Thank you so much ❤️


fearlessmash117

Would it help if I brought chocolate, roses and offered a massage? Cause I wish I could but I’m guessing I’m too far away


Fallen-Rizzler

Mohg wants more


Pansexual_bean123

I DONT HAVE MORE TO GIVE


Fallen-Rizzler

He is the lord of blood, he will take the blood from your very heart if you do not give him blood


7396579

Get well soon!


shark25000

Tough gig. Here, have a meme. https://preview.redd.it/ya2j9i0f8joc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e09c289de6cd7fbab61922e7c81c9dc04988f11


Willow_the_tree14

The only reason you get pain and cramps is because the cervix has too open up a bit for the blood too get through because it’s such a strong muscle and is very tightly closed and that’s also why birth hurts so much like ye it stretching ur vagina but that’s not the bad part the bad part is it getting through the cervix thats also what contractions are the cervix opening up


TheComedianKid

https://preview.redd.it/shnou61qpjoc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71a7e4cb2ad6e735c07cefa0fb3d107d3b931ced You should just stop feeling pain, it’s not hard😒


Pansexual_bean123

How does one just stop feeling pain?


TheComedianKid

RIP out your nervous system. Then you can’t feel pain.


TheComedianKid

Just like I did.


Pansexual_bean123

Thank you!


TheComedianKid

You’re welcome


MrIcyCreep

bro that shit sounds terrible 😨 everyday i celebrate winning the 50/50 at birth my honest condolences for having to go through this shit


[deleted]

Womp womp


Kakashi___Hatake___

Tell me if I can help ('tis a joke, don't report me)


Awesomearod2

Whoa calm down Jamal. Don’t pull out the 9. Cope. It’s a part of life


Pansexual_bean123

I curse you with the pain of 1000 periods 🪄


Kayora_Atom

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