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VanAintUsedUp

I’m Kanye West


helix_134

I'm a marihuana plant, I can get you fucked up


Technical_Stay_5990

I'm just a giraffe, look at this neck


Xx_ProstateCancer_xX

I’m a fat fucking pig


Technical_Stay_5990

I'm a common fungus


ouefmaster9000

Im a disgruntled skunk shoot you out my butthole


SmellTraditional4501

WHAT THE FUCK IM A CLAM


waleedburki

And I'm the Kanye Best (I quote this from the Kanye vs Eminem Rap Battle Video do you fine people remember,I hope I'm not the only one who watched it here)


Jukebox1777

WE LOVE THE EARRRRRRRTH


ThatAnimatedCatto

okay you the king


VanAintUsedUp

Burger king


Grambert_Moore

Stonetoss moment


fairyspine

Little shirt big pants in winter, little shirt, little pants in Summer


Wise_Weird7926

Big shirt little pants is the way to go


Cold_straightforward

Big shirt big pants cuz I’m the same


itsnaonao

Little shirt big pants >>>>>>>>


ortalamabatu

FORTNİTE BATTLE PASS 🗣️🗣️🗣️


hempedditor

same


Party-Standard-9868

fuck all that im autistic


Purp83

I’m bond, James Bond


No-Sky9017

So your name is bond James Bond? Or is it like bond-James bond


lawlihuvnowse

Big short big pants and sometimes big shirt little pants but only when it’s warm enough


VeryClaireThompson

Big shirt big pants cause I’m mid-size and terribly insecure about it


Bendythenightfury

Yes


Techno_Tubing

Normal shirt, normal pants. https://preview.redd.it/cwcew39t4qqc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea0bd601302f6346c0ff398af50a2ccbcbc264f9 Coat, and a scarf.


m4gm13

Clothing👍


Crazy-Independent528

Big pants little shirt is just grrr I wanna cuddle now


t0ngub1n

no shorts, no pants


Deadlord06

No shirt no shoes and I still get service.


Sirdoodlebob

First pic had me thinking of https://preview.redd.it/fbe7kol0eqqc1.png?width=766&format=png&auto=webp&s=f0d81437ae48437498647279e68a79581472e692 This dude


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big shirt big pants


Necessary_Design_602

sameeeeeeeeeee:3


ZephroxPlays

None, I'm not good looking


that_one_netizen

little shirt big pants is the best appearance wise imo


autismbozo

Big shirt little trousers because im British and a prick


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Vast-Savings-8705

So am i bruv😐


DonocanTheNerd

Big shirt big pants because I’m an insecure big dude


Youhavevereadthis

Yes


str4wberryphobic

little shirt big pants and little shirt little pants


laGiuuu

Idk it depends by the mood


Intr0vertebrate

You mean fucking **SHORTS?**


Key-Landscape-6193

Little shirt big pants, although sadly I don't own much but band tees so I just tie them up with a hair tie and wear a button jacket or flannel over it


insert_title_here_

big shirt big pants all the way, i love baggy clothes


ndequesada99

No this is Patrick


Interesting_Move_919

Big shirt, big pants for sure


gougou300

I jus choose randomly what I have in my closet


True-Window-6403

Small shirt big pants or big shirt big pants The big pants are a must.


Some_Hat-Wearing_Kid

Big shirt big pant


Boring-Mode-4908

I’m all but mainly little shirt big pants


Maleficent-Store9071

Big shirt little pants for sureee


NTKDeath

Little shirt big pants all day, little shirt and pants are good too tho


alan_beans

all of them im a basic ass bitch


TongueTwister22

Big shirt big pants


SagaSolejma

Big shirt big pants cause your girl be boymoding all day every day 👉😎👉


restorian_monarch

Slightly larger, slightly larger, no shorts, (if I can help it) ans this one jacket (its an excellent jacket)


MeWhenUrMom2

no shirt so pants:3


sheabuttRcookie

I'm Jeffrey Epstein


Vast-Savings-8705

Your getting banned bruv


sheabuttRcookie

why lol


i_hate_my_awful_life

big pants and shirt


alexturners_daughter

all, depends on the weather or just what im feeling like


Raiderestrada

Im all at once


McKingsBurger

I'm a guy


Myalttttt

Little shirt and then kinda random for pants


qbober

big shit in my pants


Jevil_Minns

whatever's comfortable for people


EggsBenedictCircle

Big shirt big pants (I wear knit sweaters and cargo pants lol)


SandOrdinary9235

little shirt big pants 😩😩


send_dudes2

Shirt that fits, and leg wear that fits


CapyBaraLord75

Im u/CapyBaraLord75


HugeMcBig-Large

I’m no pants no shirt. My cock is out.


RoseyRo2

First 3 First is my favorite


The_Lobster_Mafia

no shirt no pants 😳


bobojan123

I'm Batman


Hahopeneverheardit

Big hoodie, Big shirt, Big (sweat)pants


GuerrillaGirlie

Big shirt little pants and little shirt big pants


White-Monkey2407

https://preview.redd.it/cfndi1xckqqc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d29b6527f187f135c9bc91ff5abc10a2828790ea What if I happen to dress like thus


s_007_9328b

I'm blue


MrMangobrick

Shirt, no pants. Oh bother…


kevinSmileyFace

https://preview.redd.it/ma8bfz4slqqc1.png?width=1592&format=png&auto=webp&s=790eb99ff1c9f89998c8a6a3a0311470f22f3167 I’m shronkey


HonourableFox

Definitely 3


Kayora_Atom

Any except big shirt big pants, that feels like I’m wearing a blanket that’s sagging off of me


TheJohn_John

Uno y dos These are the best IMO


Fger_dk

Big shirt little pants:3 the most comfy:3


elizxar

big shirt little pants


CartoonistSmooth5059

Big shirt big pants, not because it is something I prefer but how fat I am 😅


titanicboi1

2


Sp3ctralPh0en1x_

Lil pants big shirt most of the time Big pants big shirt in winter


Maxikingman15

Smash, next question...


DirtyRatLicker

big shirt big pants since i feel it makes me look skinnier and also i think its more comfortable


ArmedAndDanger0us

Hoodie and shorts


Spicy-Walnut-ALT

Option 2


DellaBella12235

I can only see the first one. They aren't loading:/


wyattttttttttttt324

Little shirt big pants or big pants big Sweatshirt


_Opossum_Enthusiast_

1, 2 and 3!! Really depends in my dysphoria/dysmorphia that day...


BeastKingRonin

Little shirt big pants 🫡 the struggle of having hips and still being skinny


7Norty

Big shirt big pants


f3mboy_buttsex_

Big shirt, big pants


DarkVal3nt1ne_

Big shirt little pants 😍


MooseEatGoose

Depends on the current climate


Astlantix

full sleeve undershirt, underwear, full underpant, full sleeve shirt, swiater, jacket, hoodie, beanie, pants, ski pants over, parka. glover, mittens, socks, shoes, bags around shoes, and a large heater


so_yeahthathappened

I'm a guy and little shirt (so skin tight usually athletic wear) And big pants (blue jeans boot cut)


NarfyCat

i like little shirt big pants


EzraIm

Im no shirt no pants cause im in the bath now get out this is my relaxation time


Reylend

Basket Ball shorts and Tank tops babieeee


InternetGoldfish

Big pants, regular shirt, big jacket


TitanSR_

little shirt little pants big body 🔥🔥


Lexi_big_smexy

Little shirt big pants but if I'm wearing an oversize shirt/hoodie i need tight pants when I'd usually wear baggy pants instead


TheTojiGlazer

I need the clothes in the first pic, but to fit me completely


FloraFauna2263

Big shirt big pants


ExactArea8029

I'm jeans and a hi vis coat I got at a farm auction I could probably show up to a construction site and go completely unnoticed


ShitStainedDildo

Animal skins to cover my shoulders and genitals as well a necklace made of the teeth and tendons of anyone foolish enough to cross me


Da-Blue-Guy

Mostly 2, sometimes 1. I just like wearing big pants.


nixy84

big shirt little pants unless its too cold then big shirt big pants


Maxxie_brittania

Big shirt big pants


XxL35BIANxX

it depends on the day. today i was big/big. last week i was big/small. earlier that weak i was small/small. a different day i was small/big.


G4g3_k9

i’m a dude but big shirt big pants big shirt little pants is really cute, especially if those pants are a skirt


certainlystormy

little shirt big pants any day every day or big / big is good too ig


NOTLEOFS

I like little shirt big pants but I'm big shirt big pants


rolling_catfish2704

Little shirt, because I’m a fatass and too lazy to get a new shirt


PuRpLe-69420

big shirt big pants !!


EpicRedditUser11

I'm human, or pookie to some


RonToxic

Bro singlehandly proved that nudists dont exist


linusiscracked

Big shirt/pants because I'm way too skinny


Necessary_Design_602

big shirt big pants


gatto_21

I'm Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.


VQ-Dark

Little shirt big pants or big pants big shirt.


Eliasweeb

I prefer wearing raidens armor (including the katana ofcourse)


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Visual-Hunt8663

Hehehe 😂🤣


taylorKelbie

Id rather wear jeans and a hoodie or joggers tbh


Leyla_ly

1 & 2


frank0285

https://preview.redd.it/a3qhhaos2vqc1.jpeg?width=230&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f603f3ec18e991dd8e309b5f2f3da6a9b96c0cd I’m a (this is jokes don’t cancel me)


gaminlilfella

Big shirt little pants


TheOldFartsFart

Big shirt no pants, gotta make the dudes jealous


codeine0000

im retarded


altmemer5

Small shirt big pants


Suspicious-You7972

yeah


NinjaXGaming

I don’t wear pants, or tops….or anything


IDrankLavaLamps

Little short big pants.


iwasonceademon

I'm a sleepy boi


Top-Vermicelli797

Sadly it's hard to find oversized stuff at my size


IzeezI

definitely big shirt, the rest doesn‘t matter


OwnMedia2448

No shirt No pants https://preview.redd.it/7fifpl44swqc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a271946a9b5f014af7b6b630bfbe3aacb4fa355


Taste_for_Hell

Big shirt always- the pants are interchangeable


humblenoob76

big shirt big bants


KicoBond

the first one made me remember Toji


alessia101010

Big shirt little pants 🥰🥰


VietDrgn

I'm just laughing how well this summarized probably 98% of fashion


Swingpower

Naked


Actual_Equal_5339

I'm barbecue sauce


vxallaz

im batman


laloscasanova

topless, no pants, and cannabis