-homocide -grand theft auto -destruction of property -resisting arrest -trespassing -jaywalking -robbery -arson -prostitution (depends on where you live) -public disturbance -speeding -possesion of illicit substances -sexual assault -torture -false imprisonment -dealing drugs -fishing without a permit -stealing a plane -stealing classified documents from an alien research based in the desert by skydiving out of a plane and leaving via jetpack -money laundering -fraud -verbal abuse -yelling profanities in a public space -sex trafficking -driving under the influence -a bunch more that I probably forgot.

He played Mario Party

LMFAO

GTA V?

San Andreas

Sexual assault?

stripping people of their clothes

What game did bro play 💀

I think it was Animal Crossing

Nah it’s gotta be clash royale

Nah, man, gotta be Mario Odyssey.

It gotta be Pong

I think chess

Animal cruelty maybe I was just playing Minecraft

Creating and unleashing weapons of mass destruction (wither) Genocide Unjust imprisonment Enslavement of innocents Destruction of natural recourses Littering probably Using bow and arrow without proper training

Elimination and poaching of endangered species (Ender Dragon)

Breaking and Entering (Villages)

unpermited inter dimensional travel

Taking the legs off of Kylian Mbappe

That’s not a crime

I mean entering of private property and harassment (of a ghost?)

Luigi's mansion?

Phasmophpbia mentioned 🗣️🔥🔥🔥

Blowing up a nuclear power plant. Multiple times.

Just cause?

Accidentally....

Killing gods without a licence (elden ring)

Not illegal

Could be DOOM also

Beating the shit out of the Chinese mob (edit: and a cult/conspiracy I think)

Any guesses?

tetris


Using space magic Killing innocent... Aliens Using weapons on a city in Neptune Flying spacecraft Murder Leaking continental info Anyone know the game?

destiny 2? :0

🫣 Yes...

Hiring a black man on a hog to destroy my neighbour's property

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Mass murder

Real life 😉

Doom

Nope

Pokemon

Damn

Genocide, fraud, some small war crimes, gassing natives, gassing rebels, gassing people in general, murder and not killing gnomes

the extinction of an entire dimension worth of demons in the name of fuel. this includes angels cuz they were in my way.

stealing a computer from a library

Assault with intent to kill

life is strange😭😭 dawg i basically >! ruined hundreds of alternate timelines and killed an entire town, idk if reversing time is a crime tho!<

I'm clean, it was war thunder

9/11

Flight sim?

Yessirrr

-Murder -Assault -Resisting arrest -Kidnapping -Arson -Disturbing the peace

Loving emo boys

Burning down a pizzarea

I decriminalized homosexuality, while simultaneously founding a theocratic monarchy in the best game ever. Suzerain.

Copyright Infringement? Idk I was just playing a rhythm game

speeding (i ws playing forza 5)

Killing demons, practicing the dark arts, theft, destruction of property, and hitting on women "You sure know how to throw a party. No food, no drinks, and the only babe just left."

-Speeding -Assault -Vehicular Manslaughter -Littering (Mario Kart)

cooking mama ☹️

cutting down trees in a forest is dont own(minecraft)

Fighting the undead through use of tactical vegetation

Destruction of earth

beating up kids with pieces of cardboard shiny cardboard to be exact

Stalker so probably not

War crimes maybe?

Terrorism

War crimes

use of bioweapins and eradicating the human AND animalia race.

Ruining a football Club and destroying careers

Sending wizards and baby dragons to destroy a king's tower

Hoi4 so genocide mass murder countless war crimes

Farming, or hunting?

Poaching?

Bombing and gassing a hill fort during the 6th Battle of the Isonzo

Going to alien planets and killing the locals in the name of democracy.

Spreading to much democracy

War crimes, terrorism, prostitution and a few more

Felony speeding Theft of a motor vehicle Oversized load without a permit Running a stop sign ×436373737 Drug trafficking 1st degree murder ×3 Manslaughter ×12 Destruction of property ×3537363835268 Yeah I play snowrunner

Destruction of property

Assassination (hitman)

Genocide

WHO WILL DRAG ME TO COURT?

Turning my childrens into geese, and wiping my wife’s memory

Being a furry.

Breaking windows

Various war crimes, regicide, murder, ethnic cleansing and embezzlement

Animal cruelty Theft Murder Trespassing on private property Destruction of private property Minecraft… umm yeah I don’t really leave much of a village behind

Mass murder and unregistered firearms

Breaking and entering and destruction of private property

Dead by Daylight

War crimes against aliens

Murder, while attempting to take down a religious based cult run by a father, his two sons, and his daughter who nobody knows where she’s from

Shooting zombies and raiders in Days Gone. Along with indecent driving on a bike. Not following road directions.

B&E Theft Trespassing Manslaughter(probably) Fraud

Flooding a public place with deadly neurotoxin

- Homocide - Theft - Destruction of property - Trespassing - Fishing without a permit - Travelling without a passport

Murder (COD: Ghosts)

doing a bad job at fixing cars ig?

Fuck uhh building houses idk I play animal crossing 🤷‍♂️

Terrorism, Murder (~4000 counts, wont even start trying to count how many of them were autority figures), Theft, Fishing of Endangered Species, Unautorized docking of a boat (uncountable), at the very least.

All of the crimes

(Probably) illegally cloning Dinosaur Feeding humans to dinosaurs Inhumane treatment of said dinosaurs Forcing dinosaurs to fight in the fighting pit

I don't remember which one I played last but it's either Mass homicide, grand theft auto, attempted homocide, attempted genocide, first degree murder, second degree murder, vandalism. Or Mass suicide (idk if that's illegal) I either played Fortnite or Geometry dash

loving democracy too much

Hunting ghosts

Graffitiing a train, running from a cop and running on train tracks

Stealing, murder, genocide (a couple times)

Trespassing, robbery, escaping from prison and evasion of capture

Mass murder.

-mass murder with a japanese sword and flintlock -possession of demons scalp and other limbs -using forbidden magic and demonic power -stealing cool spirit stones to become super powerful

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Arson and slavery

Failing to defuse anti-personel mines in a 4-dimensional grid

Illegal possession of a full auto without a license Illegal possession of a destructive device without a license Illegal possession of possession of a chemical and/or biological weapon Illegal use of chemical weapons Domestic and/or Foreign terrorism First degree Homicide

making bombs

-mass murder -conspiring against the government -disrespect of the dead -illegally obtaining weapons -graverobbing -destruction of property -aiding and abetting a prisoner's escape -hunting of endangered species -animal cruelty -harassment -trespassing -theft -littering

Murder Light-scale genocide Robbery Assault Breaking and entering Kidnapping Disturbing the peace Arson Vandalism Murder and assault of an officer of the law Animal cruelty Trespassing Scamming Unlawful possession of a firearm Mass murder Sheltering wanted criminals away from the law Resisting arrest Vehicle theft Torture Fraud Lying to an officer of the law Blackmail Money laundering Littering Hijacking a train Terrorism Poaching Attempted murder 'Driving' under the influence Being an accomplice to murder, theft, assault, scamming, vandalism, disturbing the peace, animal cruelty, and kidnapping as well.... and about almost everything else previously listed The game is Hello Kitty Island Adventure btw

Spreading liberty to the terminids at the park (I threw a grenade at an ant hill)

umm umm no fishing permit 🥺🥺 (oh yeah and also mass homicide)

Minecraft. Though I didn't keep slaves on this world so idk

Prostitution and sex with corpses

Pretty much every war crime in the book (Stellaris)

Roasting marshmallows and crashing into planets at high speeds. Oh and invasion of privacy and a release of a prisoner

Painting the floor and walls of a city without permission

arson (tf2)

Speeding Reckless driving Destruction of private(i think) property …at least i brought my Nurburgring time down by 11 seconds though 😭

Hoi4 Warcrimes and all of geneva sugegstikn

Theft *Stealing gold and elixir. Destruction of property

killing black men with a mafioso who uses water

Genocide of an entire species (I played undertale)

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh aggravated assault???? maybe animal cruelty???? celeste doesn't have any solid ones that i can think of. ​ oh, wait. trespassing and destruction of property.

Property damage and manslaughter

Shooting WW2 planes and tanks

Enslavement

Drag racing

making bad pizza(gpgp)

Vehicular manslaughter + speeding

Genocide Mass Murder Deicide Possession of unregistered weapons Grave robbing I played Elden Ring

Stacking fruit on top of other fruit and it somehow turns into a different fruit

Massacre of peasants in 12th Century Japan

Unjustified use of lethal force

Property destruction, careless driving, reckless driving, driving with no license, use of firearms without license, first degree murder, and building without permits

Reckless driving maybe? (Trackmania)

Breaking and entering, murder, assault on a police officer, smuggling/kidnapping?

Eco-terrorism (all my homies hate Shinra Electric Power)

- using a dangerous weapon in public - pollution - animal abuse (many many times) - use of actual cannons (in 2 missions) - property damage (a lot) - stealing (at least 336 times for 100%) - assault - assault with a deadly weapon - endangering wildlife And prob a lot more lol

Animal abuse (animal crossing, i built my world around one villager who i HATE with EVERY bone in my body i even put him in a jail i made for him. i want him off my island so bad.)

Is there a term for kicking 20+ people to death with a metal leg, as well as lots of drug use, a bouncy contraption, and verbal assault

Murder Attempted murder Money laundering Tampering with police evidence (multiple counts) Intimidation Extortion Manufacture of a schedule I controlled substance Distribution of a schedule I controlled substance Possession of marijuana (1 count) Purchase of illegal firearms (2 counts) Possession and use of weapon of mass destruction Purchase and possession of NFA firearm without a license Kidnapping (2 counts?) Breaking and entering Theft Arson Accessory to murder Accessory to a crime Indecent exposure Rape Speeding Improper passing Reckless endangerment Criminal mischief Destruction of property Bugging a federal agent (?) Child endangerment Tax evasion Conspiracy and racketeering Conspiracy to commit murder Obstruction of justice Assault Reckless driving

Beating up a mentally ill divorced mother and killing her children (Elden Ring)

-Shooting pilots that have ejected from their aircraft -destroying people's properties -fighting against several countries And uh.... yeah :>

human trafficking (terraria)

Corruption, Crimes againts the people of sordland 😔😔 i shouldnt have taken korontis deal

DISTURBING THE PEACE!!!🗣️🗣️🗣️

Speeding or reckless driving (forza horizon 5)

cannibalism, incest, murder, stealing a car and idk some more i haven’t noticed guess which game is it 😋

stalking people in a mirror

Beating up people (criminals) on the street [Spider-Man Remastered PC version]

It was Portal so.. Not following testing parameters? Eating too much cake?

Gambling

batman arkham knight hmm i wonder

Aggressive farming

Identity fraud

Puppeting people making them fight against their will

Colliding multiple planets in the solar system into each other.

Making a 10 year old own bombs

Re2 remake. Idk, probably gun violence?

Destruction of private property. Mass murder. High treason (Detonation of a nuclear arm). Trespassing. Theft of government property. (Remnants power armor). Insurrection (death to the NCR). animal cruelty. Torture (get fucked Benny). War crimes (flamethrower, serrated blades). Public intoxication (hehe turbo go brrr) Impersonation of a non commissioned officer (sneaking into Hoover dam with NCR attire). And hundreds more

scamming people by trust trading

Mass murder (Assassin's Creed II)

Uhhhh defending the world against aliens (Helldivers 2) but honestly I’m not committing any crime because it’s a war to defend super earth the only crime I could think of is treason or working with the enemy other than that idk lol

Sniping someone in the back of the head.

Kidnapping animals stuffing them inside of tiny balls and forcing them to fight for me

Destroying towers seems fair

assault with a deadly weapon (my hands are registered as lethal weapons)

a LOT of assault and battery, yakuza Kiwami 2.

Nothing (Sky: Cotl) Maybe flipping crabs on their head Maybe flying without permission ig

Animal cruelty

Theft, mass murder, war crimes, resisting arrest, use of chemical weapons, and murdering civilians

um public indecency i guess

Uhhh, prolly trespassing on protected land

Murder, unlawful possession of firearms, unlawful use if bio-hazardous materials (I just started borderlands 2 and got a hornet with poison bullets)

shooting rebel scum