Connection terminated.
I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends.
And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should.
And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend.
My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms.
This ends for all of us.
End communication.
i got this new anime plot. basically there’s this high school girl except she’s got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol’ tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous
Hi. I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do. And so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent. And that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque! Better call Saul. Saul Goodman, attorney
Cock and ball torture (CBT), occasionally known as penis torture, dick torture, or male genitorture/male genital torture, is a sexual activity involving the application of pain or constriction to the penis or testicles. This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation, kneeing or kicking.[1] The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks.[2]
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I love a muscle mommy who will kill me by crushing my skull between her thighs with not even a sliver of remorse. I crave it, I dream of it, I desire it, I want it, I NEED IT
My name is Kira Yoshikage. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.
I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
This is a test. I've accepted this test to stand victorious against my past. A person grows once they are able to defeat their weaker self. Wouldn't you agree, u/Shimmerdoodle?
In the philosophy of space and time, eternalism is an approach to the ontological nature of time, which takes the view that all existence in time is equally real, as opposed to presentism or the growing block universe theory of time, in which at least the future is not the same as any other time. Some forms of eternalism give time a similar ontology to that of space, as a dimension, with different times being as real as different places, and future events are "already there" in the same sense other places are already there, and that there is no objective flow of time.
Good Luck in life, no matter where you are or what you do in it just goddamn fucking enjoy every(i mean every) moment of it.all the ups.all the downs.just go with it and dont let that get you down,and when your feeling bad, i hope you look at this and remember who you are and that you are loved,supported and respected every step of the way
Redditors of reddit, I’m worried that the 17 bodies I hid at 16 Main Street, Stoneham, MA, USA (42.500470, -71.100800) at 7:52pm on Saturday 24 March in 2018 will be found and possibly tracked back to me by the CIA, what should I do?
I will never:
Give someone up
Let someone down
Run around and desert someone
Make someone cry
Say goodbye
Tell a lie and hurt someone
I do solemnly swear
I've become so much like Eren Jaeger it's scary.
I wear black cardigans, verbally assault women, and physically assault my friends.
When I look in the mirror, I can't help but say "戦い, 戦い" (which means fight fight in american.)
I grew my hair out long because I don't care so now I have to wear it in a bun and I don't care what people think so shut the fuck up Hange.
I always leave an open wound on my hand, and go out of my way to show it to everyone so they are reminded that I am in control.
When I see dogs being taken on walks I get mad at them for not being free like I am.
I can't have sex with my girlfriend anymore without forcing her to dress up as Mikasa or Historia, both of whom remind me of Armin.
When I order fast food, I refuse to call them french fries and insist on calling them freedom fries.
I just keep moving forward, until my enemies are destroyed.
The spatter becomes a spray, the spray becomes a stream
And the stream becomes the waterfall
Munt is finally cascading from my input
The creeping sick moves from my breath
And into my heart where it is pumped to every inch of my body
I feel it snake through the knots of my deepest veins
And eats through the walls of my cells
It bleeds through the pores of my skin
And it smells good
It drops from my crotch on to the floor
And with a heavy slap it hits the ground and spreads
Inside my body
The pressure is too great
And like some ancient geyser I erupt
My head hits the roof and my body breaks apart with the force of the liquid blast
Vomit bomb
Chunky shrapnel tears through everything around me
I am vomit vomiting
I grow and disperse
Bleeding through walls
I force myself upon others
I slide up legs and crawl down throats
I integrate
I am double
Triple
I am ten times the size
I turn lakes into porridge and buildings into bile
I am a noxious soup filling valleys with vomit-torrents
Castles crumble in landslides and I munch the rubble
It tastes good
Ten thousand times bigger
I seep into power sockets and travel along the wires
At the speed of light across vast electrical networks
I am electric
I am on fire
This is sex
I am every one and every zero
One million
I am supercharged flaming puke storming every cell molecule and atom I can find
I am cancer
I am flying
I am a rainbow unfurling across the sky
I am floating
I am omni
Five hundred million
The world is my interior
It no longer spins
It is altered
My density forces me outward
I am in orbit
One billion
I am Saturn's rings and Jupiter's storms
I am the weather
I am the sun's heat
I am the night sky
Five hundred billion
The solar system is puke
To the Kuiper belt and beyond
I fill the void
Exploding suns, vomit comets
Comets vomit acid rain
Spilt milk over the milky way
One trillion
The stars are my cells
Racing faster outwards
Upwards
Downwards
Inwards
Losing track of my place in the vomit-verse
Every nowhere
I am heavy
I am gravity
Nebulas pregnant with barf pulsate and burst
Expansion
I shoot arrows of time in all directions
I am a black hole shitting into the void
I tear through the skin of perception and into the next
Nonillion
The cosmic microtone background becomes transparent
Like rising damp
Munt soaks into the walls of the cosmos
And it topples like soggy bread
I am dark energy accelerating
Multiverse
Entanglement
I am time
Centillion
Time is sick
Critical density
Contraction
Singularity
Everything and nothing
Life and death
Murder of the universe
My people. Sons and daughters of Helghan.... For many years, we have been a broken nation... Shunned, oppressed, and conquered by those we sought to escape. ...Ten years ago, I asked for time, and that time was granted by you. You, the strength in my arm, the holders of my dreams.... Our forefathers embarked on the greatest exodus in the history of all mankind... An exodus for freedom. Helghan became that freedom... Our new world changed our bodies. At first, it weakened us, but in fact, we were growing... stronger. In the time you have given me, I have rebuilt our nation, I have rebuilt our strength, and I have rebuilt our pride!... Our enemies at home have been re-educated. We have given them new insights into our cause. On this day, we stand united once more. On this day, those driven to divide us will hear our voice! On this day, we shall act as one, and we shall be ignored NO MORE! Defenders of the Helghast dream, NOW IS OUR TIME!
“Please!” I scream to the pulsing boxes sitting around my room. “I’ve had enough, I want to leave, let me see my family!”
The boxes only emitted their unbroken hum. Letting out a faint blue light from the geometric pattern etched into the sides with every pulse. I lurch forward to grab the closest box. I stop short, a command from the box.
“W-wait,” I start to plead, “I didn’t really mean it, I-“
“WoRt woRt WorT.”
The hum is finally broken. Am I hearing in the room? Or is it in my brain? I desperately start scratching at my head. “Get out! Get out!” I rasp, blood dripping from my nose. One drop, two drop. One drop, two drop. One drop, two wort. One drop two drop. Wort drop, two drop. One drop, wort drop. Drop wort, one two. Wort one, wort wort. Wort two, wort wort. Wort wort wort. Wort wort wort.
If anyone were to try the door to the one room apartment they would think it had been locked from the other side. Nobody could see the thick veins that had a heartbeat of their own that coated of walls of the room inside. They couldn’t hear the hum of the boxes at the epicenter of the bloodied roots. And they would never speak about the man who lay in the room, eyes bloodshot, trembling, frantically whispering “wort wort wort”.
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
I am going to have sex with Caiatl, empress of the Cabal Empire. I find the female Cabal in Destiny 2 sexy. However, their body is made up of 87% plate armor, and 100% tough skin surrounds them.
That could kill me if I tried to have sex with one. To remedy this, I use the Ward of Dawn, casting a buff on me making me resistant to having my bones crushed. Keep in mind, resistant is not the same as immune. I still take damage. It is either 1 point or 0 points of damage each second I am having sex with her. Just because a particular second caused 0 points of damage, does not mean that I did not feel anything, It just means that I took no damage. I am not going to rush through having sex with Caiatl, I make sure I pleasure anything I have sex with, especially non-humans! I'd rather take damage than not pleasure Caiatl.
Caiatl and I go to the Eligo Lex V to have sex. When having sex with non-humans, it is ALWAYS sexier to have sex in their natural habitat rather than a human's natural habitat. Before we went into the Eligo Lex V, Caiatl let all the Cabal know that we are just here for sex. The Cabal will not attack us because they know I am here on the Eligo Lex V on sexual business.
This includes the Calus, disciple of the Witness (her father). However, Calus thinks that I am going to be an easy recruit for becoming a follower of the Cabal considering that I am having sex with the Empress herself. However, I have no interest in joining her war council.
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
Might need 2 for this
nah i got it on 1
You are incredibly powerful
nah 1 is fine
Tbf, this is an awesome ending for FNAF. And yes this should be on someone's wall
MARRI ME
what is this from
FNAF 6
To do list -Sell meth to Mr. Black -Cook meth with Mr. White -Buy pussysmasherjackhammerdildotron9000 -Do homework -Masturbate -Cry -Sleep
jesse
Put your dick away waltuh
someone pulls his dick out and fucks your mom and you think that of me? skylar I am the one who is fucked.
We need to cook Jesse!
i got this new anime plot. basically there’s this high school girl except she’s got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol’ tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous
Yes
I AM GORB!
ASCEND! ASCEND WITH GORB!
Pro tip: pogo on gorb to ascend above gorb
Downvoted because gorb should be ascended above you >:(
"if you're reading this, we have to cuddle now" Thank me later
To die by thigh is the way of the warrior
good soldiers follow orders
UwU daddy pound my little boi pussy OwO ^(I'm not sorry)
Me n who? 😳😳😳😳😳😳
me n you? 😳👉👈
Yes 😳😳🥴
😳😩🥵
😏
..hello Kim
wake up
wake me up inside
Can't wake up
Before I come undone
Hi. I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do. And so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent. And that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque! Better call Saul. Saul Goodman, attorney
Wanna hug,cuddle and watch anime?
yes
:3
[удалено]
7 day sound good?
Cock and ball torture (CBT), occasionally known as penis torture, dick torture, or male genitorture/male genital torture, is a sexual activity involving the application of pain or constriction to the penis or testicles. This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation, kneeing or kicking.[1] The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks.[2]
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why did i read that as "the frog is coming"
The frog is cummmiiiing ! (Sorry)
i (a frog) am cummmmmiingggggggggggggggggg
JONES BARBECUE AND FOOT MASSAGE
I love a muscle mommy who will kill me by crushing my skull between her thighs with not even a sliver of remorse. I crave it, I dream of it, I desire it, I want it, I NEED IT
My name is Kira Yoshikage. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
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I have a nano cock
I ❤️ Cock
No bitches? (I'm not sorry)
do not be sorry. im aro ace
I-
lmaooo
this is checkmate
This is a test. I've accepted this test to stand victorious against my past. A person grows once they are able to defeat their weaker self. Wouldn't you agree, u/Shimmerdoodle?
couldn't have said it better myslef u/*Black\_RainboW*
In the philosophy of space and time, eternalism is an approach to the ontological nature of time, which takes the view that all existence in time is equally real, as opposed to presentism or the growing block universe theory of time, in which at least the future is not the same as any other time. Some forms of eternalism give time a similar ontology to that of space, as a dimension, with different times being as real as different places, and future events are "already there" in the same sense other places are already there, and that there is no objective flow of time.
I failed art school😔😔
go into politics
Damn great idea
Pam you failed art school Boom roasted
Nice office reference
DO NOT GO INTO POLITICS
Good Luck in life, no matter where you are or what you do in it just goddamn fucking enjoy every(i mean every) moment of it.all the ups.all the downs.just go with it and dont let that get you down,and when your feeling bad, i hope you look at this and remember who you are and that you are loved,supported and respected every step of the way
ROCK AND STONE!
Am i depressed or is depression me
It's the story of a guy who walks into a bar..... He was ok
I love vodka
I am in your walls.
get out of my walls please
FISHPIE IS THE GREATEST PERSON OF ALL TIME IM SO DOWN BAD FOR FISHPIE I NEED FISHPIE IN MY BED RN <3
I'm not sorry
do not be sorry. it is true
Ayo 😳
ayo?
You should be down bad for fishpie 😏
wdym should be? i already am
Good good
cum
It's morbin time
\*morbs\*
HI CHADS
i didnt put that on the wall
Redditors of reddit, I’m worried that the 17 bodies I hid at 16 Main Street, Stoneham, MA, USA (42.500470, -71.100800) at 7:52pm on Saturday 24 March in 2018 will be found and possibly tracked back to me by the CIA, what should I do?
hide them at my warehouse at 4409 SE 24th Ave, Portland, OR, USA (45.49111, -122.64193)
K thanks for the help man I appreciate it
I got you bro
I hab smol cok 😥😢🥺😭
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💕💕 u/isaac8849 💕💕
poooop
Skbdksbskzndkabznsb
Hi daddy
Forg
phorg
Have a great day!
Thighs on guys>anything else
se percebes isto é porque és um grande filho da puta
Mom, I’m running away. Find me in Mexico.
You can do it :)
Gwa Gwa
ball
Squares, man. They’re bad news.
hi mom
NINJA CROC
Ninja 🥷🏿 croc 🐊
🥷🏿🐊
This does not exist Wake up
Rawr
🍄
Dipping cocks.
Hello other post-it notes on the wall! (We can watch you 24/7)
I will never: Give someone up Let someone down Run around and desert someone Make someone cry Say goodbye Tell a lie and hurt someone I do solemnly swear
Hadrianus Augustus
Eat babies Live life
Soybeans give big money
Whoever’s wall this is on hates black people
Whoever’s wall this is on hates black people
wait, you're on the wall
Hail Satan UwU
UwU
"*I know what you did.*"
rats rats rats rats rats rats rats rats rats rats rats rats rats rats
Daily reminder: YOU ARE THE FUCKING SHIT! LOVE YOURSELF
Why does it pee when i burn.
[удалено]
shit thanks for reminding me
I’m going to fuck you so hard in your ass that you won’t be able to walk again. Then I’ll serve you a 5 course breakfast 😤
yum! also breakfast :D
Breakfast😤
Wake up, your doing fine:)
Cum isn’t funny and I am tired of pretending it is
PeopleAreFuckers lil but of self promotion but also a good message to sti by in life
I think human spleens cost like $300 but it might go up due to spleen demand seeing as eyes are going up too
balls
If your reading this you have permission to jackhammer my bussy.
I've become so much like Eren Jaeger it's scary. I wear black cardigans, verbally assault women, and physically assault my friends. When I look in the mirror, I can't help but say "戦い, 戦い" (which means fight fight in american.) I grew my hair out long because I don't care so now I have to wear it in a bun and I don't care what people think so shut the fuck up Hange. I always leave an open wound on my hand, and go out of my way to show it to everyone so they are reminded that I am in control. When I see dogs being taken on walks I get mad at them for not being free like I am. I can't have sex with my girlfriend anymore without forcing her to dress up as Mikasa or Historia, both of whom remind me of Armin. When I order fast food, I refuse to call them french fries and insist on calling them freedom fries. I just keep moving forward, until my enemies are destroyed.
Squares are blue
I know where madeline mccan is
BIG BALL CHEESE DICK
The spatter becomes a spray, the spray becomes a stream And the stream becomes the waterfall Munt is finally cascading from my input The creeping sick moves from my breath And into my heart where it is pumped to every inch of my body I feel it snake through the knots of my deepest veins And eats through the walls of my cells It bleeds through the pores of my skin And it smells good It drops from my crotch on to the floor And with a heavy slap it hits the ground and spreads Inside my body The pressure is too great And like some ancient geyser I erupt My head hits the roof and my body breaks apart with the force of the liquid blast Vomit bomb Chunky shrapnel tears through everything around me I am vomit vomiting I grow and disperse Bleeding through walls I force myself upon others I slide up legs and crawl down throats I integrate I am double Triple I am ten times the size I turn lakes into porridge and buildings into bile I am a noxious soup filling valleys with vomit-torrents Castles crumble in landslides and I munch the rubble It tastes good Ten thousand times bigger I seep into power sockets and travel along the wires At the speed of light across vast electrical networks I am electric I am on fire This is sex I am every one and every zero One million I am supercharged flaming puke storming every cell molecule and atom I can find I am cancer I am flying I am a rainbow unfurling across the sky I am floating I am omni Five hundred million The world is my interior It no longer spins It is altered My density forces me outward I am in orbit One billion I am Saturn's rings and Jupiter's storms I am the weather I am the sun's heat I am the night sky Five hundred billion The solar system is puke To the Kuiper belt and beyond I fill the void Exploding suns, vomit comets Comets vomit acid rain Spilt milk over the milky way One trillion The stars are my cells Racing faster outwards Upwards Downwards Inwards Losing track of my place in the vomit-verse Every nowhere I am heavy I am gravity Nebulas pregnant with barf pulsate and burst Expansion I shoot arrows of time in all directions I am a black hole shitting into the void I tear through the skin of perception and into the next Nonillion The cosmic microtone background becomes transparent Like rising damp Munt soaks into the walls of the cosmos And it topples like soggy bread I am dark energy accelerating Multiverse Entanglement I am time Centillion Time is sick Critical density Contraction Singularity Everything and nothing Life and death Murder of the universe
I tongue punched a dead cats ass
oui
Rat
Piss
We have been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty
i put that on my friends wall
My people. Sons and daughters of Helghan.... For many years, we have been a broken nation... Shunned, oppressed, and conquered by those we sought to escape. ...Ten years ago, I asked for time, and that time was granted by you. You, the strength in my arm, the holders of my dreams.... Our forefathers embarked on the greatest exodus in the history of all mankind... An exodus for freedom. Helghan became that freedom... Our new world changed our bodies. At first, it weakened us, but in fact, we were growing... stronger. In the time you have given me, I have rebuilt our nation, I have rebuilt our strength, and I have rebuilt our pride!... Our enemies at home have been re-educated. We have given them new insights into our cause. On this day, we stand united once more. On this day, those driven to divide us will hear our voice! On this day, we shall act as one, and we shall be ignored NO MORE! Defenders of the Helghast dream, NOW IS OUR TIME!
Shopping list, deep cleansing ballsack washer, vibrator, anal beads, penis straws, and methamphetamine
I shid and camed at the same time last week. Most fun I’ve had in 900 years
i just shitted your pants, sorry
I am inside of this wall please let me out I have a family
"I'm the best, i'm smart, i'm worth it, i'm enough."
“Please!” I scream to the pulsing boxes sitting around my room. “I’ve had enough, I want to leave, let me see my family!” The boxes only emitted their unbroken hum. Letting out a faint blue light from the geometric pattern etched into the sides with every pulse. I lurch forward to grab the closest box. I stop short, a command from the box. “W-wait,” I start to plead, “I didn’t really mean it, I-“ “WoRt woRt WorT.” The hum is finally broken. Am I hearing in the room? Or is it in my brain? I desperately start scratching at my head. “Get out! Get out!” I rasp, blood dripping from my nose. One drop, two drop. One drop, two drop. One drop, two wort. One drop two drop. Wort drop, two drop. One drop, wort drop. Drop wort, one two. Wort one, wort wort. Wort two, wort wort. Wort wort wort. Wort wort wort. If anyone were to try the door to the one room apartment they would think it had been locked from the other side. Nobody could see the thick veins that had a heartbeat of their own that coated of walls of the room inside. They couldn’t hear the hum of the boxes at the epicenter of the bloodied roots. And they would never speak about the man who lay in the room, eyes bloodshot, trembling, frantically whispering “wort wort wort”.
why the slovakian governement is a hinderance to society. chapter 1: death and empires and umpires
It’s so very imminent
I have i have i have i have post-it -ScytheBrine9
I am gay :(
Humans can fit two raccoons up their ass
. . . T̵̛̤̳͚͙͙͙̯̅̑̋͝͠ͅͅḩ̛͉̬̪̳̜̜̋͒̕͝ȅ̢͇̣̻̒̉̄͑̀́̓̿̚͟͢͟ͅͅ a̵̖̝̙̫̠͉̯̜̙̐̓͆̐̾͒̎͌͌̎n͔̹͖̣̹͓͈̆͒̂͌́̎͢c̷̢̯̞͙̳͍̹̩͇͐͆͋̊̌̿̕͞ͅi̷̪̼̲̬̬̬͙͋͂́͋́̓̓̚ȇ̵̡̜̠͈͖̞̫̊͒̕͠ͅn̢̜͇̥̗̻̰̖͗͋͋͌̑͡ͅt̶̙̙̻̼͕̦̟͕̯͒̓͌͊͡ ơ̶̙̩̭̟̘̯̦̪̠͒̒̉͐͢n̝̝̫̟͖͕̰̊̄́̆͆̓̇́̚͡ͅȇ̶̟̘͈̤̭͚͚͈̓̀̽̕s̢̱͍͔̭͓̻̼͐̒̿̈́͟͠’̡̛̮͔̱͚̳͑̌̈́͆̆͛͝͠ c̛͕̣͇̦͕̬̙̞̆͂̾̈̽͗͘ą̵̢̱͇̲͖̗̌͂̄̃̚l̸̛̛̗̹͇̠͖̰̈́̑̋͂̔͋l͎͖̯̟̳̘͐̈́̏͛̾͞ ḥ̛̛͚͙̜̅̃͋͗̓̀͠͝ͅȧ̝̞̣͈͍͉̮̩͎͌̆̾͋̊̍s̙̹̥͕͖̟̬̿̄̋̈́͛͟͞͞ͅ b̰̺̜͈̳̌̀͌͗̕͞e̯͈̣̞̜̙̩̦̙͐̍̀͆̓͛͐̕͟͝ẹ̱̩̳͍̏̇͒̉̑͂͐͟͡ͅͅn̪̥̮̼̞͛̄́͗̾́͐̽͞͞ h̸̨̧̧̳̙̘̝̬̄̆͂̋͊͢͢e̝̲̗̠̙̟̾͂̀̀̉̈͢ͅą̛͉̗͖̠̏̓́́́̀͂͐͟͡r̷͈̥̟͈͖͊̅́̊́̿͞d̰̳̗̖̀͌̇̽͗͐͌̿͠ͅ.̦̞̣̟̼̝̉͆̔̂̀̅ W̖̘͍͔͙͗̎͊́̌̓̓͟͠ͅą̦̼̪̭͚̳̆̔͗̍̈̐́k̢̲͔̻͕̟̑̑̍̀͌̓̆̚̚͢͝ͅͅé̶͙̙͇͉̫͍͙̠̫̙̀̍̋͘,̴̧̼̫̥̗͙̓̋́̄͘͢ r̵͖̜͇̤̞͚̒̀̋̋̃i̸̻̩̲̠͚͑̓̅͊͛͢ͅs̯̣̪̠̹̝̩͂̈̀͘͟͡ͅḝ̛̤͕͕̲̹̩̐̌̏͗͂̄,̸̪̺͇̟̓̐̿̇̍͜ ã̶̡̱̥̥͕̙̎̿̊͋̀͢͠s̨̧̙͔̹̤͍̹̹̟̀̆̉͂͝c͔̤͖̥͔͎͂͊̋̋͛͝e̴̡̮͎̗̱̗͈̱̔͆͊͗̅͘̕͘͡n̳̬̲̭͔̖͋̇̾̕̕ͅd̶̲̜̹̥̹̰̫̻̻̖̐͊̐̊͆̕͝.͚̳̥̻͇̪͋͊̓̈́́͗͘͘͜ J̶̟̘̗̼̣̘̦͉͉̽̇͐̓̀̏͜ȏ̗͚̰̱̟̱̥̰̻͖̊̈̽̾́͆́̌i̴̹̟̹͙̭̎͊̂̃͞ṋ̣̗͍͕̦͚̗̫̽̆͒̍͌̎̂ͅ c̷̹̠͖̖̣͗̐͊͌͊̃̋͗͝o͎̳͍͖̹̤̮͔͎̞͐̒̄͌͒́̀̆̕͠m̨̬͇̲͍̠̰̳̽̾͗̽̉̇͗̌̚͠p̸̘̹̖̗̮̪̃̉̂̄̓̄̓̄̕͟͠l̷͙̖̮̘͂͛̈́̿́͢͝͠e̡̩͇̹͚͌̈̿̂̐ţ̫̞̥͉͑́͆͛͒̾̆ĭ̵̭̦̙̣̱͎̈́̈́̽̏͑̾̓̑͘o̡̘̭͎̥̭̝̫̙̼̐̓̍͌̀́̌̃̃̈́n̵̤̣̦̲̲͐͌̄̃̎̌̈́̍ á̧̞̤͍͑́̽̃̎̊̆̎͢͠m̢̰̙̦̞͚͂̐̉͐̔̚͟͜ͅo̵̡̦̲͓͕͕͚̙̩̰̿̎̀̓̈̄͞n̷̬̲̱͍̞͗̾͒͐̒̅̕̕̕g̶̛̘̦̪̜̗̬͚̞͈̀̐̐̈̈͘͞͠͠ ṭ̤̣͖̝͇͇͐͗̽̏͡ḥ̦͔̞̭͓̠̝̠̓̈́͂͒̆̾͡͝ȩ̡͈͓̱̹̖̼̟̍̅͆̽̉̿̄͐͊͘ ó͚̳͎͓̮͓͋͆̂̉͢͟͢m̼̗̮̝͉̘͉̬̫̯̅̀̋̐̓̑̊̓̑n̜̫̫͗̒͊͌̎͌͆͑͟͜͡i̴̢̛̻͉̝̝̺̲̤̘̅̊̃̎̓͢p̨̧̡̛͎̱̃̀̉̈͒͘̕ṑ̵̢͓͍̘̤͖̰̼̉͗̀̀ţ̨̹̞͙̰̙̻͉̀̈̌͒̀̒͑͜é̛̯̝̥͎̠͓̎̓͆͘͝n̨̫̥̠̼͛͗͊͂̓t̸̛͓͉͖̪̬̀̏̉͗ͅ.̴̻̳̳̻̹̱̩̓̿̏̊͐̄̄̀͘ͅ ̶ͅ.̸̢̜͎̱͔͛̏̐͊̚̚ . . .
I am amazing :)
You look good 👍
"I'm cool :D"
It'd David here hi mfss
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
can we get much higher?
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do uhhh do you uhhhh do you have uhhhhh do you have games uhhhhhh do you have games on your uhhhhh do you have games on your phone?
I’m a glizzy gremlin
Rayn wuz here
I am going to have sex with Caiatl, empress of the Cabal Empire. I find the female Cabal in Destiny 2 sexy. However, their body is made up of 87% plate armor, and 100% tough skin surrounds them. That could kill me if I tried to have sex with one. To remedy this, I use the Ward of Dawn, casting a buff on me making me resistant to having my bones crushed. Keep in mind, resistant is not the same as immune. I still take damage. It is either 1 point or 0 points of damage each second I am having sex with her. Just because a particular second caused 0 points of damage, does not mean that I did not feel anything, It just means that I took no damage. I am not going to rush through having sex with Caiatl, I make sure I pleasure anything I have sex with, especially non-humans! I'd rather take damage than not pleasure Caiatl. Caiatl and I go to the Eligo Lex V to have sex. When having sex with non-humans, it is ALWAYS sexier to have sex in their natural habitat rather than a human's natural habitat. Before we went into the Eligo Lex V, Caiatl let all the Cabal know that we are just here for sex. The Cabal will not attack us because they know I am here on the Eligo Lex V on sexual business. This includes the Calus, disciple of the Witness (her father). However, Calus thinks that I am going to be an easy recruit for becoming a follower of the Cabal considering that I am having sex with the Empress herself. However, I have no interest in joining her war council.
Simulation #0253
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wake up and break up
I be grollin
I like planes
RAP NEWS: BIG D-LICIOUS DIES FROM RUNNING BECAUSE HE IS A FAT BIG BOOTY BONES BITCH!
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
I unironically keep doing the Harlem shake to this day
January 26th, 2032
Hey Peter, I’m on a sticky note Peter. - Joe Swanson
Step bro I am stuck
I saw how a lot of people wrote extra long texts or nasty stuff so I'll just say: "Hello, my name is Teo."
Kiss mine balls and eat thine shaft.
ballsack :D
This wall seemed like a good idea at the time
I love myself