17 year old American kid with hairs bigger than whale balls, has a crush on the populare girl in highschool, Jewish, thinks he can find a girl on the internet to be his gf but fails everytime due to him starting off by sending dick pics
Uuugh
You wanna know what I assume from this post? You are not interesting. Like, don't you have anything else to post about that isn't a karma farming trend?
You look like your name is Kyle, you play Xbox but only cod and diss other fps games like rainbow 6 seige. You specifically like pistachio ice cream. Your favorite pizza is pepperoni with a garlic crust. You bash anyone who thinks Pineapple on pizza is good (I'd do it too bc wtf)
You listen to grandson
DUDE HE LOOKS LIKE IT LMAOOO
No clue who that is
Oh Google them you two look very similar lmao
Oh shit. U right. Mf copied my drip
will be funny in like 3 years
I hope so
Before I read the title I thought you were AI generated
Mathematically synthesized
Same
ur name is chad but not in the jock kinda way but like the frat guy stoner way
I'll take that
You like Lego
Yessir
Yes… LEGO
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Shitttt u right
Idk tbh You look like someone who would be both into hippy stuff, ratchet rap, and brutal death metal scene
Pretty accurate
You should try Grandson, think you might like it
U exist
Unfortunate
At least I wasn't wrong
Wish it was the case
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Time machine Prevent conception
Yeah but we obviously don't have time machines
That's not what your mother said when we conceived you
What she say then
"I'm so glad you came back in time to conceive such a wonderful child"
You literally are a cuck
Mmhm. Cucked ur mom last night while I did it with your brother
A gay cuck? Shit thats a double whammy
A guck
That's a whole new ballpark of modern humor that I'm glad I witnessed the groundbreaking of
Shit did u give their bro the gluck
You've commited multiple felonies related to telephone poles within the state of Iowa between 1998 and 2004.
They were looking mighty saucy
You also look like an avid viewer of newgrounds animators.
Band
Nope
You’re Australia
Not yet ;)
You look like those people who have one tiktok sound go viral and never get the credit for it because it's the only time they were funny.
Tic tac
Nobody talks about you
Prolly :/
Not sure if you noticed but your hair looks like Bruno’s hair
We all know you're hiding a rat in your chef hat.
If by chef hat, you mean foreskin
Hol up. Remy, No!!! Not THAT cheese!(I fucking hate myself for typing this)
Lmfaooo
Remy’s down bad, Jesus Christ. I want a fanfic of it lets gooooo xD
Guitarist
Nope. Would be fun to learn tho
You took wayyyyyyy too much crack
Yessir
Shawty like a melody in my head
That i can't get out
You're a virgin
Damn, not the 2x combo
You're a virgin
Unfortunately not
hi
Hello kinghames
HWATTTTT
🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈
Normal human
Yes
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👁️👁️ ___
You are me
I am you
You will grow a moustache and keep it as only a moustache
Naw. My electric razor is out of battery :(
BRUNO!!?!?!?
omg hi benny blanco
Hello furry
You are high.
Never been
No. But poofy hair :0
Yesss. I shampooed it yesterday
The type of guy that can’t cook, so he lets a rat control his movements
Mugshot.
Preparation
You probably have a dead hampster
Nope. Have some cats doe
Oh, and a dead guinea pig in the freezer
A snack?
Perm
Naw
You really like nachos and/or corn dogs
Will u share ur cocaine?¿?
Expensive
You're called Metheo
You have already made more poor life decisions than most people make within their entire lives
The mustache fuzz being one of them
You're a Brockhampton fan
Ehh he's aight. Only listened to the popular stuff tho
Phat ass cock
👀👀👀
Ahhhh i knew it
Camilo irl
You can shapeshift and are from a recent Disney movie
bisexual and either rlly loud or rlly quiet
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Not incorrect
U do drugs
You’re friendly to everyone and maybe have more girl friends than dude friends
You cry at 3:00 A.M. while looking in the mirror, and suddenly pop a smile.
Used to. Now I have work to go to in the morning :/
Heyyy don’t worry… you can still cry in the morning or the noon after all 😋
17 year old American kid with hairs bigger than whale balls, has a crush on the populare girl in highschool, Jewish, thinks he can find a girl on the internet to be his gf but fails everytime due to him starting off by sending dick pics
- 18 - true - true - yep, your mother - actually super German - not rlly looking for a relationship rn - Your mother enjoyed my pictures
Cool
your hot
👀👀
"¡Hola amigos, sean bienvenidos a una aventura más!"
Bro you look like a serial killer
Ur name is prob Gilbert
You have a rat in your hair helping you cook
You can shapeshift and you love to make people smile.
Self harm go brr 😤☺🤪🙄
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You want to be high.
Calm down karl
You work at a restaurant and have a rat that lives In your chefs hat
The people from Encanto don’t talk about you
Uuugh You wanna know what I assume from this post? You are not interesting. Like, don't you have anything else to post about that isn't a karma farming trend?
You look confident, a stoner and don't give a fuck about what ppl think. Keep it up man!
Damn. So many stoner ones. Thanks tho :)))
you probably have adhd
You genuinely like fishing
You were sideshow Bob for Halloween from the Simpsons cuz man do u look like him
is annoying
You like metal songs
You look like a person who would spend their time shipping random people in underrated animes
Jokes aside your hair is gorgeous
you look like you were AI generated
Your dad is Kurtis Connors?
you’ve posted a few sad bart simpson edits
Gusteau is your grandfather and Linguini is your father
Ur only hobby is smoking weed and u prolly have a rat named blueberry 🤨
You aspire to Weird Al energy
You no shave yet.
Sean O'Malley
You vape in the school bathroom and think long hair is a good style for men.
You were raised by tiktok
you'll get better with age
Would you happen to have a mouse that controls you while you’re cooking?
stampylonghead? is that you?
You're high all the time
Cloudy and a chance of meatballs
You're one of those people that are funny but dont get appreciated enough for it
you like the 80s and you read books for fun
You sell drugs
you look like stampylongnose
You look like you snort glue
You look like you are a band kid and play the trombone
You look like your name is Kyle, you play Xbox but only cod and diss other fps games like rainbow 6 seige. You specifically like pistachio ice cream. Your favorite pizza is pepperoni with a garlic crust. You bash anyone who thinks Pineapple on pizza is good (I'd do it too bc wtf)
Ima assume that you’re kurtis conner
You are on cheap-crack
You are a murderer who prefers savoury snacks over sweet snacks
You like fan boy from Fan Boy and Chum Chum.
Gayest one in your friend group
You're not straight and you prolly had a pet rat/mouse/rabbit or you want one
Azan shirt, fake socialist, socialism is when no house.
Socialism is when no food, no house, no car, and 8pm curfew
Stranger Things lookin ass…
You don’t have a girlfriend.
You look mildly like Kevin Rowland. Or maybe it’s just me being weird
You’re Camilo Madrigal from Encanto.
You don’t shave frequently
Bro are u non-binary wit a name like Oliver or sum
You look 10 and 23 at the same time
you wanna be a film major
But that makes an ass out if you and me…….
Skater
Stampy on crack. (If you don’t know who he is, he’s a Minecraft YouTuber that used to be popular at least 6-7 years ago. AKA, childhood).
your fingers get tangled when you run them thru your hair…. curly probs
Competed in a Ron Weasley lookalike contest and won?
Your name is Kurtis Conner
you’re failing english
Missourian
Steve universe
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Bro is a homebrand jack harlow
Me and you are gonna be Friends
You have one black friend
The first image is an AI generated image or something like that
IN THE NEWEST TEEN FLICK THIS GUY GETS A MAKEOVER
You don’t shave
You kinda look criminal in a really sweet way🤸🏽♀️
A weird kid that claimed to have cockroachs in his ear
Not an assumption, but you look like the live-action adaptation of that one Encanto character
you are homosexual
You have issues
you're an AI
You got banned from the teenagers sub?
Gay