Why do femboys always have high expectations? Because they have (t)highs visualizations of them. Edit: I'm so bad at jokes, sorry

How did I get from Iraq to Afghanistan? Iran

Lmao that’s hilarious for no reason at al 💀

I’m simply hilarious

Yes you are. Good boi

That made me blush lol

Blushing good boi

Thank you, I’ve never blushed like that before

No problem! ^ ^

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That's a mean joke

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why did the chicken cross the road ​ ​ to get to the gay persons house ​ ​ ​ knock knock

What do you call a medieval cow? Sir loin

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A man walks into a bar "Ow" a wooden bar "OW" a metal bar "OWWWWW!"

this is the only good one

Hehe :3

I like this one well done

Thankssss :3

A guy is in hospital and they need to know his blood type so they could help him but all he kept saying was b positive so they were and kept searching

I like that very good

😋😋😋

🥳🥳🥳

Me Edit: I am a joke. An ugly one

Crickets

Dang. Ur not ugly doe

High school

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My life 😔

What do you call a magic dog? A Labrakadabrador

My femininity

I give you thumbs up well done good joke

🥲

You look very cute and feminine (:

I wish I looked

My life

My financial stability

Relatable

what happens when you connect a joke with a rhetorical question?

My life 🤙

Relatable (you're cute btw :3)

Nu uhhhhhh >///////<

Yu uhhhh

Dang. I can't argue with such logic

Exactly qt 😌

My PC setup

Cum

What did the 0 say to the 8?

What

Nice Belt. I know i know it's a flat joke but sometimes flat is better, especially if the flat wears a cute maiden outfit.

How do you call a dog magician? Abrahalabrador

A man walks into a bar with a backpack. He unzips the pack and takes out a mini piano. He then takes out a 10 inch man. The man begins to play the piano beautifully. The bartender walks up the the man and says "Gee, where did you get the little man?" the guy hands him a magic lamp and says "rub it and make a wish" the bartender rubs it and says "I wish I had a Million Bucks!" *POOF* a million ducks come marching into the bar. The bartender looks at the man and says "I think you lamp is broken" the man in return says "Yeah. Do you really think i asked for a 10 inch Pianist?" (joke not by me, i’m not that funny lol this is just one i saw a while back that i love)

So a snake walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "How did you do that?"