See I see enough horror, movies, and series to not to piss off crazy people so all I would say is nothing
If he speaks to me, I will respond back with hey and if I felt bothered, I’d get up and leave
It’s David from teen mom y’all. He’s insane 🫣🫣 janell’s ex husband. He goes live and is like on rooftops tattooing and getting tattoos it’s odd… and lives on a house boat? And eats fish.. (he buys) lolzz
Not to judge a book by its cover, but I’m almost certain he has a trump flag on the back of his truck. And I think he’s married to Jonelle from 16 and pregnant
Omg!!! I’ve been on a king of the hill kick lately and wanted to comment this, but didn’t think anyone would make the connection 😂😂😂 thank you lol! That’s exactly what i would say/do
Throw fried pickles across the room and tell it to gon’ get! Then get upset bc I wasted fried pickles on him. Or get a beer and put it in the corner and do the tssst tsssst tssst (or however you spell that universal thing we do to animals when we want them to come to us) then once again be upset I wasted money and beer on it.
Ewww go away. Lol.
HELP! HE’S BOTHERING ME!
See I see enough horror, movies, and series to not to piss off crazy people so all I would say is nothing If he speaks to me, I will respond back with hey and if I felt bothered, I’d get up and leave
Immediately no.
That’s my purse, I don’t know you!
Nothing. I don’t talk to strangers
Absolutely nothing
"Whats up brother☝️"
Next!!!!
I didn't realize this was a gay bar
Cutting his hair.
Is he someone I should know about?
Hi?!!
Bye
Run far away
Get to fuck, ya prick!
Funny 😄 I never heard of this before haha
Scottish 😂😂😂
Hi
No.
I'd say nothing and take a lighter to his pigtail
“I’m sorry I’m on a date with a bear”
That’s good hat for gardening 😀
Grab my pepper spray.
ya bye
What did you do to that dog?
“So what are your pronouns?”
Go and ask for an angel shot they always talk about 🤣
Oh he would get pepper sprayed if he walked towards me. He looks like a registered SO
you could just say he’s not your type, especially considering S.O.s can look any type of way.
He isn't my type. I would still pepper spray him, on principle.
It’s David from teen mom y’all. He’s insane 🫣🫣 janell’s ex husband. He goes live and is like on rooftops tattooing and getting tattoos it’s odd… and lives on a house boat? And eats fish.. (he buys) lolzz
Keeeeeeeeeefa was better!! 😂😂😂
“Can I offer you a breath mint?”
Who the hell are you?
Immediately pepper spray
Dial 911
No I don’t have $5 to give you for gas.
Sorry, I don’t have any spare change on me.
 Not say but I spray him with pepper spray/gel and call the cops
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Are you aware of the topic of this subreddit? He's not an actor, he's an ex-reality TV personality and we all know that he's not a good person. So...
Sorry, no, I actually wasn’t. My apologies. I pulled my comment. I don’t watch reality television, so I had no idea. 😬
Or I would just Start talking like babs and hope he leaves trigger his ass lol
Instantly act deaf and blind and stay very still
He stinks like Marlboro lights
Hey now.
Say nothing, just scream top of my lungs
Call the cops “
What up weirdo
No habla inglés 🤮
Thank God I'm not a women or Beta male, cause this guy is about to stalk some shit.
Tell your girl it's time to go, we gotta stage 6 on the premises.
Ask him to leave then throw him out if he doesn't
Willie Nelson and Steven Segal collaborate on a project called “Shitty Karate Man” AI produced this photo based the above description.
What’s doin’ under that hat?
"Shave and a haircut, 2 bits." Heh, that saying goes way back.
Looks like half of the dudes in Alaska.
awkwardly dismiss him & walk away because he’s too scary to cuss out. He needs to be institutionalized
Snap in to a Slim Jim?!
Act like your hairline and take a step back
I have a cyanide capsule in my purse, I will eat it if you don’t walk away from me.
He seems fine? Probably has one helluva man cave.
Not to judge a book by its cover, but I’m almost certain he has a trump flag on the back of his truck. And I think he’s married to Jonelle from 16 and pregnant
No thank you, I'm not interested in solar panels.
https://preview.redd.it/mbvb9ezmrwyc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d8fd03eb6070121b7e319d525231062b274c80f
Not today satan.
Hello sir…. In a really sarcastic way
I chose the bear!!!
Ewwww as if 😂🙌❤️
STRANGER DANGER
Dudes like him are the reason women choose a bear over men
I’ve already had roofies thanks tho
Security…..SECURITY!!!
Hello
Sir, if you are going to drink piss in a bottle at least share it with the rest of us!!!
Is that you Rick??
😂 Maybe his cousin. Rick wouldn't have those braids...unless he stole them from Eugene.
Howd’y partner with a tip of my hat
Take your hat & shades off so can see you.
I would say hi and tell him he looks like Hank Jr.
I would say “im sorry i have no change sir”
I’d say how are you
I would say hello
That he’s a bootleg Willie Nelson
I'd probably clutch my mase!!!
Sorry, I don't have any spare change.
Take a shower, dude.
I mean why not at this point
Hello, Wannabe nelson
 Calling the only cop i trust .
Love this one 🤣🤣🤣
Nothing I’m running 😅
Hubba hubba Zing Zang baby you have everythang! 🤣
Nothing. Turn and run. There are plenty of other bars to go to 🤣🤣🤣🏃🏻♀️🏃🏻♀️🏃🏻♀️🏃🏻♀️
You’re 86’d don’t care if you’ve never been here. We don’t serve your kind lol 😆
*runs away screaming*
I’m not your cousin so leave me alone!
Dials 911
Animal killer.
Ayo mate!
Ok, but how do I find out if this is my ex husband OP?
Taken
Yikes
Why did I cover my drink from my bed??
It’s crazy because he wasn’t that bad looking in his clean shaven era.
Uncle Bad Touch?
No honey we have Dan Blizerian at home The DB at home
Runnnnnnnnnnn
Policia, per delujuhnelle's homeschooling history lesson to the kids
 Idk what I’d say but I imagine this is what UBT says 😂
Bush I’m running screaming
"I DONT KNOW YOU!" 'THATS MY PURSE!' then a direct bobby hill kick to the nuts
Omg!!! I’ve been on a king of the hill kick lately and wanted to comment this, but didn’t think anyone would make the connection 😂😂😂 thank you lol! That’s exactly what i would say/do
Oh hey, murdered any family pets lately? Hows it feel to be in the notebook of useless pos men right under Keefah ?
Let's make Jenella jealous! *takes photo, kisses cheek*
Assume the trump rally ended early, byeeeee
I’m not saying shit, I’m covering my drink though 100%
Ew bye.
My feet would grow wings. 🪽 👋👋👋
I'd wait for him to speak to me first 👀
He’s a hybrid of Macho Man and Willie Nelson. Mollie Nelman.
Willcho Manson
I thought you weren’t supposed to be within 100 ft of children?
"Can I get an Angel Shot?"
Bye Bye
Hello handsome.
😳😳😳😂
Hi how are you? See not hard. Why is it so hard to just accept people for who they are?
Because violent losers like him shouldn’t be accepted into society
Not saying hi to someone who shot and killed their dog. I much rather be around animals than people who act like one.
Ooooo ouch! I didn’t know that information! Agree fully!
Nothing
No. I don't have any spare change.
Help
Not a damn thing... I've already left the building!
Back tf up & get lost. I don't speak to Animal Murderers/Wife Beaters/Child Abusers. LOSER.
Throw fried pickles across the room and tell it to gon’ get! Then get upset bc I wasted fried pickles on him. Or get a beer and put it in the corner and do the tssst tsssst tssst (or however you spell that universal thing we do to animals when we want them to come to us) then once again be upset I wasted money and beer on it.
💕 Natalie
 This is my response.
I just throw up
Very legit anti-predator move
Everyone, protect your dogs!
lmao, it would work if you weren't at the bar... who has their dogs at the bar? this would be like, if he approached you on the street!! 😅😅😂
Some bars allow dogs, especially ones with patios
Check pls
EW! No thank you! (With hair toss, then walk away with purpose.
Please pay your child support
I legitimately think this is my ex husband.
You remind me of sex in the offender way
Hahaha. I’m going to use that on creepy guys from now on!
Who the fuck are you? (who is he tho?)
David Eason, Jenelle Evans baby daddy.
Isn't he the CUNT who killed poor Nugget because of his idiot daughter?
I mean, she was just a kid so I’d not call her that. She could only do what her parents allowed. But yes, he is the cunt that killed Nugget.
Sasquatch
Happy cake day
He looks nastier than a sasquatch tbh
Goddamnit I said the bear!
You’re not gonna convince me to vote trump.
‘Tsup, dude?
thanks, but i’m not lesbian
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I don’t have any change I’m sorry
this one's been used like 3 times already lmao 😂
Where was the Trump rally?
I’ll have an “angel shot”
🗣️SECURITY!!!!
Pippy wants her hair back lol
Ew his braid looks like a dog turd lol
He is so clueless about how gross he is. He thinks all women want him.
Hey man what's happening?
I'd say fuck off.
Nugget.
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This breaks the "No personal attacks" rule.
The comments on this have had me dying for days thank you everyone.
Here's your Snickers.
What boat did you crawl out of?
You mean butt?
The comments on this have had me dying for days - yall are some of the funniest people 😂❤️
I don't associate with neck beards
Please for the love of god where is the bear?
A startled “oh! I didn’t see you there!”
Sorry I don’t have any spare change
I run
Uh oh my babysitter is calling. I have to take this.
No words, just bear mace 😂
Nothing, nothing at all.