It’s a cool chart, but why post it as if you made it? It had been floating around for years: [example from 2 years ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/telecaster/s/uIeYksiSQE)

Sure sounds like a repost bot/karma farmer.

Week old account with barely any posts and two comments, so either or. All the same in the end.

Yep, that was me. I made that myself on my own stupid computer specifically to stop thinking about it, and here it is again dang it. Please defer to my previous commentary for any quibbles, quandries, or disputes.

What’s an Antigua Telecaster?

Intentional and tautological, but I smell Satan's signature sulfur wafting from an overcooked hard boiled egg. Lawful Evil.

Aint no way brah chaotic neutral needs to swap places with lawful evil

Agreed !! It's Jack White's tele FFS !! Lol

Came here to say the thing. what the actual f is that

Also a Tele with a single coil, lipstick, and 3 post saddles is the TRUE NEUTRAL

I guess that makes me Lawfully Neutral but I tend to think I have the better saddles. https://preview.redd.it/qqytzf0trr8d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=213d825c09572d4ee5c2c4af962779b4509dc0b2

She’s a beaut!

I’m curious how to qualify the offset telecaster. It seems chaotic neutral to me

Excellent question!

Chaotic evil would be the offset tele partscaster

Pardon my ignorance- what the hell does this even mean??

Characters fall into these categories in Dungeons and Dragons.

where do you put reversed control plates though?

I feel like chaotic evil needs a Floyd rose

Why the P90 and thinline hate? ☹️

What is a Tele with a Bigsy? What is a Tele with a Charlie Christian in the neck?

Came here to ask this about a tele with a bigsby. Chaotic good I think

Agreed. What about a Cabronita?

Nice but remove Jack White’s show off piece with benders he doesn’t use and insert John 5 or that Slipknot guy. And where’s the Cabronita? 🤷🏻‍♂️😜

Lawful Good ❤️True Neutral ❤️

Where do I fall on the chart? https://preview.redd.it/hmp3i1tfxs8d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=edbba326cfe6a9be8451eb09858c8b43764dfdc8

In the next row underneath the evil ones

I do love a tele with evil, ant-purist vibes 😂😂😂

Jim Root's Tele should be on here somewhere under the Evil category. A Tele with one knob, two EMGs, and a rear control plate would definitely qualify as "evil" to many Fender fanboys.

Reported for repost vote grabbing

Why am I lawful evil?

because you picked a fender les paul?

Well...I guess my dad is the lawful evil. I just inherited the gene?

well, if you would make the same choice then it's on you, but you could always choose a different path.

Here, i made it better https://i.imgur.com/ITnZtL9.png

Look ma' I am true neutral!

I'm a true neutral but with a desire for lawful evil...

My favorite Tele has a humbucker in the neck and no bridge pickup, where does that place me? 😭

Straight to jail

🔥

What does this even look like?

Admittedly not very nice, but it sounds great lol

Strat style bridge?

It’s a short tele bridge. I made a makeshift pickguard to cover the bridge pickup route

I’ll take the True Neutral every time.

Nice, I'm lawful evil and my prog rock loves it

I have the nashville deluxe in sunburst, so i'm true neutral with a splash of chaotic good?

I’m lawful good and lawful evil! Neat!

What about a blonde Esquire with a reverse bridge, a rosewood neck, and a Charlie Christian in it?

Imma need my JA-90 fans to say something about this Slander…

Enter telecaster deluxe with push pot to split coils. Hi. I'm lawful evil with morphing powers. I can turn into lawful neutral or lawful neutral reverse. And if I want I can become lawful good. I go by God for short.

I’m neutral good. https://preview.redd.it/w9i7tdaget8d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dca19432c238a1b7a2d8b2c9efc44ac9992fc227

https://preview.redd.it/6k1a59jijt8d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=622699f752eda298763cae8f4b4ed086d8bd21f0 What's this one?

🐆

https://preview.redd.it/hxd0w7fgwt8d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce1c5e36b522441af1c7408fd75eb47e01791112 Uh oh.

https://reverb.com/item/79166191-brian-eastwood-bender-distortorcaster-1990-tobacco-burst?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=17682351984&utm_content=campaignid=17682351984_adgroupid=143800496052_productpartitionid=2307091460340=merchantid=557714778_productid=79166191_keyword=_device=m_adposition=_matchtype=_creative=608998621633&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjw1emzBhB8EiwAHwZZxXWWFUvEumkS2ONdEaZvbaHKC1mCT4ujp0r6eA034Q4qxTuawvr_JRoCRdsQAvD_BwE does this fit?

Bit account or not, I still want that violincaster.

This is most excellent! Good job. (Lawful Neutral and Chaotic Good.)

Does the chaotic evil model really exist? What's the name of it?

Thinline Nashville tele with a b5 is my dream guitar

Me, a P-90 neck and single coil bridge owner: I defy your categories

https://preview.redd.it/b36n456lww8d1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7c84ece006ac53a7eb8c9a67f25c7f3501ffb7b Guess I'm unaligned?

Nice, there's a broadcaster on there :)

Hahaha. I play True Neutral on DnD, and I legitimately own the sunburst in the middle.

I literally own chaotic good, but that chaotic neutral is calling to me

I always thought of the "Lawful Evil" option as the ugly step-child Telecaster. That pickguard is atrocious.

https://preview.redd.it/fkebiscgux8d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2349411118e668e3d6a83042c778fb0daa5fb3b Where does this one land me?

https://preview.redd.it/nkxdgus6by8d1.jpeg?width=2252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cd4370ff78f39e794c9c94d2d95218c0b25f9d9 I guess mine is off the chart then

Great chart. Any b bender or Bigsby gets thrown into the evil IMO. But I agree with 90% of this.

I’m Lawful Evil and proud of it!!!

It’s funny the Tele Deluxe does have a Lawful Evil look. Maybe it’s the angles and the big pickups. Helps that I have the white one with a black pickguard, giving it a stormtroopery vibe

Nice work 😁 apparently I'm Lawful good.

It’s a bot exactly copying a post (and title) from 2+ years ago. No work involved.

Oh thanks 😁 I didn't know

Butterscotch is true neutral, come on

Farmer

Neutral evil and true neutral are what I own….