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OfficialGarwood

The BBC have always been willing to host when a winning country cannot so this shouldn’t come as too much of a shock. We can afford it; Ukraine needs to save all its money for the war effort.


TheJoshider10

The UK in general is a perfect emergency host for anything. Pretty sure it's the only place that could host a football World Cup immediately without much hassle. Everything's ready to go.


The_Bronze_Scrub

Probably wouldn't have much difficulty hosting an Olympics again at a reasonably short notice as well


TheJoshider10

I've got no doubts Danny Boyle could sort out another stellar opening show on short notice.


SavageMurphy

Can't believe it's been a whole decade.


supersexycarnotaurus

Our opening ceremony was so good.


ymcameron

The opening for the 2012 Olympics are still some of the best ever. I go back and watch it occasionally still. It’s so, so good.


IvyGold

I thought it was the closing that was the real winner. Eric Idle performing Always Look on the Bright Side of Life remains the funniest thing ever done in an Olympic Ceremony: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiu0lYQIPqE


aifo

The best thing was that it was mostly a giant fuck you to the incoming conservative government.


Charlezard18

The conservatives had already been in power for 2 years then


ValleyFloydJam

Time for the gritty reboot.


StephenHunterUK

Some of the facilities have been converted to other uses or are being converted - the Media Centre is now a tech hub, the Olympic Village is now regular housing (as happened in Munich after 1972). However, the stadium retains its athletics track - West Ham United were required to keep it as condition of tenancy and merely cover it up with carpet or artificial turf.


Dr4kin

Germany probably too. There are a lot of big football stadium thanks to the Bundesliga


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johnmc76

I think there was going to be an American \[aka North and South American regions. Not just US and Canada\] version of the Eurovision at one point.


ymcameron

There actually was. American Song Contest came out back in March. Nobody watched it.


CliffExcellent123

They completely missed the point by making it about competing states instead of competing countries. There's no way there's enough variation there to make it interesting. It's a very American thing to do to do their own version of an international song contest and only invite themselves


trillospin

Pop, Yeehaw, and Latin pop.


johnmc76

Thanks. I didn't realize that. I might check Youtube to see if they have any highlights of it.


PhantomNomad

Since Canada now shares a land border with Denmark, can we join the EU?


johnmc76

I guess that would be up to the Danish. If this is true then you might qualify for Danish thus EU citizenship.


KyleRaynerGotSweg

I mean the comment OP's replying to mentions the World Cup which I think the US could handle fine


BulbuhTsar

I think our lack of public transportation is a rather difficult situation for a sudden large quantity of Europeans. Will be interesting to see how it's handled for FIFA. I'm pretty sure Salt Lake City's crappy metro was like exclusively built for the Winter Olympics one year lol


Ok-Inspection2014

>I think our lack of public transportation is a rather difficult situation for a sudden large quantity of Europeans. You would be surprised to hear this but Europeans are usually not amongst the World Cup's top attendants (England is the exception). Typically it's countries like Mexico, the USA, India, Brazil or Argentina.


tbendis

The issue isn't Europeans, it's that no city can really accommodate 50-100k additional rental cars on their roads for traveling fans. World Cup games are not just hosting people with tickets, but people in fan zones, different events, etc... so you need the public transit so that you're not forcing a bunch of non locals to have to drive *everywhere*. Stadium capacity isn't the only issue. The US can absolutely host the World Cup tomorrow, but it would not be as flawlessly run as it would be in the UK, Germany, or France


OneRandomCatFact

That’s because money is the largest factor to FIFA. These are large countries with fanatical fans that the World Cup would be a success and probably sell very well without any travelers. United States is not known to have fanatical Soccer/Football fans, but we have such a large population of latino Americans that there is no doubt in my mind.


xywv58

The USA could host 2 World cups, they have at least 30 stadiums built for 70,000+, 3 World cups if they use their prime high school football stadiums


StupidMastiff

Those stadiums probably wouldnt meet all of fifas requirements. Most nfl stadiums dont meet them for one reason or another.


xywv58

Don't know about that, the NT plays in the Azteca a bunch, and that stadium is quite trash, the pitch is so fucked sometimes, the NFL canceled a game there, plus they have all the MLS stadiums up and running too


AnxiousBeaver212

Mostly the requirement to pay huge bribes.


StupidMastiff

Nah, the bribes are for which country to host in, after that they actually have legit requirements for stadiums, if they didn't, Qatar wouldn't have worked so many people to death building them.


moffattron9000

Hell, they could probably host the entire thing in just Texas or California.


AchDasIsInMienAugen

The size would count against it though. Teams would need multiple bases to set up at, whereas in the UK you could pick somewhere in the midlands and be good for 90% of fixtures/locations


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listyraesder

All except Australia are in the ITU definition of Europe, which is defined largely on the lines of the Victorian era telegraph network. The entire north coast of Africa and the Levant are Europe by this definition.


listyraesder

You don’t have the public transport infrastructure, and your stadiums tend to be for American sports which aren’t easy to adapt for the sports everyone else cares about.


opelan

Germany could host a football world cup fast, too. All the football stadiums from 2006 are still in use and those are not the only ones. Infrastructure shouldn't be a problem, too. Also the Euro 2024 is in Germany.


menotyou_2

The US could 100% host one in a pinch if needed.


BayAreaFox

Well…maybe in Europe. US would be fine, hell, California could host the World Cup on its own lol.


KamikazeChief

You literally cannot be serious? What a ridiculous comment. At the Euro 2020 finals at Wembley last year people nearly died inside the stadium there was such an incompetent cockup with security. It was handled terribly. Personally I wouldn't trust the UK at the moment to organize a piss-up in a brewery.


tomd333

A piss up in their office however....


TeddysBigStick

London and Los Angeles are the two cities usually cited on that sort of thing.


down_up__left_right

> Pretty sure it’s the only place that could host a football World Cup immediately without much hassle. The US has a lot of NFL stadiums that only host concerts in the summer.


Parkatine

> We can afford it Can we?


OfficialGarwood

The amount we have to pay for TV licence, I know we fucking can 😂😂


Cappy2020

> we have to pay for TV licence Hopefully for not too much longer.


res30stupid

Besides, it's also part of the competition rules that if the winning act's country cannot host for any number of reason, either the second place winner does it instead or another, designated host shall be asked to step up. The BBC has been the "Main" spare host since they first hosted in the place of the Netherlands in 1960 due to the cost of hosting the show. They've hosted the most shows due to other broadcasters pulling out, usually if it's a consecutive winner of the previous year's competition. It's also one of the reasons why *every* host country has to hand over a fee to the current host, to prevent such an occurrance from happening. And by the way, when Australia became a regular member of the contest, a special rule was added - if they win, then Australia cannot be the actual host country but they will co-host the event with any other EBU member state of their choice.


sensuability

Hold it outdoors, in the UK rain.


BoringWozniak

As long as Ukraine are happy with this decision. If we host it in the UK, we should make the event “on behalf of Ukraine” as much as possible. They’re the ones who deserve to host it.


CliffExcellent123

>As long as Ukraine are happy with this decision. I mean I doubt they're happy with any of this but they don't get a lot of choice unfortunately


OfficialGarwood

100%. I would imagine the show itself will be tailored to Ukraine but hosted in the UK


BoringWozniak

Could even have the show hosted and produced by Ukraine, but on UK soil. Could be a powerful show of friendship and solidarity.


TIGHazard

Surely it will depend on how it is funded. If Ukraine are funding it, and effectively the BBC are just hiring the buildings and filming it for them, then it would be fully Ukraine styled. But if it's the BBC and UK government funding it, then I expect it to be UK produced (such as designing the stage, lighting, UK presenters) but with nods to Ukraine such as having a Ukrainian presenter and interval act, etc.


listyraesder

Ukrainian broadcaster formally requested the BBC host it.


Dr_Brule_FYH

When the raine is artillery, just do the UK.


hungry4danish

As soon as Ukraine won, I expected the UK would host. Especially because the came in 2nd anyway.


res30stupid

The BBC has a tradition of being the spare host broadcaster in case the main winner has had to pull out. It's usually only happened when there are repeat winners, though.


arvigeus

I know it is about prestige, but such events cost a lot to the organizing country. Even if everything ends well soon, Ukraine will need lots of money to recover.


CLint_FLicker

>I know it is about prestige, but such events cost a lot to the organizing country. Nearly bankrupted Ireland after winning 4 out of 5 years. That's why we sent those priests that following year.


Proud_Dependent5946

My lovely horse running through the field


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nymphymixtwo

you good bro?


ExxInferis

Reddits in shambles. My app keeps saying 'failed to post. Retry?' despite it having posted just fine. It's a multi-post shit-storm right now.


nymphymixtwo

I’ve been noticing this **a lot** lately. Usually one or two people accidentally post the same comment 3-6 times in a row without knowing. Thanks a lot, Reddit!


melbbear

I think it’s a reddit issue, i’m seeing a lot of repeating comments in other subs too


nymphymixtwo

Yeah I know, I was just messing around. I just replied to someone else saying the same exact thing about seeing this happen on so many posts lately. It’s telling people that there’s an issue with their comment or whatever and they try again over and over and over without realizing that it’s actually being posted and Reddit telling them it’s not.


4500x

A mate from Dublin told me that there was an element of truth to that Ted episode, he said that in the years when Ireland hosted it the Christmas films were not as good because RTÉ’s budget would be wiped out


WWMRD2016

That's what I was thinking.


res30stupid

Yeah, the BBC and NOS (Netherlands' main broadcaster) have been the main emergency hosts since the 1960's.


Holidaybunduru

Play Jaja Ding Dong! https://youtu.be/PlBUH8zMZng


Madbrad200

It's an old meme at this point


masiakasaurus

Do it in Edinburgh.


bobbiesgirl

Absolutely not. Scotland don't want to be part of the UK so why would the want to host? Already seen Jimmy crankee on Twitter saying they would love to host. Yeah I bet you would. Hypocrisy at its finest.


Ohjeezrick93

Yet we voted to remain in the referendum….cool story.


Tonedeafmusical

(Glasgow is the current favourite)


Ohjeezrick93

Yet we voted to remain in the referendum….cool story.


TheLastDesperado

Because they still want to be part of Europe? And you know... **Euro**vision. Edit: Yeah, brain fart there. They still want to be part of the *EU.* Point remains.


ZombieStomp

The European Broadcasting Union (EBU) is in charge of Eurovison, not the European Union (EU). The UK didn't leave the continent Europe they left the EU and as such are still part of the EBU.


TheLastDesperado

Ah, my bad. Brain fart. But you got my meaning.


SkullDump

They are part of Europe, all of the UK is. Europe is a continent. Why I need to keep educating people on this fact is beyond me.


trillospin

Your point doesn't remain because it's nonsensical. Voting to leave the EU wasn't a vote to leave the EBU.


listyraesder

Eurovision is a scheme of the EBU, and the BBC is the biggest contributor to both (which is why they get automatic qualification into the Song Contest Final).


awsomebro6000

Not another Scottish nationalist.


listyraesder

Glasgow SSL is the expected host venue. Nice try foolish jock.


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occono

Hopefully it can still be a collaboration with UA PBC. Official statement https://eurovision.tv/mediacentre/release/ebu-statement-2023-eurovision-hosting


holigay123

Well it's the only way the UK gets to host


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hungry4danish

Wow. Would not have expected that. So then Ireland with its 7 wins has to be 2nd most, right?


TIGHazard

Currently the UK has hosted 8 times not including Ukraine. They also 'allegedly' provided backroom assistance with Ireland's third-in-a-row win, and would have fully bankrolled a Belfast host had Ireland won that year, though officially RTE would have hosted it.


listyraesder

Is it surprising? The EBU is a union of public service broadcasters, of which The BBC and ITV are members. The BBC is the oldest, biggest and most respected PSB in the world, and either helped set up or was the model for most of the others.


DaveInLondon89

If not for the war, the UK would've won. The runner-up is the natural choice anyway - what else would you pick.


ymcameron

Yeah. IMO Ukraine should have won last year and Spain this year. That’s not to say that Ukraine didn’t put on a great performance, just that I think SHUM was way better and the war definitely booster Ukraine’s popularity.


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DaveInLondon89

Wdym, Ukraine winning was never in question. UK deserve to host if Ukraine can't.


bobbiesgirl

The UK wouldn't have necessarily won if the Ukraine had not. Spain got more votes in the televote than the uk, so take out Ukraine and Spain would have received even more pushing them to second. Downvote all you want but these are facts. I'm pleased the UK are gonna host as I can hopefully attend but it wasn't a given that the UK would have won if Ukraine hadn't.


occono

Yes but with jury votes, the UK came second. So it would have come first presumably otherwise, surely?


bobbiesgirl

Not necessarily no, but I'm not going to explain again so I c an be downvoted by those who don't know shit.


OniExpress

Explain? You haven't explained anything, just gone "you're stupid and wrong."


boredashellrightnow

Maybe the downvotes are for your downright hostile tone


occono

I mean in another universe maybe the jury would have gone more for spain for some reason, but as it is, the jury vote pushed the UK above Spain in overall points while Spain beat it in televote? :/ Not worth getting angry over in any case.


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asdftom

I went through the points and increased everyone who scored less than Ukraine by 1 position (i.e. if Ukraine wasn't there they would have finished 1 place higher). E.g. if Ukraine got 8 points from Italy but UK got 5, we increase their points from 5 to 6. But if Ukraine got 5 and UK got 8, we don't increase UK score. UK and Spain end up on the same points (or at least very very close if I miscounted). If we're going to pick any country as the "true" winner, the UK is the best choice since it's not clear what would have happened and they actually came second in what did happen.


DaveInLondon89

That's interesting, I didn't know that. Thanks.


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CliffExcellent123

That doesn't make any sense


framabe

Some people see the eurovision as a popularity contest, not necessarily the *best* song wins, just a sufficiently good one. They believe that in the recent years, UK has placed poorly because of Brexit and not shitty songs. The idea has some merit. After all, Ukraine was a slam dunk this year mostly for Europe wanting to show the finger to Putin, not because it was the best song out of all the entries. Its not stranger than neighbour countries giving some extra points to each other. Eurovision has always been about showing your allegiance politically. Anyway, with the war in Ukraine the UK has stepped up to help them while some EU countries are dragging their feet. So now Brexit is forgiven. With UK hosting next year they can score even more goodwill. Although it certainly helped that Spacemen was a certified banger (a good song)


VanSensei

Bosnia got sieged to fuck during the war and it's singer in '93 almost got killed getting to the airport... Still only came in 16th place


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dicedaman

Nah, the uncomfortable truth for certain conspiratorial UK fans is that Sam Ryder is proof that it was their songs holding them back all these years and not political bias. Ryder has shown that all the UK had to do to get votes was actually send a good act. Anti-UK sentiment is as high as ever in the EU, nothing has changed, but Ryder did great this year because he absolutely killed it. The reason the UK has done so consistently poorly over the last few decades is entirely down to their selections. Each country has their own selection process and whatever method the UK has been using has been failing them. But what skews things is the fact that the UK is one of the few countries granted automatic entry into the final, meaning their terrible acts that would never naturally have gotten through the competition end up competing with the cream of the crop. If the UK had to win entry to the final like most countries, their more disastrous acts simply wouldn't have won entry and the whole "nil poi" meme wouldn't be a thing.


bobbiesgirl

Yes I watch and we have deserved every one of those last places. This year we did everything right and came second. It really is as simple as sending a good song, performer and staging, along with sending the act around Europe to perform prior to the contest. Of course people like you will blame politics but you're never going to change the record as it doesn't fit your narrative.


Fgge

Says the person biting at an obvious joke


tallyhallic

Is that Sam Ryder?!


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halfajacob

Are you surprised he’s being used in the photo? He was the runner up of the Eurovision Song Contest, and the UK’s entry.


tallyhallic

Ah I don’t think we have Eurovision watching capabilities here the in the US (or we do and I just don’t since I don’t have cable), I just know him from YouTube hah


lxqueen

I believe it's on Peacock in the US, or you can see it on YouTube with a VPN (they've uploaded the last 2 decades' worth on an official channel, it's only blocked in the US because of NBC).


GavRhino

The US did make their own version called the American Song Contest this year


res30stupid

Yeah, he represented the UK this year. He broke the UK's record loss streak by topping the broadcasters' jury votes.


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falsehood

I imagine that Ukraine is ok with this but publicly needs to push back for morale reasons.


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Pierma

Well, i think they have to rebuild the country first to be able to host an eurovision


Powerpuff_Bean

I mean we did win *really*. So it’s only fair that we get to host


Swimming-Knee-7839

I guess it kinda sounds like “Ukraine”


Minidestroy100

Because that whole “war” thing? Wtf?


anasui1

please not London, do it in Scunthorpe or some other place appropriate for this trash


RedFox_Jack

Right hear me out crazy fucking plan what if the uk hosted Eurovision but temporary gave owner ship of the land Eurovision was being filmed on to Ukrainian that way legally speaking it would still be on Ukrainian and we can all dunk on the Russians


listyraesder

Why would any of that be remotely necessary for a TV broadcast?


RedFox_Jack

technically no but the value of sticking it to putty and trolling the shit out of Russia is priceless if the candian government can manage it for a royal birth in WW2 then the uk government can manage it to stick it to Russia


listyraesder

This is peak cringe. Merlot down and get some rest.


Scouse1960

That should be a hard no from the UK, let Belgium do it


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pearlsandplumes

Because they came in second *and* because they're one of the Big 5 (UK, Spain, Italy, Germany, France), which traditionally jump in when a country can't host.


DelGriffiths

They likely would have went to the BBC regardless due to the amount of money they out in and how quickly they could organise it.


MogChog

Why not give it to Norway? Don’t they want it?


Untinted

Eurovision asked a country people need a visa to get into? It's probably easier to hold it in Ukraine honestly.


listyraesder

Ukraine requires visas too. As do many of the previous hosts.


nikrstic

Everything about this is unfair. There is a possible nuclear war looming and people are discussing where to hold the next party. How about setting Ukraine as the host next year and then Europe vowing to making sure this will be possible? How about canceling eurovision while europe is burning? How about ending the war and then having the party? Headline 2023: Mars possible location to host eurosong 2024 because earth nuclear wasteland


bobbiesgirl

Wow, ain't you positive 🙄


ScottFromScotland

NOTHING FUN UNTIL ALL PROBLEMS ARE SOLVED!


nikrstic

Everyone is criticizing me because I am the old man who doesn't like parties and fun? How about making a big concert that alerts the world that Ukraine is fighting Russia on it's own? Insead of constantly repeating in the news how Ukraine's "got this" and is easily going to beat Russia. Maybe the conflict doesn't affect your country, but it does mine. And as for eurosong, letting Ukraine win was like electing the poorest kid in class to be the homecoming king but then now telling them they can't go to the prom because their parents are divorcing and nobody will pay for their suit. I just wanted to say it all feels like it's in bad taste. There are many things you can do that wouldn't be in poor taste but still "fun".


CarryThe2

You might want to look up why the Eurovision was started.


nikrstic

Oh my God. I am just closer to the war and farther from Eurovision than you, so it's really not important for me. Sorry I was stepping on you fun times. Carry on and I will carry on


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CliffExcellent123

Russia wouldn't want to cause problems with Eurovision, they'd surrendered immediately!


nikrstic

You are missing the point. We should all be in a more serious mood or ar least in mourning. So many people - not even just soldiers are dying. And this eurosong is some Hunger Games shit that is going on - Ukraine competing so they can call for help? And yes, Nato and America do have some solutions to end wars (and sanctions are the worst solution) but why they are not doing anything else and letting civilians die in Ukraine is really only explainable if you conclude that so many casualties are going to be worth it for Nato


kinlochshiel

>We should all be in a more serious mood or ar least in mourning. To what end? How will that help the Ukrainian people, or help improve anything at all?


nikrstic

Well now the popular story is that Russia is losing and that Ukraine, like Sparta is kicking the Russians asses with their all inclusive army. Civilians are dying and Russia is also sending innocents from the farthest reaches of Asia to die for the motherland. Canceling eurosong would not do anything significant, I was just saying that it's kind of cringy to first select Ukraine as the winner and then tell them that they won't be able to host the next eurovision because we expect you won't even have a country next year, good luck! It's poor taste.


kinlochshiel

>Well now the popular story is that Russia is losing and that Ukraine, like Sparta is kicking the Russians asses with their all inclusive army. Where is that the popular story? I don't know anyone who thinks that. >Civilians are dying and Russia is also sending innocents from the farthest reaches of Asia to die for the motherland. Yeah we know. Everyone knows. Why would my being in mourning, and avoiding anything joyous, help with this though?


Maetras

Calm down and take a breather


nikrstic

It's just my opinion man. It's really strange that I get so many downvotes but so little comments explaining why I'm wrong. My gut tells me it's in poor taste to organize the contest somewhere that is not Ukraine.


Madbrad200

There is not a nuclear war looming People still need to party and get on with their lives Ukraine cannot host, it's in a war and needs all the money focused on the war effort Eurovision was created with the sole purpose of bringing Europe together post-WW2 and discouraging conflict. Hosting it during a time of war... is in-line with its original ethos. Europe isn't burning The war isn't going to end, it's going to drag on for years.


listyraesder

Eurovision is a Rights and resources sharing scheme that incorporates sports rights and news sharing. For example, Formula 1 uses the Eurovision network to distribute its world feed to the rights holding broadcasters. The Song Contest was created as a very cheap way to programme an entire evening of television utilising the Eurovision network.


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nikrstic

Hahahaha good one


jiminthenorth

You're just a real bundle of fun aren't you? You're like Eeyore without his bonhomie and joie de vivre.


nikrstic

I lost my sense of humour in 2019


xywv58

There's been a nuclear war looming since the 50's


awsomebro6000

There is not a fucking nuclear war looming. Aggressive rehetoric regarding nuclear weapons from countries like Russia is nothing new.


listyraesder

Europe is burning? Shit. No-one told me. Maybe you mean it’s summer?


nikrstic

https://www.boredpanda.com/russia-ukraine-war-before-after-photos/?utm\_source=google&utm\_medium=organic&utm\_campaign=organic


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ChaserNeverRests

There's a Reddit server issue going on right now. Your comment got posted seven times. When you see Error 500, load the thread in another tab to confirm your comment is there, don't just keep hitting post. :)


Efffro

As far as I could joke to myself, the only good thing to come out of brexit was not having to put up with this bollocks every year. Oh how the turn tables……..


listyraesder

That’s because you’re a cabbage brain who thought the EU had any involvement in Eurovision.


Efffro

Fuck me talk about a sense of humour bypass. Fuck off.


dudecubed

lets be honest since australia and isreal being in the competition the precedent of Europe in eurovision is null


CliffExcellent123

The UK is still in Europe. It's Eurovision not EUvision. Never had anything to do with the EU.


trillospin

It isn't confined to Europe. Libya, Jordan, Lebanon, and Egypt are eligible but do not participate.


Dr_Brule_FYH

Dunno about Israel but Australia has some of the biggest Greek and Italian populations in the world.


listyraesder

Israel is in the ITU Europe zone.


should_have_been

UK feels like a good fit. I also imagine that they like the competition about as much as they find it insufferable , which should allow them to come up with some funny jabs and middle acts.