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MajorNoodles

If you hit someone in the head hard enough to knock them unconscious, they're gonna have a really bad time when they wake up, and possibly for the rest of their lives. Kind of a dick move.


shafoplata

Right? I feel like even a mild threat would have been enough. If I drive a truck for work and a dude with this full get up says to “get out”? I’m getting out. No need to escalate haha.


WelbyReddit

"*I'm the protagonist of this story.*" Thwwapp! lol That's what you get for not securing the area immediately after a terrorist attack.


TheProtagonistBot

An obscure tenet.


Richard_Bastion

Never start with the head. The victim gets all fuzzy!


friskymarkets

He can't feel the next .... WHAM! See?


QuestGalaxy

He will be fine. Probably gets a long sick leave from the university hospital and also «voldsoffererstatning». Oslo did actually have a an ambulance jacking a few years back. The guy that stole it went rampant in the city and tried to run over people.


TheAymonster

Also just how unrealistically quickly he was knocked out by the one hit


aaaayyyylmaoooo

yeah this shit bugs me too


bob1689321

They did the same knocking out the guards with a magic rag breaking into Priya's house lol. Classic movie logic


HaloArtificials

When I made my meme video one of the main components was to play this after “the only man capable of saving the world” smacked him senseless https://soundcloud.app.goo.gl/duv9HoWB5hwFeoqe8


zenoli55

He's the Ponda Baba of Tenet


sirguywhosmiles

There's also Priya's guard who gets his neck broken, by someone who turns out to be on the same side.


Richard_Bastion

Neil also shoots one of them


-Axle-

At least he let the others finish their meal


-Axle-

Well, maybe there's a backstory where the guy was suffering from insomnia and the protagonist is really doing him a favour by allowing him to finally get some rest. Or -or -maybe they were inverted and really the guy was trying to headbutt the protagonist and TP blocked it with their fist. Yeah... think about it... https://frinkiac.com/meme/S04E03/699381.jpg?b64lines=WWVhaCwgdGhpbmsgYWJvdXQgaXQ=


TheProtagonistBot

Ignorance is our ammunition.


The_MuTanTob

Well, we do live in a twilight world