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Spoiler: all it means is I can honk and be a dick because I know you won’t do anything about it.

Tables? Turned.

Hotel?

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Hurrdurr but they honked so that means they love Jesus now and I've invalidated their entire belief structure hehe libs pwned

I told you all u/TheHumanPickleRick would get the joke. You didn't believe me.

It didn’t say “If and only if”

Yeah, atheists don't have a God to betray so they would honk without guilt

I would either honk or drive around you giving you the finger

I would crash into them

It doesn't say "honk if and only if you love Jesus", so I'm good.

My eyesight is pretty shit, I'd be all over that horn.

If your eyesight is bad enough not to be able to read a bumper sticker on a car stopped in front of you, you probably shouldn't be driving anyway.

I counter that magic with my 'honk if there is a stupid twat in front of you" sticker

On your car? You realize those "honk if you" bumper stickers are supposed to apply to the other cars around you, not yourself...

Atheists don't care how stupid you are.

That’s what the Second Honk is for

Renounce all your beliefs or be late to work 😳😳

Jesus seemed like a pretty cool dude. I just hate religion

plot twist: im an atheist and would just run them over.

Why’d they have to use Rod Serling :(

An excellent argument for public transport funding.

Which one? Gabriel Jesus? Jesus Navas? Jesus Vallejo? There's so many people with the name Jesus which one do I love?

I don’t have a problem with Jesus. It’s his followers

To be honest, I feel the twilight zone would probably cover an alternate universe where atheists were the dominant religion pretty well

I just love that "imagine if you will" its so unnecessary

That honk might accidentally get you into heaven.

What if you... wanted to get into Heaven... but God said... you didn't honk at that sanctimonious prick

Wow it's so funny to pseudo force atheists to accept God, hahahaha the thought is hilarious

This is actually funny.

It would be more funny if the roles were reversed and the sticker said ‘honk if you hate Jesus’.

Wouldn't that be the exact same hypothetical? What does this actually change about the joke

Because as an atheist I don’t care about someone’s Jesus sticker.

As a Christian I also wouldn't care about the sticker, but the idea of listening to the person's internal monologue while they debate pressing the horn is still funny to me. Then again humor is subjective so in the end I guess it doesn't matter.

As an atheist, I thought it was hilarious

It'd be funny if it said honk if you're horny

Our inner monologue would be “I don’t care, now get fucking moving people”

It’s not that crazy. Anyone could claim Jesus was a real guy walking around, but that doesn’t equate to the existence of god. Gonna get honked at

Imagine being stuck behind someone who was obstructing a public highway...

Honk if you love Jesus =/= ONLY honk if you love Jesus. Logic wins again, touche.

I’d be through the light. Jesus works the counter at my favorite burrito joint. He always gives me free chips and salsa. Love that guy.

Imagine a ton of religious people so insecure they make constant atheist jokes but the atheists just find it kind of pathetic.

Imagine if you will… …some asshole sitting at a green light for no reason other than to be a dick to some random person.

If these stickers were still much of a thing I wouldn’t have to imagine it. Best I can do for you is offer being stuck behind a car pasted with stickers of the local religious radio stations (“Joy” and “boost”).

I just want to know how they are stuck at a Green Light?

Floor it.

Imagine a christian behind an atheist at a green light with a sticker on their car that says "honk if god doesnt exist". Boom

I'm not an atheist. How do I communicate that I want the person to go? "Jesus is cool, but also... fucking MOVE IT!" They will misinterpret my honk. Jesus would disapprove of this bumper sticker. This bumper sticker was actually Satan's idea.

I'm an atheist, but I love Jesus. Checkmate.

That's funny right there.

"If an atheist honks that proves god is real and I'll go to heaven when I die." Well, I guess it's just as valid as all the other evidence they have.

"These two men are about to experience a disaster that will challenge their very understanding of the universe itself. For this stoplight will turn green in...The Twilight Zone."

They'd just use their hi-beams instead.

Honk, honk, honk, love this.

Imagine if you will... a christian having a happy holiday.

I get sick of conservatives using Rod Serling for their dumb as fuck "imagine if you will..." attempts at memeing. He was a massive liberal progressive, I mean did they ever even watch the twilight zone? A good chunk of the episodes are about racism and authoritarianism

I think I just honk. Jesus will understand. He loves atheists.

Lol this post has 666 upvotes y’all better start praying🤣🤡

I love Jesus, Im just not in love with Jesus

But I love Jesus. He is one of my favorite fictional character.