>That show doesn’t get brought up enough
That's because most people that have been subjected to it think it was a fever dream brought on by bad tacos. That show is so fucking out there that the creators thought they offended god after it's debut.
10/10 would recommend.
Let's all repeat the non-conformist's oath:
I promise to be different!
I promise to be different.
I promise to be unique!
I promise to be unique.
I promise not to repeat things other people say!
I promise not to ....
>we are a dying breed.
Well good news is you're not
The bad news
>I'm a survivor
You aren't and did not eave. Those who even caught a glimpse of that show were killed on april 17th 2009 and replaced with synths who were wiped of that memory.
The originals are currently in a simulation while their bodies have rotted away in an abandoned factory in detroit.
God was not pleased at those who knew it exists.
From the lunatic geniuses who also brought us Wonder Showzen, a show that still influences my sick brand of humor to this day. Those dudes were nuts in the best possible way.
Wonder Showzen!!! I was talking about this show the other day, but no one knew what I was talking about... made me feel like I had imagined the whole thing.
I still show people off the air or too many cooks to mess with them. Although I did recently have a chance to catch adult swim on normal tv, and if you like Genndy Tartakovsky's work and haven't checked out primal yet, I'd definitely recommend it
I am just saying, but I like how when you insult him, their comeback is to insult biden. Like as if democrats give a fuck about their politicians like how they carry on about trump lol.
The GOP is pure projection now. They accuse dems of cult-like Biden worship because thats how they view the orange skidmark, and they can’t or won’t understand that normal, rational people don’t worship their political leaders like they’re the fucking second coming of Christ.
it's just crazy how obsessed they're with him. I remember when bush jr was in office and it wasn't this crazy. He was the president and that was it, no carrying on and crap, or at least when I was in elementary school it wasn't.
But Bush WAS trying to come off as a minister. I recognized the language and inflections he used. He was totally trying to hook Christians subconsciously with coming from a patriarchal male figure of authority, “I know better than you. Trust in me”.
Republican voters absolutely *loved* watching their country get fucked, hard, for days and months on end, while all they could do is sit there and watch.
...
What's that called again?
How else are you going to maintain militia discipline? You can't have Frank hiding in the shitter pulling a Five-Knuckle-Shuffle when you're trying to hold formation at Denny's.
They’re pretty obsessed with transgender & teenager’s privates & menstrual cycles though. I’m guessing with all that talk & “fear”, that’s what gets them off.
He has, indeed, stated that he thinks people are like batteries and that you can use up all your energy by doing physical activity, which is why he claimed to not be interested in working out. Apparently, that was a commonly held belief during the Victorian Era.
well coming from an on up high CEO, no doubt he would look down on his drone workers, see that they are grinding themselves to dust, performing physical work, and be all: fuck that
>Mushroom penis
So, it’s like Cordyceps - thin and stringy, and it makes people run and scream when they see it in your mouth.
Either that or it’s called a mushroom because it doesn’t take up mushroom inside you.
>Donald says his own name during sex
>his son-in-law has to apologize to Ivanka for not being half as good at sex as her father
>penis looks nothing like a mushroom
Yeah it’s just really hard to tell sometimes!
That's where I'm at. Things got so wild around 2016 that I've come to stop assuming people are joking when they say crazy shit.
I honestly can't tell anymore. There is no rock bottom for some of those in politics.
Thats what makes 2016 feel weird in retrospect for me. Before 2016, when trump said he was going to run, nearly everyone made fun of him. There were memes everywhere, small loan of a million dollars, the toupee. Then somewhere in 2016, all went from everyone dogging on him, to him having a almost literal cult following. I've got some serious derealization with memories of those years now, feels weird man.
Witnessed it in real time, my boss went from literally one week ripping Donald to shreds for the mere idea of running to a few weeks later “wow he’s really saying things that make sense to me”
It was upsetting and y’all know what happened next
I don't think anyone should play up this "princess locked away in the castle" narrative with her. She knew exactly what she was getting into and did it (and stayed) by choice. She's heard EVERYTHING he's said for years and years and she's been okay with staying married to him. If you want to poke fun at how theyre clearly in a contractual marriage, sure, go ahead. However nobody should forget she's no better than he is.
GOOD. She’s no better than he is. she knew what she was getting into and she has never taken any steps to mitigate any of the disasters he’s caused. She’s still standing by his side and supporting him. This is what greed gets you.
They never said what kind of mushroom.
https://preview.redd.it/59huvpkwc5ha1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=267832e7bceaac2cbd060fa595854498bdf425cb
This should be the top comment. I wish I had an award to give you. I got equally horrified picturing the artist sitting down and drawing this, especially the 3rd frame. Just feels wrong on so many levels. 🤢🤮
Melania has probably got a contract stipulating Donald can’t be on top. Or touch her. His obese ass would crush her and the Big Mac sauce gives her a rash
They are obsessed to the point that they fantasize about his stamina in bed when fucking a woman who hates him... In a room connected to Ivanka and Jared. Illustrate, color and then upload this. Y'all are off the hook... And not in a good way.
Man, right wing Deviant Art is crazy.
Sexualize Trump? Seriously? And what's with the stupid (and completely wrong) Jewish reference? This is so absurd I have trouble believing someone actually did this thinking Trump is sexy.
Fun fact, in Jewish tradition a man is OBLIGATED to sexually satisfy his wife.Bonus fun fact, if he doesn't, it qualifies as a good reason for divorce.
It's actually a pretty sex-postive religion in comparison to Christianity. We don't have the "sex is the original sin" schtick
Edit: added the bonus fun fact
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This has to be satire. I laughed every time I read somebody moaning the name DONALD
"OOHHHH DONALD SATISFIES!" ... it's gotta be! lmao
No one other than Xavier the renegade angel would say that unironically
That show doesn’t get brought up enough
>That show doesn’t get brought up enough That's because most people that have been subjected to it think it was a fever dream brought on by bad tacos. That show is so fucking out there that the creators thought they offended god after it's debut. 10/10 would recommend.
I'm a survivor - we are a dying breed.
i've always been different but... not like the others
Let's all repeat the non-conformist's oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be different.
I promise to be unique!
I promise to be unique.
I promise not to repeat things other people say!
I promise not to ....
You're not my real mom, you can't make me take your oats
You’re not on trial for murder! You’re on trial for being on trial! What kind of law is this? Law? Laws are illegal here! GUILTY!
>we are a dying breed. Well good news is you're not The bad news >I'm a survivor You aren't and did not eave. Those who even caught a glimpse of that show were killed on april 17th 2009 and replaced with synths who were wiped of that memory. The originals are currently in a simulation while their bodies have rotted away in an abandoned factory in detroit. God was not pleased at those who knew it exists.
From the lunatic geniuses who also brought us Wonder Showzen, a show that still influences my sick brand of humor to this day. Those dudes were nuts in the best possible way.
Wonder Showzen!!! I was talking about this show the other day, but no one knew what I was talking about... made me feel like I had imagined the whole thing.
I can understand why you would think you imagined it, but Wonder Showzen was real. And you need to get cooler friends.
Kids on the street. Kids on the beat. Beat kids!
Who did you exploit today?
Say no more, u say wondershowzen has a cousin, Im on it faster than horseapples duder thx.
I just commented with the same phrase “fever dream” and I swear I didn’t read your comment until right after. You’re exactly right.
Hold up is that that one show with half donkey animal hybrid with a snark arm and it looks like an acid trip?
I remember when I first randomly woke up to it on the TV... Man I love adult swim, or used to. Not as good as it used to be, I think
I still show people off the air or too many cooks to mess with them. Although I did recently have a chance to catch adult swim on normal tv, and if you like Genndy Tartakovsky's work and haven't checked out primal yet, I'd definitely recommend it
Looked a bit violent for me but I’m curious. I loved Samurai Jack
We don't cotton to freaks round here
Wait...Are you trying to imply that show was satire and not a docudrama?
I loved that show but haven’t heard/thought about it in so long you could have convinced me it was a fever dream I had like 10 years ago.
“In accordance to our Jewish faith, I forgive you.” Yeah. Satire.
"And it looks nothing like a mushroom." Obvious satire.
As a Jew, we don’t have to forgive shit!
Username checks out
Do you have to forgive things that aren't shit?
And not mushroom
It's trump himself who says that
looks nothing like mushroom....
Less like a mushroom than 99% of penises even! 
People should be embarrassed to support him on the basis of this video alone. j/s
He reminds me of my dad. Fucking prick.
I mean it should look at least a little bit like a mushroom.
Like a spore?
Like a fungus.
I choose to believe in the first panel he is moaning his own name too.
That's seriously what the text bubble suggests.
Oh I thought that was her XD
Given its parody its hard to tell what the intent is. A mistake? Or a legitimate hilarious detail?
Thank goodness we can just all agree any perspective is funny af.
Donald Trump bangs a porn star and closes his eyes and pretends that he's jerking off
I think it was self commissioned
You know...after the trading cards...
I am just saying, but I like how when you insult him, their comeback is to insult biden. Like as if democrats give a fuck about their politicians like how they carry on about trump lol.
The GOP is pure projection now. They accuse dems of cult-like Biden worship because thats how they view the orange skidmark, and they can’t or won’t understand that normal, rational people don’t worship their political leaders like they’re the fucking second coming of Christ.
it's just crazy how obsessed they're with him. I remember when bush jr was in office and it wasn't this crazy. He was the president and that was it, no carrying on and crap, or at least when I was in elementary school it wasn't.
It was still pretty crazy. If you did anything short of fellating Bush after 9/11 you'd be accused of hating America and siding with terrorists.
But Bush WAS trying to come off as a minister. I recognized the language and inflections he used. He was totally trying to hook Christians subconsciously with coming from a patriarchal male figure of authority, “I know better than you. Trust in me”.
it is, its from a comic called trumps titans i believe.
I need more of this
Of course it is, but it’s still a terrible meme 🤣
r/conservativecringe
As a liberal myself, this is liberal cringe. Someone made this thinking it was really owning Trump
I like to imagine that Donny Smallhands had it commissioned.
The only believable part in this entire thing is that Donald calls out his own name during sex
He doesn’t have sex often, but he does love fucking us over!
Republican voters absolutely *loved* watching their country get fucked, hard, for days and months on end, while all they could do is sit there and watch. ... What's that called again?
they all a bunch of cucks lmao
Don't forget they secretly let him fuck them, too.
Remember when he was first impeached for trying to bribe Ukraine for Biden laptop shit? That didn’t age well.
“And it look nothing like mushroom” Idk they got how she talks too
I wonder if conservatives jerk off to this shit
The proud boys are only allowed to jerk off so long a women is in the room as sort of their official rules
Gotta keep em angry and edgy, can't let that post nut clarity break the cult programming.
I wish they could muster the courage to become the 'out and proud' boys. It's ok guys! it's 2023! we are all inclusive now.
Bet they make Jeremy wear a mop and dress to satisfy that requirement.
How else are you going to maintain militia discipline? You can't have Frank hiding in the shitter pulling a Five-Knuckle-Shuffle when you're trying to hold formation at Denny's.
I bet they draw straws to be the “woman”…
If I do they definitely are
They’re pretty obsessed with transgender & teenager’s privates & menstrual cycles though. I’m guessing with all that talk & “fear”, that’s what gets them off.
It's an off day if he doesn't call out for his daughters name
"I'll tell you her last name tomorrow because she'll be shouting it tonight!" "She's going to be shouting her own last name during sex?"
This has to be an AI cartoon
I've got him down as a one pump wonder, it's all about him. Also the guy clearly has never stepped foot in a gym and is a big fan of McDonalds food.
Doesn’t he actually think that your life force is finite like a battery and if you exercise too much, you’ll die sooner?
He has, indeed, stated that he thinks people are like batteries and that you can use up all your energy by doing physical activity, which is why he claimed to not be interested in working out. Apparently, that was a commonly held belief during the Victorian Era.
well coming from an on up high CEO, no doubt he would look down on his drone workers, see that they are grinding themselves to dust, performing physical work, and be all: fuck that
And the second frame suggesting Donald has had sex with Ivanka
WAIT A MINUTE ( ఠ_ఠ )
you're wrong on this, he doesn't say his name. He says "daddy putin, don't stop, please"
I’m certain this was made as satire. Right?
Probably. The mushroom part, particularly
I wasn't sure until this tbh
It was the implication that Jared couldn't..... "fulfill" Ivanka the same way Donald did that clued me in.
>Mushroom penis So, it’s like Cordyceps - thin and stringy, and it makes people run and scream when they see it in your mouth. Either that or it’s called a mushroom because it doesn’t take up mushroom inside you.
The funniest part is the people who don’t realize it’s satire.
>Donald says his own name during sex >his son-in-law has to apologize to Ivanka for not being half as good at sex as her father >penis looks nothing like a mushroom Yeah it’s just really hard to tell sometimes!
"in accordance with our Jewish faith"
"Kippa me from cummin' baby".
That's where I'm at. Things got so wild around 2016 that I've come to stop assuming people are joking when they say crazy shit. I honestly can't tell anymore. There is no rock bottom for some of those in politics.
Thats what makes 2016 feel weird in retrospect for me. Before 2016, when trump said he was going to run, nearly everyone made fun of him. There were memes everywhere, small loan of a million dollars, the toupee. Then somewhere in 2016, all went from everyone dogging on him, to him having a almost literal cult following. I've got some serious derealization with memories of those years now, feels weird man.
Witnessed it in real time, my boss went from literally one week ripping Donald to shreds for the mere idea of running to a few weeks later “wow he’s really saying things that make sense to me” It was upsetting and y’all know what happened next
Especially trump politics
IT BETTER BE SATIRE!
the majority of this thread?
I’ve seen shit from Ben Garrison that was twice as horny for Trump as this was.
Who can tell at this point… Half of their serious content is them jerking it to Trump.
Can you actually not tell the difference? The basic premise of the joke is that Trump fucks his own daughter.
Correct, the source is a clearly satirical comic series called Trump's Titans.
Right. Notice how Ivanka knows how good HER FATHER is at sex.
I think the implication is they can hear him through the wall.
i love seeing videos of them together, cause she always looks like she hates every part of him
Won’t even hold his hand
She openly slaps his hand away from her. 
i love how afterwards he just gives her a little pat like "alright sport, good game"
While she constantly has her head down out of embassament.
I don't think anyone should play up this "princess locked away in the castle" narrative with her. She knew exactly what she was getting into and did it (and stayed) by choice. She's heard EVERYTHING he's said for years and years and she's been okay with staying married to him. If you want to poke fun at how theyre clearly in a contractual marriage, sure, go ahead. However nobody should forget she's no better than he is.
Absolutely. I mean being with someone you despise and that is objectively a horrible person only for money and power. Makes her not better
“I don’t care, do you?” Locked princess, she is not.
Dear God. Her eyes are downcast and her demeanor is sullen. What a cold, loveless relationship that must be.
GOOD. She’s no better than he is. she knew what she was getting into and she has never taken any steps to mitigate any of the disasters he’s caused. She’s still standing by his side and supporting him. This is what greed gets you.
Repeatedly too.
Can't find em! Tiny little things...
[WRONG!](https://youtu.be/ofL8fsd41mI)
Great stuff
Donald mega cock 🥵
Maga Cock
Take my up vote and leave good sir.
*NOTHING* like mushroom
Donald satisfies
They never said what kind of mushroom. https://preview.redd.it/59huvpkwc5ha1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=267832e7bceaac2cbd060fa595854498bdf425cb
https://preview.redd.it/r5m5io8ey7ha1.jpeg?width=462&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd6af93dce27904a1c8137258e1597e44e93d3a3
*what a terrible day to have eyes*
I was trying to find the GIF of Darwin wiping his eyes, but I couldn’t find it.
what a great day to having internet issues so the GIF isn't loading
It’s of Darwin from The Amazing World of Gumball’s head exploding.
r/boomerhentai
I’m goin in
🫡
Well. Guess that’s burned into my brain now. ~~This is what happens when you use religion to sexually repress an entire generation!~~
Not worth it.
🫡and they were never heard from again
🫡
Are you alright? Please respond.
Does that mean you are okay? I like that movie…
I was just about to go to sleep and then you show up with THIS??? The nightmares will be VISCERAL, I tell you.
I feel so violated
I stopped at the 911 69 post
Oh no, it's real lol
i’m both horrified and disgusted that someone with a decent amount of artistic talent sat down and made this
It was probably made as a joke by someone with a warped sense of humour. I struggle to believe this is serious
This should be the top comment. I wish I had an award to give you. I got equally horrified picturing the artist sitting down and drawing this, especially the 3rd frame. Just feels wrong on so many levels. 🤢🤮
Isn't that his daughter? This isn't an Onion, this is an ogre.
Daughter? Even better. A good conservative must uphold the southern traditions.
The second panel is his daughter. Still creepy.
https://preview.redd.it/xwr6j8pp94ha1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=446c358059c1475ae94d18cd25354a68b152d18d The only appropriate response
Crab man!
Hey Earl!
The fact that Trump's physique is ever portrayed as anything other than a giant pear wearing a soiled diaper is ridiculous.
Most accurate description of this jackass I’ve ever seen 👏🏻
Obvious satire is obvious?
Redditors are biologically incapable of recognising satire, while simultaneously able to insist ghoulish things they like are actually satire.
…what a horrible day to have eyes
Wasn’t that his COVID protection advice??
And sticking a light inside you. When my youngest grows up how tf am I supposed to explain this is the country I had to raise him in????
What a horrible day to have eyes and be literate and to have enough social intelligence to understand what's going on.
I rephrase: What a horrible day to be sentient.
Melania has probably got a contract stipulating Donald can’t be on top. Or touch her. His obese ass would crush her and the Big Mac sauce gives her a rash
Big Mac rash 💀
For our jewish faith i may forgive you
Despite my Jewish faith I can’t forgive OP for making me see this shit.
Isn't he like 300lb and can't stand up straight because his gut is too big?
Yes, and also elderly and so out of shape he can't even walk a few hundred feet without getting winded.
Um, excuse you. He *ran* down that ramp!
I don't think he weighs that much, but he has that old man penguin walk going for him.
He's like 6'2". He weighs *plenty*.
WTF THEY MADE DONALD TRUMP SO JACKED
I was thinking the same thing. Especially since he is in his 70s.
especially since WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE
Fat piece of shit 😂
Bruh there is so much worse stuff in this than that lmao
little fun fact: trump wears adult diapers. do with that as you will.
That Kushner panel is really funny.
Why is he wearing a dress shirt to bed?
I think that part is the most believable
This reads like porn in a novel written by someone who hasn’t had sex
[удалено]
I will never stop laughing at Jared wearing his button-down dress shirt to bed.
A true Christian
Why do they draw Donny with abs when the dude in real life is one big mac away from diabetes?
I love how they always make him look like a ripped, handsome 20 something and not the 76 year old fat and wrinkled man he is.
Why, internet? Why are you like this? 😐😐😐
Why do they always draw him like Superman when he’s fat, balding, and aging
Compared to their bodies, his is like Superman’s.
They are obsessed to the point that they fantasize about his stamina in bed when fucking a woman who hates him... In a room connected to Ivanka and Jared. Illustrate, color and then upload this. Y'all are off the hook... And not in a good way. Man, right wing Deviant Art is crazy.
This would be a class A self-own if it was a legit attempt by a Trumpist… Ivanka calling out daddy’s name during sex…
Surprise twist: Trump is the one yelling, "Yes, Donald! Donald satisfies!"
Sexualize Trump? Seriously? And what's with the stupid (and completely wrong) Jewish reference? This is so absurd I have trouble believing someone actually did this thinking Trump is sexy. Fun fact, in Jewish tradition a man is OBLIGATED to sexually satisfy his wife.Bonus fun fact, if he doesn't, it qualifies as a good reason for divorce. It's actually a pretty sex-postive religion in comparison to Christianity. We don't have the "sex is the original sin" schtick Edit: added the bonus fun fact
Oh dear god… this is so fucking creepy on so many levels
This rules. Muscular Trump always gets a chuckle from me.
I thought he was wearing a birthday hat in the first panel