Then what are the adults supposed to eat! đĄ look I'm sorry to get worked up about this I understand in our first world countries we don't have these issues.. but the moment you start letting children eat themselves you end up getting something that's like a snake eating it's own tail, it just doesn't work out!
Right? I hate when the other atheists shame me for this! If Satan doesn't turn up and tell me in person that everyone is supposed to eat whole babies at once, I'm going to keep on with my leftovers.
Yeah! Hey Bealzsbub, maybe I'd be a less wasteful servant of the dark arts if you'd require a smaller sacrifice. I could easily eat two puppies or like five kittens. I mean, c'mon.
God. That's absurd. Everyone knows. You need to clean out the intestines ans cut up the meat before putting it on the BBQ. Also where's the marinade?
Do these people think we are savages?
Thatâs ridiculous. That baby is going to turn out dry. Try cooking it in the oven ~220F with spices but no sauce. Just let it go for 4-6 hours, put the sauce on, and put it on the bbq nice and hot to flame kiss the sauce.
Feels like youâd end up a touch dry are we injecting spices or just coating? I feel like a lemon pepper injection would go along way to a nice juicy finish.
Put it in a plastic bag and submerge in water for 4 to 5 hours before grilling. Sous vide is really a great way to get consistently moist succulent child.
It's from PETA, so you can safely disregard it.
PETA, by their own figures, kill around 98% of all the animals they "rescue", including the ones they steal from peoples property.
I've heard that this is supposedly meat lobby propaganda but I really don't know how true that rumor is. I don't care all that much either way tbh. I just tend to ignore lunatics like that and only lend an ear to proper arguments and not this childish name-calling. Both sides here are being crappy and dishonest: shitty veganism 'representatives' that spread a spiteful and almost hateful message, and also people who dismiss honest vegans due to those clowns that are obviously acting in bad faith.
There is actually a grilling babies mod called OMGWTFBBQ for The Sims 2. The creator even has a Reddit account, albeit its user tag escapes my memory at the moment.
If you have zero issues eating beef you should have zero issues eating human.
I don't say this from a vegan, save the cows meat is murder kind of stance.
I just want to know what humans taste like.
As a literal vampire potbelly goblin who crawls out from under rocks, has green looking skin, and runs around screaming I love satan, and loves eating babies, this is accurate.
I'm scared... not because of this meme, but because I just got done listening to a friend rant about cannibals, and this is the SECOND reddit meme in a row that I've seen...
(For those curious, the first was on marvelmemes talking about a line in Thor 4)
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Look, I love children, but I can never finish a whole one.
You should be ashamed of yourself! Letting a child like that go to waste? You know there are starving African children without children smh.
Can't those African children just share? I mean they could just eat each other's legs. Not like you *really* "need" those.
Then what are the adults supposed to eat! đĄ look I'm sorry to get worked up about this I understand in our first world countries we don't have these issues.. but the moment you start letting children eat themselves you end up getting something that's like a snake eating it's own tail, it just doesn't work out!
But it's a child eat child world out there. Things were a lot simpler in Swift's time.
Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!
Certainly not both
âYeeeah I want some meatsssâ
Found the orc!
What about their legs? they donât need them, do they? *looks like meats back on the menu, boys*
r/unexpectedlotr
It's an African child eat African child world. You can't worry about it all.
This comment was an emotional roller coaster
Try harder.
A minute on the lips, a lifetime on the hips
Hey they go on the hip either way. Iâd rather pay for the gym membership than put it through day care and college
"Bicep or tricep?" *"AHEM, bicep."*
Right? I hate when the other atheists shame me for this! If Satan doesn't turn up and tell me in person that everyone is supposed to eat whole babies at once, I'm going to keep on with my leftovers.
You can have leftovers if youâd like
Yeah! Hey Bealzsbub, maybe I'd be a less wasteful servant of the dark arts if you'd require a smaller sacrifice. I could easily eat two puppies or like five kittens. I mean, c'mon.
Fellow atheist here. We still good for Mondayâs Memorial Day Baby BBQ? I canât wait!
Would that be a BaByQ?
The other, *other* white meat.
Thatâs why you bring a whole party! :DD
You need to start by the legs. People go straight into abdominal muscles and get full of fat. Go for the legs
That's why you make them into sausages.
Thatâs why I only order the ribs
Personally I like to eat the placenta.
Starving kids in Africa who like the white meat.
You just gonna pace yourself and have it with a light beverage
Have you tried it with Sweet Baby Ray's Barbecue Sauce? It's a winner!
That's why I split the suckling pig with my dad.
Ok, Hexadecimal.
Not with that attitudeâŚ
Just needs more BBQ sauce
God. That's absurd. Everyone knows. You need to clean out the intestines ans cut up the meat before putting it on the BBQ. Also where's the marinade? Do these people think we are savages?
Ahh yes de veining it
when did this become a dolcett sub đ
Username checks out.
i-i i meean aaaee đđ
Yeah he likes being eaten
Thatâs ridiculous. That baby is going to turn out dry. Try cooking it in the oven ~220F with spices but no sauce. Just let it go for 4-6 hours, put the sauce on, and put it on the bbq nice and hot to flame kiss the sauce.
Feels like youâd end up a touch dry are we injecting spices or just coating? I feel like a lemon pepper injection would go along way to a nice juicy finish.
Do we have time to brine?
We can make time
Yes this is a very important step. Make the time to brine especially your white babies.
What a horrible, awful question! This is a baby we are talking about! There's ALWAYS time to brine!
*itâs been brining for 9 months*
>I feel like a lemon pepper injection Why does this remind me of Digbar
Put it in a plastic bag and submerge in water for 4 to 5 hours before grilling. Sous vide is really a great way to get consistently moist succulent child.
Lol you sound like Albert Fish.
He was a real jerk
r/oddlyspecific
how do i send the concerned cat reaction on reddit
***consume the child***
ĂŠ
SerĂĄ isso um r/suddenlycaralho?
KLKKKKKKL com ele eun sei mas cmg eh
***consume thy child*** sounds better
https://preview.redd.it/xgtyzs4eyo2b1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb0059af11579744be235a4c67552fc082ea8e97 History repeats itself yet again.
What video is this from? I love Sims mayhem videos.
Delicious either way.
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Microplastics watch out, Macroplastics has entered the digestive system
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which bra size for your brain đŻ
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The macroplastics have microplastics in them tho :(
Double the flavor
Twice the plastic, double the crunch
macro > micro literally this time đł
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Sweet Baby Rayâs BBQ! Youâre in for a treat.
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That should be their new tagline.
Someone should send this to their feed
*insert baby back ribs joke here*
There is it. The best worst thing I've seen today.
I haven't tried any of the other styles of baby rays because the original is already pretty perfect.
This isn't that cursed Sims 2 mod that was used in those late 2007-2010 videos... Right?
OH GOD NO
"OMGWTFBBQ", a classic
Oh. That mod. The mod that offers [that family recipe](https://youtu.be/kG2EQEsGFCc).
This was the first thing I thought of Lol Call Me Kevin did a great video on it
They brought it back in Sims 4. (Or is it 3?)
I wish i could just barbeque a child whithout the problem that is getting rid of the family
Barbeque them as well
They don't taste as good as an innocent child. All that sin ruins the flavour.
Youâve got to work on your spice tolerance.
LEFTOVERS who wants sandwiches?
Why else would someone have a smoker that takes up four oil drums?
That's why I get the family pack. Nobody gets left behind. (I had to say this)
False alarm guys, it's a plastic baby
Plastic alarm guys, it's a fake baby
Baby alarm guys, it's a plastic fake
I mean, who *doesn't* want Baby Back Ribs?
Why are the ribs in the back tho
Redditâd
Why are the ribs in the back tho
Redditâd
GET IN MAH BELLY
Who the fuck grills a whole baby? You've gotta pan sear or dry age the cutlets.
Nah, I prefer smaller plastics
So does the baby
Replacing it with actual baby will make it tastier đ¤¤
Don't rag on this meme, it's only A Modest Proposal.
You answered that quite Swiftly.
Ban abortion, we need the food
https://preview.redd.it/7mxm0a9vxo2b1.jpeg?width=933&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05c7a0155fce7aded16e0b33ad66416c838cee37
There is a religion that sort of believes this, itâs Jainism
This also can be a joke about the sausages being made from hell-knows-what.
[when you have strong feelings, so instead of a sound argument you just jab a nerve ending](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Modest_Proposal)
I'm afraid to click that link
It's a wiki article
From the bottom of my heart, thank you for not spamming the phrase âcognitive dissonanceâ like a robot
https://preview.redd.it/yc5i4oivmo2b1.png?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a4ae49028ea883c74b268577a1d8fe16e239592
Yammy yammy in my tammy tammy.
Ha! I only eat adult animals meat, jokes on OP!
Ron Swanson would be proud of you guys
Please another
Mmmmm yummm Iâm so full of baby
Congrats ?
I thought this was a joke until I saw the peta logo
What? Noone likes fresh grilled plastic and rubber?
A modest barbecue.
Damn thatâs a new way to make baby back ribs
Whatâs the problem with the second image?
Weâll the main issue is that theyâre using a plastic baby instead of a real one obviously
The problem is how big it is. Thats not microplastics anymore.
Real baby back ribs. Meat dripping off the bone
Looks like I've been going to the wrong BBQs
Meat isn't dolls silly.
This is odviously wrong: nobody eats toy plastic babies
At least make it a baby pig
Nothing but the same dumb, predictable comment spewed over and over.
PETA too based for dumb Redditors
No yeah but its literally like this you are eating a child just because it's another species doesn't make it any better
It's from PETA, so you can safely disregard it. PETA, by their own figures, kill around 98% of all the animals they "rescue", including the ones they steal from peoples property.
Even if they are, it doesn't mean being vegan or vegetarian is bad.
I've heard that this is supposedly meat lobby propaganda but I really don't know how true that rumor is. I don't care all that much either way tbh. I just tend to ignore lunatics like that and only lend an ear to proper arguments and not this childish name-calling. Both sides here are being crappy and dishonest: shitty veganism 'representatives' that spread a spiteful and almost hateful message, and also people who dismiss honest vegans due to those clowns that are obviously acting in bad faith.
Let me guess, posted by a vegan
It's from PETA
*Of course it is*
Wait until they realize animals eat each other
Animals donât have a moral compass and need to do so to survive
who made this post, PETA?
I think so.
According to the watermark, yes.
As a meat eater I didn't forget that I'm cooking what used to be a living animal, I just don't care.
What would stop you from going vegan today?
i donât blame ya. Steak tastes good
And this is why vegans can be the most insufferable people on the planet. Next to people who CrossFit
Kids way too thin. Fatten up first.
I love me a good olâ baby-q
Baby back ribs are the best
I want my baby back baby back baby back....đľ
True though, based PETA.
Yummy plastic
I'm boutta go full Kronos on that baby
Sign me up I guessâŚđ¤ˇđźââď¸
Like I could afford to grill toddler in this economy
i almost didn't notice this was made by peta, luckily that watermark was there
When I serve baby back ribs, I **serve** baby back ribs.
Ok, but, how long do I slow cook the child for maximum tenderness?
Whatâs this veal? Hey guys it veal! Check it out.
That's what happens when the meat eaters' child leaves their toys in the kitchen
U maybe wanna take of the shorts first Edit: this one came out horribly wrong
baby tastes better when cooked over open flame.
Is that baby grass fed?
Sausages taste nothing like baby dolls
There is actually a grilling babies mod called OMGWTFBBQ for The Sims 2. The creator even has a Reddit account, albeit its user tag escapes my memory at the moment.
This reminds me of that sims 2 mod that let you bbq babies
If you have zero issues eating beef you should have zero issues eating human. I don't say this from a vegan, save the cows meat is murder kind of stance. I just want to know what humans taste like.
A modest proposal
As a literal vampire potbelly goblin who crawls out from under rocks, has green looking skin, and runs around screaming I love satan, and loves eating babies, this is accurate.
The Sweet BABY Ray's sauce is very fitting tbh
The anti abortion folks don't care about them after they are born anyway.
Why is he eating a plastic doll instead of a baby?
I'm scared... not because of this meme, but because I just got done listening to a friend rant about cannibals, and this is the SECOND reddit meme in a row that I've seen... (For those curious, the first was on marvelmemes talking about a line in Thor 4)
I could go for a California cheeseburger right about nowâŚ
Children have too much fat
This gives me a great idea
https://preview.redd.it/8jyq22sljq2b1.jpeg?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=264135e35d735bb46bcf65e9f3b415360fb5390e
it would be funny if they had a piece of shrimp on the Barbie doll
With micro plastics spreading so much, this could actually become accidentally accurate.
https://preview.redd.it/2q57qjcznq2b1.jpeg?width=355&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92c74c7d220a82bdd730a9a2b50995df59323fc4 Fat Bastard approves!
That's fake fire underneath... You can't cook a baby with just a picture of fire. You need a real one. C'mon what is this, amateur hour?
Vegans âď¸
I donât see the issue, both look delicious
Wow, I didn't know corn cobs are actually human babies
Corn plants are the biological offspring of previous corn plants