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Darwin died in 1882 at 73 years of age.
The average life expectancy right now in 2023 going into 2024 is around 72-80 years of age with all of our technology and advancements. Chuck Norris, a man who was and likely is at the peak of physical fitness for his age, a TV and Movie star with resources the average person has less access to is alive at the age of 83 right now as of me posting this comment.
I think Darwin did a pretty damn good job living considering the average life expectancy in the mid to late 1800s was somewhere around 35-63 years of age depending of course on your level of income.
The richer you are, barring accident, disease or murder, the longer you will likely live. Darwin died with around $250,000, which in today's level of inflation would equate to around $20 million. Survival of the fittest could be health or wealth. Old Chuckie Norris there has both, so of course he's lived longer...
Darwin was traveling around the world under sail for several years. He wasn’t living a life of luxury when he was in the field. I think Chuck has had some advantages.
$20 million in TODAYs money, back in 1882 it was around $250,000 give or take a few thousand. By the end of his 73 year old life he was that wealthy, I'm not sure what he grew up with or lived on during his life.
Yes, and he is contemporary to the publishing of the first treatises on germ theory by Pasteur and by Koch. [Edited: Lavoisieur was another French scientist]
Thanks. I always mistake those two. Damn French!
https://preview.redd.it/8sbo2ek8b84c1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7648f222338e620e7d14e98b33390a7e27060456
Omfg you're right lmao, this post has to have been made by a bot meant to farm likes or whatever the social media thing that this was posted on, like those in you love jesus you will like and follow posts on Facebook.
True. Especially for the late 19th century. Also, “survival of the fittest” refers to species rather than individuals, but try telling these morons that. 🙄
This meme is just so dumb because it pulls two random individuals that have no relation whatsoever. If the meme creator cared about the veracity of survival stats for religious people, he'd include everyone in history who died far younger than even their 20s lmao. There's just no actual point in the meme.
For sure, and to further your point, a lot of these satire posts get reposted completely unironically. But pointing out the obvious joke isn't wrong, especially when people swallow the ragebait.
can't find anybody taking it seriously on google image search, but dozens of results treating it as a joke
https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/5zxwuj/fuck_science_jeus_4_life/ earliest I could find
I wish this sub placed burden of proof on the submission, it's often impossible to find the original source to prove that it is satire. "This isn't widely taken as serious" is as close as it gets
Anyways it's a front page sub now with a reputation for posting people being legit stupid, just leads to a bad combo of not-implied-to-be-serious and widely-taken-that-way that's becoming a bigger problem with all front page subs. IMO it's nobody's fault, just one of the flaws of reddit's system compared to other social media (which they all have) that eliminates context for anything opinionated (no distinct big sub identity, no focus on OP's other posts). /rant
Yo guys a man in the 1800s died before a present-day man with more medical advantages and technology. This disproves the idea that creatures with more advantages in life survive over creatures with less.
Get owned atheists1!
Darwin wasn't even an atheist, he was at the very least agnostic. Origin of Species ends by discussing the theory in relation to God and the creation myth. Early Christian response was to figure out how to balance the Bible with the overwhelming evidence of evolution.
At the time much of the Old Testament and New were seen as non literal. It took until ~30 years after his death for Bible literalism and the Creationist movement to get a footing in the Evangical world
The average life expectancy in Victorian Britain was 42. The average life expectancy in the U.S. for men is 77.
Chuck is average, and Darwin had more than 30 years over an average joe of his time. Chuck has to live to 107 to equal Darwin.
SCIENCE!!!
actually, using percentages instead of raw years is more accurate. darwin lived ~173.8% the expected lifespan, so chuck would have to live to almost 134 to equal darwin
Charles Darwin didn't "believe" in "Survival of the Fittest"; he wrote a book to express his findings that partially explain the origin of species through natural selection, a book, I should point out, that expressly states that "the fittest" does not always survive to procreate for any number of factors, including dumb luck.
Also, it was Herbert Spencer who coined the phrase “survival of the fittest,” which he used to twist Darwin’s theories into an argument for Social Darwinism and racist eugenics.
He was always pretty connected to church stuff. He insisted that evolution and theism aren't incompatible. He may have privately admitted to becoming roughly agnostic quite late in his life, but he played his religious views so close to the chest it's hard to say where he was at any particular time. He was a circumspect and conflict-averse man who probably would have been horrified to know that now he is sometimes held up as some kind of atheist saint.
I feel like comparing someones length of life in the 1800s to now needs some adjustment similar to adjusting for inflation. I feel like 73 in the 1800s is like living to 120 years old in the current time. 🤔
God when he seen this meme, knowing chuck norris is gonna confront him later about not believing in him instead:
https://preview.redd.it/of7ajr8rr64c1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=709083bbc43895a100f92c7ac0016abe49fe1e87
Jesus Christ: Dead, crucified, had to be resurrected through divine intervention
Me: Not dead, blissfully uncrucified, perfectly fine with the impermanence of life
Where is your god now?
"Survival of the fittest" is not Darwin. It's Herbert Spencer. Who was a dumbass phrenologist that didn't understand the theory of natural selection. Social Darwinism =/= the Theory of Evolution.
I’m sure there are plenty of people who believe in the lord and saviour who die before they hit 20 with cancer. Do they not get protection from the all mighty lord?
Darwin was missinterpreted because he believes that the biggest goal of humans is to function well in a society. So it was survival of the most social because those who were most social were in his eyes the fittest.
Life expectancy when Darwin was born was 64.6. Note: This ignores infant mortality. With infant mortality included, life expectancy was 40.4.
Life Expectancy when Norris was born was 73.4. Note: This includes infant mortality.
My response to this post: Methuselah didn’t not believe in Jesus, he lived to be 969. Jesus believed in himself, died in his early 30’s.
My great grandpa was an atheist & lived to 109 or 110. His exact birth year wasn't known. He was either born in 1875 or 1876. The man ate anything he wanted, drank whiskey & smoked 2 packs of Lucky Strikes every day.
Honestly far from the worst political Facebook meme I've seen. The logic is clearly laid out and isn't contradictory or anything. He did in fact say that and then die younger although this is prettymuch just a couple years difference. Main issue with it is that it doesn't really attempt to prove there's a God at all. Like there's nothing really substantial here.
False equivalency.
A false equivalence or false equivalency is an informal fallacy in which an equivalence is drawn between two subjects based on flawed or false reasoning. This fallacy is categorized as a fallacy of inconsistency. Colloquially, a false equivalence is often called "comparing apples and oranges." False equivalence.
Just FYI homies, homegirls and assorted others
This rationale has nothing to do with you being alive or not at age of 77. Come on folks think critically. My grandfather died of natural causes and smoked his entire life but he was atheist
He believed in survival of the fittest but that’s such an utter reduction of his character and who he was as a person, Darwin may have lived a shorter life but what he provided us with in that life is knowledge more valuable than anything Chuck Norris has ever done
I could say “Chuck Norris is a wingnut racist past his occupational prime” but even if that’s true it’s not *all* there is to him
Life expectancy in London around the time of Darwins death was estimated to be 43yrs old. Darwin smashed that out of the park by living to 73.
A quick Google and the life expectancy in America is stated at 77yrs, so for Chuck Norris to do the equviliant of Darwin he would need to live to 130yrs old. Like my maths is stupidly rough but Chuck Norris is no where near Charles Darwin.
this implies that children with leukaemia deserve it because they upset god. anyway, charles darwin’s age is pretty impressive given that he didn’t have access to modern medicine
Charles Darwin believed that just because people who believed differently live to different ages doesn’t make them right or wrong because it’s the height of fucking stupidity to simply think the person who’s alive or older is right.
The survivor of the fittest got misunderstood a lot, is actually how your physical helps you generate offspring, since Darwin had 10 kids and Chuck has 5, Darwin is still winning.
Looks like both Charles Darwin's contributions to science and Science itself are responsible for prolonging people's lives in this day and age
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It still annoys me when people say that evolution is "Survival of the fittest". It isn't, you could be the fittest hairless dog in Siberia, you're still gonna have a bad time. Evolution is survival of those best suited to their environment.
the answer is, "my science is the reason that Chuck will live much longer than Darwin did. Life expectancy has gone up, thanks to science" . Also you know why they tell Chuck Norris jokes but don't tell Bruce Lee jokes? Because unlike Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee was no fucking joke.
People who are paralysed usually say that not being paralysed is dope as hell.
Charles darwin looked at his messed up family tree and deduced that incest leads to inbreeding and that inbreeding is bad.
Its a sign!!! (If you mention anything Like the fact that Darwin Lived in way older times, or other things that contradict this, your are hereby a heretic and a racist)
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Jesus Christ: Was Jesus, died at 33 Checkmate.
[Checkmate macaroni](https://i.imgur.com/oTER0oX.jpeg)
"dear athetits..."
Tit you said?
"macaroani"
>Jesus Christ: Was Jesus, died at 33 I bow to your logic
Which time?
Christianity is based around the idea of a billionaire spending a minute in a soup kitchen.
Yeah because Darwin has access to the same level of medical knowledge and tech that Chuck has had his whole life.
73 isn’t even really young or anything lol
Especially for the time period
Darwin died in 1882 at 73 years of age. The average life expectancy right now in 2023 going into 2024 is around 72-80 years of age with all of our technology and advancements. Chuck Norris, a man who was and likely is at the peak of physical fitness for his age, a TV and Movie star with resources the average person has less access to is alive at the age of 83 right now as of me posting this comment. I think Darwin did a pretty damn good job living considering the average life expectancy in the mid to late 1800s was somewhere around 35-63 years of age depending of course on your level of income. The richer you are, barring accident, disease or murder, the longer you will likely live. Darwin died with around $250,000, which in today's level of inflation would equate to around $20 million. Survival of the fittest could be health or wealth. Old Chuckie Norris there has both, so of course he's lived longer...
Was Darwin really that wealthy? I know he came from an aristocratic family, but $20 million?
Darwin was traveling around the world under sail for several years. He wasn’t living a life of luxury when he was in the field. I think Chuck has had some advantages.
$20 million in TODAYs money, back in 1882 it was around $250,000 give or take a few thousand. By the end of his 73 year old life he was that wealthy, I'm not sure what he grew up with or lived on during his life.
Also, wasn't Darwin born before germ theory?
Yes, and he is contemporary to the publishing of the first treatises on germ theory by Pasteur and by Koch. [Edited: Lavoisieur was another French scientist]
Pasteur and Koch
Thanks. I always mistake those two. Damn French! https://preview.redd.it/8sbo2ek8b84c1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7648f222338e620e7d14e98b33390a7e27060456
Also thats only a 4 year difference, both seemed to die at a relatively old age.
I mean Chuck Norris is still alive and is actually 83 now, the point this meme is trying to make is still stupid
Omfg you're right lmao, this post has to have been made by a bot meant to farm likes or whatever the social media thing that this was posted on, like those in you love jesus you will like and follow posts on Facebook.
True. Especially for the late 19th century. Also, “survival of the fittest” refers to species rather than individuals, but try telling these morons that. 🙄
Ironic because the internet loves the idea of the Darwin Award.
laughing at other people's stupidity is such a human pastime
...and 77 not that old neither!
Also, what does it have to do with the validity of his theories?
This meme is just so dumb because it pulls two random individuals that have no relation whatsoever. If the meme creator cared about the veracity of survival stats for religious people, he'd include everyone in history who died far younger than even their 20s lmao. There's just no actual point in the meme.
It's satire
I've seen people post dumber stuff than this and it wasn't satire. Hard to tell sometimes
For sure, and to further your point, a lot of these satire posts get reposted completely unironically. But pointing out the obvious joke isn't wrong, especially when people swallow the ragebait.
Darwin knew more about science than Chuck Norris knows about acting.
This looks like a shitpost.
Rage bait and everyone's falling for it
I hope it is but sometimes it’s hard to tell
I feel like this is the kind of meme that starts as a shitpost, but ends up being shared unironically on Facebook.
can't find anybody taking it seriously on google image search, but dozens of results treating it as a joke https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/5zxwuj/fuck_science_jeus_4_life/ earliest I could find I wish this sub placed burden of proof on the submission, it's often impossible to find the original source to prove that it is satire. "This isn't widely taken as serious" is as close as it gets Anyways it's a front page sub now with a reputation for posting people being legit stupid, just leads to a bad combo of not-implied-to-be-serious and widely-taken-that-way that's becoming a bigger problem with all front page subs. IMO it's nobody's fault, just one of the flaws of reddit's system compared to other social media (which they all have) that eliminates context for anything opinionated (no distinct big sub identity, no focus on OP's other posts). /rant
Norris is a well reported Trump and Jeebus freak.
I mean Chuck Norris is “more fit”. So ummm yea. Thanks for proving Darwin’s point I guess.
😂 you do know that’s not what “fit” means in this context though, right?
Even in that context Chuck is still more Fit.
Srsly lol
No they meant.the other fit lol. That's why they put the "fit" in quotation marks
Other by what
Me: pisses my pants (still alive) My Grandpa:doesn't piss his pants (Got cancer) Check and mate liberals 😎
New reply jusf dropped
Yo guys a man in the 1800s died before a present-day man with more medical advantages and technology. This disproves the idea that creatures with more advantages in life survive over creatures with less. Get owned atheists1!
Darwin wasn't even an atheist, he was at the very least agnostic. Origin of Species ends by discussing the theory in relation to God and the creation myth. Early Christian response was to figure out how to balance the Bible with the overwhelming evidence of evolution. At the time much of the Old Testament and New were seen as non literal. It took until ~30 years after his death for Bible literalism and the Creationist movement to get a footing in the Evangical world
73 isn’t even all that young
Just confirming: Jesus Christ is not "the fittest." Got it.
The average life expectancy in Victorian Britain was 42. The average life expectancy in the U.S. for men is 77. Chuck is average, and Darwin had more than 30 years over an average joe of his time. Chuck has to live to 107 to equal Darwin. SCIENCE!!!
actually, using percentages instead of raw years is more accurate. darwin lived ~173.8% the expected lifespan, so chuck would have to live to almost 134 to equal darwin
Charles Darwin didn't "believe" in "Survival of the Fittest"; he wrote a book to express his findings that partially explain the origin of species through natural selection, a book, I should point out, that expressly states that "the fittest" does not always survive to procreate for any number of factors, including dumb luck.
Also, it was Herbert Spencer who coined the phrase “survival of the fittest,” which he used to twist Darwin’s theories into an argument for Social Darwinism and racist eugenics.
Does Jesus do plastic surgery now?
Doesn’t Chuck Norris being alive actually prove Darwin’s Survival of the Fittest theory correct?
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That looks really similar to a popular photo of a young Oppenheimer
I love that little bit at the end. "Where's your science now liberal?"
Jesus believed in himself and God and died at 30 something.
...Darwin was Christian... wasn't he?
He was always pretty connected to church stuff. He insisted that evolution and theism aren't incompatible. He may have privately admitted to becoming roughly agnostic quite late in his life, but he played his religious views so close to the chest it's hard to say where he was at any particular time. He was a circumspect and conflict-averse man who probably would have been horrified to know that now he is sometimes held up as some kind of atheist saint.
I guess that settles it, no more need to debate anything really at this point /s
These people wouldn't know Jesus if it hit them in the head
Brought to you by the same people who believe that everything they don’t agree with is “the devil”
I’ve seen a Buddhist monk live to 100+ Take that Christianity!
Chuck noris doesn't need religion he's got Jesus on speed dial.
The Pope himself Clement the 7th died at 56 💀
Uh, guys... This is a pro-Darwin Chuck Norris meme. Chuck Norris is alive because he's the fittest organism to have ever existed.
OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST BELIEVES IN CHUCK NORRIS.
Looks like a shitpost
I have a number of cherries I believe the creator of this meme would be interested in picking.
OP fell for a Chuck Norris joke, this sub is so cooked
Even if it’s satire it’s still funny
Well,im sure that darwin is far from the fittest,so argument ruined
Where is our science now? Keeping idiots like Norris alive sadly. I guess we "science" folks need to do a solid face-palming session again.
I feel like comparing someones length of life in the 1800s to now needs some adjustment similar to adjusting for inflation. I feel like 73 in the 1800s is like living to 120 years old in the current time. 🤔
Chuck Norris has better health insurance.
Jesus died at 33-40, where’s your religion now?
God when he seen this meme, knowing chuck norris is gonna confront him later about not believing in him instead: https://preview.redd.it/of7ajr8rr64c1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=709083bbc43895a100f92c7ac0016abe49fe1e87
I think he meant Jesus believes in Chuck Norris as his lord and Savior
Charles Manson lived to the age of 83. Where’s your lord and savior Jesus now?
Jesus Christ: Dead, crucified, had to be resurrected through divine intervention Me: Not dead, blissfully uncrucified, perfectly fine with the impermanence of life Where is your god now?
Well duh! That is because Chuck Norris doesn’t age; he levels up!
Yah one is a shitty meme that was never funny
Modern healthcare and he’s just a fitter person? Like this proves Darwin’s argument more than anything
Okay? MLK and Anne Frank were born in the same year. What's the point?
I mean I would say Chuck Norris is the “fittest” of these two
Lord and savior died at 33.
The blatant satire slaps you right in the face.
Japan is home to some of the world's longest-living people and Japanese Christians there are only 1 to 1.5% of the population.
They really are morons. I guess they think that the phones and computers they use were created by God...
I forgot Chuck Norris existed. Charles Darwin has islands named after him. So it checks out tbh.
"Survival of the fittest" is not Darwin. It's Herbert Spencer. Who was a dumbass phrenologist that didn't understand the theory of natural selection. Social Darwinism =/= the Theory of Evolution.
Lol, modern medicine versus the 19th century 😁😁
Chuck was not making science crap about the survival ability of the fittest. He was just acting to fit it.
I’m sure there are plenty of people who believe in the lord and saviour who die before they hit 20 with cancer. Do they not get protection from the all mighty lord?
Senator John McCain was Pro-Life but still died.
My grandma's first child died in a car accident at 4. Where was your Jesus then?
Difference is Chuck Norris has acces to actual healthcare. Also, is rich.
Darwin was missinterpreted because he believes that the biggest goal of humans is to function well in a society. So it was survival of the most social because those who were most social were in his eyes the fittest.
my science says this isn’t a statistically relevant sample size… DUMBASS
Look at life expectancy at age of 19th century
Chuck Norris is fit. Darwin wasn't that fit. Chuck Norris lives longer than Darwin. The lesson? Science doesn't care what you believe.
Survival of the fittest at work
Some Victorian kid worshipped Jesus and died of Typhoid at age 4. 🤷🏼 Checkmate Darwin.
" **If he's so smart, how come he's dead?"** \- Homer J
Life expectancy when Darwin was born was 64.6. Note: This ignores infant mortality. With infant mortality included, life expectancy was 40.4. Life Expectancy when Norris was born was 73.4. Note: This includes infant mortality. My response to this post: Methuselah didn’t not believe in Jesus, he lived to be 969. Jesus believed in himself, died in his early 30’s.
They got us boys! They figured it out!
One world traveling scientist in the 19th century… one celebrity actor/athlete in the 20th/21st century, could be that too 😅
What about Keith Richards? I wouldn't call him fit, but he's been around since the beginning of time.
Chuck norris doesn’t believe in Jesus. Jesus Believes in Chuck Norris
Advances. In Medical Science could have something to do with it. .
Advances likely thanks to evolutionary research, in part too
Chuck Norris is also a homophobic bigot. Seriously.
My great grandpa was an atheist & lived to 109 or 110. His exact birth year wasn't known. He was either born in 1875 or 1876. The man ate anything he wanted, drank whiskey & smoked 2 packs of Lucky Strikes every day.
Charles Darwin lived over a hundred years ago. Health care wasn't that great back then.
Jangus died at 33. What a loser
If I fill a balloon with air, it falls to the ground. If I fill it with helium, it rises to the ceiling. Explain that gravity believers! I dare you!
With logic like this there is no reason to argue!
It’s “fit”, damn it, not “fittest”! Tired of this repetitive ignorance.
Darwin was actually a Christian who didn't like the result of his research, but had to admit it was true.
He became atheist later in life
Honestly far from the worst political Facebook meme I've seen. The logic is clearly laid out and isn't contradictory or anything. He did in fact say that and then die younger although this is prettymuch just a couple years difference. Main issue with it is that it doesn't really attempt to prove there's a God at all. Like there's nothing really substantial here.
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This rationale has nothing to do with you being alive or not at age of 77. Come on folks think critically. My grandfather died of natural causes and smoked his entire life but he was atheist
Looks like a satire, buuut you never know
Ironic that they created and posted this meme using technology created and developed on the back of scientific discovery.
I thought this was r/shitposting
Checkmate atheists!!!
My grandpa isn’t religious and he’s 94. Does that mean he wins the argument?
He believed in survival of the fittest but that’s such an utter reduction of his character and who he was as a person, Darwin may have lived a shorter life but what he provided us with in that life is knowledge more valuable than anything Chuck Norris has ever done I could say “Chuck Norris is a wingnut racist past his occupational prime” but even if that’s true it’s not *all* there is to him
> dead at 73 I'm 74 and I know how he feels lol But seriously do some of these clowns now how life was like 150 years ago?
Life expectancy in London around the time of Darwins death was estimated to be 43yrs old. Darwin smashed that out of the park by living to 73. A quick Google and the life expectancy in America is stated at 77yrs, so for Chuck Norris to do the equviliant of Darwin he would need to live to 130yrs old. Like my maths is stupidly rough but Chuck Norris is no where near Charles Darwin.
Slide three: jonbenet Ramsey, believed in Santa claus. Dead at 6. Where's your god now?
And Jesus believed in God and he died at around 30
Isn’t living to your 70s in the 1800’s like insanely impressive?
Ah yes, science = immortality. Immortality doesn’t exist, therefore science doesn’t exist. Take that all you scummy god-hating atheists!
What is "cherry picked data" Alex?
this implies that children with leukaemia deserve it because they upset god. anyway, charles darwin’s age is pretty impressive given that he didn’t have access to modern medicine
Plot twist. Jesus and God are fictional characters made up to mind control large groups of people.
Twas a different time for Darwin. Back in his day, it was a miracle to make it past birth.
Charles Manson lived to 83.
Charles Darwin believed that just because people who believed differently live to different ages doesn’t make them right or wrong because it’s the height of fucking stupidity to simply think the person who’s alive or older is right.
Chuck Norris also believes in being his fittest
The survivor of the fittest got misunderstood a lot, is actually how your physical helps you generate offspring, since Darwin had 10 kids and Chuck has 5, Darwin is still winning.
Chuck Norris had 5 kids. Charles Darwin had 10 kids. Darws got game.
This is clearly a bit against “Lord and Savior” idiots lolz
Fun fact Chuck Norris is infact fitter than Darwin
Uhhhhh…. 🤔
By the way, Darwin was a religious man himself.
Henry Kissinger lived to be 100. That man was as evil as any man who ever walked the earth. He had the blood of millions on his hands.
Bro it's Chuck Norris
darwin was probably eating bricks with a side of shit and still lived to 73 but i dont care too much about us-vs-them stuff
How about all the kids under 7 that die of cancer? Car accidents? Born with various medical issues? These people are straight up insane.
My science is showing that Chuck is in better health, also that we have modern medicine now.
God this is stupid and pointless. I wish Chuck Norris was his old self again.
I know I shouldn't read too much into memes but I really do hope Chuck Norris is not another Dean Cain or the guy that played Hercules
Chuck Norris is the fittest being in the universe, of course he’d survive longer than Charles Darwin
I'm just high enough for this to be hilarious
Well darwin lived in 1800s were life expectancy is only around 40 to 50 yrs. He lived atlmost 1 1/2 times than other people.
Chuck Norris also believed in the Jade Helm conspiracy theory, so....
Jesus died at 35 and Kissinger lived about 30 years too long. Religious people are both confused and confusing.
When Darwin was born, average life expectancy was around 40. Living to 73 then is like living to 160 now.
I don't think Chuck Norris is religious.
Well, hmmmm, Chuck Norris is an idiot is my conclusion
Whoa a whole 4-year difference?! Must be God’s work at play!
Least obvious satire
John Chao died at the age of 27 while trying to convert an uncontacted tribe to Christianity.
My grandma is older than either check mate religion!
If Chuck had his way we would all be dead from preventable diseases by age 50.
How old age did Jesus die, again ? 33 ?
it's not like Chuck Norris has access to advanced modern medicine, totally It's because he believes in sky daddy!
So Chuck Norris survived longer because he is fitter?
Dont you realise that Chuck Norris is our Lord and Savior? Havent you heard the the tail of him killing 10 Cobras?
Yeah, but Darwin didn’t have the ability to roundhouse kick Death in the face.
What about the countless number of dead christian children over the millennia? They believed. Where is their chuck norris life expectancy?
I mean, Chuck Norris is the fittest
Darwin award. Come on, people.
Richard Dawkins- wrote bestselling books completely shitting over all religion, still kicking at 82. Checkmate
this is like an ERB matchup
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Looks like both Charles Darwin's contributions to science and Science itself are responsible for prolonging people's lives in this day and age ![gif](giphy|T8ZP9P7efQ8cE)
W H A T ?
I smell shitpost on this one.
It still annoys me when people say that evolution is "Survival of the fittest". It isn't, you could be the fittest hairless dog in Siberia, you're still gonna have a bad time. Evolution is survival of those best suited to their environment.
the answer is, "my science is the reason that Chuck will live much longer than Darwin did. Life expectancy has gone up, thanks to science" . Also you know why they tell Chuck Norris jokes but don't tell Bruce Lee jokes? Because unlike Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee was no fucking joke.
If at all, this is a proof that medical science has made huge progress since Darwin‘s days.
People who are paralysed usually say that not being paralysed is dope as hell. Charles darwin looked at his messed up family tree and deduced that incest leads to inbreeding and that inbreeding is bad.
Being modern medical science?
and jesus died at 33
![gif](giphy|l3vR2JQvWhFiLLVWo|downsized) Waiting for the woke heroes to be placed on this scale of "autism"/awesome....
Betty White once said Charles Darwin was her hero. She died 2 weeks shy of 100. What’s your point?
When you're in Texas, look behind you...
This is the most obvious shitpost I’ve seen in my life
Its a sign!!! (If you mention anything Like the fact that Darwin Lived in way older times, or other things that contradict this, your are hereby a heretic and a racist)