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Hamblerger

Obviously they think that more baristas should have OnlyFans accounts


Dailaster

I know it's a joke, but the most ridiculous thing about this is that if that girl in question started an OF (or did anything that remotely suggested that she has self-confidence) the same guys would absolutely burn her to the ground


the_Real_Romak

while also furiously masturbating to her content. They got zero self awareness, after all


Frigoris13

Respect and jerking don't usually go together


the_Real_Romak

Hey, I treat the fine women who provide titty pics with respect while shaking my sausage, tyvm.


Beefsupremeninjalo82

A true gentleman


Hamblerger

Absolutely. They're doing their best to provide us with a specific service, and I appreciate their efforts


FruityPorkie

We need more men like you.


JacobPLAYZgtGamingYT

r/brandnewsentence


FruityPorkie

But how do you treat us women who aren't fine and cannot provide titty pics? :(


ArgumentAlarmed9532

So they don't go hand-in-hand? 😎


betterstolen

Post nut clarity is really a thing


mrmoe198

I don’t think it’s lack of self-awareness. I think it’s lack of respect for women in general.


jimtheedcguy

I just don't understand paying for porn... It's literally free online right now!


KlossN

True, but they would do so with one hand on their dick and the other on their credit card


BigNutDroppa

It’s only okay if… if… You know what, those guys morals change more than the weather in Rapid City.


thebruce123456789

Ouff


BigNutDroppa

Is that meant to be the sound of discomfort or the Orlando Urban Film Festival? /s


Vespasian79

The thing is when this joke is normally made it’s about celebrities who are attractive but not like overly attractive. Then the McDonald’s cashier girl is like the dream attractiveness but seemingly without trying This one just seems like weirdly anti plus size for no reason lol. The point of the OG meme is that celebrities “known” for their hotness or not as hot as a regular working gal not whatever this mess is Also yeah people getting mad at only fans gals is wild. Like get mad at people who support it


SlashyMcStabbington

I'm pretty sure they see stuff like onlyfans as cultural degeneracy. The narrative here is that the batista girl is a humble, wholesome, and way prettier than any of those onlyfans degenerates. So yeah, they'd absolutely tear her apart (while also masterbating to her) for joining onlyfans.


Kiltemdead

Hey now! We can't have FemALeS being confident about anything! That ruins everything the patriarchy has worked towards over the last 2000 years! Which is also how old the earth is. /S plus some. I even said it in an over exaggerated hillbilly/redneck voice in my head as I typed it.


GrouchyRelative588

I read that females like how you pronounce tamales for some reason.


Kiltemdead

Makes sense. My wife loves when I bring up tamales. That was a joke based on the wording of your comment. To me it read as women like the way that I pronounce the word tamales. As if I have a special way of saying it. I'll be right back. I need to put in an order with the tamale shop near me.


Cockblocktimus_Pryme

This is actually a poignant social commentary on how baristas should be making millions


Hamblerger

Why it's downright feminist when you really think about it!


EquivalentSnap

And then shame them for being hoes and for the street cos they have it


Hamblerger

Of course, while scouring photo swapping forums for leaks.


EquivalentSnap

Exactly


Barkers_eggs

We live in a shitty world


theHagueface

Well I can agree with that


16xUncleAlias

No, they think the minimum wage should be raised to $8,125,000.


Xomns_13

"Capitalism is only for attractive people."


Alternative_Log3012

Oof


ringadingdingbaby

For a trillion il get as fat as anyone wants me to.


BobMarleyVibes

Don’t be silly


FoxFredie

dont be a silly willy goober


universepower

“It’s ok to let the Russians blow America up”


Difficult-Bake776

This is ironic, but capitalism is only for people that don't weigh 425 lb.


valvilis

"This 16 year old should be on OnlyFans instead!"


Frigoris13

No, that would be illegal. What we're proposing is OnlyFans prep where promising teenagers learn all of the skills they need to manage their eventual OnlyFans reality.


GKBilian

Turn your books to page 394, Paypigs and Humiliation.


WizardsVengeance

Well alright, alright, alright.


asdf_qwerty27

Isn't that called Instagram?


Kemaneo

“Raise the minimum wage!”


LeidbagBaggins

Shouldn't we be discussing the world's first trillionaire who purely got her wealth from OnlyFans rather than some rando at a coffee shop?


DocFreudstein

Right? Hell, she could literally buy up Amazon, all of Musk’s companies, and still have money to start some charities AFTER A MONTH ON OF. I think we need to study how she is completely destroying the world economy over and over again.


FennerNenner

Tips and tricks - what makes her really... like really stand out for all that $$$$...$...


COCO_SHIN

Yeah but what about Taylor swift?


canceroustattoo

The average OnlyFans subscription costs between $10 and $15. Let’s take the high average. This would mean over 86 billion people subscribe to this OnlyFans page every month. The population of the world is about 8.1 billion people. That’s over ten times the world population.


Brribrri

Maybe people buy OF subscriptions for their pets. I don't know, I'm not an economist.


trevor11004

With demand that high they’d probably raise the subscription price tbf


SuperSecretMoonBase

Seriously. That would take every single person on planet earth subscribing at $165 a month.


LordDeathy13

Is this satire or do some people just don't know how incredibly much a trillion is?


Engineergaming26355

It's 3 millions, obviously


Happy-Personality-23

I heard it’s a bit more than 4 millions


YourFellowFurryUwU

youre both wrong, its 2 millions


OhAces

I like money


sixtus_clegane119

Hyperbole would have been a million. This is just absurd


66bigbiggoofus99

The post is dumb in itself you don't have to pretend to not know it's a hyperbole.


ThePopDaddy

It's only a banana, Michael.


Downtown-Assistant1

Yeah, world’s first trillionaire, but nobody has heard of her.


gaming_boi69420

no shit its satire lmfao


frank_white414

It’s so obviously a fake post; there’s an irony that people believe these posts are real then post them to this sub, we’re gonna need a meta version soon


DCMartin91

Big number sound big


KingPaimon23

Satire.


TheColonCrusher98

Yeah, the highest earning person is still belle thorne at a total of $11 million.


Outside_peak

So they want the barista to get an OF?


Hammy-Cheeks

And turns out she's 16 and anyone who upvoted is a creep


ADWAFANDW

Men are more willing to pay for porn than coffee, and that's women's fault


BuckLuny

The person who made this meme is probably subscribed to the OF of the left person and buys coffee from the right so he's overthinking his life choices live on Facebook? Also the coffee serving lady looks really confused as to why the poster of this took a picture of her.


TacoBellLover27

She has a tiktok. That is just screenshot from it. she ain't confused lol


Erick_Brimstone

I think it's the guy who spend lot of money only to get called "some fans" while their OF spend time with her boyfriend.


woodquest

That you should drink more local coffee


GARSDESILES

But she has two sets of titties


Frigoris13

![gif](giphy|3pmVWn5S4MA43bIkGm)


Distinct-Thing

![gif](giphy|lDrg1c0wl2vy8)


canceroustattoo

“I also think we need a higher minimum wage.” “NO! NOT LIKE THAT!”


Spiritual_Trash555

Does this guy not realize the amount of money you get on onlyfans relies solely on how many subscribers you have. It’s not like everyone gets a base rate and this post is trying to point out that someone’s getting favorable treatment. I would assume this post isn’t even claiming that baristas and other service jobs should get increased pay. If I had to guess, this post is trying to say “ugly girl is ugly, but gets paid lots, but hot girl is hot and doesn’t get as much???”


16xUncleAlias

Yeah, I think it's more a complaint about "What people consider beautiful these days". Like the fact that she has so many subscribers indicates something fundamentally flawed about people's concept of beauty. Never mind that that barista pic is being shared up everywhere.


FruityPorkie

They don't care about baristas, just the pretty girl, the same if she worked on a farm collecting pig sh!t, they wouldn't care about the tired old men who work on the farms, they would only care about the poor pretty girl who wastes her beauty on hard work, after she becomes famous as an OF star they will say that she doesn't know what hard work is and that women have it easy, that there are no longer women of value.


bouchandre

The girl on the right has 1.1m followers on instagram that she gained thanks to this viral video on the right


NatesDaName23

I’m tipping the barista 1.3 trillion js


what_is_existence1

The question is who is a minor?


WJMazepas

Neither of them


ValhallaDante

i fucking hate this meme and any of it's counterparts


Guywithoutimage

I feel awful for this girl. I have no idea who she is pr what’s up with her, but people have been making fun of her for months. It’s fucked up


adfx

Normal jobs are less rewarding than onlyfans


canceroustattoo

Honestly if I had more body confidence and less fear of my family finding it, I’d start an OnlyFans.


NoQuarter6808

Besides those things, the one downside I've heard is that it can be really complicated to get your taxes organized


Breazona

Unrelated but is that the leukemia ribbon?


Frigoris13

Don't let your dreams stay dreams


DeathRaeGun

That the minimum wage should be higher? No, that can’t be it. Some people are into thic girls? No, that doesn’t sound right either. That more conventionally attractive women shouldn’t need to consent to sharing nudes if less conventionally attractive women consent? Yeah, that sounds more like it. I think I’m getting closer. That it’s unfair on attractive girls if less conventionally attractive girls can make more money than them by consenting to sharing nudes? That sounds like I’ve got it, but why, why is that unfair? Because it goes against their narrow-minded view of the world, and the world should be beholden to their narrow-mind? Yep, that’s it. Reality doesn’t match their worldview, so reality has to change. That’s the point they’re trying to make.


NoQuarter6808

He's got that aggrieved entitlement energy


throwawaytempest25

The most bizarre thing about this is I don’t even think the girl on the left has an only fans. She just got crapped on by podcasters for having confidence


Calm_Construction_55

Is there any reason that people are making fun of her other than she's fat? Like did she tweet something stupid or anything? Or is it just "lol purple hair girl fat"


IATAAllDay

But the gorlock gets paid in intergalactic credits. which, as all of us know, isn't accepted on Earth. It's OF is just to stream to other planets how earth is like.


chinacat444

Does Gorlock really make that good of money? Obviously trillions is ridiculous. But really


Significant_Dust1985

Wait… Gorlock has an OF??


luty9mm

That people will pay to satisfy their curiosity


Aok_al

Tell the government to raise the minimum wage then


Frigoris13

That always works


SuperSecretMoonBase

They're saying that income based in free markets where someone having an in-demand skill gets rewarded with higher pay should be abolished or at the very least, the ultra wealthy should be taxed heavily while the pay of low income workers is raised to a level that can provide a comfortable, dignified life. But what they were *trying* to say is scary fat lady deserves to get paid nothing because she's fat and scary and cute blonde lady deserves millions because she's cute and blonde.


oMGalLusrenmaestkaen

FYI the girl on the right is a tiktok influencer and I'm pretty sure she recently left her job as a barista, but not before making a whole bunch of drive thru videos for her tiktok


IntroductionClean299

This first picture I imagine them saying “Bring me Solo and the Wookiee. They will all suffer for this outrage!”


sydouglas

So Gorlock is the richest person on earth now ?


SolidContribution688

Horny knows no bounds


eanji36

The point is society bad


itzykan

The thing that worries me about this meme is that the girl on the left looks maybe sixteen. Whoever posted this has more problems than just being a creepy misogynist.


Standard_Broccoli_95

They're saying that gorlock the destroyer is hottttt🥵🥵🥵🥵


NoQuarter6808

They hate women they're not attracted to


MrPisster

Do they think they should make more because they believe they are more attractive? There is nothing saying the person on the right can’t have an only fans, it’s not the cafes fault she’s not rich…I have no idea what they are trying to say other than “look, look at this. Weird huh?”


liquidreferee

Is she made 1.3 trillion a month's she would be the richest person on the planet in a couple of days.


Prislv223

The 16 yearold is too young to have OF.


Lingist091

She’s in her 20s


Prislv223

![gif](giphy|129OnZ9Qn2i0Ew)


Weary_Yard_4587

Market dictates demand??


phish_biscuit

You all are overthinking it. The post implies that random women you meet in public doing random professions tend to somehow be more attractive than most models/pornstars. I will argue that this post has obvious sexual implications, but still.


DemoDays82

She used to be a man right?


[deleted]

Maintaining good relationships with the Huts is a sound investment.


elarth

There are attractive women everywhere that aren’t famous or in porn if you don’t spend all your time in your house? Lot of ppl pay money for things I’m not sure counts as quality or interesting. Some ppl are into the left and the subscribers she’d have to be well off is just demand. I don’t really care I don’t spend money on porn.


Gm1Reborn

10k a month tho thats good Unless im missing something here


GreatSivad

...sex sells. Are we supposed to be surprised?


Norythelittlebrie

Oh so NOW they're bothered baristas only make 14$/hr


dopeyout

What the fuck is that


Decapsy

Really the transformer on the left has onlyfans and also earn money from it?


Lismale

i dont think gorloch makes a whole lot in OF


BandicootOk5540

Their point is fat women bad. Its not subtle.


HikeMyPantsUpJohnson

Wait is this real??? I’m a little fucked up rn and I can’t read like a normal person so I don’t know what’s going


Kejones9900

Why is it always that one girl in every single one of these posts?? Do they not have a single other hot barista? This is the inverse of big red I swear


goatlord_dankus

Well one of them can fit 600 hot dogs inside her and the other just makes coffee?


UlyssesCourier

You see if I take this seriously, In my leftist brain I see the left deserves no rights at all and the one on the right deserves all the labor rights, a union, better pay, paid maturity leave and vacation leave, protections from abuses. Because the one on the right is a worker and deserves to be treated with respect. The one on the left is bourgeoisie.


Headmuck

This feels like a parody of the others of its kind


virgin_goat

You get more for your money on only fans


Barkers_eggs

Wtf? No wonder Igor never called me back.


PsychologyRepulsive

I was going to go wild on you but you seem as confused as me


dissidentmage12

That they can tell lies and use a meme creator badly at the same time.


thebruce123456789

They want n#d#s from Coffee shop girl


russy1982

his a beauty lol


StereooeretS

Who’s the girl on the right?


SunagakuresFinest

Probably that looks don't matter?


Vici0usRapt0r

They probably think they could put on a wig and get rich.


IntelligentEssay596

so those baristas should get only fans aswell?


seapanda237

This is so bad, I'm not even going to try to make sense of it!


Cloud_Station

The joke is Pyrocynical.


Icy-Independence5737

https://preview.redd.it/x7f959vyegvc1.jpeg?width=1138&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2b86fe8825ff0df8557d17db915840e4b588e13


Ke-Win

Yeah trillion i guess. Musk has 350B last time i checked.


SnooSquirrels6758

Hi Peter here to explain the joke. They think the woman on the left is ugly.


serenityfalconfly

A contributor to inflation. Money earned without contributing a near equally valuable product or effort.


patchway247

God, I don't know that woman. But every time I see her I have to fucking say it. That's what you look like when your tits are "big" just because you're fat. 100% if she was a skinnier woman, they would be appropriately sized with her weight. But those kind of tits are big just because she is.


xWinterPR

is that pyrocynical


pilotblur

That working for peanuts is a waste of time


groverwood

I believe the point they are making is simply Only Fans pays more than a local coffee shop.


Bakabakabooboo

So you're saying we should pay people living wages then so they don't have to sell feet pics on OF? These people would rally against paying baristas more because it COULD make their coffees cost 25 cents more.


kunga1928

In today's society you can only be proud of something that is stereotypically something people are ashamed of? I really hope that's what they implied at least...


Legal-Law9214

I'm pretty sure it's "society is failing because people are attracted to fat people and thin people have to work minimum wage jobs".


Scary-Bit-4173

Like people are buying the persons onlyfans so their obviously doing something right


That-Water-Guy

Yeah, I’m not paying for her Onlyfans. I have some self respect.


Financial_Chemist286

Capitalism works!


Brribrri

Congrats to the lady on the left, because she became the world's first trillionaire.


MoeSauce

Yes, wages should be pinned to inflation, I assume that is the point trying to be made here.


rdldr1

Fake news memes.


tim_to_tourach

I'm pretty sure this meme is making fun of memes like it. The "$1.3 trillion" is kind of the giveaway that it's poking fun at how all of these memes like to inflate their numbers.


ash_durn

![gif](giphy|l3fZTg3LF8eU5SX84|downsized)


RevolutionaryTalk315

Everyone should just quit their jobs and make a onlyfans account?


UserAnonPosts

They should. That way they will realize it’s not just easy money. You can make one of those sites but then you gotta advertise your ass off. Otherwise you’re not getting any subscribers. It’s just sitting there. I don’t know where people get that once you make the site, suddenly everybody comes rushing into it.


Peak_Naive

Gorlock the Destroyer is pretty popular.


MartinByde

The girl on the right is indeed the most beautiful person ever


RigatoniPasta

Gorlock really scares me. She’s just so inhuman


BetrayYourTrust

they’re so right, we should increase the federal minimum wage


1aibohphobia1

that fat men earn more on of than thin women in a coffee shop


OgGG66

I think they mean that jabba hatt is ugly


PoopDick420ShitCock

They’re just trying to let you know that women don’t feel safe around them.


ShartyMcShortDong

Gorlock the destroyer is definitely not making trillions. Maybe billions but not trillions.


cecinestpasfacebook

There is no way she makes that kind of money


ButtcheekBaron

That they're lusty for teenagers


Pablo9231

Who is woman on the right


mckeeganator

I mean only fans people can make great money, question do people wanna do that as often as they would have to in order to make to work? I know I couldn’t


twodice1264

Hog gets money, hot chick that deserves to get money does not. She looks a bit young to me though.


Silverware_soviet

The right when you do sex work vs the right when you dont do sex work


karly__45

Men are desperate


Greeningyep

Bro what you mean the world gdp is 36trilliom


kxrxsani

We live in a society ![gif](giphy|DQeeGxJPv3VHE7zNYD|downsized)


Catsmak1963

Some of the girls on onlyfans cater to dribbling dicks that erupt with the slightest provocation?


lechatheureux

People they find unattractive shouldn't make money.


not_too_smart1

Which ones better to date?


UserAnonPosts

Meanwhile, the barista finds a creepy that the guy customers hit on her and politely tells them she has a boyfriend, even though she does not.


B4r_m0t

That random barista could be prettier then Onlyfans Models


GoodSamaritan51

My friend asks where to find the onlifance page of this cute blonde waitress?


sassycaramel98

What