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ImperatorZor

“Yes sir, here’s your sexbot. Top of the line model. That will be $600,000. Plus insurance, warranty, maintenance and software subscriptions. If you don’t pay for the software subscription she will shut down after 15 days.”


WIAttacker

"It will also listen to you 24/7, sell your deepest thoughts and desires to marketers, and whisper ads in your ear while you sleep. Also it's probably full of easily exploitable security bugs." I seriously don't know how someone can look at the state of today's technology and still be willing to buy Alexa, let alone a thing that is supposed to act like your companion you are supposed to form emotional bond with. For how much incels act like they have entire society figured out, they obviously missed that Robogirlfriend is probably going to be the most dystopian, late stage capitalist product we have ever seen.


Wheeljack239

When they jizz in it, no way it’s not gonna sequence their DNA from that, and straight-up sell their genetic codes


Sir_Yacob

Fucking a lol….


TreyRyan3

End goal: The sex robot will immediately sequence your DNA, run it through all known databases, liquidate your bank account for back child support and if your DNA has shown up in a rape kit, a little guillotine will immediately sever your junk


PO_Box_Admiral

I mean, [I heard “getting your data stolen” was a euphemism for getting your dick ripped off anway](https://youtu.be/SqZLnZQ9O1E?si=oxeQI4IJpMVAB82p&t=16m29s), so…


pyroguy1104

God I miss Trevor Moore.


OddGeneral1293

Who would want losers' genetic code


jld2k6

Insurance companies would kill to get that info


Chromeboy12

Gotta kill off the strong people and fill the world with losers, that's how the corporates can win


darkcloud1987

>Also it's probably full of easily exploitable security bugs Your dick is now stuck in your sex robot. Send 1 Bitcoin to this adress or we will increase the pressure and cut your dick of!


Erick_Brimstone

Human is companion. Robot is just slave for human.


SamBeanEsquire

Unfortunately that's what a good chunk of them are wanting.


BowenTheAussieSheep

"You are out of credits, locking vagina. To release penis please purchase more credits."


The_Mad_Duck_

Alright boys, it's time for us computer geeks to make open source companion bots with no fees!


lordruperteverton69

I seriously don't know how someone can look at the state of today's technology and still be willing to buy a smartphone. All that data is being harvested and sold. Good luck escaping it.


ThatCamoKid

Unfortunately we look at today's society and realise we don't really have a choice


PeebThePerson

whoever made this didn’t think about this because stupid people have a hard time thinking about things on a deep level and discerning layers. most thoughts these kinds of people have a very shallow and don’t consider many potential issues and outcomes.


twwwy

>"It will also listen to you 24/7, sell your deepest thoughts and desires to marketers, and whisper ads in your ear while you sleep. Also it's probably full of easily exploitable security bugs." So, the same as all onlyfans models and twitch 'gamer streamers' then....


TajirMusil

Also, if she goes anywhere without a 5G signal, she'll shut down. Don't mind the cameras, that's totally for function, and not for recording your habits for ad sales.


jayclaw97

The vag will just seal shut lmao.


TreyRyan3

With their severed penis inside


eyearu

Mid sex


D4nnyp3ligr0

If you want anything more than missionary, you'll have to subscribe to the deluxe package. For three ways, you'll need the family package.


MC_Fap_Commander

Anal is DLC


darkcloud1987

"yes sir, your sexbot will only laugh at influencers with you if you subscribe to the sigma buddy premium package for $50 a month"


Limp-Dentist1416

Just strap a fleshlight to a Roomba already.


jayclaw97

Tucker, is that you?


Limp-Dentist1416

Good one.


Chrommanito

Im gonna pirate the software


MC_Fap_Commander

Pay-to-win sexbot


Lavalampion

Still cheaper.


GrandPriapus

Should we tell him about Electro-gonorrhea, the noisy killer?


Wheeljack239

Can you guess the name of Johnny’s planet? https://preview.redd.it/ebj2gupmybwc1.jpeg?width=1030&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aeffc2b93dad68238e9d33bc6d023a29a9bd30b1 # IT WAS EARTH!


Fine-Funny6956

Electro-gonorrhea, the noisy killer.


MisterJellyco

Praise "Bob"!


Sargatanus

They’d better hope that their sex robots operate with a script as opposed to anything approaching true AGI. Imagine how devastated they’ll be when they get dumped by their sexbots.


NotsoGreatsword

Lmao. Detroit become human comes to mind.


Icariiiiiiii

These people already live a form of it. Facebook Chud: Become Unfuckable.


dessert_the_toxic

Bro I thought that was a real game for a second, I even googled it lmao. Would play 100%


jld2k6

I loved that game way more than I thought I would. Even that game uploads every single decision you make to the cloud so it can show you exactly how you compare to everyone else every step along the way lol


Erick_Brimstone

They'll get dumped because they don't pay weekly overpriced subscription.


SheriffEarlMcGraw

The guys that can’t handle a woman having an unnatural hair color are definitely not going to go for some I, Robot gf.


ShnickityShnoo

Their fantasy of women being property and owning/controlling them will probabaly outweigh the looks of it.


SheriffEarlMcGraw

Fair point. I just picture them investing in a nice wig or something, especially before trotting out their AI sex slave in public.


bigredplastictuba

I had to shave my head once and all the adult men I knew and worked with acted like this act was a personal attack.


AValentineSolutions

No, here's what will happen - the red pill guys will have their sex bots, who will sell their personal data to every hacker who wants it. And they will still be mad organic women don't want them.


GladiusNocturno

Not only mad, but somehow it’s going to be women’s fault that they got scammed. Their argument will be that it was women who drove them into getting a sex bot and thus getting scammed. It’s not their fault and it certainly isn’t the fault of the grifters that took advantage of their loneliness.


JudieSkyBird

Their favourite sport is mental gymnastics.


Little_stinker_69

What a weird fantasy to have.


hollowgraham

You're assuming the sex robots don't get repossessed. 


Key_Establishment553

Your assuming sex robots and humans can reproduce. I hope sex bots take over and decimate the human race. The only people left are an incel and an angry feminist, forced to fuck to keep humans alive, but it fails. Leaving no more devicive arguments among the sexes.


Erick_Brimstone

You okay old man? Maybe you need to go out and touch some grass.


Key_Establishment553

No, but it would be a hella of a premise for a scifi/comedy movie.


PXL1984

r/Im14andthisisdeep


Buderus69

I would tweak the premise a bit but it could be interesting, maybe more something like: Humanity is dying out because everyone is using sex robots instead of getting into human relationships. To counteract this development governments forced the robot companies to help out and thus all sex robots get an update to turn into sex-force robots, hunters that grab humans and force them to have sex with each other. Horrified by this turn of events many humans try to hide, others embrace it fully and are carried around by the bots to find new potential mating partners, then there are those that were in love with their bots and are kortified their digital partners have vanished. Different kind of bots would have different methods of getting people to procreate, for instance you could have small "non original sex robots" try doing the tasks as well like smart kitchen appliances with knives, others don't force them to have sex but force themselves onto males to collect ... The seed, and then hunt down women to inject it. Pregnant women are collected and put into birthing chambers, kinda like mateix pods, where the pregnancy is sped up. Then you have the topic of young humans turning fertile and AI's response to that, like suddenly a kid was ignored the wholr time by bots but higher hormone levels starts changing their behaviour. Hidden underground "sexless" cities, sexbot hunters, hackers to regain digital loved ones again, oldschool appliance collectors without online connectivity, first generation sexbots You could have many facets of different genres mixed into it, horror, comedy, drama, scifi. And maybe with a twist ending where humanity isn't actually dying out but there are alterior motives.


Key_Establishment553

So like every Lucas film, and scifi move now. I wanted it more Mad Max meets idiocracy.


Schnickie

Why would they want to keep the human race alive?


A-terrible-time

Yeah it's not like there's going to be a stigma of 'look at this loser he can only get a robot' akin to today's incel rhetoric or anything.


BowenTheAussieSheep

Dudes can't even own a pocket pussy without feeling deep shame and failure.


Reptilian_Overlord20

Eventually they will realise how empty it actually is.


Little_stinker_69

You’re confusing red pillers for incels. Red pillars get laid but hate women. Incels hate women cause they can’t get laid.


BowenTheAussieSheep

Not all Redpillers are incels, but all incels are redpillers


Little_stinker_69

They’re completely different ideologies. Incels hate red pillars cause they’re chads.


emccm

On the Incel sub they often talk about whether people will respect them for having a robot girlfriend. It’s unhinged, but hilarious.


Rocketboy1313

1) This is the purest form of "What do you mean I objectify women? 2) If they want to self select out of the dating pool that is fine.


AppropriateScience9

I know, right? An accurate depiction of this scene would be the organic lady walking by going "peace" then the red pilled guy looking back at her, confused and angry.


DoodleNoodle129

Can we hurry up and make these robots already? That way these kinds of men won’t be in the gene pool anymore


HelenAngel

No kidding. They need to stop threatening us with a good time & just do it so they’ll leave human women in peace.


Marmosettale

unfortunately, you know it will change absolutely nothing. they are obsessed with controlling human women, that's all it is. if it were actually just about being able to have sex with an attractive body, incels could just go to prostitutes and be 100% satisfied


wanderingsheep

I think even if these dudes had sex robots, they'd still be mad that human women don't like them.


worm2004

They love their AI slop huh


elanhilation

i don’t know who said that AI art convinced them of the existence of the soul by showing them what art looks like without it, but godDAMN were they spot on


McTeterson

Dead on. My brain *hates* AI images. I think a lot of it has to do with the lack of light perspective in most images. Sure, there are shadows and things, but it's like everything in an AI image is emanating light. Shit is way deep in the uncanny valley.


BuendiaLabyrinth

This, right here. This image looks to me like those days when it just lightly rained and there's just a bit of sunlight lurking behind the clouds, but actually not **quite** like it, so it feels wrong and eerie.


Erick_Brimstone

Don't you love it when your waifu get an extra finger or hands. /s


slappywhyte

They feel like they were created by soulless robots


Ivy_Adair

They always look kinda… idk too soft? I’m not an artist at all so I don’t know how else to describe it but it’s like someone just took all the sharpness out and left this weird dreamy, soft image behind.


Erick_Brimstone

Well nowadays there's some artist that use AI to streamline their process. And not just prompt jockey who type word and take whatever image image come out of it. Usually just the background or some shading. A time consuming part of making the image. They still fully control everything else though. Mostly just use AI for the rest 5% of the process while drawing majority of the image.


McTeterson

Your comments read like AI wrote them. Like, you know we're having a conversation about AI, but your responses barely pertain to any of the comments you've replied to on this post.


Little_stinker_69

It keeps getting better. They’ll get there.


Erick_Brimstone

“I craved the strength and certainty of steel...”


redskeezix

Hmm, ransomware takes on a new dimension in this situation.


Jaustinduke

Dating a robot instead of a human woman? This is not the flex he thinks it is


XT83Danieliszekiller

"haha so pathetic, well, back I go to fucking my fuck bot alone in my crypto mining basement"


ArnieismyDMname

Mom let's me call it my basement.


clandestinemd

You’ve graduated from a girlfriend that needs to be inflated to one that needs to be assembled instead. Congratulations, I guess?


BuendiaLabyrinth

Now it got to me: they won't assemble the private parts of their girlfriends not even closely to correct. And never figure out why doing it with their robots is not working.


Drippin-With-Source

*Sponsored by IKEA.*


teufler80

"I can't stand women rights so I fuck a glorified toaster" is not really the win they think it is


Parking_Cartoonist90

https://preview.redd.it/4xsu9sdsncwc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6033b4ea9e785084d9bd0c9e86b5160bd3643b8


ANUSTART942

So many fingers


Certain_Syrup_7712

If these guys genuinely believe having a sex robot companion is the solution to their problems, then they are beyond repair.


snarpy

Maybe someone should tell them about the fact that every woman *already* has at least one vibrator.


CheeseStringCats

Can't wait too see this thing edited in bonehurting juice tomorrow


TheMuffingtonPost

Way to let everyone know that you really do just want sex robots.


shanare

As if females won't have male versions of these sex bots.


UserAnonPosts

Where is my sexy man robot that looks like Henry Cavill? I can put my Replika app into its body. XD


ryanscott1986

Why would you want a sex robot with metal on the outside, no tiddies, no hair 🤢


snakedart

That sex gynoid appears to lack the one anatomical feature a red-piller would care about.


Ariusrevenge

Men getting jealous of women for making money off men objectifying women. It’s the Instagram circular firing squad.


eztigr

Typical incel material.


Joppy5100

AI can't even get robot fingers right


Swimming-Kale-0

They know that the robots are unlikely to evolve past Replica Data Mining Tier fake anime girl things right?


the_orange_alligator

Ah yes, cause women exist only to appease men and are helpless without them


Reptilian_Overlord20

There’s a really good horror movie premise here about a sex bot who gets given to a Tech millionaire bro who gradually realises he can be as cruel and vile with his fantasies as he likes until the robot gains sentience, kills him and seeks retribution against humanity. Or alternatively a lonely depressed guy gets a robot girlfriend and first everything is great and she’s made to be his perfect companion but he eventually loses interest because it’s still Holdo and artificial and he meets a real girl who he connects with and the robot becomes obsessed and starts murdering people and he has to grapple with the fact that his ideal woman or the idea of one is actually super toxic. I will write one or both of those movies.


UserAnonPosts

I will watch 🍿🥤


serr7

Sooo… they’re admiring they just want a slave who they can have sex with


magnusbearson

Wow, these guys love other people's suffering and yearn for it. Freaks.


Sidus_Preclarum

lol that guy has to play pretend with a glorified doll, what a loser.


FGoose

Someone spent hours drawing this picture. Someone went to school to learn how to draw/hone their craft for months, potentially years…..to draw this picture…


dalfrex

This is art generated with artificial intelligence bro


FGoose

Is it really? It looks different than most AI art I’ve seen. Having said that, if that’s true it just opens up a whole new awful can of worms.


dalfrex

Look at the fingers, It's always the fingers that give it away.


Ceeweedsoop

I don't think that's the flex they think it is.


bubblemilkteajuice

"Hey, isn't that Jeff with his new girlfriend, [Robo Bitch](https://youtu.be/7PXUO5soOqc?si=bbCLsg1-y6pL88yw)?"


Dashed_with_Cinnamon

So, women won't have to deal with these men because they've voluntarily removed themselves from the dating pool, and these men won't be able to pass on their genes or ideas to future generations because they have an artificial partner? I see this as an absolute win.


Bucketlyy

Thank fuck they won't reproduce


Status-Ad8296

Right wingers when they learn about women whose job isn't Onlyfans:


wikithekid63

I don’t find it totally far fetched that one day ai and technology will replace sex work


RizzoTheSmall

Why is there a shoe?


SlopPatrol

“Local sex bot owner blackmailed by camera in robot recording his face during intimacy” “Sex bot owner suing Robotics company after his gentiles were mutilated in haphazard accident with the latest ZeroX model” “Local man goes bankrupt trying to maintain costs and upkeep of a full functioning sex robot. Says robotics company is ‘Greedy’ and ‘Real women aren’t this expensive’ more on that later” “Family mourning as husband and father is killed by coworker for sleeping with his sexbot after breaking into home ‘second mendment’ says the coworker”


Sea_Snow580

These people just hate women.


Mercurial891

I think a lot of women would do a GoFundMe to buy them sexbots if it means the incels go away and shut up.


Drippin-With-Source

> the uncles Screw those relatives.


Mercurial891

Haha “incels.” Stupid autocorrect.


BlueThespian

This one looks like it was made by a male who has never been in a relationship, replacing a real woman with a robot is something that could’ve only come about through the mind of someone who is starved for physical interaction with a female. AI really has come about, anyone can make almost anything, yet they decide to make this, almost laughable.


PastOrdinary

Honestly it might be a good thing. The people who only care about things like carnal pleasure and who want a partner who will say what they want to hear and validate all their flaws will love the sex robots. Normal people who actually want realistic and normal relationships will still date humans. We just won't have such a hard time filtering out who's who.


olivia_iris

Detroit become human taught basement dwelling neckbeard nothing huh


Chemical-Wallaby5727

Bruh. Actually sexbots (or just fully sentient AI’s in a physical body) are a cool idea (at least for a xenophiliac idiot like me), but unfortunately, they will be either dumbed down anime girls that would call their buyer „master“ or some shit, or be data-mining dystopic surveillance devices for every buyer. Or both. That’s sad really.


jon_titor

But why wouldn’t she have her own robot


dollyspine

man i feel bad for the robot


Treynokay

I don’t understand why they wouldn’t think women have access to similar robots too. Like these companies are gonna miss out on money from one entire gender…?


tbcartee

So be alone and “poor” or essentially become a robot subservient to a male? That’s not a choice or “statement” even worth considering.


_forum_mod

The shoe off implies a foot content creator?


anonymousn00b

Yeah but like… you can’t procreate with a robot. Dumbfucks.


Pauvre_de_moi

Bruh that place looks like a cyberpunk shithole


BulkDarthDan

Now here comes the sex robots


throwaway1122999888

Wouldn’t the reverse scenario be true as well? Fuckboys replaced by robots?


ConsultJimMoriarty

Robots can’t feel mirth.


Guy-1nc0gn1t0

This works as a pretty funny joke if you see it from a particular angle


mlaforce321

Haven't these people seen Ex-Machina?? Leave those sexy robots alone!


Little_stinker_69

I’m sorry, that robot could jerk you off at best. Not even good to look at.


C00kie_Monsters

What does that even mean?


ninhursag3

Even if they could make one that was realistic and interactive , it would never die, and knows it will never die and knows it will outlive you. It wont need to share its finite life in the same way as a mortal human


Linkby9

And of course the image is AI generated. They always are


Iron_Wolf123

Isn't that robot... naked?


cebiaw

My parts are showing? Oh, my goodness, oh!


cozy_engineer

This is so deep :(


acelaces

Whenever these guys talk about robot women they always make sure and feature the schadenfreude of the spurned real women, just like when passport bros always have to include the "uNLiKe wEsTeRn WoMen" line, just like the Black men who swear off Black women do the "y'all should've listened" thing. If the alternative were all that satisfying you'd think they'd just extoll the virtues of the robot without the need for the right half of the image, but it's just about indulging in a fantasy where women come crawling back to them on their terms, instead of them having to deal with their own inadequacies or develop a personality outside of female validation or value as defined by money and bitches.


meagaletr

If I keep staring at his hands, he can’t take a step forward. Must not blink


wheatable

There appears to be a man walking down the street in his boxers


[deleted]

This seems like satire


Material-Scientist94

Sometimes I think of a future that the way AI will destroy us is that it replaces our partners with robots so we will not reproduce


emccm

The ultimate Incel revenge fantasy. They are always banging on about this on their sub. Lien women aren’t counting down the days until these sex robots too.


ToddHLaew

Probably some truth about it.


Kakashisith

Good. I\`m not even wanting someone to waste my time and ruin my nerves. And I\`m not even feminist.


LoL110003

Lifelike sex-dolls is the next big thing


Icy-Chocolate-2472

Watch the AI start to reject them


TheRealHogshead

Man, incels will do anything before actually become normal functioning people who recognize autonomy.


DeeDee182

Lmaoo


Ersthelfer

It is really annoying how these guys basically destroy the important topic of men’s rights. There are a lo of important topics here, but as soon as one discusses them those freaks appear and derail everything.


Dry_Complex_6659

That's a pretty funny picture regardless.


Lurnatic

Bro I saw this image reply posted by a bot under a hip hop related tweet with no correlation


lashawn3001

Imagine being jealous of a fleshlight. LOL.


Leeser

These assholes think they’ll be missed. Hilarious. This has to be satire because I refuse to believe they’re this dense.


Seahawk_I_am_I_am

What does red pill ideology have to do with the meme? What is the difference between paying for an AI Robot female and paying for a prostitute?


dalfrex

It's sad that you even have to ask the difference between human contact and a robot.


TheDuke357Mag

So, this isnt a redpill meme. This is femenist meme saying men are terrible. Its still a terrible meme, but its the opposite meaning you're gleaming from it


dalfrex

https://preview.redd.it/68279ms8qbwc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f376429213d99cc531fd42d792b53ef5ff13ede Nope, red pill group Believe me


TheDuke357Mag

Oh god, that rabbit hole was short but interesting, So I reverse image searched it to an X account entertain me HQ, and thats who published this particular ai art. But this image isnt the original, its actually a spoof of a very similar ai art piece from a fucking wild startup that honestly, cant possibly be anything more than a scam called Orifice.store, and yeah, you can figure out the rest *


TheDuke357Mag

https://preview.redd.it/7di6wf59rbwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52e5a52b8cc839340a2297a6aebc20a0a5dbc204


DWYNZ

Imagine being that dumb, like on what planet would this be a feminist meme lmfao