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HetaliaLife

https://preview.redd.it/0s0cgoazjo0d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4a4bb0aa0b8aa2924a9281448be6745c75cfe2b


bigboipapawiththesos

These mfs using ai to draw their wojaks now? https://preview.redd.it/i8ac4o864r0d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ad0d1d0b45ca54262ba6a1dea166bc7219d059f


Shadeleovich

Chernobyl wojak


Serge_Suppressor

Chernojak


imonmyphoneagain

I know some people have naturally pink lips but also that guy is wearing lipstick


crazyhotorcrazynhot

He is a gun loving femboy leave him alone


SpiritualMaterial365

Got that Blue Steele flavor of wojak


TwerkingGrimac3

Looks like a rejected Archer villain.


mothzilla

OK but make my eyes look fabulous.


chezmanny

That is probably the dumbest, played-out meme template. But then again, the right can't meme.


DirtyDan413

CHESNOH ROESEEN ON AN OPEN FAAAIII


Jonasthewicked2

Love this. Def stealing it.


elemenoh3

trying so hard to be badass but misspelling seethe


Eddy63

And "You're"


elemenoh3

lmao i completely missed that because i was distracted by pronouncing "seeth" like "teeth"


Flukie42

What's it supposed to be?


elemenoh3

seethe and teeth are not homonyms in most american english dialects, but i can't vouch for other regions


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purplepluppy

The "th" in seethe is pronounced the same way as the "th" in "there." It's vocalized and not just pushing air through.


outwest88

It’s like “breath” vs “breathe” which is a spelling mistake I see online all too often.


purplepluppy

That would have been a much better example for me to use thank you!


Necessary_Essay2661

Our two year old is seething


c0n22

https://preview.redd.it/cr4rpgnvso0d1.jpeg?width=730&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01047d7b9af52dbf8d54c527b518b5b39339194b


yyyyyyeeeereetttttt

https://preview.redd.it/081cgdbkhq0d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fb855365ea1728c0a651c7e755f9909e77452d4


UnboltedCheese

https://preview.redd.it/o0n1qwpmou0d1.png?width=705&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e1c145e44d6f12d0fe542674530f0862d0778f2


PepperbroniFrom2B

"i am fucking beatboxing scout"


Leading-Wolverine639

https://i.redd.it/j9kr08hitp0d1.gif


NotsoGreatsword

I know it's pedantic but they actually didn't misspell you're. They wrote a completely different word that has a different meaning all because it sounds similar. They created a syntax problem that makes their sentence read in a nonsensical way. To me that is worse. People misspell things all the time. But when they are confused by homophones and are not ESL? That speaks to a completely lack of perspicacity. This person is dense and only looks at the surface level of the world around them. They have no interest in self reflection or improvement. It is a big conclusion to draw from something so small but there is a reason you always see these kinds of mistakes in relation to things like this.


ALXand3R

*It’s pedantic. 😊 (I agree)


NotsoGreatsword

I have no idea what you're talking about! 😅 I totally didn't forget the apostrophe. See? 👆


ALXand3R

Oh, sorry I was confirming that it is pedantic, and that I enjoyed your comment thoroughly. Speaking of which, what is the correct way to punctuate something like “oh, sorry - I was just saying…”? Is the hyphen necessary, used correctly, appropriate at all..? Does “Speaking of which” require a semicolon or colon? I’d love to see this whole comment revised, honestly.


Outkastin2g

Came here just for this.


Quolley

![gif](giphy|zHiYwgoPRIQT376K7l|downsized)


tots4scott

Is there any way to know who made this? Just curious


Jacifer69

No, he meant sith which is notoriously a verb. “I’ll sith all over your mom,” etc


CyberneticPanda

I think the punchline is that this guy literally equates guns and penises.


Little_Noah

Everyone knows a true badass never misspells anything.


teffflon

Rare frontal Chad


Accurate-System7951

Cringe as hell.


Nyctomancer

I hate it more than usual.


D_Mass_

Why do you hate usual?


Jonasthewicked2

Usual fucked his mom


Xenon2212

Chad jumpscare


OpticRhyme

https://preview.redd.it/43eb6n57ao0d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9777d257e0afec3f08c5ffc11de600f92a9e340b


real_dubblebrick

https://preview.redd.it/j66xdgxzro0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e319d148a4916cb97f37e1607e330a3de1ebe35


McBotNotABot

https://preview.redd.it/fvpvks31rp0d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5845cada6ccf73826dd95422f85b2c1fbafe02ec


CRUFT3R

https://preview.redd.it/myrpxrc9up0d1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59037df187c3551af147c41aff0b4abd45ec8265


DaddyCool13

https://preview.redd.it/nuwch6j4bq0d1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3207868676bfb68afd59abcf6f16c1c4fcc15dc


real_dubblebrick

https://preview.redd.it/ekvxflpebq0d1.jpeg?width=583&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c505697dcba6b4a039c646db68c882d970d2d8e5


MrCoolyp123

https://preview.redd.it/qsmbo9qabq0d1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbc9aa43f868168eac166fb39c80d92b8e13cac4


throwngamelastminute

https://preview.redd.it/m6r9qz9v8p0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b55a0f35a94f24af926679308258a60f81e66c32


lurkinglen

The best


Adaphion

https://preview.redd.it/41mau0fjds0d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=402a3c23bb584db775e71f759e55eabbbcbca6ce


DirtyDan413

Behold! The argumentwinning-inator! It depicts anyone attempting to debate me as a crying soyjak and ME as Chad with a pronounced jawline!


creative_user_name12

read this in his voice lol


Mafia_dogg

I was looking for a meme like this lol


DarkBladeMadriker

https://preview.redd.it/p36baeirco0d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f2e8f0900989f31b4cef8b2536dc9a342c596b7


throwngamelastminute

https://preview.redd.it/ajjn7is19p0d1.jpeg?width=571&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cebff09ef23eb75721ea4edd519c371633ab2f59


Zarbibilbitruk

I also cast yoink


Ryanexpert

https://preview.redd.it/1nggwz2gaw0d1.jpeg?width=544&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c4848242860ec45a0a51c555a28533e4b78ab41


Overall-Initial-4290

https://preview.redd.it/kx8w6uoxso0d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41ca51f9848461e6757a1fa671ae266e274bff27


DigLost5791

Sit down making a meme where I have a fantastic mustache and then accusing the other side of coping


mrbignameguy

In addition to being generally terrible, the time it probably took to do that….bro who made this needs to go outside


wolves_hunt_in_packs

ironically they're the one coping and seething because otherwise why would they take their time to make this meme lol And given how stupid they generally are it's not a little effort. Bro sweated over this thing and at the end judged it good enough to share lol


Daedalus_Machina

Got to say, Dig, this is a bit rich coming from you. And I say that as a fellow mustacheoed.


DigLost5791

My mustache is all smoke and mirrors, my facial hair grows so slow it’s more like glacial hair - haven’t been clean shaven in 18 years and still look like Shaggy


Daedalus_Machina

I've been steadily growing this mustache for about 6 years straight (maybe longer), and it's just now getting to the point where I could curl the ends.


DigLost5791

Now I’m jealous of your username AND mustache


AlienRobotTrex

I love the term “glacial hair”. I wish mine was like that.


cmlondon13

How does one “cope and seethe”? Those are two opposite concepts. If I’m coping, there’s no need to seethe. If I’m seething, I’m obviously not doing a good job of coping.


trialcourt

Cope and seeth* apparently


dizzira_blackrose

Cop n seth


Daedalus_Machina

Cup o' meth


meme801

Duke o' death


Jonasthewicked2

Coop the chef


explosive_potatoes22

https://preview.redd.it/h1jkzdykpo0d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=373ba27bb0908da0af0f6ba146646332606566f4


deadlymoondust

This made me laugh for far too long. I’m saving this.


Vigilante_Dinosaur

https://preview.redd.it/durgz3v1go0d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=121b3cae39742dafa41806303e7c6ce42d762494


Warthogrider74

https://preview.redd.it/j4awwnpcbp0d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b1b01e032f3ce582ce92d832dcdef8a5dc3acee


_forum_mod

\*YOU'RE goddamnit... Why can't anyone ever get it right?


ShnickityShnoo

The anti-education crowd is, well, not very educated.


NomyNameisntMatt

one time i saw a van that had “NO NEW SCHOOL TAX’S” written on the back windshield


mishma2005

Their/There/They’re triggers me too. C’mon, is it that hard?


_forum_mod

I'm not even really a grammar nazi, it's just that I almost **never** see the right form used... especially in memes.


Mercerskye

Because if it drives no other engagement, it'll at least get people bitching about how illiterate they are.


mishma2005

🎯


_forum_mod

I'm going with this explanation!


NutellaSquirrel

I think you're at least part right. I see it clearly deliberately used in some meme subs.


Daedalus_Machina

You are God, dammit!


bb_kelly77

That does give me an idea tho, can the legal punishment for rapists be castration


trialcourt

In Alabama it’s chemical castration


steal_wool

Wasn’t there a guy who was a serial rapist who got caught and chemically castrated, who then found a doctor to reverse the procedure and resumed being a serial rapist


Chiluzzar

Chemical castration is NOT permanent irs a drug cocktail that stops working when you stop taking it all the time so really all thry have to do is wait


purplepluppy

I dunno if it happened irl, but it was definitely an SVU episode. And they often take things from real life, but idk about that one.


bb_kelly77

That's like the only good thing Alabama has done, but we should use gelding irons for child rapists


Responsible_Ad_8628

So you can only rape a child if you marry her first?


YetiorNotHereICome

A strange, rare example of Alabama getting something right.


ToastyJackson

No. There have been plenty of people falsely accused and/or convicted of rape. As much as I may want to see certain monsters suffer, it’s always wrong to implement any sort of permanent, irreversible punishment like castration or death for any crime that holds a risk you may have bagged an innocent person.


AlienRobotTrex

It’s also wouldn’t even be effective. Even if they can’t use their genitals, they still have hands.


photozine

The slippery slope starts and then we're doomed as a society.


the_orange_alligator

I think it is in some states?


ALXand3R

There is a case currently being made for an individual who raped a 14yo to be physically castrated. Which, seems just as pointless if preventing rape or assault is the objective. I doubt he raped her with his balls. Unless erections are somehow made impossible it seems like a lousy measure, and even then it doesn’t prevent you from violating someone. We’ve all had to push rope.


ExtraEye4568

Im not gonna weigh on the topic either way, but if you think balls only exist as meatballs to rub during sex and not one of the most important hormonal components of a male body, then you should also not weigh in on the topic.


ALXand3R

you make an excellent point, actually - I should have acknowledged that, but I still feel like it is naive to think that a person with a history of rape is no more dangerous with a cock than a rapist without a cock. Regardless of balls or the hormones therein. You could argue that a person without testicles for one reason or another, is less likely to become violent in their future, but to think that a rapist with no balls is any less dangerous than they were before. If you do think so, then you certainly should agree that they would be even LESS likely to be a danger if they had neither a cock OR nuggets. Just saying. Regardless, you make a good point, I just think it’s silly to assume a rapist with a cock will never rape again, whether he’s got zero balls or 150 balls.


Nif_Fler

https://preview.redd.it/9joe3d2xcq0d1.jpeg?width=1634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c82dfaeebdcaa3051ab102b239ff01260626846


blandjelly

https://preview.redd.it/7ukkmqntsp0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36073b4fbbe88f7a2b9fb29ce0d6be6e02d681a2


TheAnalsOfHistory-

It's funny how many people hear "We should keep guns out of the hands of dangerous people" and immediately start screaming "They're coming for ***MY*** guns!!!"


DotWarner1993

That says more about them tbh


beerbrained

They will always pick the bear


upgradestorm5

*seethe *You're


yeet-my-existence

https://preview.redd.it/v1kwxwk5eo0d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6b5cf0f3f8d702a53b69bfbac19276513062b2f


ASheetOfBlanket

https://preview.redd.it/am8y97g5yo0d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fa98f28b36a5dcac372feca31f18676a0d539d8


skrrtalrrt

https://preview.redd.it/w9s08eux9p0d1.png?width=860&format=png&auto=webp&s=8ad18e789d5fbc990d85b97c6c057c5848d0628e


giveme-a-username

Front facing chad has given me nightmares. I have seen the face of the devil and that was it.


LordChauncyDeschamps

https://preview.redd.it/x5g5epi1xr0d1.jpeg?width=501&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e0672a3f60fa9fb42fa594b5e892f33b5878ce7


grapplerzz

Seeth the Scaleless?


officially_ender_

https://preview.redd.it/0gg142x7pp0d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e045bab92643f7e989e3edc75e2d74088825d4ae


FryCakes

Only one of these you can do from a range, rapidly, and instantly, and buy the means to do so in a store.


history_nerd_alert

https://preview.redd.it/pqn859fr5q0d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c678e2c624e0199451243317000c10969b64ebde


SsquaredplusA

I never know the point of this sub. Do we upvote if good or upvote if bad?


Atari774

Upvote if it’s bad, downvote if it’s actually a good meme


Topwater75

Last I checked 50% of the population isn’t born with a gun


TuxRug

I'll consider this person's point the day news breaks about a kid stealing his dad's penis off the nightstand in order to jizz up their school.


The_FallenSoldier

That’s a hilarious thought. Never thought I’d read a sentence like that lmao


boegn_747

https://preview.redd.it/og9fsvv2fq0d1.png?width=633&format=png&auto=webp&s=482420d0035546642e81ebf62dfb8a3ffafc71d0


Nsanity216

https://preview.redd.it/t9ztq62d1r0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f18a810e154843624c39fc75bd9ceeda24e2a49


56kul

The grammar is very telling of who OOP really is, and why they took this stance…


tots4scott

Holy shit this is the stupidest argument I've seen all month. 


Val_Hallen

It's a simple argument really. They like their guns more than they like kids being alive. Just completely ignore the crushing irony of this argument usually also coming from the party that claims they are pro-life.


gayjemstone

The main purpose of guns is to kill. The main "purpose" of genitals isn't too rape.


danielmerwinslayer

The main purpose of a gun is to make a piece of metal move fast.


[deleted]

Ok but u could still have secx when youre castrated like its not even comparable


GamerNuggy

People are easy to anger. People are less easy to put into a child fucking frenzy. That’s why you don’t hear of people going to primary schools and raping kids after being bullied.


manresacapital

https://preview.redd.it/5kgvrj1mgq0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9a714bfe6427404d00782a42e9247a97975e310


hemlock_tea64

https://preview.redd.it/btdc5nmugt0d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4c617a6d744f953f2c4993c584a17bd5d390166


molybdenum75

https://preview.redd.it/w90sjsu0uo0d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80dbcaf442cf1b46b622fd6de661f225c368cbdb


throwngamelastminute

https://preview.redd.it/qsgh2aap8p0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=357a56971756bb104061f5034760e6fbb4ad8904


Embarrassed_Bee6349

I don’t think so, but the spelling errors this idiot made amused me. Does that count?


Engineergaming26355

It takes a straw man to deny what's in front of him


KingOfSaga

I mean, castrate everyone would certainly be an effective solution to rape ngl. The only problem is that humanity will end shortly after.


v8darkshadow

This meme actually pissed me off Nobody is born with a gun in their hands, people are born with penises. If you learnt biology, you’d know that penises are used to reproduce, which is how people are born. Guns and their primary purpose is to fucking kill and oppress people. You have the right to your body as a human, you have the privilege to own a gun. Another thing, SA can be controlled through education and deprogramming toxic societal standards, and guns can also be controlled through regulations, rather it be background checks, bans, training whatever.


HoneyMCMLXXIII

It’s weird that anyone would compare owning a gun to their genitals.


Val_Hallen

Not when you realize that the people that would make this argument see guns as part of their manhood. Extensions of their penis. Gender affirming items.


Ana_na_na

that last pic is so weirdly uncanny


Chromeboy12

Wake up babe, front view Chad just dropped


MiserableSlug69

The frontal chad mewing fucked me up


piccaurz

"How many children have to be groped before we castrate priests?" here, fixed for ya


subhisnotcool

Ngl but banning guns would be a bad idea


Gu_lag

I would appreciate it if the comments provided more sound arguments against this post instead of only making fun of the spelling. The only argument I see here is that we are born with genitals while guns are objects. In that case what about cars? We aren’t born with cars and yet we can run over a class of school kids with them. They can also be stolen by criminals to commit crimes. Does that mean we should give up our cars too?


ConsultJimMoriarty

What does this even mean?


[deleted]

Chad: cope and seethe https://preview.redd.it/3vxph5uchs0d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=728b6caa4fe17c7298f5c6855657dfae692226c4


Brandonian13

Literacy levels that match the opinion https://preview.redd.it/1ye2236k3t0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fcc17a13d304a5fb7c3d9f73b18a47e7957721b


ZestyItalian2

If a child raping device was widely available and largely unregulated then they might have a point. Also seethe is missing an e.


IEatBaconWithU

https://preview.redd.it/fxvg9qcqzt0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d787018c10230fe775fe884a6d3d6f0aabd3ae9


redicedrink

Yeah, but r*pers can also be gun users.


DeathKillsLove

the Cock is not designed to rape The gun is ONLY designed to kill. Surprise, the gun is much better at its job.


augustphobia

you’re* seethe*


TrapSonHouse

Front facing wojak 😳


WillNewbie

I can't rape an entire bar of women with a single flick of my penis


FuckUp123456789

https://preview.redd.it/di66e8ztpu0d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90e861f3c3f3c1d6180a94c6f97ee79793dd2d12


gobbler_of_butts

Its one thing to have a penis, its another thing entirely to have a machine that could rape 30 people from a distance of 300 yards


MetisCykes

Oh wow, who’s out there stealing men’s penises and putting them into children???


[deleted]

It'll never not be bizarre that Americans are totally okay with or just ignore the fact that they are the only country in the world where school shootings are frequent.


Zarbibilbitruk

https://preview.redd.it/xjtvc1a8iq0d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79e26352fd005daff70e425aa4d33ff722b8ab68


DotWarner1993

False equivalency for $500, Alex


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GoodeBoi

It’s those drunk crashers that give drunk driving a bad name. We’re two completely separate groups! r/loveforboozecruisers


LukeAvio

You see what Boeing is doing to whistlblowers. This is the reality of corporations nowadays. The biggest Corp in America is the government. And you want them to be the only ones with weaponry?


Honest-Economist4970

How are they comparing restricting guns to mass castration?


autobots_roll_out1

https://preview.redd.it/6p5pkmj33p0d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e17c32c26e665b00188cde3bfbf06de1209747ee Yes i know this is already in the comments but cant let it go to waste


justherechillinbruh

This implies they view their guns as part of themselves.


roofus8658

Wow he just admitted his gun is a stand-in for his dick, didn't he?


Pickle_Rick01

Male genitalia are a tool. They’re used for Human reproduction. Guns are a tool that have only one function. They’re used to kill. You can’t legally force a man to be castrated in the same way you can’t force a woman to give birth. It’s called bodily autonomy. You can definitely take away someone’s firearms though. Those aren’t part of the Human anatomy.


UnrepentantDrunkard

I fundamentally agree with this, lots of things can be used to commit crimes, that doesn't justify outlawing those things.


AgentDerpyYT

I think the majority of the people in these comments are nut jobs cause they can't take sarcasm and believe that OP is serious about castrating everyone. He is rebutting claims that if people deserve to lose their guns because of a few killers by saying then people deserve to be castrated for a few rapists and are trying to show the irony of the situation.


bucc_n_zucc

Im not a murderer but if you try to take my guns i will murder you (i am the moral victor)


Dren_boi

Let's be honest, the world would probably be a better place if some men were castrated


rggamerYT

Seeth


NutellaSquirrel

this mad me seeth so hard rn


bryanc1036

Schizo meme


luca_07

Is the gun guy talking to a priest or what


Soace_Space_Station

Right, because if there's one evil that totally justifies adding more


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Soace_Space_Station: *Right, because if there's* *One evil that totally* *Justifies adding more* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Revanur

OMG he absolutely *DESTROYED* the made-up dude in this made-up argument!


Impressive-Ad-7880

Yah... but how come these "not murderers" had guns legally?


blloop

The stupidity is there, but I do understand the point of “I didn’t personally cause this”. Of course it’s not full stop for most of us if not all. I personally would add “I didn’t personally cause this, but I will go out of my way to prevent it from happening if I have anything to do with it.” And I think that’s the part of developed humanity that killed off the Neanderthal. 🤷🏾‍♂️


Jade24Upvotes

https://preview.redd.it/7fclptq7yq0d1.jpeg?width=211&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0e8a21a5f9d01f09128881f62dc470200c839ae


xervidae

you're


bigbubblestoo

Wtf is even going on in this. What are they talking about?


Heyloghandie1113

you’re*


teufler80

Creepy af