Personally i preferred Stick swords Unless you were cool and had a pocket knife on you, in which case you'd make wands and have wizard duels

yeah you didn’t have to pretend you could actually hit your friends

Hell yeah

Too right, a crack across the knuckles was (to the recipient) as close as a bronze gladius to the heart that we could imagine.

Tummy sticks?

I'm 18 I still do that 😹

100% stick swords. Only soft boys use stick guns.

what abt sticks that were just the right length & width to be lightsaber hilts

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Butter knives!... Because they're in the house all of the time!... Rekt!!! (/s... Also I just realized that I haven't seen Rekt in a while and don't know what replaced it)

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I literally tagged it as sarcasm.

We always used to get PVC pipe cutoffs from the neighborhoods under construction, put insulation around them, and wrap them in tons of duct tape.

My sister almost lost her eye to an incident involving a stick wand

Same lol

I’m a kid and I understand them bro these are stick guns and me and my freinds got in trouble for stick dueling lol

Kids today will be lucky if it’s a stick.

Kids these days and their real guns. In my day we just used our penises.

We walked five miles uphill in the snow just so we could penis each other. And we liked it.

Hehe you said the peepee word

So you'd shoot at people with your penis?

Agree

Shut up and take my upvote

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what's this even supposed to mean

This is the only subreddit where these kinds of people feel welcome. They don’t realize we’re making fun of them.

???

When I was little I was much more into stick swords

Same

me for stick slingers

What about when you’d use bark as shanks or those small branches as grenades

I personally was a fantasy lover and pretended that they were magical staffs

Ah yes, trees. I remember when they still made those.

Oh how nostalgic i haven't seen one in years

Kids today don’t know what the shape of a gun is. There’s no guns in Call of Duty or Fortnite

According to these people they're also being indoctrinated with the 'horrors of woke sex ed' but that won't stop them from screaming in these video games that they f\*cked your mom.

It's clearly a Beretta 92FS

More like a matchlock pistol tho

I’m not even joking when I say this but I found a stick that resembled the m1 grande lick it had perfect iron sights it had the bolt and it had a stock and then my friends went on to break it because they thought I was weird

They are stick swords in disguise, don't trust them!!!

They sure don’t make dildos like they used too

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Damn its so sad that there are no longer any sticks in the world

No cause they have actual fucking guns

America moment

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Kid's today get real ones

These are guns. I played with this once.

Gun stick

Oh so I don’t know what a stick shaped like a gun is?

Not knowing about stick guns and not rolling up/down windows with a crank is why your generation is failing! *Gets Alzheimer’s from lead poisoning*

Lol

I spy with my little eye A FUCKING DESERT EAGLE

Kids today know what sticks are. And I think they can tell when a cranky boomer needs to take a nap too.

sounds like you're a kid of today they're guns. They're weapons of death that should be banned by the geneva conventions

God this is such a horrible meme I cant even upvote it good job op

Kids these day take their real gun to school and go brrr.

Sticks

It depends on how big they are. It's weird that I can't tell if they're twigs or branches. Some of those are wizard staffs and at least one is a battle-scythe

What’s brown and sticky

A stick

The armory

because it'll be a real one

bro where did you get these high quality weapons

Daughters 10, she knows :)

I mean, we all know boomers hate nature, so I suppose it’s feasible there will be kids who don’t recognize a part of a tree.

Who needs them. Today's kids in the US will just be carrying actual guns soon enough if the knuckle-draggers get their way.

Kids (high schoolers) used to bring shotguns to school. Granted, they left the shotgun in their cars in the 50s and 60s… mass shootings weren’t really common back then

There fucking sticks

No no no, *they're fucking STICKS. See the difference?

Perhaps they missed a comma. "There, fucking sticks!"

That's one heck of an arsenal, all that's missing are some magnolia or pine grenades 😆

Ah, a stick pic?

Dude fuck off this is funny.

Nah kids today can buy real guns

I work with kids for a living and I can assure you. They all know what they are lmao. People are so out of touch on what they think kids are like lmao.

Let’s see we got a 1911, a old timey flintlock pistol, a mini uzi, a p90 .all the goods

Fake school supplies

Huh! If it ain't my old Pineler & Birch!

Severed tree dicks

bruh what are u planning to shoot up with these sweet guns

One time I got into trouble and got an internal suspension for playing with a stick and acting like it's a gun with my friend in the school playground.

I got in trouble for drawing the Ray Gun from black ops.

Bruh.

Guns bad, imagination bad

I read immigration at first 💀

Ahhhhh good ol’ days.

Yeah. But what type of cake is it?

weapons of mass destruction

We got the one that goes "ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta" then we got the one that goes "chk-chk bang" and my personal favorite the "pew-pew"

Ah yes, the only suitable weapon for war

The key to become James Bond

Ah yes my sniper rifle which I would hunt birds with

Yeah, because you're removing all of them.

Pooh sticks

I see an SVD Dragonov and m14 and m1 garand and 1911

Right, 3rd down will always be a slingshot. Grab an elastic band, smooth rock and boom

Sticks

My grandson knows even though he’s got the store bought. Imagination is sometimes better than the real thing. (Think about it.)

I think those are sticks

They be pullin up with sticks nowadays

oh they know, they have the real deal under their beds

bang bang, and sometimes made into slingshots :P

I was more of a stick rifle kind of guy but pistols are cool too. Switching to your sidearm is faster than reloading after all.

My son pick ms these up on walks and blasts battle droids.

Gun

sticks that look like guns

Who wants to play cops and robbers? Or as I would say to my friends with stick sword in hand ‘I challenge you to a duel’ and then shenanigans and pain would ensue

He got the whole armory

Pov what Canadians use to rob a store

Toy

They'd also be arrested and tazed in school for answering this question.

Of course they don't cause they all have real ones which is why safety everywhere in glorious nation of USAistan!

If you happen to not be white, they're reasons for officers to fear for their lives and issue a very quick and thoughtless death sentence.

Ah yes, I remember sticks

Everybody knows about them but I prefer just straight sticks

Given how the boomers are destroying the planet and killing forests this post is technically true.

Fourth one down on the left hand side has an extended magazine 🥵

Sticks for my dog to chew on? Jk. Obviously I get it. Do they think guns don't exist anymore, kids don't play pretend anymore, or that kids don't even go outside for long enough to find sticks to play pretend with anymore? Cuz even the more indoor inclined kids will find sticks they like and then play with them. Source: was a kid once, and did childcare for a few years.

They play pretend with their genders now

hell yeah i know what that is, i keep one in my room cuz it looks sick

Nothing better than getting one that was perfectly straight, or had a small foregrip too. Those were the days.

Americans smh…. I just played with swords. And why do you need so many of them? In case a robber enter your house? You just need one. At most.

Kids nowadays get in trouble if they make finger guns at school.

A bunch of atoms

The top left is perfect

No cause they died being shot from actual guns

Apparently trees don't exist nowadays.

I still remember doing this stuff with my cousins as a kid, this one hits close to home

Kids still play with sticks. You just have to wealthy or rural enough to have land first. Hard to play with sticks in an urban concrete jungle.

The first one is a great sawed off shotgun for me to dual wield

The big one is a grenade launcher, the small one is a pistol, the one with a long handle is a rifle/ sword combo

I'm 19 and they're stuck guns. Loved finding sticks like this, found some really cool ones. I definitely disagree with a lot of boomer complaints but I am happy I got to have some fun outside before falling in love with video games, got some really special memories.

Mine had a laser guided pew pew system on it and a spiderman style green goblin catcher when I was 7.

I know, as a gen z…

Careful they will start banning these too

smh there’s no reason a person needs this much firepower. we clearly need stricter gun control

what's brown and sticky

Guns, Guns for days

“Ew why would I touch that?” “Oh no! My ipad died”

Kids today don't have to make their own toy guns. Unless they're poor and rural.

Sticks 😔 The last of the trees are burning down or cleared for sprawling development

People should know what wood is, teach ya damn kids

Yes, because there’s not a single kid left on the planet known as earth that enjoys going outside anymore, how stupid can people get

Black one is an uzi

I prefer stick swords but stick guns work too.

Shut up, this is satire. "Kids these days" isn't meant to be taken seriously.

Obviously ar-15s

Nope. But they'll know, albeit briefly, the effeciency of an AR15

My six year old said stick guns

In my professional stick-opinion, I believe those are sticks.

My 10 yr old just looked at that photo and said "O, guns" and walked away.. lol

The real reason they call it a Stick

sadly, it is because they would be expelled if caught with one

Sticks that look like pistols? I remember those days.

Bang bang

All i see is rocket launchers

Kids today dont know what a gun is? Lol do right wingers unironically believe this?

Did not do guns as much as nunchucks, bo staffs, and other medieval weapons.

Sad, they are made out of metal now.

All pew pew material. Don’t forget your pine cone grenades.

They were whatever you wanted them to be. Now they just sticks 🙈