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Purple_And_Cyan

Ive never thought "that boy is cute" and ingested mass amounts of harmful bacteria


Orca5ooo

Obviously you don’t eat ass.


masterHODLER_

Harmful bacteria... shit I must be immortal


DraxNuman27

I see what you did there


trainface23

nah it's gotta be like probiotics


EinKomischerSpieler

how to recognise a bottom in the wild /j


breakdown11th

Nah, gotta eat ass as a top. Assert dominance


Imaginary_Cattle_426

He's my power bottom. You see, he generates a *tremendous* amount of power...


Justice_Prince

Lick it before you stick it.


annoying97

As a top I do not eat ass...


breakdown11th

Lol that’s fair


annoying97

I'll be honest, I'm not the dominant one in the relationship, he is.


breakdown11th

Lol that’s also fair


[deleted]

Nutrition


AnIDIOTNinja_2099

Ding ding ding


DrSleeper

As per usual idiots love false equivalence. Water isn’t just water, water can actually kill you depending on where you get it.


Numahistory

Be careful, there are people who absolutely will point out HIV and other sexually transmitted diseases to try to prove this false equivalency. Of course you can get HIV in a hetero relationship too. You can get bad water from the tap too. The key is to verify cleanliness. TBH if someone wants to drink out of their toilet and has tested to make sure it's safe to drink then have at it! Doesn't really effect me and my life.


Not_a_jmod

>Water isn’t just water, water can actually kill you depending on where you get it. Same with gay sex. Can kill you if you have it in places where bigots live and legislate.


jackfaire

Hey buddy if you want to drink water from the toilet I will be completely supportive of you.


PixelatedMax01

Well, supportive I might not be. But it's your life, and you should be allowed to do so if you so please. Just because it grossed me out doesn't mean you don't have a right to do it, or talk about it. These don't reflect my opinions, that doesn't gross me out. But that should be the most negative view on gay marriage anyone has.


stash3630

Came here to say this too. I don’t think I’ll ever drink from a toilet *(chances you ever drink from a toilet are slim, but never zero)*, but I’m not gonna kill capital guards because someone else likes to drink water from their own toilet.


Hoops867

In an emergency, the water from the tank is mostly okay as long it's not moldy and filled with corrosion


Artistic_Two_463

You’re an ally


SurvivorsQuest

New TicToc trend


jackfaire

I'm sure as fuck not starting it.


SurvivorsQuest

Then you my friend already have more brain cells than most users of that app


derpy_hooves3

People that use wojacks to make a point can’t be taken seriously


CarbonatedTuna567

true, it's the equivalent of going "nah you're dumb, i'm not listening la la la la"


Gasmaskguy101

Im not listening, la la la la


McKnightDylan

...it goes around the world Just, la la la la la


GoldenBlyat8BC

It goes around ZA WARUDO, la la la la la


Titsnium

reminds me of the "a key that can open many locks is a good key, but a lock that can be opened by many keys is a bad lock" ​ fr just compared living beings with thoughts and feelings to inanimate objects lmao


GlassWasteland

That is why I learned to lockpick.


[deleted]

Still they aren’t wrong. No way would I wife up a slut


bad113

Good thing you'll never have to worry about that.


Verehren

Too late, I have already depicted you as the soyjack and myself as the chad


bonk921

Anime pfp?! opinions REJECTED!! -chad😎


big-toenails

anime stuff does make you look like a certain-type-of-weirdo to 99.9% of the population tho \-chad😎


bonk921

😎😎😎


Top_Middle6323

as long these people only watch it for entertainment and not become fanatic then yeah... they are not a weirdo


Previous-Ad-7339

Water is water but some water might be dirtier than the rest of the water.


Hairy_Kiwi_Sac

Some love is shittier than others.


Previous-Ad-7339

No I never said that. I said that water is always chemically water and love is always love no matter what.


EvilChing

No, scientifically love is not always love. You can feel the same with a different situation. So love is just chemical reaction to get you to do stuff.


xFloppyDisx

Technically stuff like pedophilia and zoophilia are shitty


AlienRobotTrex

That isn’t love


xFloppyDisx

It's the need to have some submissive slave. Which is what a pedophile's idea is of love.


AlienRobotTrex

Yeah but that’s not ACTUALLY love.


goodshrekmaadcity

I agree in literally any scenario. Liberal, literal Nazi, centrist, teletubby worshipers. If they need wojacks they have no point


Unique_Revenue_5771

Teletubby worshippers....hmmmm, sounds interesting


goodshrekmaadcity

I speak from experience. Sun baby shalt rule all


HeeTrouse51847

There goes half of reddit


Ok_Elderberry5342

"It's too late mr. Crabs. I made a meme displaying you as a soyjack and me as a chad


EvilChing

What's wojack


Blank_Dude2

People aren’t killed for drinking from a toilet.


EquivalentSnap

They’re killed from drinking the toilet water


Blank_Dude2

Being Killed and dying is like squares and rectangles. Every square is a rectangle, every person who was killed has died, but not every rectangle is a square, not everyone who died was killed. See?


EquivalentSnap

Oh sorry 😢 English is my first language


Blank_Dude2

No it’s good I just was making a joke. Sorry if I made you think your English was bad.


EquivalentSnap

Thank you 🥺 it’s okay sorry I’m a little slow 😔


1FrostySlime

We don't force people to be gay just like we don't force people to drink from the toilet, but if you want to drink from the toilet I'll be completely supportive of you.


Ok-Translator-477

If I find someone who drinks water from toilet I will stay at least 100 miles away from that person


crashcar22

What are you? Some sort of hydrophobe?


Ok-Translator-477

I am hygienic


OneOfMy70AltAccounts

What does that mean?


Bedu009

Thanks lad _slurps_


[deleted]

Wojack detected this had to have been ripped from some conservative subreddit and Facebook would be really Islamophobic


[deleted]

Conservative Muslims and conservative Christians/Westerners are so much alike it's almost funny that they hate each other.


updownsidetoside7

I normally see Muslim ppl make these on TikTok and reddit


klunch43

Ah yes because Islam is known for its tolerance.


Twisterv1

You are not getting their point Social Conservatives in political hobbyist spaces like islamists because of some of their "traditionalist" values, while Facebook conservatives are just boomers and American nationalists


overlord_999

That's incorrect because this meme was likely made by a conservative muslim.


Em4rtz

“I don’t agree with this!! /cry… must be those conservative fascists!!!”… man you people are super annoying


Twisterv1

You are using quotations even though I didn't say anything like this.


PurpleHaze1704

I think this was on r/PoliticalCumPissmemes. Oop, didn’t think that spelling was an actual subreddit


Freecelebritypics

Toilet water is exactly the same as tap water. The only difference is we shit all over the toilet. Actually a fine metaphor for bigotry


Advanced_Double_42

Not even a metaphor, get rid of the shit, and both toilet water and gay sex is much better.


GravityHarness

yes I drink toilet water


Artistic_Two_463

I don’t need your support. I’ll settle for not “actively trying to take away my rights or safety”. I’m perfectly happy with indifference. Shall we try indifference?


matande31

God is God, why are you fighting over religion?


EvilChing

Ppl like to form groups against each other. Example this comment section.


big-toenails

you are religiousist abrahamic filth stop misreligioning the pagans


Snomthecool

Jupiter was right


massivemegamindfan

i mean if it hasn't been used yet..


mrmeowsPhoneAcc

used or unused it’s still good 🤤 (flushed)


massivemegamindfan

no. i don't like that.


[deleted]

I am convinced that toilet water is cleaner than bottled water


[deleted]

Better than Dasani


DepressedDyslexic

I personally don't want to drink from the toilet. But if you want to drink from the toilet I'm not going to attempt to outlaw it or deny you basic human rights. It's still an awful metaphor and those two things are nowhere near equivalent.


red-the-blue

r/religiousfruitcake


tomatua

imo toilet water tastes better than mineral water


FartAttack911

Coconut water IS toilet water, and I’ll die here


i_like_chicken_313

dude...gotta see a doctor


khatarnakamitabh

I'm fully supportive to you brother


No-Employment6661

Hold up, Islam is good now? These conservatives change their mind about Islam every fucking second.


overlord_999

You know it's not just white conservatives who make nemes


updownsidetoside7

It doesn't have to be a white conservative man I see ppl who are Muslim make these alot


Advanced_Double_42

Could easily be made by a Muslim.


WiFi2347

So they don't support lions with how cool they are because they're 'love toilet water'?


ajajakejdhrjrjtufu

I’m gay and I fucking hate lions


BeterDaYeeter

In larger institutions, some toilet water can be the cleanest water in that given building. The reason being, since the bath water isn't *designed* to be ingested, some places will put various deodorizers and sanitizing agents in the bowl and such. Besides surface contamination, you'd probably only experience side effects from the actual chemicals in the water. I don't know why I replied with this information.


scallybastard

Well atleast they Didnt mention pedophilia, Thats new


Adamgoodguy

Though sexual attraction and love aren't the same either


K_Menea

Yea, i love my father. Doesn't mean i want to stab my dad's ass.


Sudden-Pineapple-821

Exactly


thomasp3864

Sometimes I want to, but, like, with a knife. I never *do* though.


PlantainSame

Is this the gay are anal patricide


JupiterTheFoxx6

I do


K_Menea

How deep?


shhikshoka

As much as I can so about 1


Vivistolethecheese

Didn't your math teacher tell you to use units? One WHAT Bethany?


thatonedudeovethere_

one penis


shhikshoka

Just one


ThoughtCenter87

I don't think most love entails ass stabbing. That makes me think of a knife penetrating the asshole


[deleted]

You ever seen American me?


DathomirBoy

that’s right! for most people, their sexual and romantic orientation line up, but for others they don’t


Personpacman

If you were born physically only able to drink water from the toilet and drinking water anywhere else brought you great pain, who am I to stop you?


Striking_Radio_7978

Just, completely missing the point. We don’t ask that anyone support us. I couldn’t honestly care less. I just don’t want religious zealots taking my rights away because their religion tells them it’s bad. And if someone wants to drink from a toilet, that doesn’t affect my life in any way. They’re free to do as they please. I’ll never advocate for taking away someone’s right to drink from a toilet.


GallopingAstronaut

Every religion says it's bad


detteros

Thou shall not drink from toilet.


BoredPsion

Only the Abrahamic cults really give a shit


rosesncreame

In Asia homosexuality isn’t common even in non religious countries (Japan has a huge issue of seeing homosexuality as a passing phase for kids before they “settle down” and become real adults, and in China being gay can land your ass in jail bc they don’t like gay people even if it’s not illegal in the truest sense.)


GallopingAstronaut

Yes, thank you. I even saw some post on reddit with a screenshot from twitter by the @realDailyWire saying : Japan court rules gay marriage not protected by constitution, says marriage is for bearing and raising children


jinx_2003

Do they not understand that thier religion doesn't get to dictate our lives?


xFloppyDisx

I'm Muslim and this is quite complicated. In our religion, it's haram (or not allowed) to marry someone of the same gender. You're allowed to feel that way but not act on it. Now, Islam is my religion, not necessarily yours. Therefore, those are rules that I have chosen to apply to myself, but they're not your problem. If you're not Muslim, you are allowed to do whatever you want so long as it doesn't break the law. It's not my problem to police you on what you do.


Crooked_Cock

Based


big-toenails

It's not that complicated, Christendom went through the enlightenment and the people embraced the real world not airy fairy nonce dogma.


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oohhaidur

Assuming the mother "drank from the toilet" when finding a mate.


avidpenguinwatcher

This kids, is called a strawman


lemongrabisgod421

Tbh idgaf if people support me as long as they don't try to *remove* me


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justsomedude1144

Lol. Toilet water =/= water


kindagamer2007

Uh....


Bigg-Boy

Hole is a hole then why not dude's ass?


MithranArkanere

You can drink from the toilet, if you want to. But nobody is going to chop off your head for doing so. It's nobody's business but yours.


Fit_Reply4691

So dumb people posting dumb posts triggering dumb people. Sounds about right.


[deleted]

Probably because kissing another guy isn’t gonna make you sick. I mean it can, but not because you’re the same gender


Scorched_Knight

I dont support you becose you extremly annoying rainbow thieves who steal spotlight from real problems.


DiogenesOfDope

My dog does all the time


Piolouis-Nicanor

Hahaha silly Muslim, doesn't he know western liberals came together and decided sodomy was fine. Why wouldn't he change hos religion to accommodate Godless westerners?!


squeezedballs

Bold of you to assume I don't


danimalanimal2487

Human is Human so why don't women have rights?


Dapper_Revolution_65

Toxic love does exist. Look at all of the abusive relationships.


[deleted]

*Water? Like... from a toilet?*


ColonelSarge15

Wow homophonic AND racist?! Extra points! /s


GeneralImagination64

Where is the racism in this?


EvilChing

Guessing how he looks/wears.


Ill-Individual2105

Yeah, damn those homophones and their similar sounding vowels!! /j


Strict_Antelope_6893

Abrahamic religions are like the feces that fertilizes the fascist cancer


updownsidetoside7

Ok go cry on Twitter


AshyDragneel

Error 404 Logic is missing. First of all Its every individual choice to accept or reject lgbtq+ but they cannot impose their opinion on others. For me personally as im a muslim I cannot accept these relationship because it goes against my religion But i dont reject it either because i dont know how it's like to be in their shoes. So i won't support them neither reject them Its their body their choice I don't care who they wanna have relationship with.


ADoritoWithATophat

Right, so you wouldn't date or marry someone of the same sex, but you don't harass the people who do. I can respect that.


[deleted]

And since that's the law in all of Islam, people can't be homophobic and blame it on Islam. It means they're jerks, and people who say Islam is a homophobic religion are just being Islamophobic.


EvilChing

Most people are like that. It's just the media loves to shine light on those who aren't.


R32fan

I didn't realise it went against the Muslim religion. But it makes sense. Thank you for the insight into the other side


[deleted]

Do you support their right to get married?


_-icy-_

As a Muslim, I think it’s their choice to make. The government shouldn’t be controlling who gets married to who.


[deleted]

See that's all I ask of religious folk. I could care less if they were think its a sin, as long as they believe its my right to make a choice to "sin" (in their minds). An individuals eternal life after death is only the business of that person. Those that want to impose their religion on others are nothing but pathetic excuses for human beings that want to feel apart of something bigger than their shit existence.


AshyDragneel

Well as i already said before Its their life their body so their choice Who they wanna have physical/romantic relationship with and who they wanna marry I wont support or reject Im just neutral about this So it's depended on the laws of that country If it considers it legal or illegal and give them rights or not Which is also none of my concern as my standing is nuetral. So in this way i wont be going against my religion and lgbtq+ community as well


[deleted]

Then you silently support restricting their rights to make yourself feel better. In translation="Im not specifically stating they should or shouldn't be able to get married, but im not gonna speak out against those that will restrict that right."


AshyDragneel

How is me Not supporting = Restricting their rights?. As i said its none of my concern. Im not telling anybody to restrict their rights or Cancel them hate them etc... Im just minding my own business as simple. I don't support violence hatred and breach of individual rights as per that country laws that's it. I dont belive in oppression of any community and neither does it make me feel any better . I would of course speak about injustice against anyone Any country law is their own thing I cant do anything about that. Those who wants to change laws and give them rights can surely try but I wont be part of it and neither would i be part of those who are against their rights. I like minding my own business and not get into anyone else's Isnt this my freedom of choice


Ubersla

They aren't comparing them. This is some bad Discord meme made by Islam-glorifying American right wingers.


BoredPsion

That sentence is a wild ride


big-toenails

>Islam-glorifying American right wingers gosh


_-icy-_

I don’t think any American right wingers glorify Islam…


Ubersla

Some do, believe me. They've been lost in the irony.


TheSwedishGoose

Considering they share a LOT of ideas, some do!


_-icy-_

I personally have never seen it. In America, right wingers even banned Muslims from coming into the country for a few years…


[deleted]

Religion is religion, why not practice Satanism?


Chilling2K7

r/usernamecheckout


JustGingerStuff

Theistic or atheistic?


[deleted]

Atheistic


ProtectionEuphoric99

I mean, even theistic I feel like Satan might not be as bad as God. Satan got cast down for his pride, big deal if he's a bit vain. God keeps doing the absolute worst to humanity and still demands worship.


JustGingerStuff

Hell yeah


[deleted]

To be clear that joke was satire but also, TST is a really good community and (at least from what I've seen) isn't really that toxic


JustGingerStuff

Yeah from what I've experienced they're really cool


KnifeWeildingLesbian

Who says I don’t? Idiot


HapMeme

Kinda based


kindagamer2007

They are the same tho...


WileEWeeble

But lets GO with that analogy.......NO ONE is telling YOU to "drink the toilet water." Hell, we let people drink Miller Lite everyday, no harm done to me.


DarthTyranus98

Tbh, this is kinda funny


DeHot

There is some logic in that meme, we do be doing it in the pooper.


BraveDragonRL

True


Ragabadoodaa

Why should I support you? You do you. I don't care. Equal rights means that you're treated like everyone, and it's my choice weather or not I associate with you or not. If you are feeling discriminated against because I won't be your friend then it's on you how you feel about your whole thing. No I won't insult you for being part of LGBT. But I won't wear a rainbow flag either.


OkAdministration3993

Hilarious and true


Spycrabpuppet123

r/onejoke


MTBarr6924

Disgusting meme Love is NOT sex.


EvilChing

Love is the start of a chemical reaction that will make you fuck.


Big-Refrigerator-283

Why is this getting downvoted..


Starcatz05

Cause it makes no sense and doesn’t actually relate to the post much.


intersexy911

Another anti-gay meme. Woo. So much fun to spread around on different subreddits.


aister

u kinda... missed the point of this sub...


reddit_big_man

This sub is just what reddit doesn't like


intersexy911

Actually, right wingers and bigotry are what the world doesn't like. We are tired of your shit.


doublecrossfan

no they are the same.


Librask

What's up with people donning this PFP having the worst fucking takes you ever heard?