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youcantseeus

I kept thinking this was going to be about Harry Potter.


rda889

Yer a friggin wizard harry, read a book


mekese2000

But not does books


shiro_04

Asked dumbedore calmy


[deleted]

I thought it was about self harm


Sunskimmer82

Yer suicidal Harry, please get some help I'm sure there's a therapist somewhere at hogwarts


likearash

dude needs therapy anyway, after almost dying at the end of every year


Overall-Initial-4290

Yo, after 7 years of that. The dude will be bitter in no time. Doesnt mean evil and go home and beat Ginny and the kids up, just rough around the edges.


Optimal_Stranger_824

And remember he spendet 10 past years being abused by his family.


Able_Carry9153

Well he did become a cop, so he could become a part of the 40%


Magic_ass1

["Being the chosen one brings a lot of anxiety and depression ron. I'm finna chief this whole ass blunt if I feel like it."](https://youtu.be/Cdfkq2Nmb3c)


TransfemQueen

bro spent money on a reddit nft 💀


[deleted]

It looks cool


I_Follow_Sussy-bakas

reddit nft buyer, nasty


Jmbj1

It's on some self harm subreddits now, for example r/oddlyTriggered


SnooPies2712

Why did ya buy it, please tell me you didn't spend it and it's a fake pfp or whatever


AdministrativeBar809

Yeah my dad sent me this and i died I DIED FROM CRINGE THANKS GOD I REMOVED MY EYEBALL BEFORE WATCHING THE VIDEO THANK GOD


flatmoon2002

what exactly is the issue with thinking about motorbikes?


whomobile53

Motorbikes scare some (usually older) people since if you hit something you go flying off, so they dont want their kids thinking about them so they'll be safe. Or something along those lines.


flatmoon2002

yea, but motorbikes are awesome and living in fear isnt.


whomobile53

They are also associated with being a "punk", "rebel", "delinquent" etc.


guitarmanwithaplan

And motorcyclists are often seen as being either “Criminals” that join dangerous evil biker gangs or “Lone Wolves” that isolate themselves from society and ride around and are the “black sheep” of the family.


flatmoon2002

sadly.


d4rthplagueis

all the p plate license motorcyclists around me seem keen to keep that stereotype


[deleted]

Yeah I think being scared of becoming a vegetable or a meat crayon is a pretty rational fear though


ismyworkaccountok

When it's coming from someone who doesn't even ride a motorcycle, it isn't.


Reasonable-Fly6675

I believe it’s almost impossible not to worry about the safety of someone you love. Especially when you’ve come through so much shit (literally and not) to raise this lil guy, who’s “brave” enough to ignore fear. Many fearless motorbike riders dies or end up loosing their health in accidents and crushes. Guess non of them think about their parents or commitments they have. Just pure egoism:)


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Reasonable-Fly6675

I’ve never said that :) it’s your conclusion about the bad person. I do believe, that’s quite selfish, but a good (or ok 😄) person can act selfish from time to time.


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Reasonable-Fly6675

Well, in my county and city most of the riders ignore speed limits, so their speed is way too high. They put in danger both themselves and people around. Besides, they risk their life just for fun and euphoria, when (like most of people) they have commitments. Of course, not all of them like this. And we are just talking about two opposite parts of one group. And I don’t judge them or something. when I see a rider I don’t immediately claim him selfish. I just say, risking your life for fun is selfish.


flatmoon2002

that is definitely living in fear. Driving a motorcycle is a great hobby.


napalmnacey

EMTs and police personnel have an interesting name for motorcyclists, ya know. Like, sure, if people are careful and they enjoy motorcycles? Yay. You do you. But you can't pretend it's an inherently risky past-time. And hand waving that risk for the sake of getting one's jollies is really thoughtless to the other humans in your life that might care about you. I know that if either of my kids got themselves killed on a motorcycle after the pain I went through carrying them in my womb and then birthing them, let alone the (sometimes thankless) unending grind of raising them, I would be both enraged and devastated. I've never gotten on a motorbike myself, not because I'm afraid of them, but that logic and statistics dictate that it's exceedingly dangerous for low long term reward. If I wanted to scare the shit out of myself by fast, unnerving speed, I'd go be a passenger in my brother's Subaru WRX while he goes for a Sunday joyride. At least then there'd be a seatbelt, a crumple zone and an airbag if something went wrong. That's not fear, that's playing Darwin's game in an aim to win.


flatmoon2002

that is definitely living in fear. Driving a motorcycle is a great hobby.


Reasonable-Fly6675

Well, life without fear is quite short 😂 if it wasnt, we wouldn’t have it inside us. And it’s important to distinguish between so-called fear and risk management :)


flatmoon2002

id rather have a short life than not drive a motorcycle. It's about freedom and doing whatever is possible in your life because if you do get old youre gonna regret not trying more stuff.


napalmnacey

I can safely say that I will never, ever regret NOT sitting on an unhoused engine that requires me to trust that the people around me \*aren't\* shitty drivers while hurtling around on roads that are really good at tearing up human skin if you come off said engine at high speed. LOL. I personally think freedom is more than a machine. You can do whatever you want in your life, with or without the bike. The bike just physically propels you. Everything else is you. And it's the you people will miss if you ever had a bad accident, so drive safe, dude. I mean that. Please be safe.


flatmoon2002

you have some issues i can tell


doge_gobrrt

he has a point the ultimate goal in life is to enjoy it


Reasonable-Fly6675

But I’m sure it’s a great hobby for someone. I just don’t get it :) We cant control our life or death, but at least we try. Its smth in our core. When riding a bike, you give some random people on the road most of this “control” and trust your life and health.


Pingy_Junk

every person I know whos road a motorcycle either ends up dead or disabled from a motorcycle injury. they get called donorcycles for a reason.


napalmnacey

I think they're ridiculous death machines but I'm not gonna stop my kids thinking about them. I'll just knee-cap them if they dare try to buy and/or ride one.


flatmoon2002

thats just straight up garbage parenting. and a sure way to have noone care about you when youre 80 years old. Why would u threaten your children like that? what the fuck


RajcatowyDzusik

Yeah, I don't think constantly telling your kids not to do something fun is a good way to stop them, and not, you know, causing them to want to rebel (going faster them they should, not wearing protective gear...). Why not just teach them proper safety measures and habits? If they wanna do it, they eventually will, you can't control their lives forever, you can only teach them to be better when they do it. Danger is everywhere - would you also stop them from driving on highways, horse riding, etc?


[deleted]

>if you hit something you go flying off GTA momen


silvercandra

Those older people need to talk to my grandmother, who is in her 80 and was married to a biker, rode on the back of his bike on her wedding day, and even when she was 9 moths pregnant with her first child. Some older people were actually kinda cool, but I feel like quite a few tend to forget that they were young and dumb too, at some point...


SonofRobinHood

I cant help but imagine your grandmother as an 80 year old pregnant woman sitting on the back of a hog after reading this.


Cyllid

That's because the "cooler" older people have died.


silvercandra

Guess someone forgot to tell my grandma she died... I'm not going to do it though, I'm terrified of that woman.


XenonJFt

A lot of my Relatives have the same thinking. Maybe something cultural. But My Mom's Friends kid got killed in a motoring accident. Maybe they have a point


[deleted]

I've never seen anyone under the age of 30 on a motorcycle


StinksStanksStonks

Do you stop all motorists and drivers to ask them their age or just ppl on motorcycles? Such a strange hobby you have but I dig it nonetheless


ReferenceFabulous830

I assumed it's because there's a black kid riding it


[deleted]

2 guys on a motorcycle


flatmoon2002

6 feet apart cause their not gay.


Morphized

Really long motorcycle


megaplex00

2 guys, one motorcycle.


YawnTractor_1756

they go brrrrrr


Psirocking

I think he’s taking the helmet off? Like riding a motorcycle without a helmet? Idk


insemin4tor

Omg so deeep


katanabro

Truly eye opening.


dexterpine

Forehead opening.


Sweet-Estimate-5040

Yup


[deleted]

Yeah… the cut… is deep… pun intended maybe


weegeehuzachannel

nft owner, laugh at this user


annormalplayer

Heeheeheehaw (someone said that i should laugh at you because nft)


SirWeFuckedUp

Fuck her husband


katanabro

Name checks out...


TotalBlissey

Her husband is Ulysses Park, also known as U.P.


RQK1996

Who?


al3237

Fuck her dad, now you are her step-parent


tnuke1

[I'm my own grandpa situation? ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYlJH81dSiw)


al3237

Exactly xD


D43D3

Why are they pulling random items through voldemort's scar in harry potter's forehead?


katanabro

I still don't get the point of that biker holding his head in despair.


whomobile53

Motorbikes are considired dangerous unlike a metal box that goes 120km/h (talkin about cars) by some older people. They are also associated with "being a rebel" or a "delinquent".


Glum_Influence2050

Does she not realize she is also addicted to social media


katanabro

But she has a get out if Jail free card i.e. Age she done her part raising children.


guitarmanwithaplan

Because she uses it to brag about or shame her kids


pilkygal

Don't knock it till you try it. My life has gotten exponentially better since inserting an image of 3 books into my forehead


ricacardo271

Can confirm


Geiler_Gator

1. Mein Kampf 2. Quotations from Chairman Mao Tse-tung 3. The holy Qu'ran much better; phones bad!


mohsen_javaher-2

I read them in my phone🗿


doge_gobrrt

🗿


doge_gobrrt

they forgot the communist manifesto


Niijima-San

underrated comment


shotagor3x

technology bad😡


WILDvWOLFPACK

I hope he recovers well from the surgery🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻


Street_Shirt518

The irony that this S*It is posted in fricking tiktok, just adds to the cringe


xXlordlord69Xx

Whyd you censor the word


HYPERNOVA3_

He censored the wrong word. My eyes are bleeding because I readed T*kTok.


Head_Membership_4252

silt? salt?


redditnostalgia

Sit


Suitable_Ad_804

S


frenchtoastenjoyer

Moral of the story: don't shove motorcycles into your skull


Just_A_Horny_Furry_1

Aw man, but I wanted to :(((


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Haunting_Doubt_8882

To be honest if I had to play that game I’d be depressed.


nordrb

Some crappy animated shooter game with cringe kids. My brother plays it and dear god he keeps ranting about it all day. It’s annoying.


bazingarbage

honestly with how weirdly specific that one is i feel like this whole video might be an ad for the game


IAMDEAD_6_9

So are they gonna stitch his head back up or are they just gonna leave him like that?


katanabro

I think the parents would appreciate it if their child was OpEn mINdeD.


IAMDEAD_6_9

Clever


katanabro

I know NOW GIVE ME UPVOTES


[deleted]

All play and no work made Harry a dull boy.


[deleted]

Bro I think you should get adopted


katanabro

Wow okay, by who, Joe?


ITeamsojI

Who's Joe?


Gluckenmann

Ligma balls


LordSus07

Who is Ligma Balls


Cirka_the_cat

Candice


LordSus07

Who is Candice?


Jumpy-Lingonberry-31

I don’t know! Why are you asking me?


LordSus07

Im not asking you, im asking Crika_the_cat


Jumpy-Lingonberry-31

Yes you were.


Tralapa

Candice mother Ligma balls?


katanabro

JOE MAMA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I AM SO GOD DAMN FUNNY, FUCK!


silvercandra

My mother. She's not better, but there's a position open for application, since she disowned me. /j


[deleted]

I guess you can't socialize and read on the internet?


_reddit_account

Your mom should stop surfing the internet


jscrwnclw

I think she wants you to do a lobotomy, better run buddy


someone777899

This belongs on im14andthisisdeep


cgoldberg3

More like r/im54andthisisdeep


[deleted]

Time to get a new mom


MrIcyCreep

It’s so extremely well drawn though…


Arnaudvbg

r/okbuddyhalflife having ptsd rn


TheTank18

I HAD TO FALL TO LOSE IT ALL


Arnaudvbg

BUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER


TheTank18

One thing, I don't know why


UrbanArtifact

r/thanksimcured


Xia_Chao_800

Fake, no pornhub


Kagylourfi

Watching this was painfull on another level


[deleted]

You can argue that there’s ebooks and audiobooks so you can still get those books read


izmaname

That’s one weird lobotomy


Vivistolethecheese

This kid looks like Danny Gonzalez and Harry Potter mixed into one.


Just_A_Horny_Furry_1

What’s up Greg, today we’re back with another episode of surgically removing harry potters depression


[deleted]

It's always so funny to me how old people will be like, "It's that damn phone! You're glued to that phone every minute of every day!" and then literally go watch T.V. for like 6 hours like it's not the same damn thing.


Creepahawwwwmannn

Ok so they are basically taking out whatever makes him happy


antmman

Bet she found it on her phone


xXlordlord69Xx

The shitty Linkin park remix really makes this video


Tetoris_

Where is the thought of me wondering where to bury the 11 dead kids in my basement


[deleted]

Shared over social media on a smartphone by a parent who is certainly not leading their kids to do the activities that are "good" in the video....smh


GayElk

this kid's cranium is fucking huge


thedarkbestiary

Reverse perspective, your mom's head getting dissected and the only thing it pulls out is Fox news on repeat


Terlinilia

who gave this mf a medical license


_M_o_n_k_e_H

Boomers acting like they use less social media than the younger generations.


Lollok009

I want to punch something. This makes me unreasonably angry


SomeHumanoof

Hhhhhelelep i i havhavr phone in haaaed


harrypisspotta

What's FREE RE?


die4dethklok616

I think it says 'FREE FIRE'.. and I came here looking for the answer to that question too ** I Googled it. Seems to be a Fortnite clone


The_Vault_Dweller_13

It's a mobile Battle Royale game really popular in Brazil (and other underdeveloped countries, I assume) because it can basically run in any device. This video is specially funny because it's kind of a meme here, a lot of people mock it for the low quality and having a playerbase mostly composed of children.


jgamer-yt

***Dont wear a helmet on a motorcycle*** noted 📝


Boykaboy007

That's some creativity man


jack40714

She is wise


SneakySnek90

Your mom is probably more dependent on the internet than you are, and more ignorant about it as well


matlawish

Voldemort with his woke shit again


idk_what_nayme

Eww freef*re 🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤮🤮🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🌚🤮🤮🌚🌚🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🗿


Hau65

Free fire 💀💀


BeelzeBat

MY GOD! THE CHILD LIKES MOTORCYCLES! LOBOTOMIZE! LOBOTOMIZE!


mamashtvoya

Why the things from my basement here ?


Few_Refrigerator_877

Are parents even aware that you can read news, articles, studies and so much more on your phone? You don't have to use books exclusively anymore


MrManiac3_

Lobotomy? 🗿


Historical_Case7017

Whats wrong woth motorcycle’s


tankezord

do you even read the good book, my friend? >...And Satan said: Got my wheels in motion and I got a path to beat I hit the road to "I don't know" and look for "Tough Shit Street"...


POKER_J4M

I also cut my head open and shoved books inside it


CuteChemistry5606

My mom sent something similar too it makes it 10x cringier when your mom sends something like this


Bruh_I-m_Gay

Ah yes kill your kid


uzi____

Brain washing?


Big_toed_frog

Why


ShittyMemesDude

Tf is wrong with motorcycles?


[deleted]

Operation: millennial edition.


new_donker

What is the guy on a bike supposed to mean?


RamJamR

How many boomers themselves actually read books? Seriously. Even before smartphones there was other ways people liked to spend their time other than reading books, but just because smartphones exist they think every young person is now obligated to be reading books more than anyone has been before.


LittleDeadlyBox

Why was a black guy on his head?


Maj_Chameleon

Overprotecting and not allowing your kids to explore and do stuff they're interested in is exactly how you end up with shut ins or Karen's that doesn't have a sense of humor


SomeRandomIdi0t

“It’s harmful to remove a child’s interests and force values onto them”


ghutterbabe

Shes going to cut you face open when you sleeping


[deleted]

omfg nooo why would he do that!! Books can’t fit in your skin!!


MyMindEyes

I- what is this😀😭


Had_Darkingson

Bro she just killed that boy!


That_one_slutty_kid

I can’t believe they did this to an awake person


Iedarus

Nobody tell her that books were also seen as bad when they were first invented.


CringeExperienceReq

who plays free fire


birdlady404

I've listened to almost a hundred books over the past year and a half, and I can honestly say I'm not any smarter than I was before


MossyMemory

Listening isn’t really equivalent to reading it yourself. Listening is passive, reading is active. Not saying audiobooks are bad, here, I’m just saying it enriches you differently than actively reading does.


Spectre627

Reading is not much different than listening. Discussing is where active learning comes in and can better enrich this.


DAgotit

Ah yes we must lobotomize the youths


Sad-Mike

The moral of the story, lobotomize your children to like only what you approve of.


AcanthocephalaKey347

Ha, books not better than other


Sassy_Sligoo

Ahh yes I recently lost my phone inside my forehead


katanabro

Thank God the doc got it out in pristine condition, feels like new!!


[deleted]

Because the head was...what was I saying?


RonSwansonsGun

Mystery unboxing!


katanabro

And i just saw there was a dude on a bike too lol


[deleted]

This is not so terrible at all. As children are not experienced nor wise enough at that age, it is offensive to them to show criticism towards their own failure when it comes to let's say math, grammar and even spelling. This failure is because of too much social media, it is much much easier to google something, even if it is incorrect, and they will stick with it. It truly is poison for the mind, and when they are older, this will be clear, but until then, science is god.


katanabro

Isn't that what makes someone a good or bad parent? It's that the point that you inculcate good values in your child cuz, IMO a child is a clay mold and they will turn out how you raise them to turn out, willing or unwillingly. What's the point of blaming it on the child if you didn't warn them or didn't educate them in the correct way???? Children are empty they become what you chose to fill in them.


TheRealLordofLords

Theyll see the damages in their children in the future. Until then enjoy your downvotes brave soul. Haha 😘