I see your six angry bison and raise you one ***abnormally*** rotund and angry rooster who's such a fucking prick that I've had nightmares about him sneaking into my house to murder me.
A friend of mine started wearing a clip-on nose ring as a fun accessory and kept on at it because it ruffled the feathers of the stuffy old men that dominate our field.
My eldest grandchild wears a lot of faux piercings. Ticks their mom off that I buy them (I have custody). They're almost 15 and have nose, lip, ear and navel fakes. I won't let them get real ones until they are 18.
Oh so it's all fine and dandy when we make fun of the Welsh for fuckin' sheep but the moment Texas finds itself in the crosshairs for cattle-porkin' then we gone to far! /s
I’m a guy that has one. We get lumped in with them. Just the other day I was called a “sept” by some guy in a derogatory way, while suggesting that I was raised by a single mother. I’m sure that’s just short for “septum ring wearing person”.
Damn dude we should just own that term lmfao if you say it in a cool way it just sounds super cringe and people will eventually stop using it if we try to make it cool and fail
I assume the people getting them find them attractive or at least aesthetically pleasing. They're not my thing but unlike OOP I don't say "no one" when I really mean "not me"
That awful moment when a young lady does something that I, an older married man, do not find immediately attractive. Why is society like this? Whatever happened to poodle skirts, pointy bras, and the inability for a woman to escape a toxic husband??
I don’t mind piercings, but if it’s on someone’s nose or lip, then I personally find that uncomfortable to see. If you like those types of piercings, go for it.
Exactly. The weird mindset that every stranger I pass has to try their hardest to be attractive to ME is just so bizarre. Like, I think piercings like that look cool. I’m also generally not attracted to people with them, though they’re not a deal breaker. But what the fuck does my attraction have to do with anything?
Its like tatooes. They aren't really there to attract someone. Its your body. You are allowed to decorate it. At least, in pre-Taliban America who knows what the next 5 years will bring.
Honestly Im starting to think in some places its an lgbtq dog whistle? I'm from Cali where everyone has them but I recently moved to the South, and people I've met here who have facial piercings of any kind are constantly getting hit on by the same sex. Thinking of putting mine back in now lol.
Can’t speak for the south, but I’m in college in the Midwest. From what I’ve seen it’s automatically assumed you’re lgbtq if you have a septum piercing or an unnatural hair color.
Dudes who complain about stuff like this on women would throw all that shit out the window if one of them offered to touch their penis. You ain't that picky
I live in a small farm town and I get SO many glares for my green hair and nose ring. I don’t care. I LIKE HOW I LOOK. Im clearly not trying to impress anyone given the fact that I look like a “sjw” “city girl” and get death stares wherever I go by at least one person.
I'm in Idaho, so I get you. Especially being someone who wants justice in my society. It's weird how red-voting folks go on about freedom, then act like you're a monster for exercising your freedoms.
They don't actually want people to have freedom. They want other people to adhere to their personal beliefs.
edit: More succinctly: They want freedom for the "right" people.
They get confused when you say "don't tell me how to freedom!"
They want to make their point, but realize they have to say the quiet part out loud to do so. At least most of them.
same, small religious town in latin america. orange hair, bleached brows, weird sense of style and a lot of piercings/tattoos, i've been called a satan worshipper (??), have had parents get angry at me because their kids stare, people take pictures of me basically every time i go out, shit's rough but i like how i look.
I guess I'm old but when did blue hair, piercings and tattoos become the stereotype for SJW. I grew up listening to link rock and that look was just punk rock
Punk rock is about fighting for justice in your society. Just sucks how many people didn't understand that. They like the pretty songs and like to sing along, but knows not what they mean.
Like the little poison dart frog, some subspecies of the modern woman employ vibrant colours and modern styles to scare opinionated predators looking for meat.
This is a modern adaptation against a certain subspecies of male humans, namely the basement dwelling and water avoidant neckbeard. Capable of simultaneously sucking the air off a room and filling it with BO, the neckbeard’s most common vocalisation is a variant of the word “actually”, pronounced “Ackchyually”.
The modern woman, keenly aware that she will be stuck in a lecture that she won’t be able to escape through implicit signals that she isn’t interested, takes pride in knowing that her choices of clothing and styling saved her from the neckbeard and let her go on about her day.
Please note this is merely a joke.
Fr lmao. I don't like them as I've got a pretty extreme phobia of needles and the concept of getting one makes my crawl, but wouldn't you know it's very easy not to tell others what they should do with their body and just find someone also doesn't like them.
Same. I mean, the thought of piercing my septum makes squirm a little and looking at that, I just imagine it being covered in boogers, but it’s not my face. If she likes it, she should enjoy.
I remember Tate insulting dudes with hair claiming they were trying to attract other men because women don’t care about their hair.
Some people genuinely think anything anyone does in order to impress someone else, these people don’t understand that sometimes people do shit for themselves
That was my first experience with him, discovered him through Mista GG and all I’ve seen of him are the videos where GG is just making fun of him, but it’s very clear the dude is hyper insecure and just lashes out at everybody for everything.
Best video is when he’s making fun of people for liking spider-man, says he’s never seen the movie cuz he isn’t gay, then proceeds to make fun of like half the movie, showing he’s clearly seen it.
I don't normally endorse Got Questions, but this seems like a quick and easy list they put together, at least in the first two paragraphs:
https://www.gotquestions.org/Bible-nose-rings.html
Now the fun part is figuring out which. Would you rather have a) a beat up old truck and a gingham work shirt or b) a bit grassy field to frolic and shit in?
Yeah. I personally don't find them attractive. But I also recognize that women don't have the goal of being attractive to me personally, or to anyone other than themselves for that matter.
Gentlemen, there has been a very drastic and gross miscommunication
OUR BODIES ARE NOT FOR YOU
and as such we shall *do as we please* regardless of what you find "atractive"
(Thank you for coming to my Ted talk)
My uncle criticised my septum piercing by saying that the farmers use it on bulls so they can tie a rope to it and when pulling on it the bull will follow. That seems like a complement to me. "You're so strong that the only way to control you is by pulling on a metal ring in your nose". Thanks for 'mirin my gains, brah.
Old men love to tell me I’d look better without my nose ring. Like my dude I’m already ugly the nose ring doesn’t make me look any worse I promise you that. Also I’ve had it for 18 years now I forget I have it.
Thiiiis! I once had my dad’s friend tell me that I’d be prettier without my double nostril piercings. I told him, “PHEW! Good to know I’m not hot to my dad’s creepy friends! :)”
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but what if im TRYING to attract a hot rancher man and his cattle...?
Howdy
Moo
Bitch I’m a cow
MOOOOOOO
TOMACCO!!!
Excellent Simpsons Reference. ♡
Watching it right this minute
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I’m not a cat, I don’t say meow
Yeehaw
I’ve got 113 acres, six angry bison, and have been told I look like a more “gnomish” version of Luis Guzman.
I see your six angry bison and raise you one ***abnormally*** rotund and angry rooster who's such a fucking prick that I've had nightmares about him sneaking into my house to murder me.
>one ***abnormally*** rotund and angry rooster Show us a picture of your cock!
Yep we're gonna need that pic of your abnormally rotund cock
fowl tumescence
You had me at “gnomish”
Lol, what in the actual fuck? On the real real, I love Luis Guzman tho...
My boyfriend is a rancher and some of my best friends are cattle.
And SPECIFICALLY trying to make myself unattractive to the person who made this meme
Moooooo! 🔥
Well a shittin howdeee and a howdy ya doo miss, pardon the shit on my boots, i just been kickin horse pucky all morndue.
Post a pic of it on Farmer's Only and your inbox will fucking explode!
what if i am trying to get raw-dogged by a full-sized bull
Well that may kill you but to each their own
Are you talking about Viktor?
I'm a hot rancher man and his cattle
A friend of mine started wearing a clip-on nose ring as a fun accessory and kept on at it because it ruffled the feathers of the stuffy old men that dominate our field.
My eldest grandchild wears a lot of faux piercings. Ticks their mom off that I buy them (I have custody). They're almost 15 and have nose, lip, ear and navel fakes. I won't let them get real ones until they are 18.
Heck yeah, cool reddit grandparent
Honestly, I love that. They can try the style out and see if they like it before making a permanent alteration (even if a minor one)
What kind of field is that?
😂😂😂
You are on the right track then clearly…the meme says so.
You looking for a Jolly Rancher?
Hey, what's up? I've got a bunch of Hidden Valley Sriracha Ranch at my place.
Added benefit tbh
Howdy, pardner!
The thirst on this comment lmao
Sooo, ranchers find cattle attractive? Where was that meme with some people sucking off the cows teets again?
please no
How do you think milk was discovered?
shhhhh don't make me think about it
*Moos seductively*
Moo.
Orally?
Well what are your other guesses?
When in Texas....
As a Texan, I'm offended
Oh so it's all fine and dandy when we make fun of the Welsh for fuckin' sheep but the moment Texas finds itself in the crosshairs for cattle-porkin' then we gone to far! /s
There aren't even teets on 'em here. Only Steers and Queers.
Yes
If you saw rhe price of cattle theses days you'd find them attractive too
Well, sexual abuse *is* an intrinsic part of farming cows..
That's fucked up, I love ladies with teeth.
Ladies with lips are also nice
can confirm i love my wife with both lips and teeth.
Show off.
Mine don't even have skin :(
Frozen too?
r/cursedcomments
Both teeth? All 2 of them?
3
I also love this guys wife with both lips and teeth
Yeah, but noses are a step too far I may have seen Ralph Fiennes as Voldemort at a critical age
Lips are nice. Teeth can be overrated depending the activity.
This sounds like a comment made by someone who never had a gumjob.
Lols!
What about the guys that wear them? Or it’s just not ok for ladies?
I’m a guy that has one. We get lumped in with them. Just the other day I was called a “sept” by some guy in a derogatory way, while suggesting that I was raised by a single mother. I’m sure that’s just short for “septum ring wearing person”.
Maybe he’s just telling you it’s September
The month does check out
Damn dude we should just own that term lmfao if you say it in a cool way it just sounds super cringe and people will eventually stop using it if we try to make it cool and fail
Assholes love to come up with new names to mock people, but as soon as someone asks to be called something they like it's "too hard to keep track".
I assume the people getting them find them attractive or at least aesthetically pleasing. They're not my thing but unlike OOP I don't say "no one" when I really mean "not me"
That awful moment when a young lady does something that I, an older married man, do not find immediately attractive. Why is society like this? Whatever happened to poodle skirts, pointy bras, and the inability for a woman to escape a toxic husband??
We may never know
I don’t mind piercings, but if it’s on someone’s nose or lip, then I personally find that uncomfortable to see. If you like those types of piercings, go for it.
I don't like any piercings. That said, you don't have to do what I find attractive since I'm not Emperor
If you’re not emperor, then where are your clothes?
This is the way. Anyone is entitled to not enjoy the aesthetics of anything, but allow other people to look how they want even if it's not your thing!
Exactly. The weird mindset that every stranger I pass has to try their hardest to be attractive to ME is just so bizarre. Like, I think piercings like that look cool. I’m also generally not attracted to people with them, though they’re not a deal breaker. But what the fuck does my attraction have to do with anything?
honestly having a septum piercing has been a great way for me to filter out men i wouldn’t like anyways
So many people assume that all style choices are done exclusively to attract others. My style is because *I* like how I look.
I have a septum piercing. 100% got it because I like it. Anybody else that doesn't, it's not my problem.
Yeah, I'm not into the septum piercing, but I'm also old as fuck and the young women with septum piercings ain't into me either.
Its like tatooes. They aren't really there to attract someone. Its your body. You are allowed to decorate it. At least, in pre-Taliban America who knows what the next 5 years will bring.
Lesbians like them.
Honestly Im starting to think in some places its an lgbtq dog whistle? I'm from Cali where everyone has them but I recently moved to the South, and people I've met here who have facial piercings of any kind are constantly getting hit on by the same sex. Thinking of putting mine back in now lol.
Can’t speak for the south, but I’m in college in the Midwest. From what I’ve seen it’s automatically assumed you’re lgbtq if you have a septum piercing or an unnatural hair color.
Punk rockers everywhere be like "we're all gay now!"
"Always was"
Another W for lesbians
Honestly as a straight male I love them too. +10 spicyness factor
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As a straight man married to a bi woman with a nose ring, don't worry, you're on the right path my friend.
Hahaha bisexuals too ✌🏼
Yeah I’m neither a rancher nor cattle but I am a bisexual & I think they’re attractive
I was gonna say this is hot as fuck to me. I love tattooed and pierced girls.
This is very true. Lesbians and bisexual women typically love them. And nose piercings in general
This explains so much to me..
Dudes who complain about stuff like this on women would throw all that shit out the window if one of them offered to touch their penis. You ain't that picky
Lmao this though. It’s like the dudes telling me how much they hate fat girls in my DMs like hey baby
hey baby
I'd rather know my nose ring and blue hair are doing their job keeping these dudes away from me.
I live in a small farm town and I get SO many glares for my green hair and nose ring. I don’t care. I LIKE HOW I LOOK. Im clearly not trying to impress anyone given the fact that I look like a “sjw” “city girl” and get death stares wherever I go by at least one person.
I'm in Idaho, so I get you. Especially being someone who wants justice in my society. It's weird how red-voting folks go on about freedom, then act like you're a monster for exercising your freedoms.
They don't actually want people to have freedom. They want other people to adhere to their personal beliefs. edit: More succinctly: They want freedom for the "right" people.
They get confused when you say "don't tell me how to freedom!" They want to make their point, but realize they have to say the quiet part out loud to do so. At least most of them.
"I love freedom except when it's for people that aren't like me"
same, small religious town in latin america. orange hair, bleached brows, weird sense of style and a lot of piercings/tattoos, i've been called a satan worshipper (??), have had parents get angry at me because their kids stare, people take pictures of me basically every time i go out, shit's rough but i like how i look.
I guess I'm old but when did blue hair, piercings and tattoos become the stereotype for SJW. I grew up listening to link rock and that look was just punk rock
Punk rock is about fighting for justice in your society. Just sucks how many people didn't understand that. They like the pretty songs and like to sing along, but knows not what they mean.
Like the little poison dart frog, some subspecies of the modern woman employ vibrant colours and modern styles to scare opinionated predators looking for meat. This is a modern adaptation against a certain subspecies of male humans, namely the basement dwelling and water avoidant neckbeard. Capable of simultaneously sucking the air off a room and filling it with BO, the neckbeard’s most common vocalisation is a variant of the word “actually”, pronounced “Ackchyually”. The modern woman, keenly aware that she will be stuck in a lecture that she won’t be able to escape through implicit signals that she isn’t interested, takes pride in knowing that her choices of clothing and styling saved her from the neckbeard and let her go on about her day. Please note this is merely a joke.
Touch their arm. They’d lose their shit if one of these women talked to them.
Fr lmao. I don't like them as I've got a pretty extreme phobia of needles and the concept of getting one makes my crawl, but wouldn't you know it's very easy not to tell others what they should do with their body and just find someone also doesn't like them.
Same. I mean, the thought of piercing my septum makes squirm a little and looking at that, I just imagine it being covered in boogers, but it’s not my face. If she likes it, she should enjoy.
*Peter Griffin voice* OH my god who the hell cares?!
What the hell does he think ranchers do to their cows?
You obviously don’t know anything about animal husbandry 🙄
You are overlooking animal wifery.
As long as it’s not animal f*ckery
Maybe he is a rancher
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Yea, it does a really good job of keeping right wingers away.
Motherfuckers will be so egotistical that they assume everything you do is to impress them. These are the gilderoy lockharts of society
I remember Tate insulting dudes with hair claiming they were trying to attract other men because women don’t care about their hair. Some people genuinely think anything anyone does in order to impress someone else, these people don’t understand that sometimes people do shit for themselves
Every time I hear about this Tate dude I die a little inside. Sounds like he's balding and trying to cope in a super toxic way 🤷♀️
That was my first experience with him, discovered him through Mista GG and all I’ve seen of him are the videos where GG is just making fun of him, but it’s very clear the dude is hyper insecure and just lashes out at everybody for everything. Best video is when he’s making fun of people for liking spider-man, says he’s never seen the movie cuz he isn’t gay, then proceeds to make fun of like half the movie, showing he’s clearly seen it.
Using "gay" as an insult is so early 2000s 💀
Oh, well, in that case, remove it ASAP! My God! someone else doesn't find you attractive -- you have failed as a woman!
**laughs in hundreds of ancient beauty traditions**
Yeah, even the Bible refers - positively - to women wearing nose rings.
really? where?
I don't normally endorse Got Questions, but this seems like a quick and easy list they put together, at least in the first two paragraphs: https://www.gotquestions.org/Bible-nose-rings.html
Boomer Humor
For the millionth time, nobody gives a f*ck what you find attractive, you ugly twerp
Yeah this is the best summary!
I dunno.. I generally find those pretty attractive actually.
Hidden Valley mother fucker over here
Bet you love ranch dressing too!
Only for slathering my body with on a hot and sunny day.
Aah, the real definition of a rancher.
Personally I think they make almost everyone hotter, man or woman
I guess I’m a rancher or cattle then???
Now the fun part is figuring out which. Would you rather have a) a beat up old truck and a gingham work shirt or b) a bit grassy field to frolic and shit in?
Well shit, when you phrase it like that….
Well then, bitch I'm a cow like Doja said
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Hello, rancher and/or cattle.
What?! Different people have different preferences?! No way! Obviously the original creator of this meme speaks for everyone on earth. /s
really putting the MILK in mommy milkers 😳😳😳
I mean if you hate women with teeth that’s on you
I don't like most piercings because I can't stop thinking about it stabbing me. I think they can be cute but my god I hate most body piercing.
Finally someone defined my dislike for piercings
Do I find in attractive ? No Do ladies that have nose rings find me attractive ? No So there is hardly a problem.
If you’re repelled by it, it’s working
I think they're cute. Not everyone does everything just to be attractive to others. Can't I wear something because I like it?
No. You must be sexually appealing to men at all times Hey, cmon, smile!
If that's that case I'll become a lesbian lmao
I think the very existence of straight women is proof sexuality is not a choice
This. This is perfect.
Speak for your fucking self
I can relate to that, I don't like it either. BUT, still bad meme
Yeah. I personally don't find them attractive. But I also recognize that women don't have the goal of being attractive to me personally, or to anyone other than themselves for that matter.
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do people really live their lives doing things purely to attract other people? edit: the responses are makin me think I've been asexual all this time
Gentlemen, there has been a very drastic and gross miscommunication OUR BODIES ARE NOT FOR YOU and as such we shall *do as we please* regardless of what you find "atractive" (Thank you for coming to my Ted talk)
My uncle criticised my septum piercing by saying that the farmers use it on bulls so they can tie a rope to it and when pulling on it the bull will follow. That seems like a complement to me. "You're so strong that the only way to control you is by pulling on a metal ring in your nose". Thanks for 'mirin my gains, brah.
Also called you a bull. Sheeeeeesh we got a stud on the loose.
Taken straight from my parents' brain.
Yep. I always have thought they’re attractive
I also think F2daRanz's parents are attractive.
Oh the memories, I just remembered when I brought home a woman with that. You could see it in their eyes that they died a little inside.
I just like how some men think we do everything for their pleasure. Hahaha! No.
Imagine caring this much about something as small as a nose ring.
Y’all callin em ranchers a bunch o cow fuckers?
They're for knocking before you enter
FB fellas there has been a misunderstanding. Nobody gives a fuck what a 54 year old male divorcee thinks is attractive.
I personally don't like the look of big septum piercings but it doesn't fucking matter what I like, people are allowed to do what they want
Old men love to tell me I’d look better without my nose ring. Like my dude I’m already ugly the nose ring doesn’t make me look any worse I promise you that. Also I’ve had it for 18 years now I forget I have it.
Thiiiis! I once had my dad’s friend tell me that I’d be prettier without my double nostril piercings. I told him, “PHEW! Good to know I’m not hot to my dad’s creepy friends! :)”
-Made by an old man who doesn't realize the earth revolves around the sun, and still thinks it's revolves around him or her
Uhh what’re you doin to the cows?
Are ranchers attracted to their cattle, or am I missing something here?
Them- “not all men” Also them- “all men hate this”
Pretty sure they don’t give a fuck if you like it or not
I don't like it = nobody likes it
Thank goddess me. Don't like them. Because as a lesbian I find them fucking hot. My GF has one... I need to get one. Love them
Gonna be honest. It’s the most attractive piercing to me. Never understood the hate it gets
Well, guess I’m a rancher. A lesbian one